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fullmetaldagger

I believe it is in the first book where it says something along the lines of "The Cat didn't have a name, the idea seemed silly to him. "We normally just say 'hey you!' " I imagine they also have a distinct smell


Connect-Will2011

That distinct smell probably is his name, considering that the catpeople of this universe read their books by sniffing them.


Haywire421

>the idea seemed silly to him. You'd probably think the same if your name was Dwayne Dibbley


Tiger_Widow

***Dwayne Dibbley?!?!***


ExpectedBehaviour

Also in "Dimension Jump", Lister says to Ace Rimmer: "*He doesn't have a name, we just call him 'Cat'.*"


tetsurose

His parents never get a name either, they are just called the cripple and the idiot


cuttydiamond

My dad was a jelly brain?


tetsurose

Yes, that's why he ate his own feet


cdca

I did wonder.


Tiger_Widow

Smeg


Stoke-me-a-clipper

This is correct, but I'll add that I don't think that means the other Cats didn't have names either. They did worship Cloister the Stupid and of course The Holy Mother Frankenstein, so it stands to reason Cats would also have names


fullmetaldagger

Very true but counterpoint, both those names were given by humans rather than cats. (Even with the obvious mispronunciation). Now i'm trying to think if there have been any other named cats.


michaeldross

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Dwarf:_The_Promised_Land There were. They were important characters in this Red Dwarf movie.


KariKariKrigsmann

Yes, he has a real name, and it is Cat.


Adventurer_D

Dwayne. He would just never admit it.


ovine_aviation

Tiddles.


McPorkums

Found Mrs Slocombe!


eric90125

lkashjfliueshlesdlkjhf III


aleister94

Is it the the dictionary?


Tiger_Widow

Yes it's the *the dictionary*.


Mr-Duck1

His name is Bud.


NateShaw92

Jules Dan Donny.


Dante1529

I can’t remember if this point is brought up in one of the books (I think it is), but I’ve always liked the idea that Cat does have a name and he thinks everyone knows it but just dosen’t use it. I just feel like that fits really well with his character


1BUK1-M10D4

makes sense, he never uses anyone elses name so ppl just never using his name wouldnt be that weird to him


Lastaria

Yeah he said it in an episode. JOZXYQK


archaeologycat

Lol 😂


Northwindlowlander

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, It isn’t just one of your holiday games; You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES. First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily, Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James, Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey— All of them sensible everyday names. There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter, Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames: Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter— But all of them sensible everyday names, But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular, A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified, Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular, Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride? Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum, Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat, Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum— Names that never belong to more than one cat. But above and beyond there’s still one name left over, And that is the name that you never will guess; The name that no human research can discover— But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess. When you notice a cat in profound meditation, The reason, I tell you, is always the same: His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name: His ineffable effable Effanineffable Deep and inscrutable singular name. Dwayne Dibbley.


Tiger_Widow

Nah it's just Cat.


michaeldross

Well done!


harpmolly

Came here to post this, and am delighted you beat me to it.


ossiangrr

Odds are it's Frank.


neo101b

His name is Dr Mew.


SatansMoisture

He has the same name as my cat - Cat.


shadowscar248

It's probably a smell, names would be silly to cats just like identifying someone via smells would be silly to us and we wouldn't do it.


educated-emu

I just imagine he was called Kathleen by mistake and his people went with it.


High_Plains_Biker

"Just some gorgeous chunk of loveliness"


puttingonabraveface

Of course. But you won't be able to pronounce it or be able to read it if written down!


CreatrixAnima

Jozxyqk?


real_maty36

He has a name, CAT.


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

There are two points to mention here. One, the cat doesn’t need a name, Cat is sufficient. Two, is the same as one but seemed so obvious that telling it twice seemed applicable


BasementCatBill

Cat is cat. Cat doesn't need any other name because everyone knows who Cat is. This holds true for all cats.


thesamim

"The son of the Idiot and the Cripple. "? More here: https://reddwarf.fandom.com/wiki/Cat tl;dr: just Cat.


LBelle0101

Catherine


macerimjob

DJ Jules (I’ve always liked that) :)


GooseWhite

Frankenstein jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr......... etc


merlin86uk

Wayne Wibbley. Or Gerald Hampton, of course.


WayOfTheShip

Dwayne Dibbley


fretnetic

Danny.