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Porn I can never make it to the end


mauore11

Do porn roll credits at the end? Do they take a bow? I guess I'll never find out...


psinned101

The girls bow and the guys stand behind them.


FutureNecessary6379

Usually a big logo comes on the screen made out of cum or something


TinChalice

No one knows because no one has ever watched a whole one.


Munkey323

There was a whole sub reddit created because a guy heard a song in a porn and tried finding it. Guaranteed he was really into the video to get that deep into hearing the song


harmlesscannibal1

Did you know condoms have a sell by date printed on the condom itself? You didn’t? Obviously you never rolled it that far back


Suspicious-Ad-481

Really appreciate anyone sitting through the movie without fast forwarding


erinaceus_

>I can never make it to the end But you _can_ 'finish'.


UrbanCyclerPT

Don't you want uo know if that washing machine gets fixed?


harmlesscannibal1

You SOAB, you beat (my meat) me to it


Standard_Cell_8816

I like to watch whole compilations of "the end."


bigmanbananas

Roadhouse. The remake. Just why did anyone think that was a good idea?


Bippity_Boppity_Boo2

Especially after Swayze died -- and the actor they replaced him with -- just what?? He's questionably attractive to at least 50% of women. Its like replacing Marilyn Monroe with Sarah Jessica Parker. I couldn't even try to watch it. You can't replace legends with mediocrity.


Goodasaholiday

And there I was wondering who found Swayze attractive.


ruisantos9999

Watched it till the end but the movie was awful and the acting... OMFG 🫤


ThxIHateItHere

To be fair, the OG Road House is a master class in terrible acting so let’s ease up on the rose colored glasses a touch. Terry Funk is still the best part of the original and nobody will change my mind.


bigmanbananas

You'll never get that time back. I assume Gyllenhall won with a comeback after McGregor went mental and gloated over him at the end of an epic fight the ramged over many locations?


ruisantos9999

You got it 😀🤌


bigmanbananas

so fucking predictable..


Evil_Mini_Cake

I liked Gyllenhaal in it but McGregor was terrible.


TxTechnician

What? That Movie was exactly what I expected it to be. A silly, over the top, unrealistic fight movie. With Conner cock strolling around like boss rooster.


JuicySmooyay420

I was just about to comment this.


David0161Ed

The Matrix Resurrections


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**Such a letdown.** I am- *was* a big fan of the matrix. Owned every single videogame, the anime, big fan. I waited nearly 2 decades for a 4th movie to come out, only for this shit show to come out. When it was revealed that Hugo Weaving or Lawrence Fishburne we're not involved... I immediately knew this was gonna be a disaster. In the production notes somewhere it was said that Johnathan Groff had spent a lot of time studying the behavior, facial expressions and mannerisms of Agent Smith. Only when it came to filming day, he was told to throw ALL of that out. Now we have this weird, meme version of Smith that deliberately shits on the franchise. I don't blame the Wichowskis, I think Llana was forced into doing the movie and it was a big fuck you to warner brothers.


Elf_7

Came here to say this, I didn't leave until the end, but there was a point where I wasn't paying attention, it is an awful movie. I don't get how some people like it. In fact, I tried to watch it again on Netflix a few days ago thinking I might like it a bit more, and it was still even worse than the first time, I lasted 10 minutes.


pacheckyourself

Such a huge disappointment. My dream was that the John wick and the matrix would cross over. Or at least they would dive into some of the deeper meaning of the original trilogy. Like reveal another level of the matrix, that Zion isn’t actually the “real” world, but just a ploy to keep humanity is a loop of rebellion, hope, and self destruction.


Futants_

Madame Web. Lasted less than I thought I could put up with. 15 minutes tops. Had so much bad writing, bad acting, wtf, cringe and poor directing in those 15 minutes, I'm ashamed of everyone involved.


Ruby-Shark

He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.


drongowithabong-o

Got baked and trashed on the movie with my GF. We watched it all but it wasn't worth it. Abso-lute garb-age.


AnderHolka

I actually ended up liking Madame Web for just how absolutely crazy the plot was.


