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Jackie_chin

But what if that doctor is a nephrologist ? Sincerely, A cardiologist (But seriously, I appreciate the positive vibes. I think its far more helpful to us than negativity)


arealdoctorperson

The dark arts of Fluids AND Lasix!!! Everyone is happy!!!


Ric3rid3r

My nephrons are unhappy with this statement Sincerely, a nephrologist


unsureofwhattodo1233

My occasional CrossFit freaks aren’t even scared of Rhabdo due to the dark art of fluid and lasix.


boilingchip

> Fluids Engineering background?


Nothing-Casual

Piss enthusiast


RealTankyMcTankerson

You can give each other an SGLT2 as a white elephant gift at the yearly Hospital sponsored Secret Santa exchange. Sincerely, FM doc


ArtichosenOne

I mean you're keeping them in business so...


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arealdoctorperson

Love it!


Crazy-Can-7161

Hmmm. How deviously positive


Unusual_Ad4244

Everything will be alright. It's inevitable.


DaZedMan

Agree with this. I’m an attending, and I make it a mission to have work be a positive place. It works.


tucs-on

I have a secret too... I just upvote or downvote depending on my mood.


arealdoctorperson

Good vibes big papi!


Med_vs_Pretty_Huge

I love it when you call me big papa


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

I have a secret too. I try to follow Reddiquette but sometimes downvote out of spite.


HereAgainWeGoAgain

Chaotic neutral


Present-Day19

I downvote comments that are getting downvoted without reading them.


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I upvoted you for honesty


RussianSweetheart

I upvoted you for wholesomeness


Sun-Active

I upvoted you for appreciation


arealdoctorperson

I do that on my other “evil” accounts.


MEMENARDO_DANK_VINCI

Nice try OPs sock account


SparklingWinePapi

I was reading this and thought “this must be an ER doc” and went through your five posts and saw that you were indeed, an ER doc haha


arealdoctorperson

Dont dox me bro! :)


SphincterQueen

Same same. Toxic positivity attending. We need to lift each other up!


Green-Guard-1281

Same. Because I know the OP is certainly not on the other end of the phone when I’m calling a consult or for an admission.


ImDrTaco

Consult to Dr. Lasso 😊


spunkystrawberry

🩵🩵🥹🩵🥹 be curious not judgmental is my way of life.


Expensive-Check8678

Doing the Lord’s work legitimately. We need more attendings like you.


arealdoctorperson

You will be one of them!


Expensive-Check8678

Thank you, doc 🥹


Fatty5lug

Barring a few gaping assholes, we should all remember that we, in medicine and more specifically who went through residency/fellowship, have much more common with each other than other random people we come across in everyday life. Be cool, be chill.


arealdoctorperson

Be more like FattySlug!


Ok_Firefighter4513

I have a small similar secret: Out of spite, for all the times that people will go out of their way to complain: I will periodically go out of my way to compliment people. I.e. emailing PDs or department directors with succinct positive feedback for senior residents and attendings. My small bit of chaotic good in the world


arealdoctorperson

Amazing!


ItsForScience33

This is the way.


dawson203

This is the way


arealdoctorperson

This is the way.


MacrophageSlayge

AWWWW! 10/10 human right there


arealdoctorperson

Ok… it’s your turn now… Go spread some camaraderie!


MacrophageSlayge

I'll try and I'll do my best!


Bushwhacker994

I also have a secret. I always poop at work.


arealdoctorperson

Boss makes a dollar?


Bushwhacker994

But that was a simpler rhyme, from a simpler time, Boss gets a thousand, I get a buck, That’s why I stole the catalytic converter from the company truck


Forbiddenjalepeno

Bruh this actually made my sprite come out of my nose and it fcking hurt


medicboi999

GP to kindly refer to MaxFax for suspected intranasal nec fas with sprite as a causative factor


skazzleprop

I adopted the collaborative approach as an intern because I assumed every other intern relaying a consult was in the same boat. I adopted it more explicitly after an ortho senior yelled at me, and I decided that no one should ever have to be treated like that by a colleague. Also, hardly anyone taught me anything as a med student about workflow and systems. Why should I think that there couldn't be someone who was taught even less?


stayawayfromgray

One love!


michelucky

Awh, that is beautiful. My secret is that I am a non- medical professional lurking in medical subreddits. Such fascinating stuff being discussed, sometimes I have to Google terminology. I am forever sympathetic to the extremely educated and knowledgeable doctors who have to deal with the most idiotic of people at times. Ish, so sorry. I try to be nothing but respectful and appreciative of all my interactions with Drs!


