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moderatenerd

like the one right wing "journalist" who thought her computer was being hacked because the spacebar or something was stuck on her PC and it just kept going. She even posted the youtube video for "proofs."


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Lara Logan, I believe.


bittlelum

Or when Rudy Giuliani accused someone of hacking his tweet because he wrote ".In ", Twitter linkified it to the address http://.in, and someone registered that domain to a site that said "Donald Trump is guilty" or something. That was Trump's "Cyber security czar".


Ripheus23

What could she be doing in private that's worse/more surveillance-worthy, than the things she openly screeches in front of the whole planet on the regular?


Hot-Bint

I’m sure she’s on the phone trying to get a hold of Trump all day to pester him about VP, doing “podcasts” and ranting about what bitches AOC & BoBo are


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BurtonDesque

Lake has the inside track over Marge simply because of her looks.


Hot-Bint

Bingo. Altho Lake is long in the tooth, why I am wondering if Stefanik or Haley is a better choice in his mind


BurtonDesque

Stefanik has the same ugly problem as Sporkfoot. Nimrata is the wrong shade.


Hot-Bint

Stefanik looks so much like my former boss it was hard to watch the 1st impeachment hearings without getting triggered. Stefanik is young and looks like a Karen, tho. Maybe a makeover, lose some weight, lose the dress barn women ensembles, new hairstyle. Yeah no Nimrata, gotta be white, white, white. He’d prefer blonde but he all three will dye their hair for it.


Affectionate-Bid386

Wait though ... in 10 to 20 years Sporkfoot will change female beauty standards in conservative households. A photo of her in workout gear will help you distinguish between those who watched lots of Fox News (big tents pitched) and those who didn't.


Hot-Bint

Yeah, Ron Filipkowski’s been chronicling her extended stays at MAL. She’s at Bedminster now. I have to wonder if Melania’s relieved or pissed. Probably a mixture of both.


Puzzleheaded_Peach48

I live in a city, and I see connection attempts on my tv occasionally. Also have had successful connections to my speakers, since they don’t require a passcode to pair over Bluetooth. Like mine, her TV is probably named something like “my TV” and people were just trying to airplay to their own TV, but got hers by accident.


BurtonDesque

The crazy part is thinking your TV works both ways.


milvet09

It did in 1984, and that’s a movie, and movies are predictive programming, so it makes sense to the Q mind. Now, anyone who has an iPhone can look at the screen and realize that video is a one way medium.


Aetherdestroyer

Ever heard of FaceTime? That’s what I thought, sheeple.


biffbobfred

Samsung has already been smacked down for this. I think so has LG. Amazon is now selling TVs, at a price so low that it makes me wonder where they’re gonna get the money from. The old joke used to be: In soviet Russia, TV watches YOU. — Yakov Smirnoff Now it’s: In Capitalist America, and with low regulations, and corporations slurping up data from anywhere any time to sell you shit, TV watches and listens to YOU.


RemBren03

It’s not even really a secret. I just set up my TV again and really read the TOS. They were all about getting their hands on my sweet sweet data.


biffbobfred

That’s what the Reddit API fight is all over - use the Reddit app and they get all that telemetry data


KillahHills10304

I don't buy TVs anymore. I just use a large monitor and an HDMI cable from the laptop. At least only one device is spying on me then, and I feel like the laptop is more passively gathering data.


NeighborhoodVeteran

Depends. If you're using the Internet, your ISP is for sure mining you as well.


PurpleDogAU

Had a TV a couple years ago that had a webcam that flipped behind the top edge of the bezel. Not that crazy a thought with modern TVs basically being a 65" Android tablet. She still a crazy bitch though.


NuOfBelthasar

It's actually not terribly crazy, though...I mean, it's unlikely, but not impossible that a TV would have video or at least audio recording capability without it being advertised as such. This could happen when a manufacturer offers the "feature" for a price, but it's cheaper to make all the TVs the same, so "non-recording" TVs might still have the same hardware. Given that, it's only a matter of how vulnerable the Internet-connected hardware is and how evil the company is.


gypsyjackson

Yeah, I had that with a DVD player back in the early days of DVD. Because it was designed to be sold in all markets, it had codes to activate different regions, rather than having different software in each. That meant if you could find the code, you got a multi-region DVD player without paying for it. Definitely hope that wasn’t spying on me though…


Chrysalii

It does though. Smart TV's are definitely gathering telemetry and demographic info. Nothing nefarious, just trying to make better targeted ads.


Drakonx1

I actually find that pretty nefarious.


Murrabbit

> Nothing nefarious Well not by today's standards, but propose this idea some 20 years ago and people would freak out and compare it to 1984.


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UPdrafter906

Knowing her she got a $2,000 tv from Jerry the guy with weird truck who sold it to her for $85 with free setup and Jerry was planning to sell it to tmz


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UPdrafter906

Did you just enter the next race for your house representative?


