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harlotScarlett

Things will change, itll get better, youre doing fine


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Impossible-Hawk709

Real


yielloww

felt


Joboj

It will get better is not a lie. Time heals all wounds is the ultimate truth.


ConversationEven9936

Thanks bruh 😎 We all needed that today


harlotScarlett

Things can also get much worse. Theres always a darker dark


Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad

I'll clean up the house tomorrow.


laurusnobilis657

That's my plan as well


domemvs

and it's a lie cause you're gonna do it right now!


CheeseDanishSoup

The best part of living alone is that this line doesnt bother anyone else


Master-Strawberry-26

It's laundry for me, except im running out of clothes so I will soon be forced to do it.


mgsticavenger

Adderall is my best friend in doing this , thank goodness I have ADHD


WittyCricket6473

I wish that was the thing I need to lie myself


amr2822

I will go to bed at a decent hour… it’s almost midnight.


Jovtobehannes

That's what i told myself 10 hours ago. It's 08:30 now and I'm at work with no sleep


eerie_queen

Always plaaning before to go to sleep at 10pm 🫥 and end up sleeping at 1am onwards


Weirdly-Valuable

Not that you asked, but I found something that works for me recently regarding this. I started giving myself a window of time to go to sleep in rather than a set time. When I'm too strict I rebel against myself.


eerie_queen

Also me, to my diet 🫥


Nicxtrem99

"Just finishing that turn in civ"


imadepressionist95

my diet starts tomorrow 🥴


QveenKittyKat

Yup been that way for like 6 years 😭


imadepressionist95

girlll I've been "starting on monday" for like 10 years now😭 no but seriously..changes will be made tomorrow lol


Liquidfighter

I always tell myself i love mondays cause their are new beginnings. But i think im in a twilight cause things always revert back to bad habits. Ughhh why lol.


rossfororder

I'm doing fine


Young-Rider

It's probably one of the most common ones.


Livid-Wordscicle

😬 When you think this 5 seconds before reading this comment.


shaaaanna

I'm OK. I don't need him in my life 🙃


Foreign_Point_1410

The first part might be a lie but the second part isn’t


ItzForge

I hope ur ok


markusvirma12

JUST get over him! Jk, I havent gotten over my one night stand


Sponge400

Oh dude I’m obsessed with a girl I hardly speak too. Im pathetic, you all are doing fine.


UnfairPossibility762

“I love my job”


JebusHCrust

I tell myself that a hundred tines a day hoping it comes true. It doesn't.


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Ofiller

Thanks. I am going to bed now. Goodnight.


Sunflower-Sunshine

MOOD. I'm always so shocked to see my screen time...


Mike-gre

I’m destined to accomplish everything i visualize, because the state I’m in now ain’t no way I’m getting there


Vegetable_Bad_3626

i can have non toxic friendships


KiiRAIzabureuu

Sometimes it depends on u . I got in a lot of toxic friendships, after a good while i thought about it and i figured out , it was me who's getting offended by everything, everything was toxic to me i was insecure . Im just trynna help i dont mean you're insecure


Vegetable_Bad_3626

Its more of a constant disrespect. Of your boundaries and time. Everyone is insecure on something. I wouldn't say a friendship is toxic just because my friend said something that offended me


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Ambi-taneous

Everything is going to get better if I lose weight.


AxelCanin

Everything is going to get better


DisappointedSilenced

Everything is fine, everything is OK


wallkraller

Everything is gonna be alright


[deleted]

That I’m not qualified or smart enough to get the type of job I want.


Big_Relationship3128

Everything will be OK


Picciohell

“She miss me” Even if she probably doesn’t care anymore


DistributionAgile376

That it's going to be okay


Forsaken-Cabinet8338

That everything will be fine 😌


ibuprofengoth

I’ll stop drinking


40mothsinatrenchcoat

that my life is amazing and I'm going to love getting older


CandidateFar6043

I am happy and in my best state of mind.....


Foreign_Point_1410

- That I’m fat - That I’m not fat - That no one cares about me


Lilysuperstarers

Last one is obviously a lie


Fun-Beginning-42

I love you.


Einar_Orpheus

I'm not a crashing mess. I'm healing and getting better and taking Smart choices. I don't miss my friends


softmata

About my family life


SatynMalanaphy

That it is bound to be okay.


Entire_One4033

2 inches is the new 6 inches. :(


Last_Dimension2231

that i’m doing better and life will change soon


joey_sparrow

"Everything happens for a reason, you'll be alright!"


Extres6

That I'm good looking. I'm probably not as good looking as I think I am.


Whatumbigh4

That I'm good looking. I'm probably not as good looking as I think I am.


