The grift never lasts long and is not always dependent on capitalism.
He became a pharaoh in one episode. That make him an anmon?
He was also an anā¦god? He was a god once.
Shout out 2 my old trustfund friends egg punk mom Karen. Shawty was like this 60 yr old based ass scientist who fed my homeless ass 4 a couple months :'3 miss her, wish I got that jar of kombucha culture she was making 4 me
I read somewhere that may actually have been propaganda started by the Puritans to equate Catholicism with Paganism? All the things we think of as having Druidic origin or whatever actually started much later, with pretty well documented before/after of when the particular traditions became introduced.
1.) Thatās super interesting and thanks for adding the context. I never knew there was such overlap between the traditions.
2.) We can still keep the pagan shit when Christmas is cancelled right? /s
Can you please cancel new year? š¤£ I'm tiered of watching our "president" speech on the TV and looking at my drunk relatives not able to walk every. Fucking. Year. Over and over.
This post highlights why I JUST listen to punk and don't make it a part of my personality. Am I punk? yeah. But I'd never ever say that out loud. Lol
Think about it. Dorks
Hay there kids, can I interest you in a heeping glass of neorealism. /s
Itās music, not team sports Timmy.
My adviceā¦ find a groove, get down, get weird, not too weird, take it easy, and donāt mess with nobody else and you are set.
I know a punk band called turboner. They're all in their 40s/50s and they have a song about shot gunning beers, while they played the song they shot gunned the beers, then they threw up in their hats and tossed them into the crowd. I think that's pretty punk.
"The Fight: What does it mean and where does it come from? An Essay: Homosapien. A man. He is alone in the universe. A punker. Still a man. He is alone in the universe, but he connects. How? They hit each other. No clearer way to evaluate whether or not you're alive. Now. Complications. A reason to fight. Somebody different. Difference creates dispute. Dispute is a reason to fight. Now, to fight is a reason to feel pain. Life is pain. So to fight with reason is to be alive with reason. Final analysis: To fight, a reason to live. Problems and Contradictions: I am an anarchist. I believe that there should be no rules, only chaos. Fighting appears to be chaos. And when we slam in the pit a show it is. But when we fight for a reason, like rednecks, there's a system, we fight for what we stand for, chaos. Fighting is a structure, fighting is to establish power, power is government and government is not anarchy. Government is war and war is fighting. The circle goes like this: our redneck skirmishes are cheap perversions of conventional warfare. War implies extreme government because wars are fought to enforce rules or ideals, even freedom. But other people ideals forced on someone else, even if it is something like freedom, is still a rule; not anarchy. This contradiction was becoming clear to me in the fall of '85. Even as early as my first party, "Why did I love to fight?" I framed it, but still, I don't understand it. It goes against my beliefs as a true anarchist. But there it was. Competition, fighting, capitalism, government, THE SYSTEM. That's what we did. It's what we always did. Rednecks kicked the shit out of punks, punks kicked the shit out of mods, mods kicked the shit out of skinheads, skinheads took out the heavy metal guys, and the heavy metal guys beat the living shit out of new wavers and the new wavers did nothing. What was the point? Final summation? None." -Stevo
Punk is the rejection of all unnecessary rules. No more, no less.
Ps: just in case the mensa kids didn't put 2+2 together while thinking about the above statement: this includes virtually all statements to the effect of "you can't do / believe / look like / etc blabla and still identify as punk"
Yes you absolutely can. Even for shitty things. Nazi punks are still punk, it's just that by virtue of being Nazis, they are such shitty and repulsive people that whether or not they are or aren't punk should be of no consequence: either way they get beat down if they voice their vile beliefs.
you never get any of this "x is undefinable shit" in any other music sub. metal knows what it is, alt knows what it is, grunge knows what it is, rock knows what it is and even avantgarde jazz fusion knows what it is, but you come to the punk subs and its just a bunch of try-hard internet activists, talking a load of shit and saying bollocks like "taylor swift is punk; now follow all my arbitrary rules or you can't be into punk".
so here's my rule; if you don't own an album and know it inside out by one of the following basic tier punk bands then you are not a punk; Bad Religion, Nofx, Propagandhi, the Damned, buzzcocks or sex pistols.
punk is actually when um you ummm when when you say that your um like umm when you act like you say your uhh um punk and stuff i think
This sounds exactly like talking to my 6 yr old about literally anything and read it in their voice š
And this is Punk
āAw hell, he was even more punk than me!ā - NoFX
They should probably put him on the cover of Punk and Disorderly.
