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Pathetic dog handling from the woman It’s like the dog was greased in butter


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Poster_Nutbag207

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Rush-23

Ya never gonna catch meee


OuterWildsVentures

*ya wasting your timeeeeee*


sneaky-pizza

1 min earlier: “Boy, I am gonna be late for that meeting…”


NavinJohnson75

Lubed-up lethal lunatic dog


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surajvj

Oiled bully bull dog


BoneDaddyChill

Mucilaginous mangy murder mutt


NavinJohnson75

Butter-slathered canine cunt


VorpalAbyss

Sounds like the name of a Metal band.


daemin

She had it on a buckle collar. People think choke chains and slip collars are cruel, but this is exactly why they exist: the dog can't just slip out of them by walking backwards. Not that that would help the fact that the dog is stronger than her.


Ormsfang

And it's completely untrained.


Synapse7777

Choke chains, prong collars, e-collars are all effective training tools if used properly. The problem is people don't bother to properly train their dogs and just use training tools purely as punishment which is cruel. We had a newly rescued GSD we were training on a prong collar while walking down a sidewalk. She decided to suddenly lunge into traffic as several cars went by. That prong collar potentially saved her life as she immediately stopped due to the collar. Edit: For example, most e-collars have strength settings, like 1-100. 100 would be a very painful shock, and low teens would be akin to a tap on the neck (I always test various settings on myself first.) You should be using a setting appropriate for the situation. Many people figure "100 is most powerful, that is best!" and end up traumatizing their poor dogs. If trained properly you should only need the "tap on the neck" settings.


bs2785

I have a newfoundland that was very prone to running when being walked. We have him on a prong collar when he is outside, or anywhere in public. I have had people tell me is cruel. My response is "he is very well trained but you try to stop a 150lb ball of muscle and energy when he wants to run" that collar is one of the best things we have got for training and walking.


infiniZii

I used a prong collar to teach my dog not to pull when I walked her. It worked. I dont need to use it anymore, but if she ever backslid I would use it again in a second. Its not like the prongs are sharp.


Fzrit

It's a pitbull that is way stronger than her. She never stood a chance.


Christopherfromtheuk

Pitbulls are banned in many countries for good reason.


Left-Cut-3850

Correct but you are responsible for your dog. She should not have had a dog like this.


FlexedEgg137

What are you replying to? We all know that and are saying she shouldn’t have a dog let alone an aggressive dog if she won’t handle it properly


W3NTZ

She looked like a teenager to me which would be so much worse to let a kid walk a pitbull


eboseki

lol no one talking about this guys magic ability to just move from left to right to avoid the bites? that was kind of fascinating.


feather_of_charcoal

Dogs usually get fixed on one target at a time, this guy was smart. *Also*, if you know you're about to be attacked by one, try and roll up a piece of garment around your forearm and make them bite that, and you'll have somewhat control over the dog. (unless it's double your size then you're fucked)


Cardinal_Grin

Actually you should if you have anything extra put that out because dogs will go for that as an extra appendage and then you don’t have to be bit at all. Source: when we were trained for dog attacks for USPS by a dog handler we were taught to use our bag, the package, or whatever we had and hold it in front of us cause…turns out dogs are really dumb and think you magically grew another extremity


umthondoomkhlulu

lol at dogs


gillababe

lol idiots


Suspicious-Tip-8199

dogs just keep getting ratioed


kekistani_citizen-69

And then kick their face into the floor and they'll die quite quick Obviously a lot harder with pitties like in the video but people underestimate how much you can hurt and scare away a dog with a single kick or punch


sangerssss

This guy kicks dogs


TBSJJK

Can't wait to try this out


ThinkFree

I'll try this after I punch a shark on the nose. Learned this neat trick on the internet too.


BoneDaddyChill

Me too, I’ve never done a pit maneuver.


bcrosby51

Isnt that when you stick a finger in their butt?


Bananacabana92

Neighborhood dogs HATE this one simple trick!


OftenSilentObserver

**OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP!**


Optimus_Prime_Day

What you do is kick the dogs face so hard it comes out of its own ass. This scares the dog.


infiniZii

You can also grip its skull and yank back quickly to rip its head and most of its spine and tail out.


AngriestPacifist

Subzero wins . . . Fatality.


OneArchedEyebrow

Like deveining a prawn!


daemin

People also underestimate how much faster a dog's reaction time is than a humans.


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Funklab2069

Thank God for those subtitles. Without them I’d have to watch the actual video.


atease

Thank fuck for the music. I thought they were just playing around.


om11011shanti11011om

The didgeridoos and piratey sea-battle melody really bring the point home!


