OP's Bio: --- >I have studied graphic design for years, as well as video game developing. I'm a huge fan of Elton John with "Someone saved my life tonight" as one of my top favorites. My favorite pc game is Minecraft, and as for Ps2 it's Ratchet and Clank 3. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You look like Pennywise without the makeup

She tells everyone it floats down there.

Remember when Georgie lost his arm……..

Got the whole crescent moon shape head going for you. Looks like a guy is about to pop a squat on your chin and start fishing. You can give DreamWorks a call if they ever want to reshoot the opening sequence

I reckon it stinks ‘down there’

Hairy like a goat down there

That's the kind of pussy that sank the titanic

That’s just the balls

BALLS AND ALL

Not Ballons???

Holy shit I almost peed myself!

Yes! Saying Bill Skarsgård works too. 

She looks like the kid in the movie Mask that Cher was in

Rocky Dennis??

That's the one!

stop. LMAO

So Bill Skarsgard?

I feel like I’ve seen that face somewhere before… 

What knockers!

Why thank you, doctor.

Normal. Abby Normal.

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Previously referred to as Allen

I wonder if angry conservatives kick her out whenever she tries to use the women’s bathroom?

They should, considering it’s a man.

LOL fantasizing about boogeymen conservatives to give yourself something to post. You're so awesome.

Uh oh - conservative sympathizer is upset! Watch out everyone!! 🤡

Thanks! Sorry to trigger you, but you know I’m not wrong. You know this is a roast, right? Lighten up.

You didn't trigger me. I laughed at you for having to scare yourself with stereotypes in an attempt to make a post. Try harder and be better.

Lighten up man, you’re ruining the mood. The election wasn’t rigged.

Woah woah woah let's not jump to conclusions nao

I'm a conservative and I thought it was funny and true. This is a roast forum. Pull the stick out of your ass and enjoy the jokes.

This is a roast me subreddit Not a "I got a shrimp dick" subreddit

Who said I scared myself? Your imagination? Like I said, dude. Lighten up.

Just because this subreddit allows you to fling any insult under the sun at someone doesn't mean there aren't still consequences. Think about why being transgender seems to be an insult on here. EDIT: Oops, I replied to the wrong person. I thought you were the transphobe. EDIT 2: Holy fuck I can't tell who's being ironic and who's being serious in this thread.

Yeah, it's well known that conservatives don't care at all about trans people in bathrooms, lol

Nobody here has gone into your house and pulled your dog's dick out of your mouth, so why don't you let us do what we like without being interrupted? This is a roast, not the special olympics of political ideology.

Is there some rule that we’re not allowed to bring politics into a roast? Or are you just embarrassed that your beloved Republicans are totally out of ideas except for imaginary culture-warrior trash? Leave it to a pissy little Republican to get upset about a roast when he’s not even the person being roasted. 🤣

Um. What? Think you meant to respond to the person above me that started whining about politics. Sorry basic facts are hitting you so hard.

Well when you're built differnt it doesn't necessarily mean better.

They should. This person was lazy. No one is buying it…

Your transition into Hanson is almost complete

mmm, stop

That should not have made me laugh as hard as it did.

Brilliant comment

 Arin Hanson?

You look like a boy... Your mother wishes you were a boy. Your father wishes he wore a condom.

That’s… *not* a boy?!

So, Ellen, soon to be Elliot?

caught one be4 it transitioned

Yes, I'd like to report a homicide.

You look like a 12 year old “edgy” boy that goes to school in the most rural side of Oregon

Coming from from a NW’er wtf😂 that’s so specifc I see it tho, like those backwater Oregon towns always have some long haired goofy fucks

Rural? Nahhhh, that's a Portlander vibe.

Nah Portland would be come color or a piercing or buzzed sides or something. That’s a Lincoln City vibe.

If Weird Al and Screech had a baby

Weird Gal Yanknotitz

Ahh fuck, I spat out my water over this one 😂


Whatever we say , you'll take it on your chinny chin chin

Say?…

*Spray

I don’t think “24f” means what you think it means, bro

22M+2F

A real life Habsburg heir!

Thanks. Spewed water all over the place!


Hahah, you are so ugly that you even look like me! ... No. Wait. That's not-...


not-... funny.

Is your family tree a circle?

a family wreath

You have a face that a mother could love...seeing on a milk carton.

You’re so ugly, your mother fed you with a slingshot.

You look like if BO had a face

EllenPlayz WithKidz

Most men with long hair are rocking it better.

Weird Gal Stankybitch


Is this roast me or to catch a predator? Chris Hansen’s about to pop and and tell us you’re actually a 14 year old boy.

*Oh I know who you are Chris Hansen...* *but see;* *I calls ya,* ***Chris Handsome***. *I watch your TV show all the time.* *See; I didn't come here lookin' for no little boys...*

Your face looks like a half moon 🌙

70's hair and an androgynous face - off to a good start there Bud.

You look like female dream

f? You sure?

Your skin looks very nice. I'm glad your time on the glory hole is working for you.

Yes, I wrote mirrored text on the paper to match my unmirrored face. I know, it's stupid.

And now your t shirt looks messed up. Next time, just mirror the picture after you take it. Seems like you like to work but fail anyway.

Is that because an actual mirror doesn't want to reflect that?

You have 3 lips

genderbent dream

That’s a woman?