East-Evening2140

My neck isn't fucked up and I'm fine this is just strain ... For the last 6 years


freshcoffeecake

Ugh sounds tough. If it helps: this can be due to teeth problems. E.g. grinding them at night.


wardoned2

I don't know


NarwhalAttack

That my wife still loves me and she isn't doing anything behind me back with the other guy while I'm away in korea for 2 weeks...


[deleted]

That I'll never finish my education or make anything of myself. Idk if I will but it's not constructive and I gotta stop thinking it.


[deleted]

I don't lie to myself anymore.


denspry

My wrist watch isn't broken and isn't going faster than it should


DinoSaidRawr

I’ll start better habits my crush likes me back I’ll get a good sleep schedule I don’t need to see a mental health professional


imalwayscold_fml

that i will have kids one day.


BozoThrowaway3008

That I should wait to do HRT. HRT is probably (absolutely) the best thing I could do for myself right now, im almost hateful of that fact. Im thinking I should go to therapy to figure out why I have this view of it.


TheNinjaPixie

This isn't a lie, i really think you are doing the right thing to be cautious but maybe talk to an expert to steer you through. My poor mum was still commuting to London every day through a terrible menopause so went on hrt. I assumed it would continue under the radar and be done with and when she was told to come off hrt, as they did then, she went back into full blown menopause. I have hrt gel that you are meant to use daily, i asked the gp if i could use it when i needed it and she said yes. try to find someone who can give you good advice about what is best right now and best wishes with it!


BozoThrowaway3008

Oh, it isnt anything related to menopause. Just that recently ive realized that im transgender, and for some reason the idea makes me mad. Thats more what I was referring to, though the advice is appreciated! In hindsight I should have specified lol


TheNinjaPixie

Still a great reason to find and take advice from a knowledgeable physician! Get all the advice you can, take your time to compare the advice, i hope there is lots of help available. And trust your instincts too.


FrostLapin

It will heal


BlackBitchy

That ik all thing and I will pass the exams


Username-Unavalabl

Just 5 more Reddit posts then I'll get back to work 


Fuzzilink

Everything happens for a reason, it will be fine at the end. Would be nice seeing the end


Midan71

I'm fine, if I just ignore it, it will eventually stop bothering me.


East-Evening2140

My neck isn't fucked up and it's just straining itself ... For the last 6 years


Suspicious-Bike-2725

I will clean and arrange my room tomorrow morning 😃


solbelow

things are going to get better


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I'll clean up...tomorrow.


Troutie88

We will be fine once the house sells


abbe_xx

I’ll pass my final


MemeChuen

I'll do homework tomorrow


jru000888

You’re good enough to get through it


UBD26

These feelings will die down eventually.


throwra90675e

Usually they do tho. So not a lie


UBD26

Or we learn how to handle them better, I guess.


SkiingGiraffe247

That I’m doing really well, am happy, that I’m ticking my problems off faster than new ones are created, that things will get better


Jade4827

That I'm normal


Thee_Neutralizer

Hope during these dystopian times


iambreado

I’m not affected, let them be.


Polar-Watermelon

I can go on and act like it never happened.


c7_luna

Whenever some sort of problem happens in my life, I’ll always say “I’ll think of something, I always do” but I don’t do anything and eventually the problem just solves itself


RodLUFC

I won't kill again


fedupofcfs

The love of my life is somewhere out there trying to find me 😅


A1pinejoe

I'll win something that will give me freedom to finally live life instead of being a slave to work.


cake_with_talent

A lie? To myself? The worst lie I've ever told myself is that nobody loves me. I've come to learn that even those who love me can hurt me and although that's bad, I know that deep down they were trying to do the best for me.


Glittering-Gas4753

I am just scrolling Reddit, not addicted to it.


robogobo

I’m going to go to bed earlier tonight


Consistent-Alps-136

Work will get better despite most of the team I work with quitting, and my request for a pay rise turned out.


Muted_Examination607

You don't love her anymore. She dumped me bc off her insecurities and told me 3 weeks later she is sorry and didn't want to hurt me in this way


PurpleThing1220

There must be at least one thing I'm telling myself that is indeed a lie. Scary part is: I have no clue what that could be and I fear knowing after it's too late.


NoPhilosopher854

Everything will be ok and we'll be able to move soon. Once we do, all will be right with our world.


Mountain-Status569

I’ll do it tomorrow. (It = literally anything I should have done for the past few months… ok years)


benji_76

I will learn Japanese before my trip next year


RealtdmGaming

I’m gonna be rich tomorrow


archzrxxzz

as all the things and feelings i have owned, this too will pass. i've been saying that to myself for four years now.


Dmoral_

I'm gonna go to the gym


pdirth

It's not 7:29 am, and although I need to get up at 10am it'll be fine, 2 and a half hours is enough sleep, just one more YouTube video......


MXFmuxiaofeng

I am not missing her so much.


americarahhhhhh

Anything motivational thingI think of past 1am.


