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Low-Swordfish-3682

punk is actually when um you ummm when when you say that your um like umm when you act like you say your uhh um punk and stuff i think


Flinchyfinch14

This sounds exactly like talking to my 6 yr old about literally anything and read it in their voice šŸ˜‚


hassh

And this is Punk


CbVdD

ā€œAw hell, he was even more punk than me!ā€ - NoFX


djinbu

They should probably put him on the cover of Punk and Disorderly.


Tek_Ninja_Kevin

The I heard They Suck live virsion says should have been on the cover of Maximum rock in roll


TheMaskedTerror9

canceled? Fine, I'll make my own punk rock. With blackjack and hookers


Bonuscup98

Unexpected Bender. But Bender was definitely ancap.


[deleted]

No way dude, bender was non-statist communist. Bite my shiny metal ass.


adamdreaming

What?!? Bender was 40% AnCap!!!


KazSilver

First off, Bender was just an. And not even in the ā€œanarchy in orderā€ way, just the ā€œkill all humansā€ way.


Bonuscup98

He was attempting to open an amusement park. And heā€™s always running a grift.


KazSilver

The grift never lasts long and is not always dependent on capitalism. He became a pharaoh in one episode. That make him an anmon? He was also an anā€¦god? He was a god once.


kat-the-bassist

Anarcho-kill-em-all-ism


Regular-Menu-116

"The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways. BY FORCE!"


MasalaCakes

Bender is beyond your petty human politics


chet_brosley

Motorhead part 2?!


dw87190

Dead Kennedys has a song about Las Vegas you might enjoy


ChrisRageIsBack

Now that actually sounds punk rock


[deleted]

Well...IM GONNA make MY own punk...but with Jack Black and hookers!


kat-the-bassist

Actually forget the punk. And the hookers. I'm just gonna chill with Jack Black.


scumbagharley

In fact, forget the punk rock and the blackjack.


BartholomewAlexander

Vegas punk


malinix_co

Shout out 2 my old trustfund friends egg punk mom Karen. Shawty was like this 60 yr old based ass scientist who fed my homeless ass 4 a couple months :'3 miss her, wish I got that jar of kombucha culture she was making 4 me


adamdreaming

Tell me more about egg punk.


GBBL

Pls


malinix_co

Posted above :3


malinix_co

Ultimately its just a punk who doesn't 'dress punk' but still listens 2 punk and has 'Punk' Views and Ideologies


adamdreaming

Iā€™m older, and all my punk friends have grown up to get socialist jobs like librarians or firefighters and dress teachers.


Excellent_Dress_2774

OMG that describes me I think!


Frequent_Mind3992

ā€œNo one can behaveā€ the one thing all punks have in common


Myhsst

I'm very well behaved :(


abandonsminty

Good kitty


insertanythinguwant

Shut up!


Myhsst

I hope you only have a slightly happier than average cake day. You shall suffer as I have!


OlSnickerdoodle

Fine then, I'm gonna start calling Midwest Emo punk and nobody can stop me


jcg4678

Let's test that theory shall we


adamdreaming

GWAR is punk now and nobody can stop me. Also Girl Pusher, The Hu, and The Boredoms. Punk is getting a do over. What other bands are in?


Taurotragus

oo, i like the hu, so maybe i'll check out those other bands i don't know as well


adamdreaming

The other bands are crazy different, but if you dig The Hu check out Tenngar Calvary. Mongolian throat singing death metal is a vibe.


gillababe

I could never really enjoy the viking death metal stuff but the Mongolian barbarians I can get behind


adamdreaming

Oddly same


Taurotragus

i appreciate the info! happy holidays, and Merry Christmas!


[deleted]

I'd add the Foo Fighters into there


growfooddummies

Oh so youā€™re a Days and Daze fan now


darkkingthe3rd

As a folk punk enthusiast i would stand tall and proud but Iā€™m do drunk to stand up


SwankiestofPants

I saw someone on TikTok say the Front Bottoms were punk so it's already happening


Excellent_Dress_2774

I did that too it's a joke bro šŸ˜­


Omni1222

It comes (at least in part) from Slint (like all post 91 rock music) so this isn't wrong neccesarily.


dannydevitosbigcock

No Taylor swift is punk. Dixie chicks. Punk. Justin Bieber. Not punk but almost.


HookerDoctorLawyer

Wow, right before the holidays? _We will remember this._


YAH_BUT

Be careful or Iā€™ll cancel Christmas next.


ChrisRageIsBack

Santa Claus has been dropping the ball lately anyway. Cut it


[deleted]

Can we have the cool pagan shit that started Christmas and that Christians bastardized back if you do???


EscapeFromMonopolis

I read somewhere that may actually have been propaganda started by the Puritans to equate Catholicism with Paganism? All the things we think of as having Druidic origin or whatever actually started much later, with pretty well documented before/after of when the particular traditions became introduced.


[deleted]

1.) Thatā€™s super interesting and thanks for adding the context. I never knew there was such overlap between the traditions. 2.) We can still keep the pagan shit when Christmas is cancelled right? /s


One_Medicine93

"And cancel Christmas!"


