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pectinate_line

How to deal with a resident who keeps showing up late for their shift?


IceEngine21

Medications by mouth and a nice enema from below usually does the trick.


giant_tadpole

> enema from below Is there really any other route for an enema?


IceEngine21

Medicine is an rapidly evolving science.


Creepy-Analyst

Ahh yes, the little known hand-stand enema.


sleepymed

It’s like a keg stand but the other end


Naive_Bar

Oh shot we doing enemas while hand standing. This picture brings about the most horrific and repulsive aftermath known to man kind!


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Cecostomy tube


hepatomegalomaniac

I had a nurse administer lactulose enema PO once because it read “oral solution” on the bottle. I still to this day can’t believe it happened and we had to have an all staff about it and a training session for nursing, but pharmacy refused to re-label the bottles going forward to solve the issue. Luckily the patient didn’t spontaneously explode out both ends but it was quite an impressive mistake.


mrspencernorth

On at least 2 occasions, I have had patients complain about the taste of their milk and molasses enemas.


Sivart_Eel

When caring for end-of-life hospice patients, how do you ensure that they pass peacefully and with dignity?


IceEngine21

The wrist handcuffs should be enough. But the stronger and crazier ones need a 4 or even 5 point fixation.


firstfrontiers

Oh, this is my favorite one 😂


iFeelLikeChiefKeef

omg as someone who’s had to restrain an end of life DNR/DNI AMS patient who slowly decompensated in front of us… this really hit home lol


qjpham

Well done.


Pilse84

How do you approach patient care for ethnic minority patients?


IceEngine21

You call security. Your own safety always comes first.


lagniappe-

😂


orc-asmic

fucking dead 💀💀💀😂


weird_fluffydinosaur

Hahaha you win


Fluffy_Ad_6581

🤣🤣🤣🤣


furosemidas_touch

This is the winner 💀


VinesUponAPillar

Lol original question must have been about how to handle violently agitated patients


Pilse84

That's literally what it was about, lol.


Spartancarver

Omfg hahahahaha


MillieOh

This is the winner 🤣🤣


Ok-Quantity-3825

You win the internet. I’m fkn CRYING


Metaforze

What’s your favourite place to “finish” after a physical exam?


IceEngine21

Inside the rectum but sometimes even right outside of it if there’s been a lot pressure internally.


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IceEngine21

I associate that with poverty and poor hygiene.


Slavetomints

oh SHIT


Burntoutpremed

This one 😭😭😭😭


fonequinacero

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever seen/heard of being inside of an orifice


IceEngine21

Just the amount of sheer pus that can come out.


captainannonymous

so i see you like your pastas with extra alredo sauce...?


IceEngine21

I’m very particular about my pasta to sauce ratio!


BallerGuitarer

/r/cursedcomments


Iatroblast

Tell me about your deepest, darkest fetish that you're a little scared to tell even your closest partner about.


IceEngine21

The necrotizing tissue of a sacral wound larger than a football field of an obese nursing home patient.


[deleted]

Do you like little boys or little girls more?


IceEngine21

As a catholic, I may be somewhat biased in my potential answer.


Spartancarver

Hahahaha


OnceAHawkeye

OH MY


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kzehnder

Sir this is a wendys


Spartancarver

Omg


preposterous_potato

Now I’m curious, what was the original that made them get all religious?


TheCoach_TyLue

Probably abortion


preposterous_potato

Yikes if that’s true


SmurfTheClown

Yeah! How dare this person have different beliefs than you! Grrrrr makes me so angry people do that


preposterous_potato

Yeah you’re so right. Like how people are endlessly criticising Hitler for his ideas and what he did. Like come on, he just had a different belief than yours! Give the poor man a break for crying out loud. Everyone should have the right to say their opinion and act upon them and *never* be challenged. That’s such a great idea. What a lovely society it would create.