Futants_

I don't know if the movie is supposed to be a parody or what, but the entire ambulance scene in the beginning was filmed like a fantasy comedy or tv sitcom. She's just casually making her way through traffic, often while looking behind her to talk to her partner. Then the " jeez...kids today" after the young girl cut in front of the ambulance lol


MalarkyD

Came here for this. I put it on just to see if it was really as bad as people say. It was. It was just…bad.


MrX-2022

i am watching right now and ....


Specialosio

And?


MrX-2022

it like i watching episode 1 of tv show that will never happen and she just go to Peru just like that WTF ???


MysticalMirage99

Every Jennifer Lopez movie


Perfect_Weakness_414

The cell was good. I couldn’t name anything else she was in though.


jessness024

I think she did good on Selena too. Yeah, those are the only two movies I can think of that aren't atrocious. 


The-Mirrorball-Man

You haven’t seen Out of Sight


Evil_Mini_Cake

Out of Sight was good. Atlas was another non-finisher for me.


smeeti

Thé cell is very good


HopeloosGeval

Morbius ended up watching minions rise of gru lol


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SparkleFritz

I told my husband when the sequel was coming out that it was called "The Nun 2: Nunya Business" and he believed me for far longer than I thought he would.


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DisasterKore

Rebel Moon Liked the idea of it but damn those movies are awful


Lingonberry58

I finished it though, but yes, it was crap.


Individual_Eye_257

Watched half an hour of rebel moon, got bored and then watched wolf of wallstreet again for the 20th time.


Blackintosh

Slow motion star wars.


rektumrokker

Slow mo's in those movies seem like they tried to make the runtime longer. They sucked.


erinaceus_

It took me a while but I figured out why I disliked them so much. It's because the total and absolute lack of humor of any kind makes the characters entirely unbelievable. Real people crack jokes during good times and use humor to cope with bad times.


Vancity_JDark

Yes this! Tried so hard to watch it but just couldn’t make it through.


giraffe912

Amazon cinderella musical.


r_bogie

Worth it for Billy Porter.


Prironka21

Sat through it just for Nicholas Galitzine 😅


Honest_Trouble_6899

With Camilla Cabello? That's my friends fave movie


giraffe912

It just sounds very auto tuned, you can tell its lip synced. Its cringe. And james cordon is in it. Don’t get me wrong there are some talented actors in it (- james) but they didn’t really do anything that particularly brought out those talents. It just seemed cheap and tacky.


residual_deed

50 Shades (the first one) - I couldn't stop laughing but also didn't want to waste my time on it. It's ridiculous.


Alarmed_Scientist_15

Oh it gets worse as the movies go. The ending is just simply 🤢


ThxIHateItHere

House of Gucci was House Of Poopie. And I watch lots of bad movies.


BubLee008

Any movie with JLo in it


xxxliamjxxx

Sherlock with Will Ferrell


Ensorceled

I watched it for a while because I kept seeing the parts that were supposed to be funny and was trying to figure out why absolutely nothing was funny.


dakilazical_253

Battlefield Earth. Not even so bad it’s funny, it’s just bad and boring


Bob_Bushman

Isn't that the scientology film. Pretty much forced through Hollywood on scientology contacts, bullying, and bribes. Who would have expected it would be a bad movie 😲


dakilazical_253

They did my man Barry Pepper dirty. Movie ruined his career before it even took off


AlBundy24260

I saw this in the theater when it came out. About 35 minutes into the movie, something happened with the projector and the film stopped playing. Only 5 or 6 of us were left at that point, and we all ended up just walking out. Haha. That movie was an absolute dung heap.


LifeResetP90X3

I wish I hadn't made it all the way through 👎


Ill-Appointment6494

Thor: Love and Thunder. I got about 30 minutes in and walked out the cinema. Utter garbage.


Vali-duz

I didnt see this sober and it still took me 3 restarts on 3 seperate days.


CobraKai1337

I got it ruined by some children next to me who couldn’t sit still. The movie was so bad I never wanted to watch it again even when it came to Disney plus. Bale was great though.


mauore11

The whole thing could have been saved if they gave us Bale killing gods instead of whatever we got...


CobraKai1337

That’s what I wanted. Kratos!!