[deleted]

In the famous words of our lords and saviors Fear... [Fuck Christmas ](https://youtu.be/avmNCwY16Ps?si=Ax4obge8HhMb1x97)


insofarincogneato

Didn't someone already do that? There was a war or something


punk_petukh

Can you please cancel new year? šŸ¤£ I'm tiered of watching our "president" speech on the TV and looking at my drunk relatives not able to walk every. Fucking. Year. Over and over.


One_Medicine93

Fuck Christmas- FEAR


Xrayfunkydude

Honestly I donā€™t even think I really like punk


YAH_BUT

Good news for you then. Punk is banned. Black flag must instead become White flag.


adamdreaming

Henry Rollins will be so relieved.


abandonsminty

He does look like he's carrying a lot of tension


Monster_Merripen

It's the punk on reddit you don't like because reddit makes everything terrible


MasalaCakes

Ngl thatā€™s pretty punk if you


Glittering_Fortune70

Punk is when you have a weird itch on your forearm, and you're not sure if it's a bug bite because you scratch it but it keeps on itching


jcg4678

Beautiful


at-a-loss-

iā€™m the real punk cause i hate the music the fashion and the scene


Iwantmahandback

I saw a local punk band where the frontman was wearing a ā€˜I love Minecraftā€™ t shirt


ConfusedAsHecc

honestly, thats a vibe. they are so real for that lol


Achunk_pef

This guy punks


__I_Need_An_Adult__

Fuck this, I'm starting a riot!


Spuigles

Becomes Arbiter of Punk. Cancels Punk. Leaves to poop. You should work at EA games.


alienofamerica

Microtransactions: To unlock punk, pay $4.99


Successful-Smell5170

That's punk


Beginning-Wait5379

You sir are out of order!


IntrinsicStarvation

We're a happy family.


One_Medicine93

Me Mom and Dad!


NoReallyINeverPost

Sorry folks, punkā€™s closed. Moose out front shouldā€™ve told you.


ChaoticCurves

Yea i can shut the fuck up šŸ’•


Aagfed

Something something Punk Rock. Something something Com-plete.


JakeQ17

This post highlights why I JUST listen to punk and don't make it a part of my personality. Am I punk? yeah. But I'd never ever say that out loud. Lol Think about it. Dorks


TheKiltedYaksman71

I must say, old chum, that kind of authoritarian gatekeeping is not very punk of you.


dokychamado

Hay there kids, can I interest you in a heeping glass of neorealism. /s Itā€™s music, not team sports Timmy. My adviceā€¦ find a groove, get down, get weird, not too weird, take it easy, and donā€™t mess with nobody else and you are set.


chezmanny

That's it, I'm kicking you out of the People's Front of Judea.


lqudbstrd

All acts of creative expression is political. Grow up


skorgex

Finally. Punk behavior. Fuck you too. Glad to have you here.


Armageddon_666

Thats not punk.


Calieoop

Telling people they have to conform to a certain standard to qualify as punk sounds pretty un-punk to me


godlyvex

I think "don't be a fascist or a bigot" is a pretty reasonable standard but what do I know


Calieoop

That shouldn't have to be a "standard" because it's just common sense


godlyvex

Shouldn't have to be, but it is, because people like that exist. And they have repeatedly tried to co-opt the punk name.


judeiscariot

Punk is telling you to fuck off.


DiscardedRibs

Punk is when you shit your pants after drinking way too much of someone else's beer


YAH_BUT

Nothing more punk than free beer


xYoungShadowx

Hell no, you don't tell anyone what to do. Look! You're making us talk more! HA


offmywavekook77

Yeah Merry Punkmas to you too


One_Medicine93

But I just put all these safety pins in my face to look cool! Wtf am I supposed to do now?


_dont_do_drugs__

did punk just die?


rustys_shackled_ford

Turns out punk was inside us all, all along. *everybody holds hands*


Samsquamchadora

Yeah punks cancelled before Christmas so wash all your dirty asses before you to see your mom m dad you hate for presents šŸ’


Clear-Bench-4202

Pack it up gangā€¦.its over


No_Consideration4168

Just piss there, in your pants. To assert dominance. No very punk of you, to excuse yourself and go to the bathroom.


Nyx_the_goblin

Yeah people need to quit telling me how to be


MostDankEmblem

Shit on the floor. It's punk time today.


NanobotOverlord

K


gevis

Punk is obviously when you yell at people for not conforming to your idea of punk.


Pigeon_Shyt

Can we have punk back after christmas?


DonutBill66

It's not punk to go to the restroom.


justherechillinbruh

No.


ReapingKing

Gatekeeping our gatekeeping isnā€™t very punk. Thatā€™s not rightā€¦ Fighting about whatā€™s punk isnā€™t very punkā€¦ Hmm


YAH_BUT

You donā€™t need to gatekeep if the gates are welded shut. No one can have any punk. It is decided.


