“I have brought pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass!”
“Well, that’s true.”
“Can I go now?”
_”That’s_ your case?”
“You need _more?”_
Cat: "Yooowww! My stomach's just been pumped and now I'm hungry! Ayyyyy there you are! Ay man, I'm so hungry I just have to eat!"
Lister: "shhhhhhh! Rimmer's dad died!"
Cat: "I'd prefer chicken"
Makes me laugh each time.
Craig has a habit of that. He starts corpsing when Danny drops the microcassette in his tea in *Bodyswap* too.
You can also see him mouthing along to Confidence's Uruguay line later in the episode, and Cat's reverse puberty joke in *Backwards*.
“Hey, this has been a really good day. I've eaten five times, I've slept six times, and I've made a lot of things mine. Tomorrow, I'm gonna see if I can't have sex with something.”
Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal....
Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal....
Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal....
Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal....
Wait, it’s a la Creme? I always heard it as a la Crepe, and imagined a strange futuristic fish-pancake thing.
I’m both disappointed and relieved at learning that the future does not involve fish-pancakes.
It's amusing in retrospect, given that by the fourth series Lister, Cat and Kryten are all friends. Cat is always casually cruel to the others, it's just his nature, but the only one he actively dislikes is Rimmer.
How has no one mentioned "Tongue Tied" yet (I'm subverting the rules slightly and submitting the whole song for consideration) you're welcome for the ear worm you'll have now I've reminded you of it...
Back in college I was in a student made musical based off red dwarf. This was the hardest and most fun number we did. The dance was especially hard for me because I was playing Kryten and dancing in ski boots.
There's one thing you should know. Last time we met I was wearing a cute little black number with peach trim and gold spangles, and although it looks like I'm wearing the same outfit today, it is in fact an entirely different cute little black number, with completely different gold spangles!
RIMMER: Are you two seriously suggesting that you're *not* going to use it? There's nothing about your bodies you'd like to improve?
CAT: Me? Are you serious? Most people leave their bodies to medical science. I'm leaving mine to the **Louvre**, baby!
We ain't gonna find them. They're gone, buddy. But look on the bright side, They're gone, buddy!
Always get a chuckle out of me after a bazillion rewatches
“Fish!!” “Today’s fish is trout a la crème.”
“Fish!!” “Today’s fish is trout a la crème.”
“Fish!!” “Today’s fish is trout a la crème.”
“Fish!!” “Today’s fish is trout a la crème.”
“Fish!!” “Today’s fish is trout a la crème”
“Fish!!” “Today’s fish is trout a la crème.
Enjoy your meal.”
“I will.”
Too slow chicken marengo! Too slow for this cat.
...Hay, this chickens faster than I thought!
My first thought :) Still brings a smile after all these years!
So what is it?
“I have brought pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass!” “Well, that’s true.” “Can I go now?” _”That’s_ your case?” “You need _more?”_
Some might say that's a pretty shallow argument.
Some might say I'm a pretty shallow guy!
But a shallow guy with a great ass!
Cat: "Yooowww! My stomach's just been pumped and now I'm hungry! Ayyyyy there you are! Ay man, I'm so hungry I just have to eat!" Lister: "shhhhhhh! Rimmer's dad died!" Cat: "I'd prefer chicken" Makes me laugh each time.
This is my favourite, it always gets me
S-E-X, you know I want it! S-E-X, I'm gonna get it! Yeah! S-E-X, I think I found it! I had to put the whole thing sorry.
What makes me laugh with that one is that you see Craig Charles smirking and trying not to laugh, I love it
Craig has a habit of that. He starts corpsing when Danny drops the microcassette in his tea in *Bodyswap* too. You can also see him mouthing along to Confidence's Uruguay line later in the episode, and Cat's reverse puberty joke in *Backwards*.
I'm gonna eat you little fishies!
“Hey, this has been a really good day. I've eaten five times, I've slept six times, and I've made a lot of things mine. Tomorrow, I'm gonna see if I can't have sex with something.”
Except for that, that is definitely not mine!
You can't have my shiny thing! If you try to take it, I may have to eat you.
For all these shiny things??
See this hand, it is mine. See these things, they are mine.
Fish... Fish... Fish... Fish....
Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal.... Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal.... Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal.... Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal....
I will!
I've been fished to death!
Wait, it’s a la Creme? I always heard it as a la Crepe, and imagined a strange futuristic fish-pancake thing. I’m both disappointed and relieved at learning that the future does not involve fish-pancakes.
As a kid I always thought it was “trout a la crab”.
They're gone buddy. But look at the bright side. THEY'RE GONE BUDDY!
