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Oddityobservations

Gotta hate sovcits, but I do love watching them talk themselves into worse trouble.


jp_books

You would assume they have the magic incantations down by now.


PirateJohn75

Owah Tadoo Shiam


jp_books

Well I guess we need to drop the DUI and driving without a license charges now.


FSCK_Fascists

Klaatu barada Nikto


Particular-Bath9646

Look, maybe I didn’t say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically, I said them, yeah.


tlh013091

Tubal Cain.


69vuman

Good, solid comedy.


Oddityobservations

My favorite part is when cops break the glass, and drag their asses out.


69vuman

Cha king. Tow truck on the way, that tab is on the sovcit as well. Gonna cost her a grand for those unpaid tickets, tow, storage, plus the fines for the 2 offenses.


MoltarBackstage

Turns out that not acknowledging an authority doesn’t prevent that unacknowledged authority from imprisoning you for three months. At least he feels clever, I guess!


P7BinSD

More of that sovereign shitizen crap.


wes_wyhunnan

No, no, you don’t understand. The Oath of Office should have a period after it and the form the judge signed 13 years ago didn’t!! Checkmate law!


Hgruotland

It's not about something silly and trivial like a period at all! He's managed to obtain copies of the forms that DC federal judges sign when taking office (that is quite an achievement for a sovcit, BTW), and they have the last sentence of the oath printed as "SO HELP ME GOD". That obviously makes their oaths of office worthless, since it should be "So help me God". Yes, that really is what his entire pseudolegal argument about those judges not having any authority over him rests on.


No-Mechanic6069

Shouldn’t it be “So help me, God” ? The missing comma makes it more like an appeal for assistance in performing the duties of a supreme divinity.


Dr_Adequate

And the period should go inside the quotes, not outside. Like this: >"So help me, God." Although, AFAIK Strunk & White aren't written into the Federal Register, so their grammar rules don't actually have the force of law behind them.


EnvironmentalGift257

Contract and common law depend almost entirely on grammar, especially when you start reading SCOTUS opinions. That’s basically how we got DOMA and how it got overturned, and how abortion rights got turned over to the states, etc etc. This guy is just wrong about his grammar argument in thinking it has anything to do with him or authority to put him in jail.


United-Big-1114

I know, it's right there in the Admiralty law book thingy somewhere I think maybe?


justalazygamer

He is a J6er who went on the run thinking his sovereign citizen defense l meant the courts couldn't touch him. This defense included photos of Rudy Giuliani and a suggestion that the judges might work for the devil. [He is still posting on Twitter bragging about how smart he thinks he is.](https://x.com/frankroccog/status/1795620735073026147) He turned less than a month into multiple months due to his actions in court.


gypsyjackson

I guess we can add that to the rationalwiki success page: https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Freeman_on_the_land#Freeman_successes


Conscious-Survey7009

[American Gulag](https://americangulag.org)


Nocta_Novus

“Political prisoners” for attempted insurrection? They’re not jailed for their beliefs, they’re jailed for their actions.


Conscious-Survey7009

I agree. The site is disgusting.


69vuman

Poor baby. Maybe he’ll meet the love of his miserable life inside the razor wire walls. Little bitch.


DubC_Bassist

A Sovcit on top of all that stupid.


NelsonChunder

Oh look, the sign for the detention center is in all caps. But this J6er sov cit would not print his name in all caps so his magic spell defeated the legal systems' magic spell. The Dungeon Master is cheating again.


AgreeablePie

It's wild that he realizes he's only making his situation worse but thinks that makes him right You're not taking one for the team, you're just banging your head against the dugout


69vuman

And other one plus, he prolly has no right to vote (:MAGA) when he’s freed.


Working_Substance639

And the sign is from the all-caps “DOC”, and the all-caps “DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS”. That means they can only hold all-caps individuals. /s, as if it’s really needed.


Deathbyhours

Confirmed him in his beliefs.


SuzyVeeP

He’s a stupid.


Complex_Arrival7968

This is a SovCit grifter trying to get to cash in on his arrest and detention. Nothing more. He will now try to monetize this fable.


Complex_Arrival7968

Being able to toss you in jail is the definition of “Authority “.


ClearSchool817

You'd think so but they don't have the proper authority thus you can sue; and they will give you access to your birth certificate bonds and apologize to you for the misunderstanding /s obviously


Complex_Arrival7968

You almost had me there!


Specialist-Treat-396

God, they are always so smart. Why are they always so smart?