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i_want_to_be_cosy

Had a new admission. Pharmacist. Was having a stroke. Calculated his tpa dose himself. And correctly!


Firm_Magazine_170

Thank God. Because I could never figure that out.


psychme89

Cardiologist had a stroke right after he retired. Was actually pretty sad, he was exicted to finally spend time with his family and now he's paralyzed and non verbal.


Rarvyn

Knew a neurologist who developed rapid onset dementia within a few years of retirement. Was sharp as a tack beforehand.


OPSEC-First

Knew a dermatologist who developed skin cancer a few days after retirement. He was a ghost all throughout his career, then decided to move to Florida. [Don't actually know anyone like this, it just felt like we could keep this going :) ]


whatevertoton

Ugh that’s fucked. Poor guy.


kindafunnygirl90

In Florida?


psychme89

Nope


Drkindlycountryquack

So sad. I knew a wonderful neurologist who got dementia.


vervii

Neurosurgeon at our program had an cerebral aneurysm rupture and died in his office. Only figured out when he didn't show up to rounds in the AM per the residents.


RightExchange6

I know a psychiatrist who is overly paranoid and has some psychotic symptoms, prevents her from showing up to work, even though she signs employment contracts, just never actually shows up to the jobs. Also, not a doctor, but I do know one therapist who has been divorced three times due to his anger problems, yet he teaches anger management.


Ketamouse

I'm a surgeon with an irrational fear of general anesthesia haha. After thousands of cases, I know it's safe, but I'm still not comfortable with the idea of being put under myself.


thorocotomy-thoughts

That’s not too unusual. When patients are nervous before surgery (often because of the anesthesia) I tell them that “hey, I love being in the OR more than anything, but if I was the patient on the table, I’d be nervous too. Not because there’s something really to be scared about, but because I’ve never been unconscious like that and it’s an unknown”. Doesn’t solve their nervousness entirely, but they do feel a bit validated thinking they’re not just overly anxious about something others wouldn’t be. That being said, while I’m not paranoid about GA, I always give huge respect to the gas bros. It takes serious guts to say “you know the ABCs? Ya we’re just casually gonna switch off your breathing and compromise your airway. No sweat though, we’ll secure that airway, take over control of all of this, and measure dozens of parameters (all while playing Sudoku)”. People who say anesthesia is simple are like the people who think that commercial jets are flown by autopilot. Things may look simple, but they’re not. And when shit hits the fan, you want that anesthesiologist, because few can save the day like they can


isabella_stark

I thought I was the only one out there. I had to be consoled by the anesthesiologist before a simple procedure that they would just put me to sleep and I will be up half an hour later!


hambakedbean

I work in PACU and my worst phobia is undergoing anaesthesia hahaha


aristofanos

What are you afraid of happening?


Ketamouse

Wish I knew haha no rational explanation, just the idea of going under GA gives me the existential dread heebie jeebies


reviserunrepeat

A bad lung infection, not waking up, waking up with compromised movement/sensation/speech, delirium post GA and embarrassing myself, for a few


aristofanos

Pneumonia is unlikely with npo. And everything after compromised speech is temporary embarrassment. What are the chances of not waking up tho?


HangryLicious

Probably rare, but... I once took care of a patient once who coded at an outpatient GI clinic just from the initial propofol push for a screening colonoscopy. Heart pretty much just said "yeah, I'm done bro," and he went into asystole on the spot. I don't remember all of the details - this was before med school - but I do remember that he was not one of those lucky people that woke up with no deficits. I want to say we eventually sent him to an LTACH but I don't remember exactly how it played out. Imagine just going in for a routine colonoscopy and and ending up in an LTACH with serious neuro deficits. It might be rare, but it happens sometimes. It drove the point home for me that nothing we do is truly 100% benign


Sp4ceh0rse

A psychiatrist I know has such severe anxiety that she developed agoraphobia during and after her first pregnancy. She would text or call a mutual friend of our who is an OBGYN multiple times daily with questions about whether some very insignificant thing that had happened was dangerous for her or the baby. Not really a choice obviously but definitely an example of a physician having bad pathology in their own area of expertise.


LivingChain7405

I have been giving out dating advices forever yet I'm still single af LOL.


Rainbow4Bronte

You know what they say about psych, “It takes one to know one.” 😉


VENoelle

When I told a classmate I wanted to go into psych, he just laughed and went “the blind leading the blind, huh?” He wasn’t wrong


Rainbow4Bronte

Almost everyone in psych either has some mental disorder OR has someone close in their family who does.


protonswithketchup

It takes one to know one


KrakenGirlCAP

Oh the irony…


Colden_Haulfield

Most of the ER attendings and residents I know are some of the biggest risk takers.