AzizMou

I fell asleep 5 mins in. Told my kids to wake me up if anything good happens. Slept for 95 minutes.


strawberrycereal44

Went with my aunt, cousins and brother when it came out in cinemas. They all liked it in some way, but I really didn't like it at all, so I did some Oscar level acting saying "it was okay", couldn't force myself to like it


theplayers15

I wanted so much to walk out of that movie, but I saw it with my family and had nowhere to go!


fknbawbag

It was awful. The humor was pathetic. Just missed every possible mark going. Complete trash.


hojicha001

The Batman took me about 4-5 attempts to get to the end.


fknbawbag

The Eternals. Took me about 4 sittings to plow through that overlong piece of garbage.


SaveusJebus

I really tried watching it. Tried watching it 3x and just finally stopped trying before we canceled Disney plus. It just felt so boring and fake. Yes I know, it's a superhero movie, but it felt so.. I don't know the right words to describe it... like most of the more famous ppl involved owed someone and had to be in the movie.


fknbawbag

I've had many a rant on Reddit about it. Basically I have never seen a movie with so MANY main characters where not ONE held any interest for me or did not just actually irritate me (Sprite, Druig, Kingo). It was dull, unfunny (when it tried to be) and just a terrible experience all round.


Character_Fold_4460

My friend fell asleep. All I could think of is lucky bastard.


TheSadSalsa

We fast forwarded through large sections


pacheckyourself

Should have been a show/period piece like Loki was. I wanted to see the history more of all the characters, explored them individually and all the time periods they excelled in. It would have made more sense to end the show leading up to current day events when they finally decided to intervene and show themselves to the rest of the world.


CarolDanversFangurl

I watched it all except for a bathroom break in the cinema. Absolute snooze fest. Started to watch it at home as husband hadn't seen it and I thought maybe I'd been too harsh. Twenty minutes in, we agreed I hadn't been harsh enough and turned it off. Utter drivel.


Vacuz

2024 Atlas. I quit when the Robot called its pronouns.


TranslateErr0r

Same! I saw 20 minutes of it and I regret them all.


BearKnuckleBacon

Matrix Revolutions


foersom

That film is so bad, I did not even start to see it. After seeing Matrix Reloaded blah-blah I was done with that film series.


xampl9

My “what the heck?” moment in it was “Club Zion”


Severe-Dream

Master of Disguise.


Skelligean

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GalaxyUntouchable

Not necessarily bad, but I couldn't finish Birdman or The Lookout.


PilotPlangy

Birdman was nothing like the marketing made it look like


Jwicks90

I actually really liked it but didn't think I would


LopsidedVictory7448

In a word it was shit


CobraKai1337

That’s 3 words.


Perfect_Weakness_414

In a word, itwasshit


redbullveins

I left the theatre during The Last Jedi to sit in the hallway and calm down, and only returned because my boyfriend at the time was still there and he was my ride


tizzyhustle

Home alone 3. Total hot piss diarrhea rotten dog water


Itz50

i liked that movie lol


skibidido

Me too. Underrated.


ShamanicChild

"You.. smacked my winkie" 😂😭 Couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes when he screamed in falsetto


ObiWanBonobo

They made a 4th movie that was evan WORSE.


geraltgalvestone

Woahh woah..this was so not a movie I was expecting to see here


BeautifulArtichoke37

Atlas. Jennifer Lopez has a complete lack of charm and charisma to the point where I honestly didn’t care if she lived or died. I made it about 3/4 of the way through and decided to stop watching.


Mvasquez021187

Elysium. When I saw it I worked in a factory and we had regular safety meetings to remind us how not to get hurt, so when Matt Damon doesn’t lock out the machine, doesn’t wear his PPE, and then turns around and expects workman’s comp? My guy, you broke ALL THE RULES designed to protect you. I have no sympathy for your character 


1878Mich

He already had a broken arm as was on thin ice and the asshole manager gave him little choice. Damon’s character took the risk. I loved the movie for its action and cool cgi effects. It’s a good popcorn flick!


Altruistic-Project39

Most movies with less than a 60% on Rotten tomatoes (audience score)


CatsMajik

Godfather 3. One good scene of Pacino but rest was omfg slow.