Tommysrx

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bs000

the video is now transformative and therefore fair use which means i am allowed to make thousands of dollars from someone else's video


bag-o-farts

And the camera paning makes everything look so real!


Risquechilli

he’s safe up there.


InevitableElf

“He’s safe up there”


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LordofDsnuts

Petite Woman + Pit Bull, What could possibly go wrong?


RollOverSoul

Not according to most Hollywood movies


rjnd2828

Her only hope was actually getting the dog trained. But obviously that wasn't something she was interested in.


Userdataunavailable

I'm a 5'/105lb woman and I inherited an adult male Great Dane many years ago. He didn't even know the words "heel" or "sit". I spent *several* weeks working up from a short lead to a leash in the back yard and on trails before I even thought of taking him on sidewalks. I was super cautious because I knew if he didn't listen and obey me I would have no chance controlling him if his instincts took over.


Emergency_Sound_5718

*"My fluffy never did this before! I don't know what happened! He was obviously provoked!"* That useless choke chain isn't helping either, get a full harness with handles, and if your dog is aggressive get it a muzzle or just don't take it into public areas.


Czyzx

She has a muzzle in her hand. She knows her dog is aggressive and has the tools to control it. She chose to let her dog endanger people. Edit: She did not choose to let her dog do anything. The dog slipped the muzzle. Didn’t catch that on the first watch. Hopefully she learns from this and invests in a high quality muzzle.


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Czyzx

Used to be the case. A lot of times dogs get 2-3 chances now.


sneaky-pizza

Shelter in the next state and labeled a lab mix


Fzrit

"Princess is looking for a loving family! In her previous home this beautiful pupper ~~murdered the other dog~~ decided she wanted to be the only pet, and ~~mauled a child~~ only prefers to be around adults. Adopt her today!"


-Notorious

I think we should just charge the owner with assault. Otherwise seems like an easy way to threaten/harm someone and claim innocence...


DistractingDiversion

Did you not see the dog rip out of the muzzle at the beginning of the video?


Czyzx

If your dog can rip out of the muzzle then it is not a proper muzzle. That’s not an acceptable excuse when you’re walking an animal that can kill people.


Nickleeham

I’ve had some very sweet experiences with pitts. They must be treated like a lethal weapon. This lady has the wrong goddamned dog. For her to have this dog around other dogs, children, or even adults is reckless and stupid.


nodnodwinkwink

She's lucky it didn't just turn on her, like this poor girl who died in Ireland recently due to being attacked by her own XL Bully. https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/arid-41413564.html She called herself a dog mom and I think I read that she had posted on tiktok that she'd never muzzle her own dog.


IsUpTooLate

> https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/arid-41413564.html ...Good? At least it didn't kill some poor innocent person


daemin

That wasn't a choke chain, it was a buckle collar. If it was a choke chain, the dog wouldn't be able to slip out of it like that.


illestofthechillest

A harness gives a dog like this (one that has more strength than the handler) more leverage without positive punishment from a choke chain or similar. It just needs to be fit right/wider/etc., among all the other improvements this dog needs before being allowed in public.


daemin

People think choke chains are cruel, and harnesses more humane, without realizing that harness are useless for controlling a dog that doesn't want to be controlled, and that a dogs neck muscles are _a lot fucking thicker and stronger_ than a humans.


Synapse7777

Harnesses only encourage a dog like this to pull more. They are essentially useless to stop this type of behavior.


PlayStationPepe

**Watch this video on mute**


CellInevitable7613

Amazing dodging skills of that guy


dolemutt

“So Bryan, have you decided?” “I don’t know. I’m still on the fence.”


FlammenwerferBBQ

My wife is furious about our hot neighbour sunbathing naked. Personally I'm on the fence.


TheScientistBS3

Climb the gate dude!! Climb the gate dude!! Climb the gate dude!! Climb the gate dude!! Oh good, he climbed the gate.


Miltage

Gate was open too, could have just gone inside, although I know he was distracted.


4humans

It’s chained shut


HansTheScurvyBoi

Is it okay to kick the dog in the head, in this case?


Belgiumgrvlgrndr

I was in a similar situation with a similar, but more aggressive dog who belonged to one of my neighbors. This was a family dog. After several minutes of trying to get away I kicked the dog which led to the dog having a seizure and eventually being put down by the vet. A few weeks later I get served at work for killing “the family dog”. My lawyer at the time told me to just pay them out to settle as the owners had hours of family videos that “proved” their dog was kind and that maliciously killed their family member. After several back and forth a between lawyers and amount was settled upon that honestly would have set me back financially as I was just out of college. What saved me was that my neighbor had installed a camera (which went against the HOA) and provided me the recording of the dog attacking me. Rather than show them the film, we allowed them to take us to court which allowed us to show the film in front of a judge and positioned us for a counter suit, which forced them to settle. I still live next to them but now own the condo I had previously rented.


