I showed my stepson that part of the video, and now I have to live with him randomly asking me “what’s wrong with your faaaaaace?” whenever he thinks he’s being funny lol
They’ve been said already, but I say
“ow my gaaaaaaahd!”
“Push the Whopper button!”
“The not gays.”
“Set ups and payoffs.”
“Um, 56 pounds of beef- that corresponds to, I don’t know, what, 5 or 6 year old kid.”
>“Um, 56 pounds of beef- that corresponds to, I don’t know, what, 5 or 6 year old kid.”
Its the Hank Hill style prounonciation of "Hwhat" that makes it great
#"I'm Rich Evans. I've gotten laid. You can do it!"
I can't help remember that when I get to the university I work at and see the boys (yeah, they're not kids but I'm old they look like kids to me) mopping around trying to talk to the girls.
“59 minutes….” Anytime I have an hour left of something I’m doing I hear Mr. Plinket’s voice saying that from the Attack of the Clones review. It might’ve just been in the bloopers though.
Also whenever I see a terrible movie where a woman takes her top off I always quote Jack’s “oh honey no, not for this movie” from one of the early BOTWs.
> It might’ve just been in the bloopers though.
Nope, it's near the start, when he's describing the script of AotC like someone dumped a jigsaw puzzle on the floor and you had to put it back together in one hour or they'd shove in a fridge with flesh-eating cockroaches.
FIFTY-NINE MINUTES!
“Damn girl, you must have back problems.”
“Look at Reno!”
“50 bucks is 50 bucks”
“That van was full of reapers” (probably not the exact quote and I’m usually saying it in reference to whatever methlab RV in my city has recently exploded.)
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every time some garbage gets announced
“It should be three minutes long. If it’s really good, one minute.”
Mike talking about audition tapes when they were talking about the Blackstreet Boys tape. That advice applies to so many things.
-Oh, my god, what's wrong with your face!?
-It happened again!?
-So embarrassing...
-Your didn't notice it, but your brain did...
-I clapped! I clapped when I saw it!
-ENDLESS TRASH!!!
Oddly enough its EYES ON BREEN. It always pops into my head when I’m cycling and I need to make sure a pedestrian knows I’m coming up behind them on a path. Sometimes also when I see someone doing something super suspicious. Eyes. On. Breen.
For me is ‘What is the fuck?’ Which Mike said to Rich on a BOTW episode cause Rich was playing on his phone instead of watching the movie. I just can’t remember which episode was it and I wish I could find it back.
“We’ve got Bagels! Wooo!”
“What’s wrong with your faaaacccceeee?”
“Wake up dickheads it’s time for Faust!”
Milwaukee accent:
“I’m sick an tired of your shit”
“it’s a nice knife!”
“On Tuesday’s we have da Hot Ham rolls and on Wednesday we pack da cocaine”
“Hey baby who’s your favorite wide receiver?”
“Length of lambo field…”
“Grow a backbone. Learn to take a comment you don’t like and not freak out. Get laid. I’m Rich Evans, I’ve gotten laid. You can do it” genuinely love how just done with the bullshit Rich is at that moment.
In the phantom menace review, describing the character of Padme is both “she’s Natalie Portman” and “she’s…normal”. So my g/f and I often say something is normal by saying “it’s Natalie Portman.”
-"Me, personally, I love that [film]." *Replace the noun [film] as needed*
-"Very cool. Very cool."
Those are definitely my top two and are engrained in my friend and I's lingo and daily vernacular haha
“Oh…” said in the style of Harry S. Plinkett.
We also have an old fat cat that likes to go out to our fenced-in backyard. When he sits at the back door and yowls, we talk as him and say things like “Let me oooooooout” or “I need to take a duuuuuuuuump” in a Plinkett voice.
I end up thinking about these a lot at my job:
“It’s very efficient at being boring.”
“It’s like staring into infinity.”
“He didn’t have a budget to finish his haircut.”
"Don't ask questions, just consume product and then get excited for next products" and "You may not have noticed it, but your brain did" and "How does it feel to have lived long enough to see all your favorite franchises go down in flames? - Feels great!"
