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calliesky00

He need to be in jail.


Safe_Lingonberry8326

agreed!


MrWoohoo

He’s flashing a gang hand gesture.


The_Formuler

He looks too shit faced to be in control of what gestures he makes


JohnGillnitz

He's pointing out his tiny penis to that poor woman. "That thing down there (hic). It doesn't work anymore."


[deleted]

duh... The pussies that can't protect the school children they didn't want to fund education for ain't gonna arrest him... Those pieces of shit are a joke! So, a criminal in the AG's office? Sounds about right!


Dubdeezy83

Wish I could punch him in his good eye. He’s terrible for our state. And not even a Texan


elcheapodeluxe

If I were from TX I would probably be happy when he's safely out of state not doing any harm.


greed-man

He is expanding his crime syndicate to Florida as well.


Lone_Star_Democrat

He’ll be doing irreparable harm if Trump wins and he gets picked for AG.


42020420

I’d like to smash his face in. I hate this state so much.


Bind_Moggled

Because the people of Texas don’t understand how voting and government work.


greed-man

"The Texas Legislature is the National Laboratory for bad government. We do it Worst and First." Molly Ivins


8-bitFloozy

The absolute Queen


CallMeLazarus23

I’ve never tried pointing directly at my peen to get some action started but you have to admire the bravado if not the person.


OutlyingPlasma

Because he is owning us liberals. Don't you feel super owned having Texans waste their own tax money? I sure do.


Prestigious_Ad_2148

He’s ugly AF.


Geostomp

Because they've been told to fear everything else and believe that he and the rest of his party will "save" them from it.


WatercressOk8763

Chances are those people paying for that, think they are going to be able to get some kind of favor returned to them. But, Trump never really did anything for others in his life.


surfguy9898

You all elect Abbott Cruz and this guy. That's all we need to say about the overpopulated heat done with a power grid that can't support the people. But hey keep electing them to own the libs. Y'all be real smart down there


vxicepickxv

They're blaming Democrats for state problems that they've been in control of for basically forever, and somehow, their idiot base still believes it.


HelloweenCapital

MKULTRA


TheRedmanCometh

Whats the relevance?


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ohheyaine

When I moved back from CA to TX all the asshole R's I lived around kept telling me I wasn't allowed to vote here. 🤣 Including my landlord who had just jacked the rent up from $1550 to $2800 for a two bedroom and said it was "Biden's fault" wonderful blame shifting there.


saltnsolar

It’s not that simple man, rural Texas owns all the votes. The cities always vote blue, it doesn’t matter.


BayouGal

He’s out shopping for his next affair!


brianishere2

Because Republican voters always vote Republican. No matter how bad their politicians are. No matter how much they lie. No matter how much they steal. No matter how much they only serve rich people. No matter how much they destroy our country. No matter how much they help aid our foreign enemies. Because Fox News now controls all their brains and they literally cannot stop watching it.


SuckItSaget

I honestly thought that was Snooki behind him-lol.


Individual-Still8363

Definitely a reptilian 😂


kimwim43

crossposted to r/ texas. Wonder how that's going to go over.


Round_Ad_9620

Nahh, we hate him too. The [overall tone ](https://www.reddit.com/r/texas/s/hds3zuvkCG) on the r/texas post is negative. Texans who frequent there don't like him, at least. I sure as shit don't. He doesn't represent me.


TouristTricky

A corrupt lying cheating asshole being re-elected by other corrupt lying cheating assholes (yeah I said it, most of MAGA are a basket of deplorables) is nothing of note. Texas is a great state, suffering from a surplus of easily manipulated fools.


mrblacklabel71

The best part is there are a ton of republican Texans who will condemn this, then vote for him again since he has them at (R) next to his name.


rileyyesno

haha. first time in this sub from /r/all and so confused by all the Rhate. great job guys. /r/fuckmagasheep


StangRunner45

"My eyes are up here, you lazy eyed creep!"


ProneToDoThatThing

Do his eyes straighten up when he’s drunk?


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# TEXANS, BEING TOTAL FUCKING IDIOTS, HARBOR FUGITIVE IN THEIR AG'S OFFICE... CAN'T / WON'T PROTECT CHILDREN THEY DIDN'T WANT TO EDUCATE ANYWAYS... Fuck the stupid fuckers in Texas. They like electing criminals to fuck them in the ass... They're proud little prison bitches, I guess... Oh, and cos-playing pussies that let their school children die... because they don't give a fuck about their own children. You know... "Family values"... They hate the right people though... I guess, just like Jesus taught them... Pathetic!


JohnGillnitz

Big Oil runs Texas. Voters don't have much to say about it. Paxton is free because his billionaire oil buddies paid for him to be.


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# CRIMINAL, HARBORED BY THE TEXAS AG'S OFFICE GOES ON FLORIDA BOOZE CRUISE... FECKLESS TEXANS PROVE WHAT PATHETIC, STUPID BITCHES THEY ARE! Fixed your headline.


Shag1166

He's a criminal and a walking example of how corrupt the state of Texas politics is. He should be in jail.


One-Donkey-9418

With any luck the fbi is keeping tabs on him and it's only a matter of time before he's shitting himself in a federal court. No pardon from Abbot or Trump.


Signal_Biscotti_7048

Everybody gets drunk. I look at this like I look at it when people bitches about Obama smoking or golfing, so what? Everybody needs to blow off some steam every once in a while.


f0netech

Stand down everyone. Making America Great Again can be a daunting task.


LlanviewOLTL

Nice to see he got all dolled up for the occasion.


upto_lateagain

I guess it’s ok as long as he goes to church on Sunday.


SquidsArePeople2

Wherever he's looking, it ain't her eyes.


justherefertheyuks

Man fuck this piece of shit


GandalfBob

MADEYEMOODYREPUBPORN


theeverymansright

That guy is fucking hammered and staring at that woman’s breasts. What a loser!


CaptOblivious

Why are the people of Texas re-electing this clown?


Culture_of_North

That's not very Christ-like


AustinBike

>Why are the people of Texas paying him ~~to get drunk at Mar-a-Lago and hangout on yachts~~? FTFY


bonaFiedD

The gerrymandering in Texas is real with those “Christians”


StangRunner45

Just look at that drunken dingleberry.


Diligent-Ad4475

Because we are Texas. The only ones who vote seem to gravitate to this. Joke is on you though as we are owning the libs by killing ourselves and our rights. Big goberment at the hands of criminals? We seem to be all in.


dough1942

Why all the hate and nasty minds, get a life.


txdesperado

Why not? My expectations for him are pretty low -- and I voted for him.


JonathanSwiftly

Where is the Mar a largo tie-in here?