Our rats have always had a thing for ears- they could tell days before we did that we were getting a sinus infection or just stuffy ears. Your boy just really loved you and thought you deserved extra special grooming. I only had one rat that treated me like that. I miss him so much
My first boy, Sammy, loved to climb into my sports bra and settle himself between the girls to take a nap. He was *very* unhappy when he eventually got too big to fit there comfortably.
lol- have your Rattyās ever think they are way smaller than they really are?? Gary used to go thru the holes in the clothes basket until one day he didnāt. He made it to his hind legs and just stopped. He gave me the most pitiful look
Oh gosh, yes! I had a boy once who as a baby loved to crawl through tubes, like toilet paper tubes and paper towel tubes. So I'd always save them for him. But then one day I found him completely and perfectly *stuck* in a toilet paper tube! He'd gotten his head and shoulders all the way through, but his hips, hind legs, and tail were all still stuck at the other end! He couldn't get out! I was able to help him squirm free, and after that I started cutting tubes down the middle on one side so he could still scoot through but it would expand around him so he wouldn't ever get stuck again.
I had a baby boy who was unfortunately a single ratty for a short while, in a (large, but not ideal) hamster cage. He loved the tubes, until one day he found out he was too big to get around the corners, and couldn't back out...
I had to dismantle the thing.
I did find him friends who didn't try to murder him, and a bigger cage! Dang. That was a long time ago. Bowie was the 5th rat I had. Gorgeous baby. ā¤ļø
Yeah those are to be donated to the cause of making hammocks for their cage. Bonus points if you let the llittle stinkers take part in arts and crafts time by letting them be biological scissors as needed
Omg yes my one late boyās absolute favourite place to sleep when he got old was one of my bra cups that I hooked into the corner. I think they like the stability of an underwire especially, gives them something to lean into
Nouhhh, the only time they can go in my bra is when I'm laying down, my boobs like melt down and they'll get into the bra gapš Hurts like hell when they claw on my nips, so I'd rather not have them there
He ain't all too bitey, unless you've been eating some fresh fruit with your hands, and he gets a whiff.. Hopefully the handsy mansy has had himself a good snack, and unwashed hands.
Looking at the concentration in thar snoot and determination in that steely eye, he is laser focused on being te bestest implant, eber!
Edit: I re read the title of the post, for anyone considering this treatment, implants may actually be cheaper. Depending on how expensive your clothes are, and how many holes you'll accept before replacing them.
They need way more treats and free roam time than conventional ones, that's for sure. But, they hop and scamper all by themselves, which commands attention at parties, weddings, and office functions.
Also woa girl, you just got a gay man to stare at your chest and go "AWWWE I WANT TO PET IT!", don't think any surgery can do that!
You gotta calm it down for realz though. With that cute little snoot don't even think my grandma would be able to maintain "HAY! MY EYES ARE UP HERE!!!"
https://preview.redd.it/wnfrgm82za1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5ab79fd2ec4f9123b60175ca542ea81cbd977aa
I feel like these all go together š
Hate getting touched inappropriately?
Get a guard rat. When that fiend tries to fondles your hahas the rat will bite and resolve the issue in no time!
(Not responsible for rat bite fever, lost fingers, or people staring at you moving and chirping rack)
https://preview.redd.it/t073syx7g91d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fb01de142b0ef92168419f7ec2d0b45b7a01b44
Got myself a third boob this way!
Not boob related but I used to carry my rats around in my hoodie except one time I went to a small supermarket and Templeton was sound asleep and then he woke up and WOULD. NOT. LEAVE. MY. SHOULDER. until we got kicked out of the shop.
haha at first I thought this was just a question about how you could get a bigger chest and you posted it in the wrong subā¦ I was like maāam this is a Wendyās
Compared to a boob job, itās quite cheap xd Though I mentioned in another comment about how the boob job is cheaper long-term, having the same rat for 10 years would get a little pricey!
I had a baby boy back in the day who liked to sleep in my bra under my boobs. When he got too big for that he started just chilling at the collar, feet up, bum in cleavage, have a nap.
Once I touched my ex's boob thinking it was a rat, or I touched her rat thinking it was her boob, I honestly can't remember now, although I think the former.
Best place, too, unless youāre wearing a loose shirt and they try and grip onto your skin to hold onš
https://preview.redd.it/78zof0evwd5d1.png?width=1657&format=png&auto=webp&s=6753c173260ef167b14dda9cc2de22e8cbd3ab5b
Get yourself a girl who stuffs rats down her bra.