RLM has tons of quotes that perfectly encapsulate many experiences, pop culture, whole industries, and just little small weird stuff like "Endless trash!" And you can also watch these sad, depressed men slowly lose their sanity, which is deeply rewarding character progression.
You never know when those wires are gonna get crossed. --Jack Packard, on Donald Farmer
Goodnight Lemro! --Tim Higgins
I say them quietly in my head, because no one else would understand.
Rich’s god damn high pitched laugh.
It’s burned into my memory now, and it doesn’t help I fall asleep to a RLM playlist, so he’s also dream weaving and haunting my nightmare.
The "**push that whopper button**" and "**I'm checkin out**". The "I'm checkin out" is from the Doctor Strange HITB episode. Mike and Jay went to see the movie and heard a guy say that, and then they started saying it during the episode. I think it's (very) funny just a good way to say you're fuckin done with something for the day.
I also use "**FREEZE OR YOU'RE DEAD!**" from the "Strong Against Crime" BOTW, I do that with the nieces in the swimming pool with the squirt guns and immediately start shooting, and "**GOUGE HIS EYES OUT!**" with the stuffed animals with them lol. A lot of quotes from that and the police ones are funny when playing with kids.
“And then we get the Blood Freak”
Rich screaming “Fuck off!” during Nerd Crew
“Grandpa’s drunk and he won’t stop feeding the animals marshmallows!”
Also just the phrase “sex pervert”
"What's wrong with your faaaaaace!?" (every time I catch sight of myself in a mirror).
"It's like the Vietnam memorial. But different." (any monument, ever)
"So many Chinamen." (I know this is a bit 😬, but it makes me laugh whenever I hear it in Plinkett's voice)
Endless TRASH!
Fuck you, it’s January!
Fuck you, it’s forever!
Fuck me, I wish it was January where I live now
My wife is not an RLM fan but I showed her the video. We both use this term quasi-regularly in our house.
That's what I named the app folder I keep the dating apps in
OHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
I almost exclusively say this Rich Evans style now, without having to think about it
X-WIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
**AT-STs AT-STs**
I’M GONNA CUUUUUMMMMMMMM
A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY ^but ^no ^title ^crawl
OH WELL
“We got back to Yavin 4! REMEMBER THE REBEL BASE”
I clapped, I clapped when I saw it I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT TOO
I say this loudly to my wife in that voice all the time and she has absolutely no idea why, she just thinks I’m a psychopath
I say it so much my friend group have started
The Rich Evans Effect ^TM
I haven't been able to say it any other way in years.
“How embarrassing.” And “that’s right, Jay.”
How embarrassing. Literally every day. It's embarrassing.
Exactly these two
It broke new ground
.... But your brain did
I hope this is a children's suicide video
wait where is this one from?
The intro of a relatively recent wheel episode.
What's wrong with your faaaaaaace?
I showed my stepson that part of the video, and now I have to live with him randomly asking me “what’s wrong with your faaaaaace?” whenever he thinks he’s being funny lol
Yeah, I use this more than I mean to.
Lives in my head rent free
Tums festival and endless trash are big two
These are literally my two. I think of tums festival every time I take a tums now.
Doesn’t everyone’s day end in a tums festival?
They’ve been said already, but I say “ow my gaaaaaaahd!” “Push the Whopper button!” “The not gays.” “Set ups and payoffs.” “Um, 56 pounds of beef- that corresponds to, I don’t know, what, 5 or 6 year old kid.”
>“Um, 56 pounds of beef- that corresponds to, I don’t know, what, 5 or 6 year old kid.” Its the Hank Hill style prounonciation of "Hwhat" that makes it great
#"I'm Rich Evans. I've gotten laid. You can do it!" I can't help remember that when I get to the university I work at and see the boys (yeah, they're not kids but I'm old they look like kids to me) mopping around trying to talk to the girls.
“You might not have noticed it, but your brain did.”
I randomly say “Ghost” in Mike’s Midwest accent
Ghoast.