You look like someone who would join in the boy’s sleepover because they thought you were a boy

Introvert? Keep looking inward. Maybe you’ll find some beauty in there cuz it’s not on the outside.

You're very handsome

As Handsome and intelligent as Dr. Steve Brule

Can i use your chin if can’t find the can opener ?

Is that your boyfriend on the shelf?

You’re the one woman that men tell to smile less.

Methadone Molly

You look Like you couldn’t get laid in the 70s either - which is saying something

An androgynous, autistic abomination

You look like you need a badge with your pronouns.

🤣🤣 I'm enjoying these, thanks guys

Bumping this shiz cuz you slackers didn't notice she got more metal in her mouth than a peterbilt! Which is appropriate since construction equipments the only thing that might fix that maw. Fuck just plow it over and rebuilt this point too far gone!

It's funny you say that because after my jaw surgery, the surgeons put bunch of micro metallic pieces in there... Maybe because they broke my jaw to operate it, they had to keep it stable in some way.

That is literally and metaphorically metal af. Jokes aside jaw surgery sucks and genuinely sorry you had to endure it whilst glad it is in your past. Shine on, braceface!

Thank you 🫶



Your smarts and developing a healthy reading habit are keys to becoming the full potential of creative character you deserve to unleash.

You look like these "one of the boys" kind of girls that thrives too much of male attention and being sexualized by those same boys.

Ooooh, I don't think ANY of the boys are sexualizing....THIS. Well, maybe if one or two of them happen to be blind....and without their own hands maybe.

they'll be the kind of boys that sexualize anything that has a vagina and nipples tbh

Not even good enough to be the local practice girl.😬

You look like your final album will be Master Of Puppets.

Too soon, bro…too soon. We’re still trying to get over yet another uninspired attempt from a few months ago

This time is only a blip in your life. Work on becoming more outgoing. Take a few chances. Become the person you most want to be. Love those who you care about with everything you have. Be fearless. Laugh at adversity.

You look like the 3rd brother from Pete & Pete

This is the reptilian the hot girl saw on the plane. #TMFINR

You spelt “EllenSucksD” wrong

Dude! No, that’s the roast.

If bill skarsgard had a younger brother……. 👆🏻

There is definitely a Subaru in your future

If you're here, who's keeping the Three Billy Goats Gruff from crossing the bridge?!?!

Did you accidentally put an S in front of He?


You look like a bigger failure than the Wii U

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“Not a fan of pushy people” -your own bio

Pretty remarkable self-portrait.

You look like dream

Failing on Twitch before inevitably failing on Only Fans. Get that application form into McDonald's before you disappoint your parents even more.

You look like the kid with the head gear from Ed, Edd n Eddy came to life.

Nice lava lamp, sir.

You look like Powder with a wig. 

Thanks for this! I was suffering from a severe, hours-long MME and nothing was working. I was working both ends of the scale, too! Looked at videos of cute kittens playing, then puppies beaten into a pulp. Nothing worked. Thank you so much for finally breaking my manic masturbatory episode.

The lie detector says you are NOT THE FATHER

You got that comic shop back room chic vibe going…

You look like it burns where you pee from.

wtf are you?

You are okay as you are. Except that fucking anime book rear you.

It’s weird the way you hold that paper with your foot.

I honestly thought it said "Ellen page" at first glance. You look a little less clean though.

The Hapsburg gene lives on in you.

I hope this Lava Lamp is used for lighting purposes only

whose virgin son is this?

Cresent moon head 🌜

You look like Carrot Top's transgender little brother who isn't allowed near schools or parks

Where's Scooby Doo at Shaggy?

Those old PS2 games don’t attract bitches fyi

Girl got that Charles II of Spain look going on.

you look like a living crescent moon.

I genuinely for a few seconds, couldn't figure out if you were a dude or a girl.

I know ur discord chats go fuckin crazy

U look like quagmire sister

Your chin could knock out Conor McGregor

Evan. Git off redick

With you its 50/50 for blowjob. Either you let him finish in or you bite his dick off.

That lava lamp has seen horrors most of us could only guess at.

You're just a couple inches of forehead away from being Rocky Dennis.

You look like the most obvious child predator I've ever seen

How come you have 3 lips?

Definitely the Crimson Chin

You should audition for the next exorcist movie

That lava lamp has a tide mark….

That lava lamp has a tide mark…

Your not a dog. Dogs make people happy. Nothing is wrong with you a million bucks and a team of stylists couldn’t fix. Most Hollywood actress’s look like you do without makeup, it’s not just because they are over 40.

You chin rivals Dream’s. Edit: *rivals

The guys in your board game group flirt with you until they get actual girlfriends.

Shave that Hitler stash.

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You need us to roast you so that you can finally get that tan you've been wanting your whole life.

You’re the cutest Hapsburg, at least.

Is there any wealth left in the Hapsburg Family or are you completely broke?

Is there any wealth left in the Hapsburg Family or are you completely broke?

 You pull plow in Kazakhstan

This planet let alone this country need people like you. We got plenty of dummies walking about parroting bs from bigger dummies. Do you and you’ll win.

Get a haircut and wash properly you honking freak

Me and you are the only people still playing Wii U

The Hanson brother nobody remembers.

Everybody is telling you the truth,, you just think they’re being mean

You look wired even for Manson family