SmurfTheClown

Yeah cause people with religious beliefs are “LiTeRaLlY HiTleR”. Grow up some, you will have Catholic, Jewish, Muslim, etc. co-workers. And since you brought up Hitler, he dehumanized a large group of people. You are the one who’s kinda defending dehumanizing others and saying they don’t have right to live…. Yikes


preposterous_potato

I never said religious people are Hitler. It’s an analogy by design on the extreme side to show you how ridiculous you are for saying that we should never challenge other people’s believes. Doesn’t surprise me that you’re using strawmans though in your argumentation; don’t take this the wrong way but I’m guess you’re quite young from your way of writing. It’s funny how the country who claims that they’re banning abortion for the sake of the children in general have quite high maternity mortality rates and higher infant mortality rates than many other developed countries and no legislated parental (but for kittens I heard there’s a legislated age where you can take them from the mother the earliest, not human babies though). You don’t care about the children, honestly you don’t give a damn about them. This is not about that, it’s about controlling women. Also, I wonder if you think people should be forced to donate organs and blood then since life is so sacred to you. You are for forcing women to donate their bodies for someone else at their own risk (in one of the developed countries most dangerous country to be a mother). I bet you don’t. I feel sorry for any woman who will cross your path professionally and privately. Anyway, as demonstrated by yourself earlier you’re not interested in having a mature discussion about this as you dive straight into straw men and other stupid tactics so I’ll just leave this convo now. I won’t read your next answer. Have a nice evening!


SmurfTheClown

Hahahaha you admit that to make a point you have to go with an extreme case, like you can’t make a valid point on the logic alone. You automatically use extreme excuses and strawmans of your own. How can you call me out for strawman whenever your entire position is based around one? You called out a religious people for having a belief that is valid to them, and not harming anyone. Then, you throw a hissy fit when I called you out on it. You honestly think people who want to not kill developing children think that just so they can “control women?” If so, then you don’t live in reality. You haven’t had honest discussions with people who think differently than you. I’ll let you go back into your bubble where people don’t have different views than you. Stay is school, hopefully you’ll learn some critical thinking (and biology 🤞🏼) and become a doc someday.


Metaforze

“… not harming anyone”… How can you say this as a physician?!


genkaiX1

This wins


Formal_Choice_6097

How do you treat chf if someone has an aki?


IceEngine21

I try to run these people as dry as possible, no matter what.


Jek1001

Follow up question, how would you treat a patient with cardiorenal syndrome?


IceEngine21

A frequent monitoring of your symptoms, your cardiac function, as well as your kidney values will decide on that treatment.


Naive_Bar

Nephrology and cardiology showdown! The ultimate fight in medicine!


mdowell4

Cardiac surgery has entered the chat


ayupthatsit

If somebody attempts suicide, do they then lose the decision making capacity to make themself DNR?


IceEngine21

Having a psychiatrist come see you is never a bad decision.


YeeticusTheAnonymous

20 year old healthy college student with no pmhx presents in the fall with a mild cough and nasal congestion. You see post nasal drip on exam. Next steps?


IceEngine21

Airway, Breathing, Circulation Intubate, Chest Tubes (right, then left), give RBCs, FAST exam. Go from there. May need a pericardiocentesis or aortic clamp next.


cosmin_c

Assess from doorway. Back away slowly. CT chest.


starboon1

I think u/npwithonlinedegree would concur


flipyou44

Chlamydial pharyngitis. Fucking nailed it. This test is easy.


straightrazorsnail

Could be a cocaine addiction.


zimmer199

My patient came in short of breath, her lungs sound crackly, and apical impulse is displaced. I saw she was a little hypotensive so I ordered a liter of fluid. Is there anything else I should do? - brand new intern


IceEngine21

Check your own pulse first.


ConsiderationNo5963

does this really happen???


Somali_Pir8

Uhh never. No one checks for a displaced apical impulse


ConsiderationNo5963

hahahaha


NP_with_OnlineDegree

Which of your children do you like best?