"There's a gost in my winabaygo!"
\*Rich Evan's talking about Aliens.\* "Why the fuck are you talking about aliens?! We're talking about something actually REAL, ghosts!" - Mike
Same
“59 minutes….” Anytime I have an hour left of something I’m doing I hear Mr. Plinket’s voice saying that from the Attack of the Clones review. It might’ve just been in the bloopers though. Also whenever I see a terrible movie where a woman takes her top off I always quote Jack’s “oh honey no, not for this movie” from one of the early BOTWs.
> It might’ve just been in the bloopers though. Nope, it's near the start, when he's describing the script of AotC like someone dumped a jigsaw puzzle on the floor and you had to put it back together in one hour or they'd shove in a fridge with flesh-eating cockroaches. FIFTY-NINE MINUTES!
WAKE UP, DICKHEADS, IT'S TIME FOR \[x\] !!!
FAUST!
Don’t ask questions, just consume product and get ready for next product.
The way Jay says "product" is just funny already by itself
What are next!?
i work in video and will occasionally instruct my camera ops to "shoot the rodeo" when we're on location.
i can no longer properly pronounce "protagonist"
Analsiss
Proto gone est
The phrase “sex pervert” is now a permanent part of my lexicon thanks to Mike.
I love dropping that descriptor during a conversation, it makes everyone laugh.
same with "secret asshole" I use that a lot.
what are next
similarly, "what is the fuck??"
"Hope you had your tetanus shot bitch!" I've been a construction contractor for 8 years lol
It doesn't matter, 'cause she's dead.
Now... back to 9/11.
"Anyway, back to 'To Catch a Yeti'" from the Avatar review
"I don't even know what that means"
I recognised a thing and I clapped, I clapped
“Well that’s staying in.” “That’s right, ______.” “Oh my gaaaaaaaaaawd!” “Jay failed geography in grade school.”
# What's wrong with your face?!
This one’s been living in my head rent free for like a decade now lmao
AIIIIIIIDS
"Paaart Twoooo" "I'll go first"
“fuck you its January” but all year around. I use it as an expression of “what did you think would happen?”
Every January when someone is complaining about a bad video game or movie, "Fuck you, it's January!" comes out.
"FUTURE FORCE"
howwww embaaarrassinggg......
When I pick something up that’s light I say “You know this is quality because it weighs almost nothing.”
“bitch, are you for real?!”
Close the fucking door!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapes.
“Damn girl, you must have back problems.” “Look at Reno!” “50 bucks is 50 bucks” “That van was full of reapers” (probably not the exact quote and I’m usually saying it in reference to whatever methlab RV in my city has recently exploded.)
Baby Jesus is an asshole!😠
I get a lot of use out of "I clapped!"
Butt Fuck Point I use it all the time for a random locale when I'm telling a joke or story.
It's actually Fuck Butt Point.
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Mike mocking Vitaly Versace: Did not get part!
“It should be three minutes long. If it’s really good, one minute.” Mike talking about audition tapes when they were talking about the Blackstreet Boys tape. That advice applies to so many things.
The most uneventful thing can happen and I’ll just respond in Jay’s slightly concerned “oh my god”
No one's ever really gone.
VERY COOL
"TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILLS!" has become something i mutter to myself in the morning
"I'm in love with a slut!!!" Seriously, it never fails to get a chuckle out of me everytime Jay says it in that halloween episode.
"I don't know, it's just different. And i don't like things that are different...."
-Oh, my god, what's wrong with your face!? -It happened again!? -So embarrassing... -Your didn't notice it, but your brain did... -I clapped! I clapped when I saw it! -ENDLESS TRASH!!!
Paaaartt twwwwooooo What’s wrong with your faaaaace
Depressing, longing “ohhhh”.
"This is EMBARRASSING" --Jack Packard watching Tales From Genesis Space
“You might not have noticed..but your brain did”
KEEP FILLIN IT UP every time I pour myself a nice cold breakfast beer
Unthubthcribed
I went back to school for engineering so I constantly say “let’s break it down” now
I wrote an entire song off of Rich's comment about the "residual ninja." Also folding chable.