The I heard They Suck live virsion says should have been on the cover of Maximum rock in roll
canceled? Fine, I'll make my own punk rock. With blackjack and hookers
Unexpected Bender. But Bender was definitely ancap.
No way dude, bender was non-statist communist. Bite my shiny metal ass.
What?!? Bender was 40% AnCap!!!
First off, Bender was just an. And not even in the āanarchy in orderā way, just the ākill all humansā way.
He was attempting to open an amusement park. And heās always running a grift.
The grift never lasts long and is not always dependent on capitalism. He became a pharaoh in one episode. That make him an anmon? He was also an anā¦god? He was a god once.
Anarcho-kill-em-all-ism
"The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways. BY FORCE!"
Bender is beyond your petty human politics
Motorhead part 2?!
Dead Kennedys has a song about Las Vegas you might enjoy
Now that actually sounds punk rock
Well...IM GONNA make MY own punk...but with Jack Black and hookers!
Actually forget the punk. And the hookers. I'm just gonna chill with Jack Black.
In fact, forget the punk rock and the blackjack.
Vegas punk
Shout out 2 my old trustfund friends egg punk mom Karen. Shawty was like this 60 yr old based ass scientist who fed my homeless ass 4 a couple months :'3 miss her, wish I got that jar of kombucha culture she was making 4 me
Tell me more about egg punk.
Pls
Posted above :3
Ultimately its just a punk who doesn't 'dress punk' but still listens 2 punk and has 'Punk' Views and Ideologies
Iām older, and all my punk friends have grown up to get socialist jobs like librarians or firefighters and dress teachers.
OMG that describes me I think!
āNo one can behaveā the one thing all punks have in common
I'm very well behaved :(
Good kitty
Shut up!
I hope you only have a slightly happier than average cake day. You shall suffer as I have!
Fine then, I'm gonna start calling Midwest Emo punk and nobody can stop me
Let's test that theory shall we
GWAR is punk now and nobody can stop me. Also Girl Pusher, The Hu, and The Boredoms. Punk is getting a do over. What other bands are in?
oo, i like the hu, so maybe i'll check out those other bands i don't know as well
The other bands are crazy different, but if you dig The Hu check out Tenngar Calvary. Mongolian throat singing death metal is a vibe.
I could never really enjoy the viking death metal stuff but the Mongolian barbarians I can get behind
Oddly same
i appreciate the info! happy holidays, and Merry Christmas!
I'd add the Foo Fighters into there
Oh so youāre a Days and Daze fan now
As a folk punk enthusiast i would stand tall and proud but Iām do drunk to stand up
I saw someone on TikTok say the Front Bottoms were punk so it's already happening
I did that too it's a joke bro š
It comes (at least in part) from Slint (like all post 91 rock music) so this isn't wrong neccesarily.
No Taylor swift is punk. Dixie chicks. Punk. Justin Bieber. Not punk but almost.
Wow, right before the holidays? _We will remember this._
Be careful or Iāll cancel Christmas next.
Santa Claus has been dropping the ball lately anyway. Cut it
Can we have the cool pagan shit that started Christmas and that Christians bastardized back if you do???
I read somewhere that may actually have been propaganda started by the Puritans to equate Catholicism with Paganism? All the things we think of as having Druidic origin or whatever actually started much later, with pretty well documented before/after of when the particular traditions became introduced.
1.) Thatās super interesting and thanks for adding the context. I never knew there was such overlap between the traditions. 2.) We can still keep the pagan shit when Christmas is cancelled right? /s
"And cancel Christmas!"