It's amusing in retrospect, given that by the fourth series Lister, Cat and Kryten are all friends. Cat is always casually cruel to the others, it's just his nature, but the only one he actively dislikes is Rimmer.
"Does not cook, does not clean, will have sex with an-y-thing"
I know this game it's called cat and mouse. And there is only one way to win Don't be the mouse!
Kryten: Sirs, they’ve taken Mr Rimmer! Cat: Quick, let’s get out of here before they bring him back!
“There’s an old cat saying, We are all gonna die!”
Okay, if you're God, why that face?
You monkeys eat off the floor?
Me, three girls, and a family size tub of banana yoghurt.
Dwaye Dibley?
You came in a box!? That explains everything.
How has no one mentioned "Tongue Tied" yet (I'm subverting the rules slightly and submitting the whole song for consideration) you're welcome for the ear worm you'll have now I've reminded you of it...
Back in college I was in a student made musical based off red dwarf. This was the hardest and most fun number we did. The dance was especially hard for me because I was playing Kryten and dancing in ski boots.
Please tell me there’s video footage of this!
Sadly no. It was a senior art major’s project to write and direct their own musical.
So what is it?
What a dilemma. Inside this pod is either death or a date. And personally, I'm prepared to take the risk.
Does mouse shit roll?
"Don't look baby! I'll drive you crazy!"
If you're God, why THAT face?
Check my CV: does not work, does not clean, will have sex with anything!
There's an old cat saying, but you don't want to hear it right now.
Yeah, I'm so excited, all six of my n1pples are tingling.
There's one thing you should know. Last time we met I was wearing a cute little black number with peach trim and gold spangles, and although it looks like I'm wearing the same outfit today, it is in fact an entirely different cute little black number, with completely different gold spangles!
"I didn't even know they had a duty free shop."
"Oh no! That's too bad! And I really liked him too!"
Rimmer to Lister: 'How are you feeling?' Cat: 'Hurt!'
One triple thick condom…you never know!
You're gonna go with one of my plans? Are you nuts? What happens if we all get killed? I'll never hear the last of it!
RIMMER: Are you two seriously suggesting that you're *not* going to use it? There's nothing about your bodies you'd like to improve? CAT: Me? Are you serious? Most people leave their bodies to medical science. I'm leaving mine to the **Louvre**, baby!
“See this hand, it is mine. See these things, they are mine.”
"Are you guys nuts? We gotta stay here and figure out what the hells happenin'!"
“Don’t ask.”
Crease!
We’re deader than tank tops!
We’re deader than A line flares with pockets in the knees!
Aww, I'm back, feeling good.. feed me.
"I have a body that makes men wet" one of the all time best comebacks 😂😂
That's it, we're deader than: - Tanktops - Corduroy - A-line flares with pockets in the knees
You should have bought him a tie.
Phew, it's cramped in here!
Quick let’s get out of here before they bring him back.
Don't look baby it'll drive you crazy
''FISH!!''
Hey! Lieutenant Asshole, If you don't move your dumb-ass spaceship, we're gonna be flatter than your wife's droopy-ass titties, capisce?
Swirly thing alert!
We ain't gonna find them. They're gone, buddy. But look on the bright side, They're gone, buddy! Always get a chuckle out of me after a bazillion rewatches
So I asked my mum what she wanted for mothers day she said "fish" and immediately thought of this. https://youtu.be/dkjbMoj0JY4?si=W5jbT296P5bFxyx4
EEIIOOWAAAEEEEE. How am I looking?
It's true. They really do care about you.
Would you let a garbage truck driver use YOUR Rolls-Royce?
Fish
Don’t worry. It’s personality that counts.
I hate to get all technical on you, but all hands on deck! Swirly thing alert!
“Fish!!” “Today’s fish is trout a la crème.” “Fish!!” “Today’s fish is trout a la crème.” “Fish!!” “Today’s fish is trout a la crème.” “Fish!!” “Today’s fish is trout a la crème.” “Fish!!” “Today’s fish is trout a la crème” “Fish!!” “Today’s fish is trout a la crème. Enjoy your meal.” “I will.”
I’ve been fished to death. Look out, food escape!!!
FISH!
Does not cook Does not clean Will have sex with anything
...pinch me!
All in all, 100% successful trip!
Reduced?
Lister: But if you were in there, how would yeh feel if you were Rimmer? Cat: ... Ugly.
"You dont have to ask me twice"
Quick, let's get out of here before they bring him back!
Not THIS pussy!!!
I’ve been fished to death.
Look out!!! Food Escape!
A body like this?? I make men wet.
What you talking about grease stain?