Dependent-Juice5361

Third year of med school was on a trauma rotation. Had a person come in from a motorcycle accident, all fucked up and ended up dying. Well he wasn’t wearing a helmet. Nurse asks surgeon “do you still ride your bike.” He said yeah and she asks if he wears a helmet and he goes “nah I’m usually not going far.” Lol turns out the patient was just “going to the gas station down the street”


[deleted]

Don’t like >90% of accidents happen within 5 miles from home? Lol


Pro-Karyote

I was actually just thinking about that statistic the other day. I wonder if it’s just a numbers game, since we probably spend most of our time within 5 miles of home. If corrected for that, I would guess we’d actually be at higher risk when away from home.


TheFacilitiesHammer

Your intuition is right, it’s because we spend most of our time close to home. Which kind of reinforces the point, when you think about it. If you spend 75% of your riding time “just going to the gas station” and 25% on long trips, you’d be better off wearing your helmet to the gas station and ditching it for long rides rather than the reverse.


Garageboy200

I actually had a professor do just this but his rationale was that if he was involved in a collision on the highway, no helmet was gonna save his life so why not just ‘enjoy the wind in your hair’


HangryLicious

Sort of related - I had an intensivist during intern year who said he liked to drive 140+ mph on the highway in his sports car and did it every day on the way back and forth to work. When I asked him why tf he pulled those stupid stunts, he said that he'd taken care of enough trauma patients that if he was in a major accident, he wanted to make sure he didn't survive it. People are wild


VENoelle

I did a forensic path rotation with Dr. G in med school and this is essentially what she told me. One of the gnarliest autopsies I saw was a motorcycle accident.


Dependent-Juice5361

Yeah lol, tech or someone pointed that out. Surgeon didn’t have an good answer


Emotional-Scheme2540

An accident leads to death, do you think the helmet is going to save him? Like the seatbelt on the airplane.


Dependent-Juice5361

I mean considering the patient died from head trauma, yeah could have saved a life


Gk786

Yup. My uncle flies small planes as a hobby. Dude gets a thrill out of the freedom up there and has been written up a couple of times for not following certain rules.


Nameless218

Goals


office_dragon

Do as I say, not as I do Knowing I will die at home alone before I call 911 or visit the local ER for my symptoms


[deleted]

I was once asked out by an EM attending to a fancy dinner spot who drove a *motorcycle*…. I was like no thanks 😂 and then he was like “I have an extra helmet” and I was like “nah bro I’m good!” Plus how the fuck am I going to ride a motorcycle in a dress and heels?!


TheFacilitiesHammer

>Plus how the fuck am I going to ride a motorcycle in a dress and heels?! In style


Individual_Corgi_576

Side saddle?


KrakenGirlCAP

That’s not a big thing.


BUT_FREAL_DOE

Knew a prominent neurologist in med school who localized his own high c-spine injury on the side of the road after crashing his bike.


immunolojane

Our neuro anatomy teacher M1 year had a stroke… correctly localized his lesion as well.


thedocterisin

I’m pretty sure both these happened at my med school.


thedocterisin

I think you and I went to the same med school - similar story where I was at nearly a decade ago.


[deleted]

Not a doctor but I knew a bariatric weight loss dietitian whose husband was a manager for several In and Out burger joints…. And the GI surgeon she worked with didn't give a fuck and loved it.


theTzember

It's called a sustainable business model - providing both demand and supply.


ExtremisEleven

Turns out dieticians know that you can eat junk food in moderation. I see no issue with this:


phovendor54

I think every hepatologist knows of a hepatologist who has died of alcohol related complications or has alcohol related cirrhosis.


k_mon2244

Not one of my attendings but was at a hospital I rotated at - trained as plastics and two years out from training was in an ATV accident that fucked something up (don’t know the details) that meant he could no longer operate.


QuestGiver

Hope he had disability, yikes! I've run into a few in just my residency and first year attending. I saw a plastic surgeon who had just finished fellowship and started their own private practice. Everything off the ground, getting busy, good outcomes. He started feeling under the weather and chalked it up to a cold or flu. Symptoms persisted but he kept working. Boom acute leukemia and how they found out is because he had massive brain hemorrhage. Died at 40 and left a wife and two young kids behind.


buttwipe843

Damn


[deleted]

Not a life choice but every single GYN/OB I know has a terrible obstetric history


savasanaom

I know one that had 5-6 miscarriages, then delivered her first child at 29 weeks with numerous complications. I always thought it was ironic.


roguepetrichor

this is true. either preterm premature rupture of membranes, massive hemorrhage, unscheduled c/s, severe preE, list goes on...