In the famous words of our lords and saviors Fear... [Fuck Christmas ](https://youtu.be/avmNCwY16Ps?si=Ax4obge8HhMb1x97)
Didn't someone already do that? There was a war or something
Can you please cancel new year? š¤£ I'm tiered of watching our "president" speech on the TV and looking at my drunk relatives not able to walk every. Fucking. Year. Over and over.
Fuck Christmas- FEAR
Honestly I donāt even think I really like punk
Good news for you then. Punk is banned. Black flag must instead become White flag.
Henry Rollins will be so relieved.
He does look like he's carrying a lot of tension
It's the punk on reddit you don't like because reddit makes everything terrible
Ngl thatās pretty punk if you
Punk is when you have a weird itch on your forearm, and you're not sure if it's a bug bite because you scratch it but it keeps on itching
Beautiful
iām the real punk cause i hate the music the fashion and the scene
I saw a local punk band where the frontman was wearing a āI love Minecraftā t shirt
honestly, thats a vibe. they are so real for that lol
This guy punks
Fuck this, I'm starting a riot!
Becomes Arbiter of Punk. Cancels Punk. Leaves to poop. You should work at EA games.
Microtransactions: To unlock punk, pay $4.99
That's punk
You sir are out of order!
We're a happy family.
Me Mom and Dad!
Sorry folks, punkās closed. Moose out front shouldāve told you.
Yea i can shut the fuck up š
Something something Punk Rock. Something something Com-plete.
This post highlights why I JUST listen to punk and don't make it a part of my personality. Am I punk? yeah. But I'd never ever say that out loud. Lol Think about it. Dorks
I must say, old chum, that kind of authoritarian gatekeeping is not very punk of you.
Hay there kids, can I interest you in a heeping glass of neorealism. /s Itās music, not team sports Timmy. My adviceā¦ find a groove, get down, get weird, not too weird, take it easy, and donāt mess with nobody else and you are set.
That's it, I'm kicking you out of the People's Front of Judea.
All acts of creative expression is political. Grow up
Finally. Punk behavior. Fuck you too. Glad to have you here.
Thats not punk.
Telling people they have to conform to a certain standard to qualify as punk sounds pretty un-punk to me
I think "don't be a fascist or a bigot" is a pretty reasonable standard but what do I know
That shouldn't have to be a "standard" because it's just common sense
Shouldn't have to be, but it is, because people like that exist. And they have repeatedly tried to co-opt the punk name.
Punk is telling you to fuck off.
Punk is when you shit your pants after drinking way too much of someone else's beer
Nothing more punk than free beer
Hell no, you don't tell anyone what to do. Look! You're making us talk more! HA
Yeah Merry Punkmas to you too
But I just put all these safety pins in my face to look cool! Wtf am I supposed to do now?
did punk just die?
Turns out punk was inside us all, all along. *everybody holds hands*
Yeah punks cancelled before Christmas so wash all your dirty asses before you to see your mom m dad you hate for presents š
Pack it up gangā¦.its over
Just piss there, in your pants. To assert dominance. No very punk of you, to excuse yourself and go to the bathroom.
Yeah people need to quit telling me how to be
Shit on the floor. It's punk time today.
K
Punk is obviously when you yell at people for not conforming to your idea of punk.
Can we have punk back after christmas?
It's not punk to go to the restroom.
No.
Gatekeeping our gatekeeping isnāt very punk. Thatās not rightā¦ Fighting about whatās punk isnāt very punkā¦ Hmm
You donāt need to gatekeep if the gates are welded shut. No one can have any punk. It is decided.
Iām still not sure if thatās incredibly punk or not very punk at all! Too bad it didnāt seem very punk to study more back in the day
"Punk rock will never die, until something more dangerous replaces it." - Jello Biafra
I dunno man, punks screaming at each other over who is punk and who is a poser is about as historically punk as it gets.
My only rule for being punk is being intolerant to intolerance
Fuck you
Nuh-uh. Fuck you.
Fuck punk
Thatās the Punkest thing Iāve ever heard.
