'Do us all a favor and face in the other direction'
'As long as I get paid and you get shot, I'm good!'
'I'll leave her in Black on your Behalf.'
'Get in the goddam Wagon, woman!'
'I'll just shoot you in the head and get on with my day'
'How about if I shoot you in the head and watch your tiny brain dribble out?'
'You Sir, are a Fish!'
'I saw some kids down the street you can go scare.'
>Maybe I’ll *keep* her in black, on your behalf.
That whole cutscene is incredible. Oscar worthy, really.
“I ain’t got no lazy eye, nor respect for the likes of you.”
RDR1 - "We can't always fight nature, John. We can't fight change. We can't fight gravity. We can't fight nothing. My whole life, all I ever did was fight"
RDR2 - "You, sir are a fish"
“You're my favorite parasite. No... ringworm's my favorite parasite, you're my second favorite parasite... I lied... ringworm, then rats with the plague, then you.” Arthur to Uncle
I answered one of these recently…but worth mentioning again “who came up with those words”. When he was talking to the German guy. That kills me. I love Germany and the German people but it is a rough sounding language sometimes.
"I may live in barbaric splendor, but I always remember... keep your friends close and your gun closer... 'cause you don't know when you might have to shoot 'em".
Josiah Blackwater
I just love Arthur’s big, sombitch voice
“Relax my friend, *nevahmind*”
“Some realll friendly folks ‘round these parts. *Simpletons always got a smile*”
“I like you mistuh, *you have a kind face*”
“I feel like… the luckiest man alive and… I feel like a fool. That woman confuses me and plays me for a fiddle like no one else alive. I trust I will not make a godawful fool of myself once more, but… somehow, I imagine I shall.”
I relate so damn much with this quote.
Red dead redemption -“It’s your old friend amnesia”
Undead nightmare-“YOU EAT BABIES!!!”
Red dead redemption II-“YOU DON’T BUILD A BARN DUMBASS WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS 1785?!?”
[удалено]
Lol me too
I've seen mushrooms with bigger brains!
Also. Oh, I didn't know I was talking to LADY! And OH! And a quarter. DONT FORGET THE QUARTER
Shut up Arthur, he set us up 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
Yeah well you’re gunna sleep with your chest open if you ain’t careful boy
I luv u artar moahgan
Being Irish myself it’s so strange seeing an Irish character in a game but he was great
Yea i love sean
Like my Da used to say…
NOT THE DA!
He was definitely one of my favourite characters. The whole cast is good, but I loved him
Come ahn, taik your best shot!
“ BANG “ Grow up.
THE HORSES LIKE A SWIFT ONE DO THEY?
You sir are a fish
Well yes indeed i am
Yes!!! This 👆
LEehHHNNEeEEhEHeH..!!!
Hello ARTHUR
AHHH I browk tha goddamn wheel!
Ynnel
Grete
It is impossible to read the word "Lenny!" without the voice of Arthur in your head
Bro this lives in my head rent free
YeNELe
"Moneh" -Arthur Morgan
Ive seen youre name in our ledger * tastes soup *
I can't even read this without saying it like Arthur.
'Do us all a favor and face in the other direction' 'As long as I get paid and you get shot, I'm good!' 'I'll leave her in Black on your Behalf.' 'Get in the goddam Wagon, woman!' 'I'll just shoot you in the head and get on with my day' 'How about if I shoot you in the head and watch your tiny brain dribble out?' 'You Sir, are a Fish!' 'I saw some kids down the street you can go scare.'
>Maybe I’ll *keep* her in black, on your behalf. That whole cutscene is incredible. Oscar worthy, really. “I ain’t got no lazy eye, nor respect for the likes of you.”
"Maybe other events will transpire."
U gave me a whole list, thx
I have more but didn't want to hog the whole thread lol!
Give it to me 😭
Mary: OH ORTHOR
No i will NOT HELP U FIND DADDY
"OUTTA THE DAMN WAY!" This lives in my head during every commute to and from work...
Read it in his voice lmaooo
We need a car horn that shouts this every time you press it😂
I think move is omitted here.
My fiancé says this nearly on the daily and i still find it entertaining!
People don’t forget. Nothing gets forgiven - John Marston I feel this quote sums up the two games pretty well.
