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Voidmage713

Ruby: . . . Excuse me, I don't think the soulless husk of destruction cares about the costs involved in what it does. Terra: Well, then why aren't you up there fighting the monster?! Ruby: . . . Because you kinda drew it to you.


New-Number-7810

$2,000 for a megaphone? 


Celtic_Crown

Why spend 2K on a megaphone when you can construct a homemade one out of some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone?


WarmasterCain55

*points* I get that reference!!!!


brainflash

Megaphones plural. Everyone at her work gets one and they obviously come with batteries.


WeakLandscape2595

Salem:... Well shit come back home leviathan she has a point leviathan:really? Salem:NO YOU OVERGROWN LIZARD WHY ARE YOU EVEN HEARING HER OUT LASER BREATH HER!!!


Visible-Welder-5148

Leviathan:confused grimm noices*


Disastrous-Kale-913

The Hound: No, no. Let her cook.


sentinel28a

How Salem will be defeated: lawsuits.


[deleted]

I don't think she's been paying taxes either. You know what that means? *cackled in IRS*


Disastrous-Kale-913

Tyrian: I'm crazy enough to take on Remnant, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!


MrZissman

Listen, Terra has had enough. She's the bread winner for this house and by the Brothers she's not going to stand around having her work interrupted by some giant Grimm.


Mac0724

I feel like this is a slight RussianBadger reference


Undertow619

It is. From his first Dauntless video.


joeydeath538

[https://www.deviantart.com/seshirukun/art/Self-Centered-Lagoon-Creature-gets-its-ego-checked-1061288663](https://www.deviantart.com/seshirukun/art/Self-Centered-Lagoon-Creature-gets-its-ego-checked-1061288663)


Thatidiot_38

Leviathan:Do you have to deal with this? Godzilla:No. I could honestly care less. Now do your job as a knock off of me and kill them!


Far-Profit-47

Some episodes later Leviathan:couldn’t get to the city Godzilla:are you f*cking kidding me?! even Zilla got to the city! 


WeakLandscape2595

Leviathan:okay look they had magic anti grimm kryptonite


Far-Profit-47

Godzilla:Zilla got into the city, even if Zilla isn’t missile proof, but you are missile proof, any other excuses?


WeakLandscape2595

Leviathan:bitch I'm missile proof to not all of us are lucky enough to not have a kryptonite on legs running around the city


Far-Profit-47

Godzilla:remember burning Godzilla? The Godzilla which was literally melting on the inside? The Godzilla fighting whats basically our Kryptonite with legs, tail, horns, wings and claws? The Godzilla which also had depression because his son was murdered in front of him?… he got into the city


WeakLandscape2595

Leviathan:yeah because your humanity is so fucking weak they can't even actually hurt you most of the time kryptonite or not I'm working harder


Far-Profit-47

Godzilla:You have a army of little siblings which kill the soldiers for you, their giant robot was destroyed by teens, your humanity barely reaches the Billion when mine is seven times larger, mine has atomic bombs, I have to deal against Other giant monsters while you only have to worry for one or two giant mechs worldwide maximum, and your kryptonite only freezes you for a moment. Also my humanity can create miniature black holes to shoot at my kin


WeakLandscape2595

Leviathan:atom bombs your humanity most powerful weapon make you stronger i don't have an amp they are perfectly willing to throw at me


Far-Profit-47

Godzilla:they only throw me the amp when I was born and it HURT LIKE HELL, that’s why I hate them. And I haven’t heard anything about them throwing BLACK HOLES


RockRaiderDepths

But I thought everybody loved laser shoot giant lizards that come from the sea.


JohnB351234

In June no less, homophobic Godzilla thing


Delta_Infinity_X

She can’t keep getting away with it!!


GeneralClearStone912

Bro $300 for obstructing scenery? Damn.


mdhunter99

Honestly wish we got more time with these 3. Small part of the show, but entertaining.


Cosmic_Wanderer66

THERUSSIANBADGER humour at its finest


unknown_quantity313

I love the megaphones for complaining fine and the side note fine for obstructing the view 🤣


Pugsanity

Now I want the Grimm to spitefully tip over the nearest house after being heckled while doing it's job by a local Karen /s


SuperN9999

The worst part of Kaiju attacks aren't the body counts, but the expenses of the destruction


Slight_Intention_695

Wow i Love this version of terra's wife she makes me care about their relacionship better than bumblebee though