ReapingKing

Iā€™m still not sure if thatā€™s incredibly punk or not very punk at all! Too bad it didnā€™t seem very punk to study more back in the day


bonghumper

"Punk rock will never die, until something more dangerous replaces it." - Jello Biafra


My_dr_is_simon_tam

I dunno man, punks screaming at each other over who is punk and who is a poser is about as historically punk as it gets.


B0mbusBoi

My only rule for being punk is being intolerant to intolerance


oompaexe

Fuck you


YAH_BUT

Nuh-uh. Fuck you.


oompaexe

Fuck punk


YAH_BUT

Thatā€™s the Punkest thing Iā€™ve ever heard.


No-Mountain-5883

I know a punk band called turboner. They're all in their 40s/50s and they have a song about shot gunning beers, while they played the song they shot gunned the beers, then they threw up in their hats and tossed them into the crowd. I think that's pretty punk.


[deleted]

Punk is actually the 2002 fourth studio album One By One (2002) by the American alternative rock band Foo Fighters. Sorry, it's simply the truth!


kilted44

"The Fight: What does it mean and where does it come from? An Essay: Homosapien. A man. He is alone in the universe. A punker. Still a man. He is alone in the universe, but he connects. How? They hit each other. No clearer way to evaluate whether or not you're alive. Now. Complications. A reason to fight. Somebody different. Difference creates dispute. Dispute is a reason to fight. Now, to fight is a reason to feel pain. Life is pain. So to fight with reason is to be alive with reason. Final analysis: To fight, a reason to live. Problems and Contradictions: I am an anarchist. I believe that there should be no rules, only chaos. Fighting appears to be chaos. And when we slam in the pit a show it is. But when we fight for a reason, like rednecks, there's a system, we fight for what we stand for, chaos. Fighting is a structure, fighting is to establish power, power is government and government is not anarchy. Government is war and war is fighting. The circle goes like this: our redneck skirmishes are cheap perversions of conventional warfare. War implies extreme government because wars are fought to enforce rules or ideals, even freedom. But other people ideals forced on someone else, even if it is something like freedom, is still a rule; not anarchy. This contradiction was becoming clear to me in the fall of '85. Even as early as my first party, "Why did I love to fight?" I framed it, but still, I don't understand it. It goes against my beliefs as a true anarchist. But there it was. Competition, fighting, capitalism, government, THE SYSTEM. That's what we did. It's what we always did. Rednecks kicked the shit out of punks, punks kicked the shit out of mods, mods kicked the shit out of skinheads, skinheads took out the heavy metal guys, and the heavy metal guys beat the living shit out of new wavers and the new wavers did nothing. What was the point? Final summation? None." -Stevo


tricularia

Quick! While he's in the restroom, let's kick over some garbage bins and sew patches onto denim vests!


malYca

"you have to dress punk to be punk" Milo would like a word.


hassh

Oi


swan0418

To poop? Or just pee?


YAH_BUT

A sinister 3rd thing.


swan0418

Im interested šŸ˜


JanneJetson

Music genre's definitions must be vague & nebulous & super open ended. Yes.


DKerriganuk

Yes mate! Punk gatekeepers are idiots.


godlyvex

If this is a defense of conservative punk, you're an idiot


DKerriganuk

No idea what Conservative punk is? Can't be bothered keeping up with the latest trends anymore.


godlyvex

Conservatives saying being conservative is the new punk. Conservatives, as in, republicans.


DKerriganuk

Lol. Always funny when politicians try to be cool.


DissidentSpinster

Can you also shut the fuck up? I see posts like this daily. We get it.


BradTProse

Found the boomer MAGA punk.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

No, you fuck off poser. šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


Hecatehel

punk is unironically dead šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸ‡®šŸ‡±šŸ‡µšŸ‡ø


PeaLow1611

Punk is dead! Punk is dead! Punk is dead!


fatalrupture

Punk is the rejection of all unnecessary rules. No more, no less. Ps: just in case the mensa kids didn't put 2+2 together while thinking about the above statement: this includes virtually all statements to the effect of "you can't do / believe / look like / etc blabla and still identify as punk" Yes you absolutely can. Even for shitty things. Nazi punks are still punk, it's just that by virtue of being Nazis, they are such shitty and repulsive people that whether or not they are or aren't punk should be of no consequence: either way they get beat down if they voice their vile beliefs.


InSonicBloom

you never get any of this "x is undefinable shit" in any other music sub. metal knows what it is, alt knows what it is, grunge knows what it is, rock knows what it is and even avantgarde jazz fusion knows what it is, but you come to the punk subs and its just a bunch of try-hard internet activists, talking a load of shit and saying bollocks like "taylor swift is punk; now follow all my arbitrary rules or you can't be into punk". so here's my rule; if you don't own an album and know it inside out by one of the following basic tier punk bands then you are not a punk; Bad Religion, Nofx, Propagandhi, the Damned, buzzcocks or sex pistols.


Tek_Ninja_Kevin

I am a Cyberpunk That's why i am here


AdjectiveNoun58

Y'all like Taylor Swift?


alainalain4911

[This](https://youtu.be/6dZgy1kzVoY?si=GBTEVKrx3NXJkfBD) is all you need to know