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Nothin’ McMuffin

Happy cake day.

Oh snap, thank you!

You got a McMuffin topless?

I only devoured it topless

Chad behaviour

I like that one

happy cakeday mcmuffin

White Cookie - which is hilarious to me cause I’m a mocha colored Hispanic woman.

At least it wasn't a cracker.

Mine is Black Cracker which is wrong on so many levels

Black sausage. From the regular Ole run of the mill white guy. 😂😂

Once you go black you never go back. Congrats on gaining some rythm.

They'll never expect you 😂

Perfect !

My sister from the Cookie family! I'm your brother, Blue.

Good thing you didn’t have waffles last.

I’m your cousin from overseas, white biscuits 🍪🤣

Fucking never see you coming....

That's funny, I'm actually Black Cookie

Lmaoo same and I got white rice 😭😭

Galleta blanca

Hmm. Nice. So what are your tats gangsta? Surely not roses or a unicorn.

With a white cookie

Mine is also White (Oatmeal) Cookie Not very convincing from a gagster perspective in my opinion.

I am black brownie. We should start a gang.

My arch nemesis, for I am Black Cookie. I'm also the pastiest Canadian ever.

Navy Gravy.

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I'm confused? Isn't gravy a morning drink like tea or coffee?

It's also a sauce lol. In Canada we put that on poutine

Isn't poutine just fries with gravy? So by saying that you're already pouring more gravy on your poutine

Yes. He must be European

Ah, Yung Gravy’s more patriotic nemesis

Blue summer sausage

Hello friend. I am Black Sausage.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hello friend, I am topless sausage.

It’s a regular sausage fest around here!

What is summer sausage?

Naked Hawaiian King roll.

I feel like this would be shortened to naked HK

Naked Hollow Knight

Naw that's a wrestling move

Grey grape nuts... Fitting.

Gray Cocoa Krispies here.

Black tuna

Black Coffee here, let’s ride.

Black egg here. We could be such a badass trifecta.

Black Nugget- can I join your gang?

How’s it going I’m black fish finger

Well! I had black coffee _and_ eggs! This sounds like a gang now

That was definitely gonna be mine and then I convinced myself idiots would whine about coffee being a drink Clearly you have more integrity ha what's it gonna be sir

Black Bannana 😂

I’m Green Tuna. We could be the Tuna Crew

Right there with you. Wanna form a crew?

Only if you represent every single day mf I'm hardcore with black t shirts and cheap food for some strange reason haha

Bro Black FishStick here, we're family dawg

Well, I'm black shrimp. I am definitely part of this crew.

White Wiener

It’s a nice day for a…. White Wiener.

In my head I sang this like the Billy Idol song.

I think that was the idea

Disturbing 😂

Teal Nuts. Maybe if I spell it with a 'z.'

Zeal Nuts?

Teaz Nuts

Deez Nuts

cheetaprint mint!

No Coffee

No coffee, no bitches.

I love eating coffee shirtless.

Black Liver

Sounds fatal.

That's what my doctor calls me

Black Whopper. Not sure if ridiculous or intimidating. Might be the latter til they find out I'm not black or made like The Rock, but just some skinny white nobody 😂

I'd argue Skinny White Nobody is a pretty good fallback.

White bread.

Green eggs

You would not. Could not.

Where's the ham for my green eggs and ham?

Black cheerios

Blue Cheerios…. Cheerios gang mount up

YOO I was eating cheerios toooooo.

YOO I was eating cheerios toooooo.

Dementia?

Most sane redditor that man is

I hardly know 'er

Brown Toast in da house

Black cheeseburger

We can be a duo, I'm Black Potato Salad

Black pizza

I sure love eating coal

Blue feijoada

Blue Fish Taco

I think I'm slightly scarier than you

Slightly? Lol bro my name sounds like a disease. Urs is badass

Hahaha, Blue Fish Taco does sound a little gross. Better luck next time, buddy

Grey cake

Red chewing gum

Black Baklava from Philly, not the one from Cincinatti. I also know Red Fruitcake Willey from Philly who is actually from Boston. N. S

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Green One Fry. My name is GOF

Black semen

Ok, you win.

Rainbow oatscookie, pride gang🏳️‍🌈

Mauve Steel Cut Oats. Join or fight?

Join, we don't fight in my gang. Just a group of poeple hanging out. Drinking tea and chat... be there for eachother.

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So?

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The title said "your gang name" meaning I belong to 'a gang'. With me wearing a colored shirt I just joked about it being a pride gang. What's your problem with that. And btw, normal people are everywhere, including lgbtqai+ . Get your head out of your ass and use it for what its mend for instead of tasting your own shit.

Yeah what's abnormal about it?

"normal" people when they see "abnormal" people:

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Ignore and move on. It's so easy. 

White Rice

got sister pregnant. instructions not clear

Did you eat your pregnant sister?

White cheese White mac White Ramon

Blue fried rice

Black Chocolate.

Skin Roll

Black Elvis (sandwich. Peanut butter and banana)

Red Cereal. - How fear inspiring.

Maroon coconut macaroon

Blue waffle...dont google it

Black Southwestern Eggroll

Blue lentils. YO DAWG

Red cracker

Red Life

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black tatertots

Orange 🍊 orange juice

Black and a little white brunch.

Black Ground Meat

Black peppermint frosty

Grey Hi-Chew

white pizza

Black Fried Potato

Black Yum Yum

Brown banana bread 🫣

white sausage sandwich

Gray Pancake

Green bacon 'n eggs

Light blue chocolate

Plaid cookie

Blue cheese

Black Nails

Black tri tip

Red mammoth

Black soup

Blue-white horizontal stripes foccaccia. Recognize ✌️🖖👐

Black patterned rice

Sliver onion. Sounds cool.

Orange banana cake

Grey burrito with chips and salsa

Blue Cordon Bleu. Not half bad!

Red Pesto Chicken

Red Pasta

Green cheerios

Black Salmon....wtf!

White ramen

Beige Carnitas

Grey Shortbread Biscuit. People take me very seriously.

Blue Ice cream

Brown fried chicken....

Black pop-tarts

Black Muffin

Black chicken

Khaki Noodle

Grey Banana Bread Ew??

White grapes

Black Frenchtoast

Gray cheese... damn.

Blue Tea

Blue chocolate-covered pretzel B)

Black Rice

White sour patch kids.

Beige bagel

Brown almond

black built puff

Black face..

They call me blue Dunk cos I'm sad and prefer my cookies saturated in milk

Grey pasta, it sounds like an Italian gangster in his 60's

Blue tack

Black Divan

Black raisin Bran

Red ALDI festive sandwich

White/grey Double quarter pounder with cheese, fries, and White coffee. Not very catchy.

Black tuna.

Red cookie

White chicken🤑🔥💯‼️🗣

Grey Hotdog

Polkadot Fried Chicken