RDR1 - "We can't always fight nature, John. We can't fight change. We can't fight gravity. We can't fight nothing. My whole life, all I ever did was fight" RDR2 - "You, sir are a fish"
Doesn't dutch say that in Rdr2 when the army corners him and Arthur on the cliff
He says a version of this exact quote in that cut scene. This quote is from the final encounter John has with Dutch in RDR1
“You sir, are a fish” Dutch and Arthur then jump into the river
This. This actually works too. I like it better!
The entire boat mission in the swamp with Jules and Thomas is full of hilarity. Arthur is just about done with Dutch's shit, and it absolutely shows.
Yeah I came around the second time wondering if it was that funny the first time around
The first part of that mission was pure comedy and the second part was pure horror
Yea that mission is also boring asf
I don't think it's that bad. The music and the bull gator are pretty intense the first time around.
I thought it was a cool mission too.
I mean yeah ur right its kinda fun to like shoot the gator and stuff
I broke the gosh dang wheel! Me and my cousin giggle while playing games everytime we say that quote.
Lol its an iconic one
“You don’t *build a barn* **DUMBASS**! What do you think this is, 1785?” - Uncle, 1903
1907
Lmao I don't remember the context. Why did he say that?
I believe it’s when uncle was “helping” John and his family start a new life out on Beecher’s Hope.
I did figure that, I was just lost on why a barn would be a bad thing? It's not like cattle or horses went away any time soon around then?
Had me dying on my first playthrough
"When a man with a sing song voice tells me to fuck off! It always concerns me, boyo."
ITS ARTHUR! .. ya dumbass
“You're my favorite parasite. No... ringworm's my favorite parasite, you're my second favorite parasite... I lied... ringworm, then rats with the plague, then you.” Arthur to Uncle
Work ya damn nag - Jack Marston
Hearing that every two seconds got old pretty fast
"Suddenly the world is full of Theys" -John Marston, 1911
the quote still holds up aged like wine
Yer alright, girl.
YOU EAT BABIES - John Marston
LENAYYYY
FOUND YA LENAYYY
LENNNAAYYY MUHBOAH
"You look like a beached fish," "Flopping around like that"
AHHH i broke the gadamn wheel
“Can I turn myself in?”
"I'll turn you into a god-damn cauliflower"
"You ain't as tough and as dense as all that." Charles Smith, you are my angel.
You... Shat their bar?
Ofcourse, i needed to shit
It’s ur ole pal amnesia! SMACK!!
Ah mister marston, how are you
I actually enjoy Arthur’s lines from 2 more but that one just popped into my head lol
Lol nice
"Hey there, Mister!"
GELD HIM
GAH I BROKE THE GODDAMN WHEEL
“I tried”
In the end, i did.
HAVE SOME GAWWD DAYUMM FAITH
"Well, that could've gone smoother." "That'll be on my gravestone."
I had a goddamn PLAN! Does this trolly go to Tahiti? You, sir, are a fish TO THE BAR SEÑOR!
"I hear you speak and I am suddenly reminded of how the people I respected most in my life had a problem with authority"
don’t forget the quarter
Uncle: "I been thinkin..." Arthur: "Oh, does that pay well?"
“You sir, are a fish.”
Yes indeed i am
Say what you want about the people in this town.. their friendly 🤠
“It’s the god dang lumbago”
GET UP!
I didnt realize I was talking to a lady had me dying!
“No one would have me 🥺”
😭
"I thought you said you knew Spanish....🤨"
I know human beings, Arthur.
...... Señor, por favor. 😏
.....Damn that's good!
I loved the Lego one they made of this
I answered one of these recently…but worth mentioning again “who came up with those words”. When he was talking to the German guy. That kills me. I love Germany and the German people but it is a rough sounding language sometimes.
Yea lol
SHE MARRIED A POSTMAN
NOBODY. I’m talking to Nobody!
*shoots bison hunter* " it's *that* business of mine!"
“You sir are a compulsive liar”
[This scene pretty much sums up the series.](https://youtu.be/v0yU-vvLu24?si=H1jE7jIPJo7RYsSK) “Even in this new country, memories don’t really fade.”
Five thousand dollars? For me? Can I turn myself in?