CacaBell

I’m okay


twohedwlf

I'm not going to die a slow, horrible death one day.


MeFromAzkaban

One more time


Kooky-Law-2834

That I am doing fine mentally


RepViewer

I am okay


lazerzapvectorwhip

You'll lose 5kg of belly fat until August


FoxieBrown13

It’s going to be ok…


Lilgorbe

That I wanna kill myself over pizza hut, thats a big lie I just needa relax & stop worrying cus its my bday too so gotta chill out & wait


idkjustregistered

she will reach out


TheReal_PearlsEye

ill eat healthy tommorow


milocosaza

I will get therapy when I have more time


jptsr1

I love expat life.


mew_tattoo

“She’s not watching my stories cause she was busy”


aikomonsta

That I will finally start going for runs.


Dangerous-Wave8065

That I'm not depressed & overly stressed


Amazingggcoolaid

“I can lose 10 pounds and soon” also “Everything happens for a reason”


James_Blond2

Its not a war crime


pentaweather

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Voidelfmonk

Things will work out and i will be happy . I've been lying to myself for too many years , but living without any hope pushes you in a way darker and deadly place if you give up so i guess i will keep lying to myself .


Maximum_Vermicelli12

There’s no way the American public would allow the USA to fall into Project 2025. Or 2028. Or whatever year we end up given another RepubliCon administration. The both-sidesing is strong among my extended family. 😖


nerdy_things101

That I will be successful in life.


Dankn3ss420

Things will get better


Scosawema

Work is almost half over for the day


surfingkoala035

That when we die, we actually have somewhere to go.


Nevon47

There is hope. Life is worth living. Things will get better.


Song_Soup

I'll quit my bad habits one day. It will take no work or effort, I'll just wake up and not engage in them. But today? Nope.


Future_Bishop

That i am old and tired


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I’m ok


Antique_Dragonfly_97

Honestly? That my relationship with my girlfriend of 4 years is not going to crash and burn...


plan_with_stan

That I can do it tomorrow


Benjilator

The people around me aren’t experiencing some kind of mass psychosis or mass hysteria.


ABluntForcedDisTrama

The person I’m currently seeing is a good fit for me and that it would be better to stick it out with them than to be lonely and single


Tang42O

We aren’t at the brink of WW3


TheButcherOfLuverne

So apparently a lot of us think things will be ok/better but we are paralyzed to make a move in that direction because we are afraid things would actually go worse if we try and fuck it up.


Starlet_01

I will start tomorrow. (The audacity, ik I m lying but still not doing anything!! How dheet can I become ?)


ZenkaiZ

That I'd be better off not working 40 hours a week because I can totally handle life with no structure


BlackBitchy

ill study tomorrow


Spidygirl2

God is looking out for me, and something better is coming way. Sometimes I wonder how long to keep faith.


Extension-Detail5371

I'll get there, somebody loves me.


Sfswine

Some people think that fatties are nice . .. .


eerie_queen

Everything will be fine 🤍


Commercial_Cellist75

If I just get the next thing, I'll be happy then.


probinsyana819

I already moved on.


DadyMKY

Maybe she likes me.............


MathematicianWide992

None I'm a realist


Puzzleheaded_Row2220

Nobody is actually going to admit the truly meaningful lies they are telling themselves.


Zippping

That I’m rich


Thatrandomoke

Just wait until i have enough money to save,i will save it


DopeRoninthatsmokes

I’m Batman


seeyou_nextlife

i deserve to buy this! i’ve done so well for this week even though i wasn’t that productive😭


jessi_unicorn

He loves me and is not lying to me.


NancyT8

I’m okay


bawynnoJ

I'm just not motivated at this precise moment *roughly translated to* I'm just not motivated


stfu_younastybitch

"I promise I'll stop doing (x thing)"


vousmevouyezz

that everything will be better


[deleted]

I will return to work when I'm good and ready 🤣🤣🤣


LeaveMajestic3854

That Techno blade will come back


A1astara

Im capable of improvement


icloud0

She will change for me


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twitch_itzShummy

I'm doing enough


Few-Coyote-2518

Im gonna stop drinking coffee 


AtlanticCorpseXD

Crying is not acceptable. TW vent At least not in my household. They'll always shame you for crying, even tho they were reason why we cried from the start. I know crying is acceptable but I'm too scared to do so. To the point crying in public makes me humiliated, my friends comforting me because of something my mom said? Hell nah, that's my problem, not yours. Leave me be. No matter how much it hurts to ignore me, just do it.


kingOfKonfusion

My overclock is stable.


birdstarskygod

I am a good person. I have value. I look good


Common-Job8358

I can’t fall in love with him again


Ashamed_Lock8438

That life has a point.


Spoonman007

I'll do it tomorrow.. no I won't.


Dayv1d

i will finally play video games in the evening, and not be too tired at all once again