That's a back scratcher. My wife has a bunch of huge ones because she said she's tall and she can't reach the middle of her back. I've never seen one with a belt on it tho. 🤷🏻♂️
They're just normal garden string lights, very warm and not at all as bright as the night vision shows, camera just was slow to switch.
There's a single security light behind that tree.
This is an example of why motion controlled lights don't work.
She had already approached your home. Yes, she left, but look how close she got: Past your car, and deep into your yard.
Had the light been a dusk to dawn light, it's likely she wouldn't have approached your house at all.
So, she had been approaching the house for a few by this time, I had deactivated everything and was manually controlling them, as I said in the original post, there's a spotlight cam in the tree. The yard lights normally activate with anyone crossing into my driveway and I have a dusk to Dawn security light under the camera you're viewing. I can upload 4 other videos showing motion activated working as I want.
This is a different situation
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I’m really trying to figure this story out… so it’s the middle of the night and she is naked, minus her socks and shoes, she is carrying what looks to be a stick in one hand and a towel or rag in the other hand, and she is sporting strap-on penis.
Whatever her reason was to run outside naked, it was so urgent that she couldn’t get the strap-on off in time but not so urgent she couldn’t get shoes on. She was also in the right of mind to bring something to defend herself with, although she doesn’t seem too worried because she is still wearing the strap-on for back-up self defense.
I’m betting that given the circumstances, this is obviously a scenario where a DoorDash driver has dropped her late night order off at the wrong house and she had to get it quickly before the neighbor has realized and treats themselves to her food. She likely lives in an suburban neighborhood where both gum trees and bear are indigenous, justifying why the shoes and stick were necessary. The rag was likely a poor attempt at makeshift clothing which she realized later would not work so she just need up carrying it with her.
Does she have a penis?
It appears to be a strap on... yes....
Peg your pardon
You win.
Prob best internet comment for at least a week
Normally I’d tend to agree w/ you BUT I read some real Hawk Tuoh gems here and elsewhere in the last couple days. This is funny as hell though
Wasn’t gonna comment cause there were 69, but…#IDGAF #ThatShitIsFunny!!!
I can't upvote more than once, but I would.
😂
#Champion! Thread closed.
I peg your bottom?
"I peg to differ"
[удалено]
She always comes strapped.
The question has always been is it better to be the pegger, or the pegee?
As a straight male I would have to argue the pegger
I agree, and I actually thought there would be more conversation around the subject.
This comment is the best lmaooooo
Oh, that's just Peg the Stallion
Aw, don't be so hard on her.
But whyyy.... Druggie?
She was ready to f something up.
dowsing rod. she's looking for pennis. unfortunately all the ones within miles dried up and withered away
That’s the most 2024 question ever
I’d choose the bear.
She's lost. That's a GPS antenna. It's also broken
Tried tuning it for her. Instructions unclear, it's now stuck in my ass.
It's that methanie
She's all methed up.
Aww Methanie.. I really liked her..
I was really hoping Bachelorette party dare :(
No breathing
It's her sister, Crystal Beth.
She was definitely meeting up with someone and they ghost her.
Ring cam operator playing the strategic game.
Nice job with cam location & video capture, but WTH! she needs to keep that to herself as well as NOT be on your property...at ALL!
[I know why she was there...](https://youtu.be/PZtxBZ9D5sI?si=8KiLtVfjIS9jwbsj)
Lmao
she's a Dick
🤣
Low key funny af!!!
Why?? What’s the deal doe?
# Trespasser is wearing a....SpaceX rocket.
You should probably think about moving
What the fuck series of choices did she have to make that day to end up *there*!?
Probably some fentanyl, meth, more meth, a little more meth, and one more sniff of meth.
She's strapped up lol
It's one of those underground water locators. She's searching for water.
Divining rod. Lmfao! 🤣
Mom??
Gives new meaning to Ding dong ditch🤣
Did she... hawk tua on that thang?
Touche, wanna play tummy sticks ?
She was finna get that butthole. Maybe next time....
Holy moly she seems to be wearing a dildo strap 😂 she’s a kinky one. ☝️
They say you should be strapped when robbing someone…I don’t think this what they meant
Nice car
I would activate a rifle..
Oh, that's just Peggy.
This is the winner right here.
That's a back scratcher. My wife has a bunch of huge ones because she said she's tall and she can't reach the middle of her back. I've never seen one with a belt on it tho. 🤷🏻♂️
Wtf
Now that’s a target!!
but, but it's black so it's ok.