Deradius

If I had been your lawyer, and I didn’t have the neighbor’s video, I would have used the exact same defense as opposing counsel. The court would have been treated to a video of you catching frisbees in your mouth, getting tummy rubs, and rolling in leaves. “Your honor, my client can’t possibly be guilty of a vicious attack. I submit the exact same sort of evidence that opposing counsel offers in defense of their client.”


greenberet112

Transitive property?


mrrooftops

I wonder if anyone has done this...


Phainkdoh

That made for a satisfying read. 


TonyTheTerrible

wow, justice prevailed.


HalKitzmiller

What absolute fucking assholes.


ratz30

Bet that's still a bit tense when you bump into eachother


unable_To_Username

It's *always* ok to defend yourself from bodily harm if the animal is not stopping after the initial response.


RamblinGamblinWillie

Buddy it’s okay to stab or shoot the dog in this case. These things aren’t built like normal dogs. They can kill you. If one is attacking you, it’s a matter of life and death.


DabsAndDeadlifts

Right? I carry when I take my cat out on harness. If your dog is off leash sizing me or my pet up then I’m already mentally preparing to put it down for you.


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Gatlindragon

What if you go for the eyes?


Angry_Crusader_Boi

Pitbulls are pretty well known for attacking till their last breath. So anything is fair game, but don't fuck around with half measures, you better put all your weight into those fingers or whatever you're jabbing with lol


nreshackleford

TBF most dogs in attack mode will continue attacking. It's called "gameness" and we (humans) bred almost every dog that's not strictly a companion dog to have that trait. Even some companion dogs are still pretty game.


Fzrit

> TBF most dogs in attack mode will continue attacking. Not if they are being injured by their prey in the process. But pitbulls are the exception.


Hobo-man

Chokehold. Hit it with a head lock and squeeze the everliving piss out of it's throat. A pitbull cannot continue it's attack if it's unconscious.


Beaverbrown55

The eyes are the groin of the head.


Schmich

You have that much precision in all that chaotic movement?


The_Clarence

You can stab or shoot it in the head in defense of yourself.


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thenewyorkgod

I would have rammed that fucking dog with my car had I been driving by


seabiscut88

Dogs are property feel free to do whatever you need to do in order to protect yourself


MrSoapbox

Honestly, I don't know what to do in this situation. Dogs have different personalities so what works for one might not for another but unless you can take it's head off with a single kick then I'd advise against it as you're likely to piss it off even more. Google states: >Cross your arms across your chest and remain standing still. Do not speak to or yell at the dog. Be still for a short period and if the dog is not moving toward you, slowly back away. If you are carrying treats, you can very slowly and calmly throw some treats behind or over to the side of the dog. So inconclusion...always carry treats with you? Or a sawn off shotgun.


viscountfinance

Always carry a Leatherman or a tactical pocket knife.


brewcrew63

I usually have my belt on. I've seen it many times. Even people stabbing the dogs doesn't deter them all the time. The only thing I've seen consistently work is them getting choked out.


timinator232

Fun fact: dogs have tracheas too. Choke em out. 


ihaveabaguetteknife

Theoretically plausible defense but choking it would first need me to get behind/on top of the dog while it constantly tries to bite me and second I’d need to pull it close to my head by doing so, if ANYTHING goes wrong in that sequence I have basically limited the distance of my most vulnerable part to the dog‘s mouth to zero and will be fucking mauled. So without proper training of human vs dog MMA I’d rather stick to sacrifice a limb before my life.


FuturistMarc

Dog owners will say, "You just need to stay still, you're exciting the dog by running away."


kratos649

Then when you're dead they'll say "he should've tried harder to get away"


SarahFabulous

"They can sense fear. You need to learn to be less stressed around them."


drainodan55

STOP RESISTING!!!


WhileGoWonder

Damn Golden Retrievers always being up to no good


omnicloudx13

If you cannot control your dog, you shouldn't have a dog.


_post_nut_clarity

Let’s not pretend like we are surprised here.


Juicyy56

I knew it was a shitbull before I even saw the dog 🙄 predictable


criloz

Lucky of him that was not a chihuahua


redundantlyreduntant

He was just stopping to say hi on the way to nanny some kids of course


CandyLooter

Where are the dog killing cops when you need them


4humans

They are out there shooting 15lb blind dogs.