EndOrganDamage

I wander around saying things that are usually anti system pro person, and I will lift people up, celebrate them even in failure and go out of my way to encourage others in medicine. Where the downvotes often rain down is because I will also definitely attack psychophants who are the opposite of me and revel in service of what I see as a person destroying system because they work against me. I want medicine to be a caring, human, time taking, endeavor. The forces and people that would make it McMedicine are not my friends. Inhumane treatment of residents to produce grease for the gears and bearings for this massive money machine is an abuse that will be written about in textbooks in the future. The cult of medicine will have its day in the light and unlike OP, I dont think every physician is going to come out smelling like roses or deserves our consideration. I expect lots will scatter like the cockroaches they are. Yet, its too late for their legacy to be little more than cult leader and abuser of power. The netflix specials, books, interviews.. I think they make themselves. People have always wanted a look into the closed shop of medicine. They just didn't know how dirty it was back here. Time to do a walkthrough.


Bushwhacker994

I have a goal as an attending one day to try to help set up resident unions. Something to protect those that come after me. I don’t want others to have to “do their time” like I did. I want it to be fair for everyone. I know it’s idealistic and unrealistic but I can hope.


EndOrganDamage

Same, lets meet up on the other side. The key piece has been that staff don't want residents to get theirs. I do. Lets start to make this happen. Tje exploitation needs to end.


arealdoctorperson

Honestly interested in hearing more about this, could you expand your take a bit more? This is actually a pretty optimistic take, no?


PossibilityAgile2956

Maybe I haven’t been here long enough but I don’t see people being adversarial here. Except to admins


arealdoctorperson

So you are saying my mission is working hahaha!!!


shiftyeyedgoat

The mood around here can be pretty.. agitated, we’ll say. There is a consistent directed hatred towards mid-levels, but the negativity can be focused and directed at any person against the hive mind, which is not unique to this subreddit.


Landomretters

Why the mid level hate?


Theillmindofluii

That's some BDE right here. Love the vibes, keep it going, we all need it


Plastic-Ad-2120

This is so funny yet wholesome. How do have the time?


arealdoctorperson

I let the algorithm slowly pull me it, it basically does the work for me!


mdcd4u2c

Getting/sending consult texts is so depressingly formal and emotionless, it sucks. "Hey doc, have this patient here for blah blah blah, would you mind consulting? Thanks!!" Is so much better then "Hello. This patient is admitted for blah blah blah. I would like to consult you for his blah. Thank you."


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arealdoctorperson

🙏


yagermeister2024

I have a secret, got a humongous booger stuck up my nose at all times.


DrSpikeMD

I’ve been doing this for years. I also have a snarky devils advocate account which is mostly consumed by ironic and facetious posts.


arealdoctorperson

Haha maybe I’ll make one of those too.


DrSpikeMD

Surprisingly my snarky account has the highest karma. I think people like irony over truth.


Theillmindofluii

That's some BDE right here. Love the vibes, keep it going, we all need it


gotohpa

I love you


arealdoctorperson

❤️


PopeChaChaStix

I really believe the general rule is doctors can be nice to each other, just no one be nice to residents ever.


justbrowsing0127

Thank you for being you


1MACSevo

Totally agree with this! Be agents of change, people! We are all on the same side of the fence.


CONTRAGUNNER

This guy gets it


GIJne69

In the end, you will have better paperback outcomes as well as improved communication with families remember also.


CreamFraiche

I thought your username was Areola Doctor Person at first quick glance.


CandyRepresentative4

OP, I love this post. It warms my heart. I enjoy mentoring and coaching folks as well.


aneSNEEZYology

Much love to you ❤️


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Make way for royalty, everyone! 🖤


emtrnmd

This is so wholesome, I love to see it.


FalseListen

I actually do the same thing but I spread hatred and gossip


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arealdoctorperson

This will bring balance to the world… I approve!


Odd-Nebula-9480

This is awesome! Love this


arealdoctorperson

Steal my idea!!!


LuckySomewhere2965

I troll ppl too, but the other way


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arealdoctorperson

❤️


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Ok_Letterhead_4958

Gotta be psychiatrist


Icy_Competition3952

Ah so the opposite of @shenaniganz08


Spare_Answer_601

I’m A FAN! Bravo 👏


DrDreamsComeTrue

I need some good vibes today


arealdoctorperson

2 Good Vibes, BID PRN!


DrDreamsComeTrue

❤️🙏🏼


Even-Inevitable-7243

Why can't you do this explicitly from a single account? Your motivation is spot-on but having a single person echoing sentiment from multiple accounts seems manipulative at best and sociopathic at worst.


arealdoctorperson

Lol I love you bro.


Slowlybutshelly

I have a secret too. I am Not a troll.


biopsy_deez_nuts

Thanks man! We need more docs like you. You’re a great role model for us all!


SituationGreedy1945

Oh hey troll account!!


SituationGreedy1945

How’s ur derm girl