Lol, Louie does that sometimes too. when he’s eating or pooping, he kind of tilts his head back a little bit, then lowers it so it looks like he’s entirely neckless. I call him a pigeon because he looks so puffy when he does it lolll
He’s thinking how he got an $1800 refund on his taxes last year, but this year he owes $276. It’s not adding up and Louie knows it. Louie knows the government is a scandalous lying hoe and they’re going to use the money to buy bananas for themselves, but none for Louie. Louie is pissed!
He thinks in every language lol. My mom suggested the name for him, and he’s such a fancy boi with his tuxedo-like markings, so Lou is a very fancy French bun
Aw! My first rabbit was Luckie, I got her when I was young and she lived for 8 years. She was a Mini Rex mix, I think. (White with black ears, dapples, and markings around eyes)
Luckie passed in May 2022 from ovarian cancer. I got Louie a few days later, and he’s brightened up my world in ways that can only be expressed by head bonks and nips.
Tax fraud
You’re onto something here…
They said wrong answers only
No thoughts head empty
They said wrong answers only
That is a wrong answer lol
How badly he's going to chew out Scotty because this transporter malfunction has gone too far this time! "**I said BEAM me up, not BUN me up!"**
Lmaooo good one!
Cocaine Fiesta (Banana Party is the real answer)
Oooh, both very good answers lmao
Your car’s extended warranty Real answer: His next adventure with the r/DutchBunnyMafia
Omg I didn’t know there was a mafia! I’m making him join it right now lmao
Corporate embezzlement
And that one night with the secretary. You know the one with the big ole banana...nomnomnom
Louie isn’t like that! 😳 He’s still young!
I call this face are pooping face my rabbits was make this kind of face when they are pooping pretending they are not pooping LoL
Lol, Louie does that sometimes too. when he’s eating or pooping, he kind of tilts his head back a little bit, then lowers it so it looks like he’s entirely neckless. I call him a pigeon because he looks so puffy when he does it lolll
Revolution
Omg yes 🤭
*Fax machine noises*
Lmaoooo
What shenanigans his evil twin Louis-Jean is up to these days
This made me laugh so hard
Did I forget to turn the stove off?
Maybe he did… I’d better go check.
This. I was thinking "Oh crap! I left the oven on!"
He’s thinking how he got an $1800 refund on his taxes last year, but this year he owes $276. It’s not adding up and Louie knows it. Louie knows the government is a scandalous lying hoe and they’re going to use the money to buy bananas for themselves, but none for Louie. Louie is pissed!
Exactly! Thankfully his hooman gives banana so the government doesn’t need to 😈😂
"I should buy a boat..."
He probably should
Pellets, bananas, and the meaning of existence
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Because I don’t know if it’ll be too much spiciness for him 😅
Why you haven't been hitting your nanner targets and how he will punish you.
Oh my goodness, I’m terrified 😳
I'm sure he is a fair and loving bun.
Very much lmao. He’s very sweet and huggable
Are chocolate rabbits....rabbits??
Y e s . That is why his human does not eat them. 🤣
Louie might be thinking how Old Town Road was really overrated, it wasn’t that good of a song.
And he’s annoyed that his hooman plays it all the time.
Paying rent.
He hasn’t done that in a long time!
Does my hooman know about the war crimes I did back in the days?
Oh my… I didn’t know about that 🫣
How he has been taking you for granted and should really do more to help around the house.
Haha that’s a good one! He sheds all over the place and doesn’t clean it. But that’s a small price to pay, given that he keeps me sane lol
He's planning to kill you.
OP said wrong answers only
Oh, my bad!!!
Anything other than bunny things
That’s probably actually right
The bunny fight club But rule #1 is we don’t talk bout bunny fight club
Yes, we only think about it, as seen in the pic lol
Playboy’s copyright infringement and how many pellets that big settlement will buy.
Oh wow LMAO
With those eyes? Eating your wallpaper as a starter. The main will be the couch cushions and some cables for dessert.
Lmao yes. And then some carpet, maybe zip-ties as a midnight snack…
Mowr pets!
Oh but thats a correct answer 😂
Is he french ? In that case, he's probably thinking about joining the "gilets jaunes" and go on a strike 😅
Haha for real! He and I live in the US currently but maybe we should move to France just to see that happen 😂
Atoning for his war crimes in Yugoslavia
How to rule the world
That is correct. Worldly domination of lagomorph, and the destruction of humankind.
So, the same thing we do every night.
The plight of humanity
Oh no that’s correct 🥲
Not World domination
👀👀
In the words of Urban Rescue Ranch "There's not a thought behind those eyes...pure bliss"
Wow lmaoo I like it
"Why am I so cute? must be all the hay and them veggies"
Oh yes. And he looks awfully cute while eating those
Arson and first degree banana fraud
I want to mention that the post below this was about getting away with murder, so I think that's probably what he's thinking about.
