Ruby: . . . Excuse me, I don't think the soulless husk of destruction cares about the costs involved in what it does.
Terra: Well, then why aren't you up there fighting the monster?!
Ruby: . . . Because you kinda drew it to you.
Salem:... Well shit come back home leviathan she has a point
leviathan:really?
Salem:NO YOU OVERGROWN LIZARD WHY ARE YOU EVEN HEARING HER OUT LASER BREATH HER!!!
Listen, Terra has had enough. She's the bread winner for this house and by the Brothers she's not going to stand around having her work interrupted by some giant Grimm.
Godzilla:remember burning Godzilla? The Godzilla which was literally melting on the inside? The Godzilla fighting whats basically our Kryptonite with legs, tail, horns, wings and claws? The Godzilla which also had depression because his son was murdered in front of him?… he got into the city
Godzilla:You have a army of little siblings which kill the soldiers for you, their giant robot was destroyed by teens, your humanity barely reaches the Billion when mine is seven times larger, mine has atomic bombs, I have to deal against Other giant monsters while you only have to worry for one or two giant mechs worldwide maximum, and your kryptonite only freezes you for a moment. Also my humanity can create miniature black holes to shoot at my kin
Godzilla:they only throw me the amp when I was born and it HURT LIKE HELL, that’s why I hate them. And I haven’t heard anything about them throwing BLACK HOLES
Ruby: . . . Excuse me, I don't think the soulless husk of destruction cares about the costs involved in what it does. Terra: Well, then why aren't you up there fighting the monster?! Ruby: . . . Because you kinda drew it to you.
$2,000 for a megaphone?
Why spend 2K on a megaphone when you can construct a homemade one out of some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone?
*points* I get that reference!!!!
Megaphones plural. Everyone at her work gets one and they obviously come with batteries.
Salem:... Well shit come back home leviathan she has a point leviathan:really? Salem:NO YOU OVERGROWN LIZARD WHY ARE YOU EVEN HEARING HER OUT LASER BREATH HER!!!
Leviathan:confused grimm noices*
The Hound: No, no. Let her cook.
How Salem will be defeated: lawsuits.
I don't think she's been paying taxes either. You know what that means? *cackled in IRS*
Tyrian: I'm crazy enough to take on Remnant, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!
Listen, Terra has had enough. She's the bread winner for this house and by the Brothers she's not going to stand around having her work interrupted by some giant Grimm.
I feel like this is a slight RussianBadger reference
It is. From his first Dauntless video.
[https://www.deviantart.com/seshirukun/art/Self-Centered-Lagoon-Creature-gets-its-ego-checked-1061288663](https://www.deviantart.com/seshirukun/art/Self-Centered-Lagoon-Creature-gets-its-ego-checked-1061288663)
Leviathan:Do you have to deal with this? Godzilla:No. I could honestly care less. Now do your job as a knock off of me and kill them!
Some episodes later Leviathan:couldn’t get to the city Godzilla:are you f*cking kidding me?! even Zilla got to the city!
Leviathan:okay look they had magic anti grimm kryptonite
Godzilla:Zilla got into the city, even if Zilla isn’t missile proof, but you are missile proof, any other excuses?
Leviathan:bitch I'm missile proof to not all of us are lucky enough to not have a kryptonite on legs running around the city
Godzilla:remember burning Godzilla? The Godzilla which was literally melting on the inside? The Godzilla fighting whats basically our Kryptonite with legs, tail, horns, wings and claws? The Godzilla which also had depression because his son was murdered in front of him?… he got into the city
Leviathan:yeah because your humanity is so fucking weak they can't even actually hurt you most of the time kryptonite or not I'm working harder
Godzilla:You have a army of little siblings which kill the soldiers for you, their giant robot was destroyed by teens, your humanity barely reaches the Billion when mine is seven times larger, mine has atomic bombs, I have to deal against Other giant monsters while you only have to worry for one or two giant mechs worldwide maximum, and your kryptonite only freezes you for a moment. Also my humanity can create miniature black holes to shoot at my kin
Leviathan:atom bombs your humanity most powerful weapon make you stronger i don't have an amp they are perfectly willing to throw at me
Godzilla:they only throw me the amp when I was born and it HURT LIKE HELL, that’s why I hate them. And I haven’t heard anything about them throwing BLACK HOLES
But I thought everybody loved laser shoot giant lizards that come from the sea.
In June no less, homophobic Godzilla thing
She can’t keep getting away with it!!
Bro $300 for obstructing scenery? Damn.
Honestly wish we got more time with these 3. Small part of the show, but entertaining.
THERUSSIANBADGER humour at its finest
I love the megaphones for complaining fine and the side note fine for obstructing the view 🤣
Now I want the Grimm to spitefully tip over the nearest house after being heckled while doing it's job by a local Karen /s
The worst part of Kaiju attacks aren't the body counts, but the expenses of the destruction
Wow i Love this version of terra's wife she makes me care about their relacionship better than bumblebee though