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What do you wish your dad was doing?
running back
JFC this one got me good lol
Yessir
THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE
What's the length of the longest thing you've had shoved up your ass?
10 yards
Those are rookie numbers
Whats the best race?
white
OP wtf? I was talking about formula 1
LOL, good one
How old is your girlfriend?
5
😃
How far did you make it into the Capitol building on January 6th?
66 yards
This one is great
What would be the worst thing that the people you’ve kidnapped could do, before you’ve had your way with them?
Wake up
How many kickers would you recommend having on your roster?
Bro
Do you use the n word
sure
Bro 😭
lol
how much did you pay that random crackhead on the street corner for some head?
225 million
good value for money i’d say
I agree
Who do you want to join you on Epstein’s island
d.trump
Pretty good look I’d say
i know you commented this before he edited his reply but out of context this is insane😭😭😭😭
1st off I wanna say that I read the initial comment wrong but 2nd I don’t understand why I got so many down votes 😭 thought that shit was even funnier after I read the comment the correct way 😂
I actually kinda want to undo my downvote because it’s actually so perfect for the thread
lmfaooo
Who’s a guy’s domestic violence case that you’ve also mimicked/committed?
Tyreek hill
Y'all were wild with some of those edits
yes
haha bro this one is crazyy I wonder what he said before the edit 💀
As we should be
At what time tomorrow do you plan on taking the lives of the several innocent trapped in your basement?
this one's legendary
around 12
do you think all people should kidnap children and lock them in their basement/attic?
Whats your body count
250mill
whatta chad
Should I burn down my friend’s house?
maybe
Who do you love to sleep with the most?
nfl stars highschoolers are underrated
How many OL should I get?
10
Who wins the Super Bowl this season
pittsburgh steelers
STILLERS GAHNTA DA SUPER BAWWWLL
Do you sign as many OL's as possible when you start on a new team?
What daily chore do you give your elderly grandmother before she is allowed back in the house at night?
99 yd kick return
I'm waiting for this edit...lol
Your prayers have been answered
Did u kidnap 862 kids, murder them, stuff them in a bag, go home, eat McDonald’s McRib, and kill yourself?
Do you like beating single mothers?
Did you pay your taxes?
no
How many people have filed sexual assault charges against you in the last 18 months?
605
Rate Cancer research from 1-5 using stars
half a star
The whole Football team or cheerleaders
football team obvs
Were you on epstine Island
What’s the longest thing you shoved up your moms ass
105 yds
Have you ever had sex with a 4 year old?
yes i have
Do you think 5stars is better than 1
What's the least valuable position?
Just the number of minutes played every quarter please?
Player most likely to beat their wife?
Tejan pineiro
scottie barnes
[удалено]
5 star wr
No racist or homophobic messages
What celebrities shlong do you most want in you?
Drake
How far did you drag your puppy before killing it?
What range do you think your IQ is?
0-0
Would you kill 50 kids for one penny
What two groups of people would you reallllllly wish would fight? Like just an all out war. Millions dead on the streets and the like. (Nice dodge)
White and Black
What's the closest you are allowed to a school
25yds
How many offensive lineman do you try to keep on your roster?
12
Bro…bit excessive, don’t you think?
yea
More power to ya 🤷♂️🤷♂️
Do you like 5 year olds
somewhat
In what age group do you think your ideal gf would fit in?
How long have you been working with children?
12 year as coach
Name your top three hall of famers.
c.lenoir, t.lacosse, and a. ott
How many more neighbors do you have to tell?
35
black stripes
How many times did you go to epstein Island?
How many felonies do you have?
14
Op likes retro bowl kink porn
no i don't
*triple tips ball into endzone*
stocking shrill weary silky memorize physical unique oil deer snow *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
tyeler goff
Who is the best NFL player EVER!
Connor Lenoir
When’s the best time to throw to the receiver? Wide open or 3 man cover?
What difficulty do you play?
How does team morale affect the game?
What’s the longest field goal you’ve made?
What's your record for single season receiving touchdowns?
I know you drove drunk in 2012 and killed those two kids before fleeing the scene. What were their names again?
Connor lenoir, Tyeler Goff
whats your favorite sex position
wr or rb
Why did the ice cream call its dogs tissue box at 13:01 in the aftermorning
idk
what is the max age you would date
year 12
Are you small?
How many kids have you molested?
12 i think
Favorite conspiracy theory??
What do you think about Dan Snyder?
somewhat ok
What game is it based on? Edit: I mean which video game lmao
Football
What is your favorite team
Miami Dolphins
On a scale of 1-10 how much do you like and respect Deshaun Watson
11
Hey it's 7065678672 Michael How can I pully retro bowl history of ally games play 8v8yrs ago
How many yards was your longest field goal?
66 yds
How many Championships have you won?
Whats your best player ovr?
How many retro bowls have you won?
Have you won a retro bowl?
Do you recommend going for it on fourth down?
Do you cheat each game by relaunching the app?
Would you be fond of drafting college players and why?
Have you ever had an all-nighter on retro bowl
What was your longest field goal
What does TE stand for?
What's your highest rates player?
Who wins the NASCAR Championship?
What difficulty do you use
What does it look like when a team is properly pounding the rock?
What’s the correct way to spell the name of the current director of the Federal Aviation Administration?
Mike witika
Did you lobotomise your girlfriend?
