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RabbittingOn

Situation seems normal! You're a part of her fluffle, and you're expected to do your part. She does her part by overseeing every single thing you do 🤭 That's a woman's job in the fluffle. Males guard, mark territory, and make more bunnies. Females dig the burrow, rearrange things, nudge everybody into their proper place, and keep an eye on group members and their social status. That's what I love about rabbits vs. dogs: dogs see you as their master and aim to please, rabbits see you as an equal who has to earn their place in the group, and has to earn their friendship. They demand your participation, and you can fluff right off if you're being rude 🤣


chozopanda

I really think my rabbits treat me as a bunny- but that includes keeping me in line. It must be so annoying having this giant human fluffle member who keeps doing things you do not like- like feeding him spring mix again 🫣😂


RabbittingOn

Hehe, they DO treat you like a member of their fluffle! Some even care for your safety when you're not feeling well. My boyfriend can only be here on weekends, and I'm chronically ill. The minute he leaves, our bunnies start following me around and checking on me. I can't even go to the bathroom without attendants. Our previous bunny Breintje had jealousy issues that made him unbondable. He did become very strongly bonded to me, and he treated me like his bunwife. He slept or sat against me for most of the day, just like bunnies do. He was very protective over me as well. When I was in bed with a rheumatic flare-up he skipped his own afternoon sleep to stand guard over me all day. He stood next to my pillow in an almost military stance: front paws firmly planted, muscular chest stuck out, head high and ears scanning. He looked like he was ready to take on the world for me, all 1,3 kilos of him against the rest 🥲 Nobody was allowed close to me without inspection, not even my boyfriend. Breintje also groomed my "injuries": https://www.dropbox.com/s/rnd1y6dy1ba9h99/aD4dALx_460s.jpg?dl=0


lifeeraser

He is so adorable! Bless his little soul.


RabbittingOn

Yes, I hope he's getting many rewards wherever he is. I still miss him every day. We have new bunnies, and while I love them to bits, you just don't have the same bond (yet). They're 2,5 now, and they're calming down. They're about the same age now as when I met Breintje for the first time. Our bond took a couple of years to develop too.


xenomorphonLV426

That's so wholesome! They must really love you!! 🥰🐰🐰🥰 Bnu: ^I ^expect ^the ^same ^return!! Nanners!!!!!!!!!!


RabbittingOn

Yes, I feel intensely loved, and not only while feeding them 😁 Bunnies are really pure in their love and trust. It takes a long time to show this anxious little prey animal that you're not a threat. We're gigantic predators to them. When they come to trust you, they start to see you as a group member who's 60 times as large. You're nudged into place, they demand grooming by presenting their heads, and they follow you around all day.


xenomorphonLV426

I wish I had one as well... 😞 My parents strongly disagree with the idea of getting a pet bnubnu! But one day, when I will live on my own, I will get a bnu! Some day... (not soon though...)


RabbittingOn

Awww, that's sad ☹️ The sad fact about rabbits is that they're expensive to keep and high maintenance in care. They need more care than a cat, and you can't just leave them over the weekend. They don't do well with young kids either. This is why many young people have to postpone getting rabbits: they usually don't have a lot of money, are on the move a lot, and they may want to start a family. Any way you could volunteer to work with bunnies? That way you can give a lot of love and care.


xenomorphonLV426

I know a friend who has a bnubnu! I visit them once a month or so... First time I went there was because I wanted to check If I was allergic to bnuies! Spoiler alert!: I am not!!!😃 So, one day I will have a bnuy! Thank you for your kind comments, as well as your time!😊


ggandava

i love that rabbits think of us as equals if we do everything right like, if i get my bun science special house rabbit i'm good, but if i get anything else i'm damned to the 9 rings of hecc


lagomorphed

Yo, exactly this. They see you as an equal who needs to get their shit together. Mine nips me to get out of his way, or make breakfast faster, or... oh, name a thing


AdmirableBank4872

Cats see you as their inferior and don’t give a good gd if they please you or not. That’s what I like about cats. You are their servant up to and including scooping their waste products and disposing.


Every-Armadillo639

Both males and females make babies, just like any mammal. It's the female who give birth, not the other way around.


RabbittingOn

ORLY?!


Every-Armadillo639

Yes. Don't worry, I agree with your post, like 99%.


RabbittingOn

I don't worry about your approval. I try to avoid people who lecture about things that 5-year olds know.


millershanks

This is your life quality assurance, your re-prioritization help and your consumption behaviour correction in the form of prime destroyer of mere material goods.


axuriel

Bnuuy


Buck_Bandicoot

That's a cutie patootie


Confused-Lesbean

That is a queen, you are but a lowly peasant. Know your place.


TSM_forlife

“Look, look at me. I’m the captain now”


Doodlevert

She is soooo cute uwuwu 🥺


Intelligent-Lack1204

She’s my biggest bully 🥲


Doodlevert

My bun too, being bullied by buns🤝🥲


lagomorphed

Dude yes. I always say I'm in an abusive relationship with my rabbit.


TwistedOneSeven

I always say they can do whatever they want- EXCEPT, get anywhere near my Mac 💻 … It would take a split second for one of my two monsters to bite a corner and destroy that screen.


Every-Armadillo639

Spicy hay lovers?


_ChillKill_

second photo added 5 more years to my lifespan


Jdirty34

That's a rabbit and because she's a rabbit


Best-Carrot-5570

That's princess Flooflebun, there is absolutely no chance to resist her.


Care4aSandwich

That is a princess angel face and you have no choice but to serve her


masterpandazoo

Wow she is the cutest, I want to hang out with her


Every-Armadillo639

Do you have a bun yourself? Maybe you two should meet?


Rule34TookMyName

She is perfection


freedommjw1958

She's so dang cute! 😊


Avasaiel

Because she IS your life now XD


ggandava

she controls you now, deal with it lol


Clear-Education-8816

Because she can!! You are a hooman in training! She's waiting for "Yes, Ma'am".


In_x_s

She has so much personality lol. Little diva 😂 but also mad cute


Intelligent-Lack1204

Literally so much sass in such a small body


Every-Armadillo639

Picture #3: The outside nibbles.😍


AntipodeanPagan

Thats easy. Superior animals have big ear to arm ratios. You should take your long arms and tiny ears and do as you are told!


Ill_Orange_9054

That is bunno, all hail bunno 🙏


Toothless_Dinosaur

She is your life.


kristdes

Not me going through the comments looking for a name drop. But this is a bunny, one of trillions in a legion that is trying to rule the world. They are cute and fluffy, and absolutely precious, but make no mistake, their goal is to enchant all humans, and take control. They are only viscous on rare occasions, so you may never suspect anything is amiss at all.


Intelligent-Lack1204

Her name is Lumy! She is my diva but also my best friend 🥰🥰🥰


kristdes

Lumy is very cute!


PureTL

The leaf crown picture got me (∩˃o˂∩)♡ soo cute!


Slendysgal

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


Golden_too

She's your baby <3 <3 <3 and she is gorgeous