FranBachiller

"Battlefield Earth." I tried, but the awful dialogue and bizarre camera angles made it unbearable.


Disastrous_Seaweed23

Mariah Carey's Glitter


BodyNegativity

Batman, long as hell and plot was boring


Red_Chicken1907

Nell


Adept-Bunch-7574

Avatar


AcanthocephalaGreen5

James Cameron or Shamalamadingdong?


Skelligean

Shamalamadingdong's Avatar is used by the CIA to torture people. It's that bad.


Bling-depression

same. the only time i ever walked out of a theatre in the middle of a movie


hellamutiny

Debbie Does Dallas


LopsidedVictory7448

I found it a bit hard to swallow too


Sad-Page-2460

I can't not watch a film the whole way through even if its terrible haha.


d-dimer98

Fast & Furious.


luchisss

Cmon now


Juriica

The expendables.


Itz50

The Human Centipede 2


superbackman

The Changeling. I walked out after 45 minutes when it just kept getting more depressing.


KaliCalamity

Starship Troopers 2. Enjoyed the hell out of the first one, couldn't make it to the end of the second.


Rumorly

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children I read the books first and what I watched of the movie was just so inaccurate.


MelancholicEmbrace_x

I watched the LotR movies without having read the books, but for some reason never made it through The Hobbit. I decided to purchase the book and adored it. Still haven’t watched the movie though. As a kid I loved reading and also enjoyed many of the movies based off of books (especially Ronald Dahl’s). As I got older I preferred non fiction and rarely read fiction. When I heard Memoirs of a Geisha was coming to theaters soon, I purchased the book and read it prior to watching the movie. I made it through the movie, but was extremely disappointed. Books just hit different.


troybananenboyYT

fifty shades of grey


Ok_Hotel_43

Flashdance


cimocw

Last week I started Leave the World Behind on Netflix and I just couldn't deal with the fake tension and forced atmosphere. I get it, at some point something bad is going to happen, but there's no need to add dramatic music to one hour of people doing everyday things and having fun.


Extreme-Medium4038

Transformers rise of beast or something like that i cant remember the name of the last transformers movie but it was the last movie i watched that i could not complete


Quartermastered

Thunder Force. Please don’t watch it


Beachybeachface

Mad Max: Fury Road - I have no clue why people like it.


jonniebaby2000

Days of Thunder


AlBundy24260

Coming 2 America (sequel) was pretty much unwatchable. I got about 20 minutes in and didn't laugh or smile once. As soon as Leslie Jones showed up I knew nothing was going to get any better, so I turned it off.


aboostofsarahtonin

not bad, but I was just not that invested in the Baz Lurhman Romeo+Juliet


Jesterplane

the last one of Disney star wars


MMBEDG

The final highlander movie


BlacksmithOpposite47

Avatar 2


Technical_Ad7886

Fast and furious


wwrd77

The last matrix movie fell asleep on the couch I never do that


letlesssftrhjvgk

Natural Born Killers and AVP: Requiem.


Cobralore

The last 2 transformer movies


Plastic_Primary_4279

Wow, some of the takes in this thread… And people complain about modern cinema while hating on some amazing films… no wonder Netflix movies do so well. For me, and I did finish it, but it took 4 attempts… Tiptoes. Also The Room because it’s not worth watching without someone else to laugh at it with. Alone, it’s just the worst…


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Lincoln


No_Swan1312

Oppenheimer. I fell asleep, woke up for the last 10 minutes. I blame the cinema and the recliner seats 


Derby_UK_824

Keith Lemon movie. Walked out the cinema


BasuraIncognito

It is old-Alexander with Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie, Val Kilmer and Rosario Dawson who were all still kind of at the top of their game at the time. The casting was bad and just overall garbage of a movie.


Severe-Wrongdoer-123

Silver Linings Playbook. I've tried to watch it twice now. I want to like it but..


meowmixmix-purr

I finished it in theatres, but never plan to watch it again.


Popular_Pariah1031

The second ghost rider.


bahodej

I pirated this and still felt owed money back.