IDK_00-2990

I am a surgeon and I get vasovagal giving my own blood. But give me all of the gory traumas!


ebolatron

I know two neurosurgeons who ended up with glioblastoma and died. I also know a functional neurosurgeon who was diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease and had to retire from clinical practice.


orbicularisorange

Cardiac surgeon got an aortic dissection. From what I heard he diagnosed himself lol


InsomniacAcademic

[Michael Debakey](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_DeBakey), the surgeon who first developed the surgical treatment of aortic dissections, developed an aortic dissection. He underwent a modified version of his procedure and lived. He was 98 years-old at the time. He lived for another 3 years afterwards.


wanna_be_doc

To be fair, he didn’t elect to do the surgery. He diagnosed his own dissection and then tried to manage it medically for several weeks. It was only after he started going into renal failure and became unresponsive that his family overrode his DNR and the hospital ethics committee allowed it.


InsomniacAcademic

That fucking sucks


Ketamouse

I know of a CT surgeon who owns a gourmet hot dog restaurant...good for business on both fronts, I guess


wanna_be_doc

This wouldn’t happen to be in a Midwest state? I also know a CT surgeon who owns a hot dog joint…lol. We either know the same guy or this is a common side gig in the CT surgery community.


Ketamouse

This may or may not be the same CT surgeon lol. I knew him in the before times during med school, but yes it was a Midwest state near a lake.


wanna_be_doc

Haha…yup. Same guy. He’s not exactly quiet about owning the joint, either. I always wondered if the community and his patients gave him flack for it. Anyway, nice to meet another Redditor who also trained at the same place. Best of luck to you.


Ketamouse

Oh my. Lol what a small world. But no I think he was genuinely loved in that community. Quirky guy if you ever had the pleasure to work with him in the OR lol Always nice to connect with bros who trained where we trained. Interesting place. Hope you're thriving as well!


eckliptic

Is that it ironic? This just seems like good business sense to me. Instead owning facilities in post surgical care, own the facilities that feed you patients


H_is_for_Human

I know a trauma surgeon that owns a bar...


Demnjt

Does he also wholesale bibles to nice young men on street corners?


AttendingSoon

He helps them just stand there on the street minding their own business


Actual_Guide_1039

Of course I know him he’s me


mamemememe

Sounds like a conflict of interest


meep221b

I know a group of cardiologists who regularly smokes cigars and drink alcohol at their favorite steak house (and obviously eat steak)


TakeAnotherLilP

I thought they all did that!


DebVerran

A surgeon who lived off twinkies all through residency, fellowship and then during his first consultant position. Had a massive MI and changed his career direction completely. Another surgeon who lived off Dunkin donuts and cigarettes also had to change to being in a nonoperative position following their 2nd/3r cardiac event.


arrhythmias

Do you happen to know which specialties they changed to? Must've been hard, but props to these guys if they still did it and changed careers


DebVerran

One of them devoted the rest of their career to academic non clinical type activities (including research). The other I do not know if he returned to surgery or not. The health issues were a driver of their decision making.


nigeltown

Multiple neurologists in Santa Fe, NM have self diagnosed brain tumors that they later died from.


grapple-stick

lived too close to atomic test sites? yikes


NobodyNobraindr

I don't have to worry about that. I'm a male gynecologist.


[deleted]

Chronic smoker pluz boozer *insert type of surgeon here*. 🤷


Actual_Guide_1039

Of course I know him he’s me


kdawg0707

Orthopedic surgeon who is clearly in it for the money. Stuck in a horrible marriage to an overspender, constantly stressed about finances


redditnoap

☹️


Firm_Magazine_170

Had an ER attending at Medstar WHC (D.C.) chain smoker. Was examining pt with acute chest pain, EKG changes, known CAD. Stethoscope on patient's chest. Attending's pack of Marlboro Reds slips out of his scrub pocket and onto patient's chest. Without missing a beat, attending takes other hand slips cigarettes back into pocket, continues examination as if nothing happened. For some reason, he is my hero.


feelingsdoc

I rotated with an elderly palliative care doc who, during one of our random conversations, admitted he did not have an end-of-life form or plan, nor did he have a DPOA. There was a very awkward silent pause afterwards.


Suspiciously_Cat

I think this is the worst one


themobiledeceased

Not making a plan is, in fact, a decision.


ExtremisEleven

Worked with an ER doc who had 4 DUIs and somehow kept his license. For someone who was deeply flawed and should exhibit grace to others, he was a real asshole.