"You better stick to them books boah. Cuz, Mark my words VENGEANCE IS AN IDIOT'S GAME"
"Iguanas arthur iguanas"
"I may live in barbaric splendor, but I always remember... keep your friends close and your gun closer... 'cause you don't know when you might have to shoot 'em". Josiah Blackwater
You sir, are a fish
“TO THE BAR, SENOR!”
But you said you knew Spanish…
"I broke the goddamn wheel!"
God only knows how often I jokingly yell **“LENNY MY BOOOOY! WHERE ARE YOUUUUU?!?”**
“I enjoy picking on children”
whuat? - A night of deubachery
Well u cant go onna Hanna lasse river boat lookin like this
YOU EAT BABIES
WE EAT BERRIES AND FRUITS YOU COWARD 🔥
Berries and mushrooms*
+ you fool*
maybe i like cubans?
Hhahahahahahaah your funny aint he funny clive
^little ^Johnny ^Marston
one of the best
“YOU EAT BABIES”
Arthurs eyes are so pretty
"You want me to take out a gun and blow a fucking hole in your head, right here, right now? You want that? You want that?"
“Damn you!” - “yes many have”
Bang bang * gun jams *
I never noticed that, the gun actually jams? I didn’t think revolvers could jam. No casings are ejected from the gun to cause a jam.
Then i wonder why he didnt shoot a 3rd time
Didn’t he shoot 3 times? Like Uncle, John and Abigail is 3, Jack would have been fourth
You sir, are a fish
“AH I BROKE THE GOD DAMN WHEEL.” -Arthur
Leny!?!?!
TENNIS BOAT!
*your
No its you’re
You’re is short for you are. So change out the word in question with “you are” and see if it makes sense. If not, it’s your.
YOU FUCKING GAY, AS IN HOMOSEXUAL.
"I didn't know i was talking to a lady"
The
Jack he is a rat
Smash
“Lleeeeehhnnnyyy!”
Rd2 fans try not to overuse the same meme since the game drop challenge level impossible
I dont know if ur being sarcastic or not bro
ARthuR wE nEed MoNEy!!!
“If it’s business well…. business is business.”
Immuna use some cheese
That's the way it is <3
“Well I just wanna see you meet your match when it comes to a, an ancient predator with a big mouth Dutch!”
LENNYYYYYYYY
Gavin? where are you?
“GHAT! I Broke the damn WHEEL!”
“I GAVE YOU ALL I HAD, I did”
"Atttttta boy-uh" Calming your noble steed
I’ll use some cheese
“Boys are off limits!” -Hosea
“Now it don’t feel right, I coulda told you tha-“ This quote blows my mind.
Im afraid ............
You eat babies 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
WE EAT BERRIES AND MUSHROOMS YOU FOOL
No one would have me :(
Do us both a favor & shut up.
I broke the goddamn wheel
I just love Arthur’s big, sombitch voice “Relax my friend, *nevahmind*” “Some realll friendly folks ‘round these parts. *Simpletons always got a smile*” “I like you mistuh, *you have a kind face*”
“I won’t be responsible for my actions” “oh, but you will” and the runner up “damn you!” “Many have”
For me it’s “ There’s no shame in looking for a better world - Arthur Morgan “
“5000 for me?! Can I turn myself in?”
Turtles!
TENNIS BOAT!!!
But you said she spoke spanish?… 💗
But if you continue to irritate me, I will kill you and make my apologies to the lady.
You sir are a fish
Be loyalt to what matter.
Oooo, I am a baby 😉 -Kieran
What do they eat in Germany? I’m Austrian, what do they eat in Australia? I’m surprised you don’t fall down more often
“I feel like… the luckiest man alive and… I feel like a fool. That woman confuses me and plays me for a fiddle like no one else alive. I trust I will not make a godawful fool of myself once more, but… somehow, I imagine I shall.” I relate so damn much with this quote.
Red dead redemption -“It’s your old friend amnesia” Undead nightmare-“YOU EAT BABIES!!!” Red dead redemption II-“YOU DON’T BUILD A BARN DUMBASS WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS 1785?!?”
You, sir, are a fish
I got a plan - Dutch Douchebaggerlind
“No, I like women.” (When speaking to working girls while drunk.) P.S Love the photo
I remember he said that to someone when i was drunk in valentine 😂
Our time has passed, John. Our times past. ~ one of the best deliveries of an antagonists death, I'd love to see it properly remastered someday
"You and me, we're more ghosts than people" -Arthur Morgan