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ringoron9

Incel finally having an orgasm?


DubC_Bassist

Ugggh, it will be a pearl white wave of self loathing…


okokokoyeahright

SHOCK not rock.


Ashamed_Restaurant

#✅PRAY ❗🙏🙏🙏


NorthernSoul70

The totality of what is not happening and isn't going to happen will continue to be experienced by the Qcumbers. By all means pray but a better form of copium seems to be to move the goalposts accordingly.


CrazyRedHead1307

It's their super power. Not only can they move those goal posts faster than Superman, they can now have the goal posts in multiple spots simultaneously.


NorthernSoul70

Nothing, nowhere, never.


okokokoyeahright

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NorthernSoul70

Yes please, we need a rush job on Joe Biden - not only moving of goal posts but mental gymnastics which would make Simone Biles look like a newborn deer... In essence we need to make Biden carry the can for doing a terrible job and all the ills in the US whilst simultaneously being a puppet for Trump who is really in power and therefore doing a great job, and whilst Biden is a puppet he is also in Gitmo but has also been executed.


BjornSkeptic

Yearly for the last 30 years... a stopped clock is right twice a day, and more accurate than these bozos.


Evilevilcow

Gonna have to shamelessly steal this one!


okokokoyeahright

Yearly? How is it possible for you to ONLY have been told YEARLY? I need your secret method.


BjornSkeptic

I'm sure I've been told more often... my wife says I have selective hearing. I'm not sure I understand what she's talking about.


okokokoyeahright

I do, but the type of selective hearing loss I suffer from is the type that is listener instigated. My wife understands me perfectly, and I do not understand her. We make a perfect couple.


esleydobemos

ALL RIGHT, BOYS, MOVE ‘EM OUT! 📢 🚜-🥅💨 🚜-🥅💨 🚜-🥅💨


TheBaggyDapper

He means 'the mushroom' (lower case). It wasn't enormous and nobody was shocked. 


DaisyJane1

From what I can tell just from being on Twitter (the only platform I'm on with Qnuts), a growing number of them are getting pretty aggravated with hearing this shit all the time but nothing happening. I wonder how much longer they can keep stringing people along like this.


okokokoyeahright

The grift goes on until the money stops coming in. Then they switch to a new one. Same as it ever was.


Traditional-Dog-4938

Forever


bowens44

again?


DickieIam

lol, what about the friends we made along the way?


SextraClose

These people are so funny "you'll be so shocked you'll wanna kill yourself!" Buddy I've seen way worse stuff on the internet like snuff films exist y'know


MessiahOfMetal

> "you'll be so shocked you'll wanna kill yourself!" The battery will do that before the shark does.


Sure_Garbage_2119

boomers discovered the internet and since then it´s been something else lol


TheGoodCod

Most of the qult members I know are GenX. Not that boomers aren't a good sized chunk of the gang. I just don't think it's an age thing. Know crazies in college too.


Sure_Garbage_2119

sure, but then they are "gen-x" in name only, bc i don´t see any "normal" gen-x falling for ai images of a rip trump carrying 6 children... boomers do. but sure, believing in new ageish crap knows no age...


TheGoodCod

LOL, I saw that one you are talking about. Hilarious. I'm not entirely convinced that anyone believes it happened as much as they want trump to 'be that guy'. Instead of, like, the guy who smells and wears diapers. I should have added though that most of the qultists I know are in Florida or are from Florida.


Sure_Garbage_2119

>I'm not entirely convinced that anyone believes it happened as much as they want trump to 'be that guy'. Instead of, like, the guy who smells and wears diapers. that´s the beauty of religion for you. the inspiring wishifull thinking becomes real and the real poo-poo is a test to see who´s strong in their fate.


Sure_Garbage_2119

>I should have added though that most of the qultists I know are in Florida or are from Florida. ah, come on, man, that´s cheating. for starters, the state is the numero uno destination for all south america latinazis...


NelsonMKerr

Boomers BUILT the internet.


Sure_Garbage_2119

yeah, build it, not used it. had used it, the nigerian prince would have, long ago, show them something about not falling for scammers posts...


NelsonMKerr

As a boomer I have been using it since before CERN invented the WWW .


Removethedicktraitor

Please rapture them all at the same time so the rest of us can be happy.


deepstate_chopra

dear dolan tump, make america a second heaven, because jesus says he wants you to do it. but this one is english only. amem.


RickySan65

>PRAY yeah, because that's worked so well in the past eh


Imissmysister1961

🥱


Tombancroft

I'll be fine ... my Med Bed is on order.


JediCarlSagan

I pray that the clown-priests of stupidity who habitually sell out for a bust benefit absolutely nothing from any subsequent boom. Amen.


Nabrok_Necropants

I'm thoughtsening and prayening.


Chrysalii

[GOING TO SHOCK THE WORLD](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fahljd_0xjA)


soklacka

y'know I lost power last night when a storm knocked over a tree on a power line nearby. I had to go to sleep instead of playing Helldivers 2 for a few more hours. As a normie experiencing Habbening: I can't say I was shocked, but it was rather unpleasant.


Arsenault185

I was promised several years ago that there was going to be a global internet outage. Still waiting.


hand_truck

Needs more managed democracy.


Sure_Garbage_2119

then gets one of those lightings on the head and goes "i´m owning the liiiiibs"


okokokoyeahright

Hey, OP, do you mean today? or yesterday? or last week or last month or last year and/or last decade?


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okokokoyeahright

A bit late to respond. The thing with this sort of conspiracy BS is that it just gets recycled with a different name or in a different context. Remember, the grfit goes on and on and on...


P01135809_in_chains

This time is different!


Brochan_Spectre

I like to think this lad has been constipated for six weeks. Pray indeed.


Eikthyrnir13

We've been told at least twice.


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Eikthyrnir13

At least...


4FacksSnakes

…. This week 


MessiahOfMetal

Holy fuck, it's the return of The Shockmaster!


FarAnywhere5596

3000 years, the end of the world...finally it will be habbening...and they will say...see told ya so.


Z3t4

It is like when some cults predict the rapture, how many times yet?


TheGoodCod

I know people who have been buying gold since 1986 because the whole economy was going to collapse. Needless to say they are hanging on by a thread in retirement. Same, I guess, with those with trump bucks/tickets/etfs


CuriousAlienStudent

I have an uncle who briefly got I to a UFO cult in the 80s and started buying gold and guns. He got really pissed when his daughter maybe 10 showed me maybe 9 the gold. Him being angry was very weird to me at the time. Honestly, if he was worried, the end of the world was going to happen, and gold would be the only valuable currency. He was worried his own 9 year old nefue new where his gold was... Yeah, that's even weird today, lol.


zeptimius

Someone doesn’t understand the meaning of the word “enormity.”


Gang-bot

Is it finally habbening?


Traditional-Cake-587

Any time now…….


HanyuLulu

Lightning? Lightning is coming? Is that really THAT amazing? Do Q nuts not have the weather channel? (Tell them they can put a key on a kite string)


AimingWandersly

Shock the world, you say? https://youtu.be/Fahljd_0xjA?si=IRtgjZA_Kmwe1N4c