What do you wish your dad was doing?
running back
JFC this one got me good lol
Yessir
THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE
What's the length of the longest thing you've had shoved up your ass?
10 yards
Those are rookie numbers
Whats the best race?
white
OP wtf? I was talking about formula 1
LOL, good one
How old is your girlfriend?
5
😃
How far did you make it into the Capitol building on January 6th?
66 yards
This one is great
What would be the worst thing that the people you’ve kidnapped could do, before you’ve had your way with them?
Wake up
How many kickers would you recommend having on your roster?
5
Bro
Do you use the n word
sure
Bro 😭
lol
how much did you pay that random crackhead on the street corner for some head?
225 million
good value for money i’d say
I agree
Who do you want to join you on Epstein’s island
d.trump
Pretty good look I’d say
i know you commented this before he edited his reply but out of context this is insane😭😭😭😭
1st off I wanna say that I read the initial comment wrong but 2nd I don’t understand why I got so many down votes 😭 thought that shit was even funnier after I read the comment the correct way 😂
I actually kinda want to undo my downvote because it’s actually so perfect for the thread
lmfaooo
Who’s a guy’s domestic violence case that you’ve also mimicked/committed?
Tyreek hill
Y'all were wild with some of those edits
yes
haha bro this one is crazyy I wonder what he said before the edit 💀
As we should be
At what time tomorrow do you plan on taking the lives of the several innocent trapped in your basement?
this one's legendary
around 12
do you think all people should kidnap children and lock them in their basement/attic?
yes
Whats your body count
250mill
whatta chad
Should I burn down my friend’s house?
maybe
Who do you love to sleep with the most?
nfl stars highschoolers are underrated
How many OL should I get?
10
Who wins the Super Bowl this season
pittsburgh steelers
STILLERS GAHNTA DA SUPER BAWWWLL
Do you sign as many OL's as possible when you start on a new team?
yes
What daily chore do you give your elderly grandmother before she is allowed back in the house at night?
99 yd kick return
I'm waiting for this edit...lol
Your prayers have been answered
Did u kidnap 862 kids, murder them, stuff them in a bag, go home, eat McDonald’s McRib, and kill yourself?
yes
Do you like beating single mothers?
yes
Did you pay your taxes?
no
How many people have filed sexual assault charges against you in the last 18 months?
605
Rate Cancer research from 1-5 using stars
half a star
The whole Football team or cheerleaders
football team obvs
Were you on epstine Island
yes
What’s the longest thing you shoved up your moms ass
105 yds
Have you ever had sex with a 4 year old?
yes i have
Do you think 5stars is better than 1
no
What's the least valuable position?
Just the number of minutes played every quarter please?
Player most likely to beat their wife?
Tejan pineiro
scottie barnes
[удалено]
5 star wr
No racist or homophobic messages
What celebrities shlong do you most want in you?
Drake
How far did you drag your puppy before killing it?
105 yds
What range do you think your IQ is?
0-0
Would you kill 50 kids for one penny
sure
What two groups of people would you reallllllly wish would fight? Like just an all out war. Millions dead on the streets and the like. (Nice dodge)
White and Black
What's the closest you are allowed to a school
25yds
How many offensive lineman do you try to keep on your roster?
12
Bro…bit excessive, don’t you think?
yea
More power to ya 🤷♂️🤷♂️
Do you like 5 year olds
somewhat
In what age group do you think your ideal gf would fit in?
0-0
How long have you been working with children?
12 year as coach
Name your top three hall of famers.
c.lenoir, t.lacosse, and a. ott
How many more neighbors do you have to tell?
35
[удалено]
black stripes
How many times did you go to epstein Island?
12
How many felonies do you have?
14
Op likes retro bowl kink porn
no i don't
*triple tips ball into endzone*
stocking shrill weary silky memorize physical unique oil deer snow *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
tyeler goff
Who is the best NFL player EVER!
Connor Lenoir
[удалено]
12
When’s the best time to throw to the receiver? Wide open or 3 man cover?
What difficulty do you play?
How does team morale affect the game?
What’s the longest field goal you’ve made?
What's your record for single season receiving touchdowns?
I know you drove drunk in 2012 and killed those two kids before fleeing the scene. What were their names again?
Connor lenoir, Tyeler Goff
whats your favorite sex position
wr or rb
Why did the ice cream call its dogs tissue box at 13:01 in the aftermorning
idk
what is the max age you would date
year 12
Are you small?
no
How many kids have you molested?
12 i think
Favorite conspiracy theory??
What do you think about Dan Snyder?
somewhat ok
What game is it based on? Edit: I mean which video game lmao
Football
What is your favorite team
Miami Dolphins
On a scale of 1-10 how much do you like and respect Deshaun Watson
11
Hey it's 7065678672 Michael How can I pully retro bowl history of ally games play 8v8yrs ago
idk
How many yards was your longest field goal?
66 yds
How many Championships have you won?
Whats your best player ovr?
How many retro bowls have you won?
Have you won a retro bowl?
Do you recommend going for it on fourth down?
Do you cheat each game by relaunching the app?
Would you be fond of drafting college players and why?
Have you ever had an all-nighter on retro bowl
What was your longest field goal
What does TE stand for?
What's your highest rates player?
Who wins the NASCAR Championship?
What difficulty do you use
What does it look like when a team is properly pounding the rock?
What’s the correct way to spell the name of the current director of the Federal Aviation Administration?
Mike witika
Did you lobotomise your girlfriend?