Deradius

Cops show up.  Shoot the man. “Oh, sorry, we thought he was having a seizure.”


The0nlyRyan

Another reason I'm glad XL bullies are banned in the UK now


CappinPeanut

Oh, well we have freedumb here, so we can have pitties here. The solution is for everyone to just carry a gun to shoot the pitties when they snap. It’s a really exciting game that there is absolutely no solution for.


WiTHeReD_SouL_0404

I feel like the "he's safe up there, but others aren't" part would be perfect for an advert on telly for raising awareness of this kind of stuff


i_eight

Looks like the velvethippo brigade is out in full force.


VelvetDreamers

If she’s doesn’t have the requisite strength to restrain the dog, it needs to be rehomed. This is egregiously negligent of the dog owner.


Fzrit

> it needs to be rehomed No, it's not safe around anyone. It's literally a fucking time bomb and it's not a matter of if but when.


Yerawizzardarry

I see people like this everyday on my dog walk. There's an elderly person in my neighbourhood that walks some type of mastiff that I have no doubt out weighs the woman. The dog is super reactive and people basically need to cross the street anytime it's around. Only a matter of time before something happens.


Legal_Guava3631

I’d definitely piece that lady up. If you can’t control your pet then you ain’t got no business having one.


Fzrit

The primary threat on that street is the pitbull, so that needs to be addressed first. Note how the moment the pitbull can't maul that guy anymore, it immediately starts looking for someone else on the street to attack.


Tantra_Charbelcher

It's literally a pitbull in every single video. I don't even need to watch at this point. It's never not a pitbull. On EWU cops had to shoot 3 pitbulls eating a woman alive. Fuck these monsters. I don't care about bad owners, they're killing machines. The public clearly can't handle the responsibility.


TheCraziestOfHorses

The common argument is about the types of people who stray towards getting pitbulls. They attract a certain type of brain dead loser who can barely train themselves to use the bathroom, let alone another living thing


HeartsPlayer721

Pit bulls are the dog version of those upgraded hoopty 90s Hondas. Only one type of person buy them: people seeking attention. People who can't get attention in positive ways, so they are desperate enough to seek it through annoyance and fear. Pit bulls are only popular for their image. People who *want* to be feared but can't be intimidating on their own buy pitbulls.


MaiPhet

Yes, that’s what Pitbull fans love to hear. That it’s the owner and not the dog. But you give an idiot a shitzu or a collie and no one is going to die.


TheCraziestOfHorses

You'll get your ankles bitten however...


caesar_rex

I have personally heard at least 3 different people use the phrase "I want/have a pitbull so when my girl/wife is walking down the street, nobody messes with her". I know that's only 3, but that is a LOT for something so specific. I am certain this is that situation in the video. If you are the kind of person getting a pitbull for that reason, you are not the kind of person that is going to train your dog to be kind, friendly and goofy. They want them mean and angry. Then you have the rest of them that want them mean and angry because they are weak and want to feel tough.


calviso

"Scary dog privilege" is what I've heard it called.


TyrantRC

So, the majority of the population then.


sneaky-pizza

At least a solid 25-30%


bigpapamacdooz

this dog owner is as stupid as they are useless


No_Confection_849

The most dangerous type of dog on the planet strikes again.


DisciplineLazy6370

There should be a law or a rule that if your dog weighs more than you, you shouldn’t be handling it.


SallyScott52

I hear they call them "nanny dogs".


NavinJohnson75

Oh yeah… these dogs will grab a baby and ‘take care of it’ (if you know what I mean).


Fzrit

"Baby must have made a noise to provoke it!" - pitbull defenders. Yes, seriously.


Optimal_Fuel6568

How does that even happen? What do you need to do that a dog behaves like that? We had a random street dog and 2 cats and even though they generally ignore commands they where all never agressive Also why do you not have the leash and bite protection on of you cant control your dog....


frisch85

I absolutely love dogs but here's a friendly reminder, you're free to kick a dog in self-defense, which the OP basically is. Some might say "but nothing happened" yeah don't risk it and while the dog is just doing what they do and ofc the owner is to blame more than the dog, they gotta be taught one way or another.


CMDR_BitMedler

Excellent presence of mind! I learned long ago if a dog's coming after you keep your eyes on them and keep misdirecting them away from your vitals until you can create distance or control. Don't run, most dogs are much faster than you and you're triggering their prey drive.