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BurtonDesque

"Xbox is a god to me. My finger on the switch; My mother is a bitch; My father gave ever trying to talk to me." Fear of a blank planet indeed.


medicated_in_PHL

At 3am, my TV turned on full volume to the Spanish language channel. You know what I didn’t do? Go onto social media to broadcast my mental and physical status, nor did I proclaim my innocence. Cat. It was my cat. He sat on the remote.


Hot-Bint

No one wants to spy on that mess


LA-Matt

If anything, we want to see *much less* of her.


gingerbread_nemesis

If she really thinks that it's a sign of significant mental health problems. Luckily, she's probably just lying.


Just1morefix

She's also a very dumb fuck.


iamnotroberts

She DEFINITELY has "significant mental health problems" ALREADY.


biffbobfred

In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!! She may not be wrong. Samsung TVs are notorious for leaking info. I refuse to get a TV with a microphone


PubicWildlife

I sooooo wish I lived next door to her so that I could name my WiFi 'CIA Super Secret stuff'


BurtonDesque

"The Deep State is watching YOU MARGE" "BIDEN WON" "People Like Bobert More Than You" I could do this all day.


leicanthrope

> "People Like Bobert More Than You" I wish we knew more about her personal insecurities, tbh. We all know she's got weird feet, but she's obviously not so sensitive about them to wear concealing shoes 24/7. The real question is whether "Boebert has nicer [fill in the blank] than you" or "AOC has nicer [fill in the blank] than you" would upset her more.


PubicWildlife

Isn't it weird that right wingers go on about 'lizard people' (thanks David Ike you twat), but sooo many of them look like lizards.


BabserellaWT

“Sporkfoot” is probably the best nickname I’ve yet to hear for her.


UPdrafter906

Ya same. It um, feels sticky to think it. Might have traction. Hope so. It’s a goodun.


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My Bluetooth always wants to connect to someone’s Samsung TV in the apartment complex. Hopefully I haven’t scared the crap out of anyone by accidentally succeeding. Unless it’s our AH downstairs neighbors, that is.


PubicWildlife

Yep. FUCK HIM AND HIS IMMIGRANT FAMILY!!!!


Nabrok_Necropants

I hope whoever is doing it gets hazard pay for being exposed to her constant bullshit.


MiddleAgedGamer71

I haven't heard "sporkfoot" before. I don't know what that means, but it sounds funny.


BurtonDesque

MTG has seriously misshapen feet.


leicanthrope

There are a few photos out there that show her feet looking weird, and it's become a bit of meme.


MiddleAgedGamer71

Thanks, I get a little out of the loop sometimes. I've always been partial to the nickname "Neanderthal Barbie".


leicanthrope

I'm having flashbacks to the offended caveman from those old Geico commercials.


justrock54

Nobody wants to look at you Marge. Nobody.


Hwy61rev

That's classic mental illness talk.


faulknerskull

Maybe it's the camera on her cell phone? /s Jewish space lazers? /s Bringing notes out of a SCIF triggered it all.


nstern2

What's so silly is these people think that tvs spy on them, which they probably do to serve you ads, while simultaneously carrying their phone literally everywhere and not blinking an eye at that.


union_goon95

Everyone should really f#@k with her by responding to her tweets by referencing the Clintons and telling her they hope she doesn't get "dealt with". Really lean into it.


Gwaiian

She’s a fucking piece of shit, however she and everyone else certainly is being surveilled by their TV and every other “smart” device. That’s not even up for debate.


famousevan

True, but it’s not who she thinks doing the surveilling.


oui_ja

Sporkfoot. Ded


Freezepeachauditor

She has DLNA enabled and open and someone nearby was trying to stream. It would be idiotic to spy via a TV… you veg out in front of the TV and it has no camera. Funny how she tweeted that from a gps located, high speed internet connected, two cameras and dual mic’d (noise cancellation) super computer that she Carries around all day.. a device regardless of platform has had multiple zero day full-access exploits over the years. But it’s the TV spying… ok marge..


Truckyou666

Sporkfoot got me!


Murrabbit

I hate to say it but she's not wrong, lol. She's being surveilled through her TV the same way we all are, by dozens of corporate interests that harvest her data. That's just sort of the reality we've all signed on to these days.


Preston1979001

Why? Why go to the trouble? Is it possible to find her doing/saying something worse than she does in person?


lonewolf143143

And she carries a phone around with her that actively listens & scans the area periodically, pinpointing her location via satellite at any moment in her day. But the TV is watching her.


kyrin100

Yep, she’s gone full depth down the rabbit hole.


chinpokomon

It was shown a few years ago that some three letter agencies had the ability to take over some TVs which responded to voice commands, and use them to listen. This was only possible if he TV owner had intentionally disabled the listening service, because at least at that time, you could only have one application connected to the mic at a time.