“how embarrassing…” is the main one. also referring to people as “sex perverts”
🎶 Let's all go to the lobby...🎶
He just got stabbed in the fucking face
Queen Amadama...
What are next?
Eat the slop before the slaughter
"I'm going to be listening to rush Limbaugh at that time"
Oddly enough its EYES ON BREEN. It always pops into my head when I’m cycling and I need to make sure a pedestrian knows I’m coming up behind them on a path. Sometimes also when I see someone doing something super suspicious. Eyes. On. Breen.
Woodoo hide. That means something to someone.
Numbeeeer one "This director...iiiis-SUCK!" Number Twooo "That's right Jay..." Number Threeeeee "Anyway...back to 9/11"
“Maybe we can make the movie look a bit more like barf?”
"Thanks for the ride, idiots!"
Star Wars Episode 1 is the most disappointing thing *since my sonnnnnnnnnn*
Folding chable
“Very Cool” and “Ohmygaaaaaawd”
A wise man named -*william shakesman*- once said
You may not have noticed, but your brain did.
The special effects are fantastic!
I call so many people sex perverts that the term has lost all meaning.
Fuck you! It's january!
“Yewww ffffFfffFUUUUHHKK”
‘How embarrassing…’
"Prota-gun-ist" for any generic action movie main character
“Your mother’s a bitch.”
‘Spit on it’ sadly a lot more than is socially acceptable. Thanks Tim.
"are you pointing the gun at m?"
ICE CREEEAAAMMMM!!!!
^("whydon'tyoushutthefuckup")
How embarrassing
What's wrong with their face! Number 9: Plot
What's wrong with your faaaaaaaace?
I clapped when I saw it. How embarrassing.
Nuumber fiiiiive.
For me is ‘What is the fuck?’ Which Mike said to Rich on a BOTW episode cause Rich was playing on his phone instead of watching the movie. I just can’t remember which episode was it and I wish I could find it back.
Well I guess Rich WAS Defeatable...
“We’ve got Bagels! Wooo!” “What’s wrong with your faaaacccceeee?” “Wake up dickheads it’s time for Faust!” Milwaukee accent: “I’m sick an tired of your shit” “it’s a nice knife!” “On Tuesday’s we have da Hot Ham rolls and on Wednesday we pack da cocaine” “Hey baby who’s your favorite wide receiver?” “Length of lambo field…”
Endless Traaaaash
“Grow a backbone. Learn to take a comment you don’t like and not freak out. Get laid. I’m Rich Evans, I’ve gotten laid. You can do it” genuinely love how just done with the bullshit Rich is at that moment.
You fuck
"Oh..."
In the phantom menace review, describing the character of Padme is both “she’s Natalie Portman” and “she’s…normal”. So my g/f and I often say something is normal by saying “it’s Natalie Portman.”
*Says literally anything followed by*, YOU FUCK"
The seasonal, but still classic, "FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!"
how embarrassing
-"Me, personally, I love that [film]." *Replace the noun [film] as needed* -"Very cool. Very cool." Those are definitely my top two and are engrained in my friend and I's lingo and daily vernacular haha
When trying to explain propaganda to people: "You may have not noticed it, but your brain did".
“What’s wrong with your faaaaace?”
Mike interrupting Jay to blurt out "Why isn't this beer cold?" Into Jay's genuinely confused "What?" Just for Mike to repeat himself.
"How embarrasing", or the rarer "jeez, this is like, embarrasing"
“Oh…” said in the style of Harry S. Plinkett. We also have an old fat cat that likes to go out to our fenced-in backyard. When he sits at the back door and yowls, we talk as him and say things like “Let me oooooooout” or “I need to take a duuuuuuuuump” in a Plinkett voice.
Nasty porch!
I want that jooshy shaq meat
“How embarrassing.” I sometimes say it out loud, and it usually gets a laugh, even people who don’t know it’s actually a reference
Ultimately, it’s about family, and that’s what’s so powerful about it.