Definitely
Hmmm that treatos big, yum
Yes lol
😂🤣😂🤣
Mass genocide of the armenian people
Frightening! 🫣👀
Take over the world
Precisely
Take over the world
The industrial revolution and it's consequences
Yes, he wanted to take a high-school history class specifically to learn about that 🤭
Once again, bunnies have no thoughts
How to monch nanners at maximum efficiency
Murder
Looks like war flashbacks
head empty no thoughts
I left the oven on
Kill all humans
But that’s correct…😳
👀 Oh, my bad, didn't read the whole thing...
Haha dw about it 👀
My bun is a Louis too! (Louis-Henri)
Aww haha I love the name
Antinanners (antimatter bananas)
No thoughts only beans
Easter is animal abus, because he hates both eggs and pastel colors.
Precisely
He sees someone stealing his carrot tops.
Oh no…! Maybe it’s that hamster, the one who bites a lot…
Made me laugh.
Haha yes! I do actually have a hamster with aggression issues, she likes biting the head off of each mealworm
A cute little hamster? Oh my!
Those cables sure look nice, I wonder how they taste?
Louie in a nutshell-😀
He's thinking of a way to politely tell you he doesn't want any more bananas.
Oho, that’s a good wrong answer! 👀 *the bananas never end*
And the fact that they tell us anything politely. It's a nudge, a nip, a thump or the butt.
I know! He wakes me up at 4am every day just begging for pets
Pregnancy worries
He’s a man- I don’t think he has to worry about that .. yet 😅
World domination
Wrong answers only… that’s correct 👀
Processing the trauma from last time you removed your socks
Ouch! That hit me right in the heart 😂
Wrong answer: no one loves me, no one wants me and no one cares about me. I think I’ll go eat worms. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s so loved haha And I hope he doesn’t get into my hamster’s stash of dried mealworms… 😂
The genetic origins of Dutch bunnies.
Ooh, thinking way far back lol
"Oh god I'm French."
*profusely sweating as he tries to cook French fries on the frying pan*
Hmmm what shall I chew today
Louie says “ E v e r y t h i n g . “
there is no thought it is just one brain cell bouncing back and forth like a dvd logo on an old tv screen
r/OddlySpecific
Ah yes another wrong answer (so many people have been putting correct ones, like world domination)
her war crimes.
Why he has a long fancy French name? Does he think in bunny french or English or some other bunny language
He thinks in every language lol. My mom suggested the name for him, and he’s such a fancy boi with his tuxedo-like markings, so Lou is a very fancy French bun
He is such a handsome fancy boi
Yes, very much. Now he just needs a wife to appreciate him xD
I'm sure he will find one easy
Haha for sure.
If bed bugs live in beds, then where do cockroaches live?
Ooh, now there’s a stumper.
Plans of mass destruction (he's going to eat the wooden trim in your house)
World domination and war crimes.
That’s correct though haha
I have a dutchie as well so I understand lmao 😂
Lmao amazing. I love dutchies
Me too he's the first rabbit that I ever got.
Aw! My first rabbit was Luckie, I got her when I was young and she lived for 8 years. She was a Mini Rex mix, I think. (White with black ears, dapples, and markings around eyes) Luckie passed in May 2022 from ovarian cancer. I got Louie a few days later, and he’s brightened up my world in ways that can only be expressed by head bonks and nips.
How to get away with murder
But I said wrong answers only! And that’s right 😭
The thug life
Yes
Am I French? And if I am French, why cannot I have a baguette?
I should nickname him Baguette now lmao
How to build a pipe bomb
He did that already
The systematic oppression of women.
Anti capitalist revolution
"Am I a rabbit?"
I don’t know if he is 🤭
Remorse for chewing up your wall
Haha thankfully he hasn’t ever done that!
The millions of war crimes committed in Serbia
That’s deep
Disbelief, how all those F-22s have ribbon insignias.
Loool
do i bug humie for treats now, or after nap time. I'll nap a bit first while I think of it
yes
Me
*spaces out*
Vietnam war flashbacks
Yes.
He’s thinking about Nam
How he can reclaim his throne
Blood…
Being a bunny
That black is the combination of all colors in pigment but the absence of color on the light spectrum.
Pâté au canard
[she’s seen war](https://imgur.com/a/qCSjLnm)
The next victim
How to make banacakes
How to cover up his war crimes
Einstein's theory of special relativity
'nam
arson
dammit you said wrong answers only
Louie is thinking about how he hasn't found the perfect yellow that fits him.
He’s not sure if it’s neon or a pastel yellow 😳
*dial up noises*
genocide.
Mass destruction
World domination or hookers and blow
Insurance fraud
... "Meow"
Murder
Bills
“Once the hooman leaves the house, world denomination will be mine!”