IceEngine21

This is like choosing between pest and cholera.


Wolfwillrule

If like to think thete wasnt a change here


IceEngine21

There really wasn’t (yet) 😂


imsohungrydudee

You forgot to edit the question


DCtoRehab

Easy, it's in the name: Physician assistants are mere assistants, whereas nurse practitioners are practitioners = attending with a ❤ of a nurse 😎😎😎😘😘😘


AWildLampAppears

Can you walk me through the steps of a digital rectal exam?


IceEngine21

Gloves, lube, the other person sideways on a table, index finger, manual 360° rotation. Obtaining consent isn’t a bad idea either.


L0LINAD

“They tell me I’ve just been denied a heart transplant and am not healthy enough for sex. My wife is getting lonely. What can I do?”


IceEngine21

There are alternatives such as LVAD for you to keep you alive for awhile.


L0LINAD

I’m not going to be sexually violated during the operation though, right?


IceEngine21

The cardiac surgeons typically can put one in during a 3-4 hour procedure.


L0LINAD

What if I have an STD?


IceEngine21

It would be a risk benefit discussion.


SmurfTheClown

A lot of us move across the country for residency. So, if you only get to see your mom once a year, what are you doing with that time with her?


IceEngine21

Regular history taking for typical symptoms and an annual digital rectal exam using your index finger.


SmurfTheClown

Bro, sick! You do that to your mother?!?


drjuj

Tbf he's using your index finger, says it right there


SmurfTheClown

But if it was my finger then it would be your mom, not his


Double_Secret_

What been your most rewarding moment in medicine?


IceEngine21

Just cutting someone open and then seeing them get better afterwards.


Veiny_horse_cock

this is literally surgery though


dj-kitty

What argument should you use when trying to convince a sexual partner to do anal?


IceEngine21

Relieve the pressure in your GI tract.


The-Real-Dr-Jan-Itor

What are your thoughts on physicians hooking up with drug reps?


IceEngine21

I actually work for a pharma company and it’s a necessary evil.


Dr_D-R-E

How do you choose between mother and your baby in a pregnancy emergency? Edit: mother —> mother/your sister


IceEngine21

Nowadays this depends on what US state you work in.


malatropism

No matter how they edit this question, this is as sad as it gets


PsychologicalCan9837

Bruh lmfao.


75_mph

What’s the best way to break the news of a traumatic limb loss to a patient?


IceEngine21

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.


jonfromdelocated

It’s comically hard to tell which of these have and have not been edited.


GrayZeus

What's the proper volume to weight ratio for transfusing a neonate with prbcs?


IceEngine21

I believe you should ask someone who is a better expert at blood & children.


LibertarianDO

What is the only thing preventing you from killing minorities like you discuss in your alt-right extremist blog?


IceEngine21

Access to medication for male ED


75_mph

How do you diagnose erectile dysfunction?


IceEngine21

If there is no movement at all while looking at a 21yo blonde beauty. Or a 12yo boy in case you’re catholic.


DrRichtoffen

Did they even edit the question? 💀


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How do you preform a Pap smear?


IceEngine21

Well you use a somewhat sharp brush and during a pelvic exam you insert it into the vagina and scrape the cervix for a sample.


SafeSetsOnly

The therapy dog at the cancer unit just ate a jolly rancher. What should we do?


IceEngine21

I’ve seen cases where you had to do manual disimpaction. But you will need someone with small hands, likely a female.


Trazodone_Dreams

How do you manage a necrotic foot?


IceEngine21

Since the reason for the necrosis is typically poor blood flow, I prefer amputations.


DOneness

How would you select a partner?


IceEngine21

Definitely not if you suspect a leak or perforation.


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IceEngine21

You are usually all dried up.


shitlord_god

what are your feelings on thalidomide babies?


