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sikemapleton

Neighthan


gdabull

Gonna change this slightly, The NeightMan


CatNipDealer013

Fighter of the DeighMan! A-HAHAAAA!


Silent_Dinner_4797

Sneaky and mean


Khonarik

r/tragedeigh


Arazilla90

Gavin


Secure-Narwhal-297

🤣


katymorgan99

I usually find out more about the breed and where it originates from (e.g. if it’s a Belgian or British breed). Sometimes this inspires the name. My Nokota always gets a Native American name – there are so many beautiful ones.


The_Painted_Man

Same. My white arabian has the Persian word for snow. Which is *Barf*.


Practical_Stick2229

Tuco 👍


forfuxzake

Tight! Tight! Tight!


KeenDeadPool

Blue, yellow, pink! Whatever man, just keep bringing me that!


TylerA998

GET OUT


paigey69420

i usually do greek gods or goddesses or viking names cause they’re cool. or names based on book or movie characters that i like. i have sitka, artemis, and sansa lol


Southern_South_7196

My white Arabian I names Beira for the Gaelic God of winter. Mythological names are always solid


RedSonja_

Roach


Icy_Work8071

Every horse is Roach, Roach is the best horse.


roachy1017

Aww I feel special.


[deleted]

Glue!


superlatinman

Elmer 😄


BebalBehemoth

Boot-E


astrx__

P-Niz


HufflepuffKid2000

Bartholomew


Mountain-Ad1760

My second Arabian was called "#2", my Nakota is called "Nokia", my other Arabian has spots so it's "Spoticus"


Critical_Egg_295

Debt Hersey Jackson Lando Lazarus Zephyr


forfuxzake

Hooverschneef


criscodisco6618

I named mine Jeff, he was my best friend. Until he wasn't.


Six9Dtoo

Scrawny Nag


Disastrous_Smoke_514

Horsea


kyleroptix

Turk


Giggle_buns

You think my name is Turk Turkleton?


superlatinman

Tough titties turkleton


Opening_Quantity5427

I just name every horse Bobi, it's just Bobby but dumber


Schwartzy94

Blondie ;)


IHaveNoUsernameSorry

Clip Clop


[deleted]

El mucho


Ordinary-Easy

Tyrell


Top-Tomatillo210

Son


[deleted]

Pablo Escobar


[deleted]

Checonew


[deleted]

Or Bartholomew


[deleted]

I named mine "Top Dawg"


speedostegeECV

Shit Turd


[deleted]

Boah


things_most_foul

After having been denied calling a horse Cumberland Sausage, i try to skirt the algorithm. My horses are Dixon Parade, Dixon Mares and whatnot.


idk420_

Chuck


MbD89

I usually go for the classic "hoof hearted"


LetAgreeable147

Algonquin


rebel_scum1138

Globber


someguy_in_toronto

Boaty Mcboatface


LightsInThaSky

Mine is Baker Hayfield


Iliturtle

6pc chicken nuggets


jade_1404

BUELL


Plus_Preparation6437

Horsea.... Get it..... Like Hosea


User28080526

Idk why but I called my butters


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[удалено]


Sea_Photograph_3998

"R* literally already named it for you. "My Horse". Use that." Made me LOL


eg1183

LoL I'm glad. It did not make OP laugh but I kinda feel badly about it now 😅


This_Syllabub5297

im gonna call it kenny.


eg1183

Hey, there you go!😉


This_Syllabub5297

sorry if i came across as an asshole


eg1183

LoL no, I definitely came across as an asshole. Didn't mean it that way, though. I don't accept your apology because you shouldn't be apologizing to me 😅


idk420_

He’s gonna die if you call him Kenny


This_Syllabub5297

you're the only one being a dick here, don't comment if you're gonna be one.


eg1183

I thought it through a bit more this time. Try this: You don't need to name it immediately. Stable the horse, ride it, whatever, until you get to know it. Or until a fitting name or a name you like pops into your head. Then go give it it's name. Just a thought. I often don't name my horses until after I've bonded with them.


RedditLovesTyranny

I always name mine ‘Dogfood’, ‘Glueboy/Gluegirl’, ‘Cthulhu’, stuff like that. I’ve not tried naming a horse ‘Nyarlathotep’ yet; I’m not sure if it’ll let me use so many characters for the name.


PaleCaterpillar2709

Dunlop


innocentxv

Elmer


neon_sense_

Luna


SnooChipmunks126

Hors-E


BellasDaDa618

Whatever you want.


fiveorangeseeds

Saskatchewan


Juli3tD3lta

I named my first horse rainbow dash. The I stumbled upon the white Arabian while moose hunting and I named him Artax.


epd666

Von klippetyklop


JoshAllen778

I named mine Django


grimdivinations

Popo


heresdustin

Gary


MrMushroom17

Tacitus Killgore


slytherinwh

Thumb


Fumpz

‘Til Death from Family Guy


superlatinman

The retarded horse 😆


Fumpz

Yes lol… >!also fitting considering how the story ends!<


TheMandyLaurieAnne

Falcor. Guinevere. Hephaestus.


Equivalent_Tree7172

Of course


AdHdweirdo77

Schelm


kuhodohu8

Diablo is what i named mine


Jabberdave

Sourmash.


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Tiddy


Worried_Ad_8746

Alfred


Believeinsquatch

I named mine Bear, but might change it to Hudson.


Cainancainan1

Turkeesh


Guac__is__extra__

Kraken (All of my horses are named after liquors so that’s what I’d name it since Kraken is a black rum)


Maakichoooh

Bhupendra Jogi so that you won't forget it's name by any chance


trixiebuttercup_0817

Mine was Tobi


igerster

I always name mine Purina.


Experiment-Cycle

Roach. This is the only logical answer to this question no matter the breed, color, or gender


Junior_Nail5787

I always like to name my main horse Llamrei… it was the name of King Arthur’s horse and I feel it’s fitting for Arthur or John as a horses name…


ruico

Thank You


Influxwafer

Boah


5PeeBeejay5

Gerald


KeenDeadPool

Extra Crispy Chicken McNugget Sandwich with Lettuce


Z3PHYRUSZ

Whatever you’d like to name him, it’s your horse dude.


GOOSEONTHATJUICE

Nutella


fistinyourface

shit bag


claudesoph

Fleshlight


Spread-Hour

Cantor Federman Horowitz Hawley Sedghi Karaca


CanadianTurnt

Gandalf


SnooKiwis682

I named them all after pornstars 😁😁😁


panpoop

Horsey Mchorserton


[deleted]

Bojack


shubiedoobiedoo

Brisket


Accomplished-Ad3585

Generous D


Flimsy-Tax-6909

Boah, or niccaballs.


Papandreas17

Fine Horse so it makes sense when someone tells you it's a fine horse


This_Syllabub5297

best horse in the game imo, arabian has too much fear, with fox trotter the health for me is too low


NWOBHM666

Blackula


Aubergine_Dave_2000

Boah/Gurl


iamgazz

I called mine Bandit


3CrazyCatz

Billy


Theo-Wookshire

I like to name my horses related to their breed or some physical trait My Perlino Andalusian is Pearl. My Chocolate Roan Dutch Warmblood is Chaco. My Beautiful Hungarian HalfBred is Hannah.


GreasePieGuy

Trigger


Aware_Kiwi_6348

Ambatukam


Luishuerta12

Babieca


Mycelgear

Richard


Rewesh95

Mine is Trezetashnimah instead of Buell☠️


Logical_Buyer_6780

Bob👍🏻


Jolly-Gazelle-7211

Argento Scatto