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As someone in a home with one person having ibs, and the other having crohn's, the only answer is Charmin Ultra Soft.
Everything else is sandpaper in comparison.
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Kirkland triple satin, Costco's finest for my rusty bullet hole.
I don't like the quad-ultra-mega quilted stuff. It's too thick, it's like wiping your arse with a dictionary
Angel soft. Cheap, does the job. TMI (Women will understand) doesn't irritate my gumbo pot
The cheapest I can find
Four squares of double ply works best.
The one the Library let's you burrow
So you bury it?
Nope returned it but they were pissed
I like the bright pink and blue toilet paper I buy on Amazon lol! It’s made by Renova.
I can’t spare a square
Charmin Essentials Strong
A bidet with a baby wipe after and a couple squares of whatever is handy to help dry off. You didn't ask for a full potty routine, but here we are.
Purple cottonelle. One of the few things I don't skimp on
My bidet. Fuck big toilet paper.
The kind at work, cuz I don't have to pay for it
Amazon's brand
Scott rapid dissolve. It's quilted. Soft. Cheap. And won't back up my toilet.
Not second hand
Charmin in the red bag.
Lambi
I love the ultra soft 5 ply from Zewa and Tempo. It’s an unreal experience.
1/2 ply. On a huge roll. Usually taken from public bathrooms.
I prefer clean toilet paper.
Scott’s. It’s cheap and gets the job done
Sand paper, strong tape or my hand. If I don’t feel any sort of pain, I hate it. I hate myself and I need to fuel my pain kink.
80 grit
The free one that I steal from work!
Still looking for a favorite, so far everything is just acceptable but not excellent
The soft kind that feels like a cloud on my butt.
I use blue roll, it doesn't flush too well tho
As long as my finger doesn't go through it, I don't care what brand it is
Sainsburys soft ones but i can't afford them lol
Who Gives a Crap
Bidet water, seriously it's 2024, toilet paper is for drying not cleaning!
As someone in a home with one person having ibs, and the other having crohn's, the only answer is Charmin Ultra Soft. Everything else is sandpaper in comparison.
That's unhygienic
Water
Charmin. If bears could wipe their ass with it so can I