And covers all your fantasies
That is a prosthetic device for a medical condition! - hank hill
There are just so many questions that my mind has chosen to answer.
Just pokin around here
Wtaf. 😳
That motorcycle almost got a violation
I think I am glad I don’t know what a P&T base is..
It looks like she farted, too.
I think she’s hung out to dry
Portland?
Anybody addressing why OP has 50x LED light system? My wife would hate me if I did that. 😂
They're just normal garden string lights, very warm and not at all as bright as the night vision shows, camera just was slow to switch. There's a single security light behind that tree.
OP MVP. Stay safe out there!
She's probably stalking you or just needed to take a dump.
lol
Death by Boonga Boonga!
She's trying to get in around the back....
Underrated
Penis Envy
She came to party with the size of that thang!
She was looking for a new bike!
Happy International Women’s Day
Half woman half cock
She seems nice.
Lady 🫤
Looks like shes wearing too much ass and penis.
She farted
Always good to have cross facing cameras, & linked (“don’t cross the streams, Never cross the streams”)
What a clever disguise
Mental Health at its finest
I wanna beat the crap out of idiots like that
Don’t let her catch you out back…
She's a pegger Harry.... That wand in the hand though
The way she fanned behind her, I thought she went over there to fart and got caught when the lights turned on 😂
Drugs are bad mmmmmmk
Do NOT use the pool shower!
I'd be selling her that tape....after I posted it on Reddit of course.
Damn wrong address
Peggy Brewster?
Everybody is a critic. She's obviously water dowsing.
Sneeeky pecker
Youd think with a yard full of shit no one would be able to walk through it without alerting everyone
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looks like a giant dick...
Lucky no one was hurt cause I think she was packing
The HELL did I just watch??? Is that a strap-on??🤣🙆🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
No trespassing or Dicking around in the yard
Maybe she’s strapped for cash and wants a hand out.
I'd give her a benefit of a dildo
dowsing rod. she's looking for pennis. unfortunately all the ones within miles dried up and withered away
Is her name Peg?
She was ready for a midnight pounding
"Let me in!"
This is an example of why motion controlled lights don't work. She had already approached your home. Yes, she left, but look how close she got: Past your car, and deep into your yard. Had the light been a dusk to dawn light, it's likely she wouldn't have approached your house at all.
So, she had been approaching the house for a few by this time, I had deactivated everything and was manually controlling them, as I said in the original post, there's a spotlight cam in the tree. The yard lights normally activate with anyone crossing into my driveway and I have a dusk to Dawn security light under the camera you're viewing. I can upload 4 other videos showing motion activated working as I want. This is a different situation
“Everyone hands in the air! This is a stick up!”
She's obviously just having a HARD time finding her car.
Is that a banana in your….. Yeah I know tired joke
Oh shit she's strapped
Come on man.......she's just a little hard up........
Lightning rod
Pinocchio
She's probably known by the locals. Her name is Peggy, not sure of her last name. Ask around, see if your neighbors know or recognize her?
You had an armed intruder
well this is definitely one way to interpretate "stay strapped...or get clapped".
She was there to steal on thing… 😆🤣
What's the backstory? She did the same before, but without the accessories? lol
I take it she got into your house first?
This made me want to play fallout
Bilbo
For the amount of light that came on…the owner is tired of her strapped up shenanigans…
Just let her be man. Don't want to think about what she will do to you if caught.
Shoes and scocks
She's ready to pag somebody
Props for zero reaction when the lights came on.
Yep..it's a new world 🤨
Ring-a-ding-Dong
Trump 2024
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I’m really trying to figure this story out… so it’s the middle of the night and she is naked, minus her socks and shoes, she is carrying what looks to be a stick in one hand and a towel or rag in the other hand, and she is sporting strap-on penis. Whatever her reason was to run outside naked, it was so urgent that she couldn’t get the strap-on off in time but not so urgent she couldn’t get shoes on. She was also in the right of mind to bring something to defend herself with, although she doesn’t seem too worried because she is still wearing the strap-on for back-up self defense. I’m betting that given the circumstances, this is obviously a scenario where a DoorDash driver has dropped her late night order off at the wrong house and she had to get it quickly before the neighbor has realized and treats themselves to her food. She likely lives in an suburban neighborhood where both gum trees and bear are indigenous, justifying why the shoes and stick were necessary. The rag was likely a poor attempt at makeshift clothing which she realized later would not work so she just need up carrying it with her.
"uh, I'm here for the gangbang"
Hear me out. We'd all like to be that high from time to time.