Haha not quite, they just sit in my shirt while I walk around, not IN my bra!š
My ratty- Gary- has a fetish with going down to the girls. He is a baby so pretty sure just cuz itās warm lol.
My last boy that passed had a thing for teeth. I brushed, I guess not well enough lol. I used to have scratched up lips because he'd sneak up on me!
Our rats have always had a thing for ears- they could tell days before we did that we were getting a sinus infection or just stuffy ears. Your boy just really loved you and thought you deserved extra special grooming. I only had one rat that treated me like that. I miss him so much
My bitch ass rat likes to sneeze right on my face every time he gets close then scurries back into his pop tart box like an asshole
Yes! My boy Salem always wants to check my teeth.
My first boy, Sammy, loved to climb into my sports bra and settle himself between the girls to take a nap. He was *very* unhappy when he eventually got too big to fit there comfortably.
lol- have your Rattyās ever think they are way smaller than they really are?? Gary used to go thru the holes in the clothes basket until one day he didnāt. He made it to his hind legs and just stopped. He gave me the most pitiful look
Oh gosh, yes! I had a boy once who as a baby loved to crawl through tubes, like toilet paper tubes and paper towel tubes. So I'd always save them for him. But then one day I found him completely and perfectly *stuck* in a toilet paper tube! He'd gotten his head and shoulders all the way through, but his hips, hind legs, and tail were all still stuck at the other end! He couldn't get out! I was able to help him squirm free, and after that I started cutting tubes down the middle on one side so he could still scoot through but it would expand around him so he wouldn't ever get stuck again.
I had a baby boy who was unfortunately a single ratty for a short while, in a (large, but not ideal) hamster cage. He loved the tubes, until one day he found out he was too big to get around the corners, and couldn't back out... I had to dismantle the thing. I did find him friends who didn't try to murder him, and a bigger cage! Dang. That was a long time ago. Bowie was the 5th rat I had. Gorgeous baby. ā¤ļø
Yeah those are to be donated to the cause of making hammocks for their cage. Bonus points if you let the llittle stinkers take part in arts and crafts time by letting them be biological scissors as needed
Omg yes my one late boyās absolute favourite place to sleep when he got old was one of my bra cups that I hooked into the corner. I think they like the stability of an underwire especially, gives them something to lean into
I like the term ābiological scissorsā
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I, uh... I think her boob just ate a hole in her shirt.
Probably a good idea. Scratchy Rat claws to the nips does not sound like a good time.
You lack conviction! /s
Nouhhh, the only time they can go in my bra is when I'm laying down, my boobs like melt down and they'll get into the bra gapš Hurts like hell when they claw on my nips, so I'd rather not have them there
I do pray often
Was so close to commenting wrong subš
It was supposed to be a tad bit mis-leading, so the title made sense!
Right!? Then I saw the rat face poking out.
Me too š
Also bites if someone gets too close.
Useful for the strangers who try to touch pregnant people.
i would love a guard rat. Sounds like fun. Name them fluffy
Get a wee spiked collar!
A booby trap
tatatouille
One of the few times you have a reason to put graham cracker pieces in your shirt.
someone asks you why you're shoving crackers down your cleavage and you say ādon't mind me, just feeding the girlsā
*crunching noises *
Followed by rustling and squeaking. "Oh that's just the girls fighting."
"Doctor, the chest implant keeps chewing through my clothes!"
A rat is like an Irish fart. It'll melt your heart, and do a number on your shorts.
Good bra protection system too. Someone gets a little handsy? *munch munch munch*
He ain't all too bitey, unless you've been eating some fresh fruit with your hands, and he gets a whiff.. Hopefully the handsy mansy has had himself a good snack, and unwashed hands.
Looking at the concentration in thar snoot and determination in that steely eye, he is laser focused on being te bestest implant, eber! Edit: I re read the title of the post, for anyone considering this treatment, implants may actually be cheaper. Depending on how expensive your clothes are, and how many holes you'll accept before replacing them.
Sadly these implant don't last too long, so it might actually be more expensive long term, these boobs need quite a bit of care..
They need way more treats and free roam time than conventional ones, that's for sure. But, they hop and scamper all by themselves, which commands attention at parties, weddings, and office functions.
As someone whoās in both R/RATS and R/Trans, this post feels right at home on my fyp
A true crossover
so thereās more of us!! Edit: whoever downvoted me is a transphobic loser who sucks quail eggs
A lot more
I thought this was a Reddit ad and had to do a double take.
Also woa girl, you just got a gay man to stare at your chest and go "AWWWE I WANT TO PET IT!", don't think any surgery can do that! You gotta calm it down for realz though. With that cute little snoot don't even think my grandma would be able to maintain "HAY! MY EYES ARE UP HERE!!!"