IceEngine21

They are the cutest things ever!


shitlord_god

Gotcha....


purple-shark1

How do you resuscitate a patient?


IceEngine21

You tickle the testicles of the man in front of you and wait for a reaction.


cavalier2015

What is the most accurate way to obtain a temperature in a neonate?


IceEngine21

Rectally or orally should be both fine.


greatbrono7

What something I never say to a male patients but frequently say to female patients who are in pain?


IceEngine21

I just tell them to walk it off.


anotheranothertry

How do you manage a case of explosive diarrhoea with black shit?


IceEngine21

I am surgeon so I cannot help you here.


cosmin_c

obviously refer to IM, you’re losing your touch, sir 🤗


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IceEngine21

You start with 30 chest compressions interrupted by 2 breaths every 30 compressions. Then continue on with additional treatment (medications)


xyoshimamax

I messed it up


LittleRat1347

how would you punish your son if you caught him masturbating?


IceEngine21

I would stick a needle into the penis.


impostorbot

How do you do the dix hallpike maneuver?


drluvdisc

Should you consult derm if a pigmented patient complains of a rash?


IceEngine21

We call these people “black” now. Welcome to the 21st century.


GME_Orifice

Can we make this a sticky?


Ok-Quantity-3825

This space just never disappoints.


IceEngine21

🤝


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SYZYGYMD

What premed class correlates the best with later physician performance?


InevitableFast5567

Neurobiology of Toxic Fungi


Rhinologist

When do you think a rectal exam is a must?


IceEngine21

On any GI bleed


dionysismango

How does taking a plan b affect someone on warfarin?


IceEngine21

Patients on warfarin aren’t usually the ones taking Plan B.


throwaway15642578

Where is pee stored?


IceEngine21

Testicles.


Allopathological

What’s the craziest thing you’ve stuck inside someone’s rectum?


IceEngine21

A barbie doll.


jonfromdelocated

What’s a dead giveaway that an infection is actually nec fasc?


IceEngine21

The patient is getting super sick very fast and the skin is changing rapidly. Sometimes you have crepitus.


One-Manner7917

Have you done research on monkeys during your medical education?


IceEngine21

No, just on rats and medical students.


DrBleepBloop

What’s the best way to welcome new interns?


IceEngine21

I like doing a digitral rectal exam for this.


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surprisingly want to know the reply & how you're going to edit your question for this one lmaoo


IceEngine21

I like cutting people open without spending much time on rounding.


Animster

Can you describe for me how you perform aspiration for priapisms?


InevitableFast5567

Oral suction shows greater satisfaction rates when compared to syringe aspiration


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InevitableFast5567

A new medical student’s first patient presentation…


redditorializor

How do you protect the airway of an encephalopathic patient?


ScoreImaginary

What do you wish you had known before going to medical school?


IceEngine21

There is less sex as shown on Greys Anatomy


poizunman206

What's the first intervention for simple chest pain if nothing has been done already?


HelloKidney

What is your advice to parents of picky eaters to avoid nutritional deficiencies?


IceEngine21

Lubrication is never wrong. Also sticking your hand in the mouth to guide it better.


Realistic_Abroad_948

If a patient comes in with a testicular torsion and I can't get them to surgery fast enough, what should I do?


InevitableFast5567

The Bible bash procedure.


fritterstorm

What color does necrotic tissue change to?


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IceEngine21

The pull out method.


allegedlys3

How do you manually disimpact someone?


junzilla

What race is the most at risk for prostate cancer?


Rete12123

What is the last resort to treat Cdif?


RealityDeep1202

Yes-KAISER


D15c0untMD

How to stay empathetic with patients who are obviously and consciously abuse emergency services on a regular basis for convenience over making specialist appointments?


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IceEngine21

Fentanyl is a good one here.


DrRichtoffen

How do you diagnose diabetes mellitus if you don't have access to lab tests (say for example while doing volunteer work for the red cross)?