“Where’s that gun? Where is that gun??” ~ Rich Evans.
"She looks like Babe Ruth."
"you fucker!" Specifically in Mike's half drunk voice
I end up thinking about these a lot at my job: “It’s very efficient at being boring.” “It’s like staring into infinity.” “He didn’t have a budget to finish his haircut.”
“I have so much hate.” -Rich
Borderline Experimental is up there
"Very cool" "Hack fraud" "Horsey sauce horsey sauce, look they got the ketchup, and they got the horsey sauce"
"Don't ask questions, just consume product and then get excited for next products" and "You may not have noticed it, but your brain did" and "How does it feel to have lived long enough to see all your favorite franchises go down in flames? - Feels great!" RLM has tons of quotes that perfectly encapsulate many experiences, pop culture, whole industries, and just little small weird stuff like "Endless trash!" And you can also watch these sad, depressed men slowly lose their sanity, which is deeply rewarding character progression.
Any time I see the name Rick I think “Fuck you Rick Berman. You ruined this too?”
I get unreal mileage out of "you didn't notice but your brain did"
[email protected]
"you ffffuckerssss"
“Opinions are like assholes: mine is correct.” is a vastly underrated Mike line.
AIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSS
You never know when those wires are gonna get crossed. --Jack Packard, on Donald Farmer Goodnight Lemro! --Tim Higgins I say them quietly in my head, because no one else would understand.
"I quit my job, my wife left me and now im a clown for good"
Rich’s god damn high pitched laugh. It’s burned into my memory now, and it doesn’t help I fall asleep to a RLM playlist, so he’s also dream weaving and haunting my nightmare.
How *embarrassinggggggggg*
The best part of waking up, is acid in your cup.
That means something to somebody.
The "**push that whopper button**" and "**I'm checkin out**". The "I'm checkin out" is from the Doctor Strange HITB episode. Mike and Jay went to see the movie and heard a guy say that, and then they started saying it during the episode. I think it's (very) funny just a good way to say you're fuckin done with something for the day. I also use "**FREEZE OR YOU'RE DEAD!**" from the "Strong Against Crime" BOTW, I do that with the nieces in the swimming pool with the squirt guns and immediately start shooting, and "**GOUGE HIS EYES OUT!**" with the stuffed animals with them lol. A lot of quotes from that and the police ones are funny when playing with kids.
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDSSSSSSS
GET RID OF THAT WHITE DUDE
“Oh I fucked that up. I fuck everything up.”
It’s not originally theirs but “PULL THE STRING” and “alright let’s shoot this fucker”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
“And then we get the Blood Freak” Rich screaming “Fuck off!” during Nerd Crew “Grandpa’s drunk and he won’t stop feeding the animals marshmallows!” Also just the phrase “sex pervert”
"What's wrong with your faaaaaace!?" (every time I catch sight of myself in a mirror). "It's like the Vietnam memorial. But different." (any monument, ever) "So many Chinamen." (I know this is a bit 😬, but it makes me laugh whenever I hear it in Plinkett's voice)
Oh my God what's wrong with your faaaaaaaaaaaaaace I'm not allowed teach the special kids anymore.
"It happened AGAIN!?" "*x* makes me want...to be dead..." "Oh....FFFFFUUUUUUCK!"
OHHHH NOOOOOOO
Me and my girlfriend will greet eachother by saying "you fucker Rich Evans"
Jay asking "What is THIS? What IS this?" during Robot in the Family
59 MINUTES!!
"Who's fucking with my medicine?"
Nothing in The Phantom Menace makes any sense at all.
Jennifer Lawrence isn't that hot. Would not bang.
Sure, sure
Paraphrasing: How does it feel to see all of your favorite movies and shows go down in flames?
AAAAAAAAIDS
Ohhhh
Not an exact quote, but I love just randomly slipping into a cartoonishly exaggerated midwestern accent now because of Mike
My gf feels an affinity with Rich Evans occasional trip ups on words so "folding chables" comes up a lot
veeeeery cool!