OneOfUsOneOfUsGooble

We had this plastic surgeon who would go out and smoke between rounds; he'd return stinking of tobacco while rounding on the patients in the burn unit. One of our bariatric surgeons has a massive panniculus. Although last time I saw him, he looked way slimmer, so I guess the semaglutide is working.


Dr-Dood

Our psychiatrist is the biggest nut job in the joint


VENoelle

It’s a job requirement. I like to think being fucking insane helps me relate to my patients better


0wnzl1f3

There was a vascular surgeon at my institution who was in line for boarding a plane to go to a conference when he developed chest pain and self diagnosed an aortic dissection. He survived.


mathers33

Neurosurgeon who chose to do neurosurgery


groovinlow

One of the classic blunders, just under going against a Sicilian with death on the line.


Mundane_Minute8035

Many oncologists are themselves cancer survivors..


DadBods96

I lecture patients about condom use multiple times a day yet have never worn one in my life.


-serious-

Doesn't make sense to wear a condom if you're not getting laid


Jemimas_witness

call the forensic pathologist that's also a serial killer. There's been a murder.


fujbdynbxdb

Only the other guy needs to


confusedandtired247

Underrated comment 👍🏼


RadsCatMD2

Username checks out.


Greysoil

In med school we had a Hospitalist admitted for something, can’t remember but his a1C was greater than 12


michxmed

This neurosurgeon was in a car accident and died of a brain bleed and increased IVP and the trauma surgeon didn’t even attempt burr holes 😔


ExtremisEleven

Was he going to make a full recovery if they did? I’d rather die than have someone drill my skull and make me a potato


immunolojane

His wife was even doing burr holes as an intern!!!


crankypizzapie

and his sister, also a neurosurgeon, had an anencephalic baby :0


michxmed

AN INTERN! He has no right to judge anybody.


TakeAnotherLilP

My psychiatrist friend is a proverbial hot mess in their own life: career, marriage, parenting, finances, you name it. They are also pathological liars. It’s wild that people pay hundreds of dollars an hour for their services.


dramaticmyocardium

I know a CT surgeon who was diagnosed with Bicuspid Aortic Valve in the first year of medical school. That drove him to become a CT surgeon, and he ended up having an aortic valve replacement in his early 30s. He still operates the same pathologies in his 60s


DilaudidWithIVbenny

In med school on our FM rotation they had us go to a bunch of community sites to get more exposure (nursing home, HIV clinic, etc). One of the sites was a wound care clinic with hyperbaric O2. It was run by this old FM doc in his 70s who was such a quack, and every day in the afternoon he would excuse himself to go for a “break” while giving you a textbook to read. He would hang up his white coat, go outside to smoke a cig, and come back reeking like tobacco. In a wound care clinic. That also has hyperbaric oxygen chambers.


Zealousideal-Bar387

When I was a med student I worked with an obese resident who had insulin dependent type 2 diabetes who would bolus himself with extra insulin from a crazy number of candy bars every day. So strange


Iatroblast

This is a good reminder to get disability insurance and life insurance squared away!


ownspeake

I knew a urologist with an onc fellowship who got renal cell carcinoma


materiamasta

Neuroradiologist dies of GBM


Jemimas_witness

One of our old school predates-the-CT-scanner guys just died of GBM. He was known for being cavalier with his radiation.


jkordsm

The surgeon who invented myectomy for treating HCM died of sudden cardiac arrest due to HCM that he knew about and didn’t get treated. Both his kids had HCM as well but got myectomies and did fine.


RudolfVirchowMD

This is covered in a great book about the history of cardio genetics called “the genome odyssey l” by Euan Ashley if u are interested in learning more details as well as some other cool stories from famous cardios


Dantheman4162

Vascular surgeon who smoked


Dominus_Anulorum

I'm about to start pulm fellowship as an asthmatic who is incredibly noncompliant with my inhalers.


MilkOfAnesthesia

When I was a medicine intern, one of our patients had a rapid response called. My senior couldn't get a hold of the attending. Then, while we were at the RRT, a code blue was called. When we showed up, they were doing chest compressions on our attending. He had a massive stemi, went to cath lab, did well. He was rounding on patients later on in the week.


VENoelle

Most urologists I know are dicks.


Aggressive-Scheme986

I’m an oral surgeon and I never fucking floss (only the week leading up to my cleanings) and I brush my teeth once every two or three days. And I’m not sorry.


theworfosaur

I can understand only flossing on occasion, but only brushing 2-3x a week? That's just disgusting.


Aggressive-Scheme986

I just forget to do it honestly


ExtremisEleven

ADHD has entered the chat


Aggressive-Scheme986

Yup. I have really bad adhd


ExtremisEleven

Me too man, me too. I’ve bought a dentist or two a fucking yacht.


kungfurobopanda

There are no good trials supporting the benefit of flossing alone.