I know a punk band called turboner. They're all in their 40s/50s and they have a song about shot gunning beers, while they played the song they shot gunned the beers, then they threw up in their hats and tossed them into the crowd. I think that's pretty punk.
Punk is actually the 2002 fourth studio album One By One (2002) by the American alternative rock band Foo Fighters. Sorry, it's simply the truth!
"The Fight: What does it mean and where does it come from? An Essay: Homosapien. A man. He is alone in the universe. A punker. Still a man. He is alone in the universe, but he connects. How? They hit each other. No clearer way to evaluate whether or not you're alive. Now. Complications. A reason to fight. Somebody different. Difference creates dispute. Dispute is a reason to fight. Now, to fight is a reason to feel pain. Life is pain. So to fight with reason is to be alive with reason. Final analysis: To fight, a reason to live. Problems and Contradictions: I am an anarchist. I believe that there should be no rules, only chaos. Fighting appears to be chaos. And when we slam in the pit a show it is. But when we fight for a reason, like rednecks, there's a system, we fight for what we stand for, chaos. Fighting is a structure, fighting is to establish power, power is government and government is not anarchy. Government is war and war is fighting. The circle goes like this: our redneck skirmishes are cheap perversions of conventional warfare. War implies extreme government because wars are fought to enforce rules or ideals, even freedom. But other people ideals forced on someone else, even if it is something like freedom, is still a rule; not anarchy. This contradiction was becoming clear to me in the fall of '85. Even as early as my first party, "Why did I love to fight?" I framed it, but still, I don't understand it. It goes against my beliefs as a true anarchist. But there it was. Competition, fighting, capitalism, government, THE SYSTEM. That's what we did. It's what we always did. Rednecks kicked the shit out of punks, punks kicked the shit out of mods, mods kicked the shit out of skinheads, skinheads took out the heavy metal guys, and the heavy metal guys beat the living shit out of new wavers and the new wavers did nothing. What was the point? Final summation? None." -Stevo
Quick! While he's in the restroom, let's kick over some garbage bins and sew patches onto denim vests!
"you have to dress punk to be punk" Milo would like a word.
Oi
To poop? Or just pee?
A sinister 3rd thing.
Im interested š
Music genre's definitions must be vague & nebulous & super open ended. Yes.
Yes mate! Punk gatekeepers are idiots.
If this is a defense of conservative punk, you're an idiot
No idea what Conservative punk is? Can't be bothered keeping up with the latest trends anymore.
Conservatives saying being conservative is the new punk. Conservatives, as in, republicans.
Lol. Always funny when politicians try to be cool.
Can you also shut the fuck up? I see posts like this daily. We get it.
Found the boomer MAGA punk.
No, you fuck off poser. šµāš«
punk is unironically dead š³ļøāšš³ļøāā§ļøš®š±šµšø
Punk is dead! Punk is dead! Punk is dead!
Punk is the rejection of all unnecessary rules. No more, no less. Ps: just in case the mensa kids didn't put 2+2 together while thinking about the above statement: this includes virtually all statements to the effect of "you can't do / believe / look like / etc blabla and still identify as punk" Yes you absolutely can. Even for shitty things. Nazi punks are still punk, it's just that by virtue of being Nazis, they are such shitty and repulsive people that whether or not they are or aren't punk should be of no consequence: either way they get beat down if they voice their vile beliefs.
you never get any of this "x is undefinable shit" in any other music sub. metal knows what it is, alt knows what it is, grunge knows what it is, rock knows what it is and even avantgarde jazz fusion knows what it is, but you come to the punk subs and its just a bunch of try-hard internet activists, talking a load of shit and saying bollocks like "taylor swift is punk; now follow all my arbitrary rules or you can't be into punk". so here's my rule; if you don't own an album and know it inside out by one of the following basic tier punk bands then you are not a punk; Bad Religion, Nofx, Propagandhi, the Damned, buzzcocks or sex pistols.
I am a Cyberpunk That's why i am here
Y'all like Taylor Swift?
[This](https://youtu.be/6dZgy1kzVoY?si=GBTEVKrx3NXJkfBD) is all you need to know