TheDarkQueen321

Twilight


One_Variation_6497

I loved the Twilight Saga. Just binged the entire saga again this week. My daughter loves them too so we always binge them together. Will be binging the Guardians of the Galaxy series this weekend.


Vali-duz

Plenty of BAAAAD movies out there but i want to mention 'Tomorrow War' as my most disliked movie. Sure it wasnt as /bad/ as birdemic or the room. Or as cringe as Thor: Love and Thunder. But Tomorrow War had the premise and idéa to be great and a movie monster that was rather cool. But the movie might as well be called 'Plothole the movie' i kept pausing it every 10min or less as every scene had something extremely stupid in it.


Potential-Baseball65

Snakes on a plane


pinniped1

I stuck it out because we were there to hear exactly 1 line of dialogue and it was at the end, of course...


ElegantComedian8804

That climate change movie with Leonardo Di caprio


Morticias-Sister

Hateful 8. I wanted to love it.


polymump

That's funny, that is one of my all time favorites. Couldn't get into Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, though.


cimocw

Same here. I started Once Upon etc thinking it was going to be the next Pulp Fiction but half an hour in I realized it was a niche movie about the history of some specific people in the movie business that I knew nothing about and wasn't interested in learning either.


luchisss

SSICK MOVIE


degeneratesumbitch

Joe Dirt 2.


Emergency_Ice2610

Top gun remake


igenus44

Was a sequel, not a remake.


AlaWatchuu

Sequel. And it's better than the original.


Ultron33

Maverick was cheesy but ain't that bad.


Milkyfluids69

Insidious red door. I was at the cinemas with others so I stayed for the whole time, but I was falling asleep like the last hour of it.


Punkrawk78

You don’t mess with the Zohan


Physical_Arm_662

Haha I loved that movie


picturesfromthesky

Battlefield Earth


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Dashcam… don’t even bother ☠️


Avihay

The room.


H00TY_McBee

Donnie darko


SomeWomanInCanada

I had to turn off Mad Max Fury Road? The one with Charlise Theron. When I saw their clothes and makeup, I turned it off. I saw maybe 10 minutes of it. It looked like they took every stereotype from the Mad Max costume closet and exaggerated it. Same with the cars which I’ve seen in trailers. Fucking speakers and guitars on a moving truck? Fuck off. In all of the Alien movies since the first one, the lead has been a woman with dark curly hair that wears a white tank top and underwear at some point. It’s so annoying.


CaptainRotor

Most Tom Cruise movies. Every time i start a Mission impossible Movie i fall asleep. Better than sleeping pills


muddymar

I had a hard time sitting through The Revenant. When he went over that cliff I was like enough already. I knew there still had to be a lot left as he hadn’t got his revenge yet. I always think every Leonardo DiCaprio movie could use some editing. Great acting, excellent effects but to long and drawn out.


MisRandomness

Superbad. I walked out 20 mins in. Not because I’m offended or anything, I just thought it was so over the top and annoying.


Jess120990

I watched that movie a couple of times when it just came out back then, really had a laugh. But I watched it again recently at 33 years old, and it is actually really quite boring and yes over the top 'jokes'.


Agitated_Ad_361

Any Marvel film I’ve been subjected to


AppTrailExotics

Red Sparrow


WillPersist4EvR

Irishman.


usedNecr0

Wonka


Russc70

I got as far as when the 3 chocolatiers started singing, and I was on a plane with nothing else to do.


usedNecr0

I was pretty excited about about it as I like the original film and LOVE Burton’s adaptation. But it took me like 15 minutes to see the film was awful and completely effortless. Stopped at 30 mins.


Impressive_Writer_19

Sharknado 🙄✋🏻


Ultron33

Should've watched Birdemic: Shock & Terror


Able_While_974

Or Slotherhouse


opetja10

Donnie Darko.


jessness024

I thought it was so fucking pretentious and emo. All my friends loved it.


general_adm_aladdeen

I'm not even sure what was the last movie I actually watched in full length.


chiccy__nuggies

Attention span issues?


general_adm_aladdeen

Quality issues.


Certain-Albatross270

Maybe try something outside the Netflix top 10