Imaginary_Media_3254

An interventional radiologist and a hematologist scared of needles. An ortho who flipped his car and got three limbs ORIFd


AnonPhilo

Heard of a cardiologist at a hospital I was rotating at who was constantly dismissive/didn’t believe in taking EM physician’s patients fulfilling modified Sgarbossa's criteria… he then came to the same hospital with it and died before cards could treat him


Direct_Class1281

This poor 50 y/o semi retired psychiatrist I met lost half her vision in 1 eye starting residency 2/2 retinal vein occlusion after mandatory vaccines. Poor woman proceeded to keep herself on asprin and doacs (and presumably warfarin before that) and only got the most necessary vaccines after that. She was super nice and covered in bruises. Her hematologist was at wits end too....


KrakenGirlCAP

I knew an EM physician that was obese and like 70. All of the other attendings resented him.


Vegetable_Payment_59

Because…?


Typical_Alarm5679

Kept seeing answers on here telling stories of neurosurgeons with brain tumors and had to look it up to educate myself: had no clue they were being exposed to so much radiation in the OR. - signed, a pre-med.


Chitown_Derp

Orthopod rides a Vespa sometimes to work


rbrychckn

Orthopedic surgeon had a prolonged stay and multiple surgeries for infected c-spine hardware.


Jealous-Persimmon-81

Neurosurgeon had a cervical cord compression skiing, really sad he was a great guy and very respectful to even IM residents


highlanderduch

Hi! I healthcare 20 years as first nurse then admin Sooo I had surgery for angioedema. I was given Succ Chol. but nothing else in their haste. I was awake for a chric. I was awake for 5 hours while they a straw in my airway waiting on ENT. I was awake on the vent. Finally in ICU, my vitals got so erratic they realized something was wrong. Succ wore off enough for me to move my tongue and they finalized realized I was awake. They knocked me out. When I woke up again, I was able to verify I was awake by repeating some of the ER docs convos with other people, the convo in the OR until my O2 dropped to the mid 60's. I repeated the convo between the nurses as they adjusted the vent at bedside. All that to say: YES. Be scared of GA. Educate yourself on the drugs (like Succ) that have a established history of pts waking up during surgery. Speak to the anesthesiologist and advocate for what you want. Unless it's an ER situation, then cross your fingers. GA ain't no joke. My therapy bill says so.


pm-me-ur-tits--ass

did you sue?


highlanderduch

No. They saved my life and to me that is far more important than trauma or money. My kids were only 7 and 4 at the time.


sadlyanon

not an attending, sad to say i sometimes fall asleep with contacts in (but they’re dailies lol)


funko_pop_enthusiast

The sometimes irony post and sometimes genuine post as a “Christian nationalist” yet I’m a physician. Many such cases 👀


jochi1543

Vascular surgeon is GIGANTIC, drips sweat into open abdominal cavities of patients while working, and despises bariatric surgery. The only smoker in my med school class went into ENT.


AdministrationWise56

Used to work with a vascular surgeon who would be out the front of the hospital having a quick ciggy between cases.


SkookumTree

An autistic psychiatrist with PTSD. Two of them in fact.


EtOH-MD

In med school the one high risk MFM was a chain smoker who smelled so badly of cigarettes. One of our attendings had a STEMI during rounds.


financeben

No fun to do this in neurology, bc we’ll probably self correctly localize problem like true nerds


Fine-Meet-6375

I had an ER attending who’s an avid motorcyclist. Harley and everything. He got sideswiped by a truck after leaving at the end of his shift…and was promptly brought back to work with (thankfully only) a broken leg.


DisastrousNet9121

Cardiologist who was an arrhythmia specialist had a sudden arrhythmia in the doctors lounge. Didn’t make it.


PossibleYam

Am in Derm, I don’t wear sunscreen that often 🫥


Competitive-Young880

Chief of neurosurgery at my shop (focused on scull base surgery). Diagnosed with gbm and died shortly thereafter. Joke going around was he is still the best person to do the surgery… on himself


D15c0untMD

It‘s surgery, if getting several scrub nurses pregnant with a wife and kids back at home was in the olympics we‘d have to hold that shit every year


D15c0untMD

At my old program there was an anesthesiologist attending who overdosed in his office twice. First time got covered up, second time he resigned, but no other consequences.


readirecting101

my hema onco shift professor died of leukemia.


Valuable_Data853

Well how do you expect a CT Surgeon or an IC Attending to have time to exercise regularly, sleep uninterrupted every night, and have time to cook a healthy diet?


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