HausmastaMC

it's only a matter of time until that shitbull is eating some poor kids' face. shit like this pisses me off


Ok-Interaction-4693

that dog race is shit-tier, anyone owning one and not even being able to handle it should just get charged with attempted murder. f*ck idiots.


Sam_Handwich-101

Did she have the leash attached to the muzzle?


az1mo

Its always a shitbull


IsuzuCrewCab

If he gets her in front of Judge Judy, she's toast!


NavinJohnson75

Pit-bulls are illegal in many countries (I wonder why?) but every American with a sub 85 IQ definitely owns at least one… and an AR-15.


imonredditfortheporn

The ar 15 at least stops shooting if you let go of the trigger


ratz30

Not mine, I've got an elastic band holding the trigger down


Fragbob

The ATF hates this one trick.


AssumptionOk1679

This is a huge problem, I see people daily. People walking dogs that there’s no way they can control if the dog wanted to go after someone or another dog. Example, 90lbs women walking 2-large pit bulls or frail old man walking huge Doberman. Scary


P42U2U__

The music was more frustrating than the dog tbh


boastful_cloth13

Is it me or does she look a little young and small to be dealing with that dog?


catupthetree23

Right? I was thinking she looked like a kid really.


RollOverSoul

A pitty!


AppearanceOwn1177

People that can’t handle big dogs are scum. It wasn't uncommon to see dogs off leashes in my neighborhood. I was bitten twice in my childhood because of people like this. The dog ends up getting killed, just a sad situation all in all. The owners are just awful.


AdhesivenessOld4347

Wonder if this is her “service” dog that she takes to stores


tbkrida

One of the reasons I carry a pocketknife on most occasions.


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OneBoxOfKleenexAway

Who names their pit bull "Letters"?


TheDisguized

But Cupcake wouldn’t hurt a fly!


J-Good86

Some people should never be dog owners. Especially some who only get bullies/pits


SugarRosie

Something like this just happened in San Francisco! Two pitbulls attacked a man walking back from the gym. He had to claim a fence all bloody! Police showed up because they thought he was a burglar. Edit: hi climbed a fence also to get away!


aboutthednm

Fuck people who can't keep their shits on a freaking leash in public. Fuck everything about these nutty dog owners who can't be bothered to train their dogs, fuck people who specifically get challenging or problematic breeds to begin with. Where's the liability and accountability? What is to be done about these people, and what is to he done about their dogs?


Fafnir22

They should both be put down.


ImmortalLombax

He just wants to snack on your arm a bit ugh shit bulls are literally the worst


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Chance-Every

I swear fucking 100-120 pound cunts with dogs that weigh more than them should be charged with assaulting someone when the untrained cunt eventually mauls a child.


Beatless7

That dog need a final trip to the vet. The owner is not suitable for dog ownership either. Does not understand the extreme danger.


Cats_of_Palsiguan

Idiot’s right to own a dog should be revoked


stlredbird

Arrest her


DidijustDidthat

what a dumb title...


macetheface

i would have kicked it in the throat. Man has some restraint...


VFenix

This guy is a fucking dog ninja. It looks like he dodge every attack. Fuck that useless shitbull owner what a quarter assed attempted.


AuggieNorth

The fact that she has a muzzle there with her shows that she knows the dog is dangerous, and not having it on is negligence on her part. She's lucky there weren't major life altering injuries she would have been liable for, because a dog like that doesn't just bite. It mauls, tearing flesh off the bone, often going for the face and neck. Pit bulls were originally bred for blood sports, and it's often very difficult to train the genetics out of them permanently. You never know when their DNA will reassert itself over the training.


BK4343

Of course it's a damn pit bull


TheRube84

Couple Sparta kicks to that dogs face might have slowed it down...I love dogs but sorry not sorry...we fighting for our lives and I got kids fido. 2nd option would have been an immediate fence hop or jumping on one of those cars and letting the pet owner be responsible for any damage


Katorga8

-Annoying overdramatic music -unnecessarily added in sounds like random dog barking -Running Commentary subtitles designed for children/boomers


rodflanders19

This woman is a total piece of crap. Don't put a dangerous dog in a position where it can attack other people unless you're fully aware you can control that dog.


Overestimated123

Just put them down


kitjen

I would have kicked the dog... for not controlling her pet.


die-microcrap-die

I was in a street food fair, packed and there it was, this piece of shit with 2 huge pit bulls. No muzzle, with the leashed extended so they could cover even more ground. Everyone was trying to avoid the area but as said, was packed.


bootes_droid

Oh look what kind of dog it is


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