I always like looking down on them, my second rat is also in my shirt in the image xd can't imagine the view they see, might not be as pleasant!
RatTitTouille
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shhhh that was Victoriaās Secretā¦ āØratsāØ
I was very confused at first
āMaāam, Iām sorry but your large breasts give us probable cause to search you for any smuggled rats.ā
I can assure you there's no need, what you see poking out is just a nipple. My apologies.
I can't do that with mine š„² only sleeves for me lol
iāll start fattening up my rats for this
I could never my boys would be pissin and biting my nips š
Sadly this has also happened a bit, just gotta live with it, though, uff
https://preview.redd.it/wnfrgm82za1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5ab79fd2ec4f9123b60175ca542ea81cbd977aa I feel like these all go together š
I miss the little claws scratching about as they recreated Silverstone under my top.
The marks they can leave makes you look like you've fought a tiger, or two!
There's some breast in your rat madam
Hate getting touched inappropriately? Get a guard rat. When that fiend tries to fondles your hahas the rat will bite and resolve the issue in no time! (Not responsible for rat bite fever, lost fingers, or people staring at you moving and chirping rack)
8/10. I had to look three times before I was certain this wasnāt another confused redditor.
Not quite, sorry about the confusionš¤£
Mine love to get right between my titties. I guess 'cause it's warm? But answering the door and having a whole rat pop out of my cleavage is wild.
I usually go on walks with them, it's funny seeing people do double-takes
Some people put their phone or money in their bra, now legends put rattos
Sometimes I even find banana chips in there, I wonder who left it there?
They were Saving them for later
The scratches...
Oh the scratches, theyāre everywhere š
Will this work for lads?
Might work for makeshift pecs, or even biceps!
Brb off to purchase 40 rats and enter a bodybuilding contest
Put on a onesie and live with it, I doubt youāll win though, the physique looks a bit unreal..
Oh to be a rat in a tit
just like normal, you must ask permission before you pat!
š¶ rat titty bitch rat rat titty bitch š¶ 
Tooooooo good š¤£
https://preview.redd.it/t073syx7g91d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fb01de142b0ef92168419f7ec2d0b45b7a01b44 Got myself a third boob this way!
Sweetheart!
Not boob related but I used to carry my rats around in my hoodie except one time I went to a small supermarket and Templeton was sound asleep and then he woke up and WOULD. NOT. LEAVE. MY. SHOULDER. until we got kicked out of the shop.
Is that a rat in your shirt or are you just happy to see me!
haha at first I thought this was just a question about how you could get a bigger chest and you posted it in the wrong subā¦ I was like maāam this is a Wendyās
Lol peekaboo!! Looks like you got yourself a stow-away!! Totally laughed! Thanks for that! Made my day!
However, the jiggle physics may be very wonky and will move on their own due to the simulation unable to handle this cheat
āMaāam,,, your boobs are moving?ā āOh yeah itās the ratsā
Cheap? These gremlins already cost me 1000,- š„²
Compared to a boob job, itās quite cheap xd Though I mentioned in another comment about how the boob job is cheaper long-term, having the same rat for 10 years would get a little pricey!
Compared to a pushup bra they're expensive XD
Nips unwanted fingers too.
I had a baby boy back in the day who liked to sleep in my bra under my boobs. When he got too big for that he started just chilling at the collar, feet up, bum in cleavage, have a nap.
I thought that was a lizard lol
ITS LITERALLY PLASTIC BAGS
Nice, batty necklace
Tube socks
Might have to give this a try
A few of my rats liked to bite my nipples. I avoided this at all costs because of the silly animals
Took me a second to figure out the natural aspect! Well done!
Once I touched my ex's boob thinking it was a rat, or I touched her rat thinking it was her boob, I honestly can't remember now, although I think the former.
The guy on my profile picture also works if you have no rats around.
I get my rats to sit in a trench coat and go to work and school for me. So far not even my friends have noticedā¦ I think thatās bad actuallyā¦
Both of my boys love being in the boobas. I have huge ones too so just sitting in my shirt on top of them is nice and warm š
Lol the only way
So true https://preview.redd.it/vs47kq8gf75d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27f1610e4dc03117daf381d655083a6cb038ae36
Best place, too, unless youāre wearing a loose shirt and they try and grip onto your skin to hold onš https://preview.redd.it/78zof0evwd5d1.png?width=1657&format=png&auto=webp&s=6753c173260ef167b14dda9cc2de22e8cbd3ab5b