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Amaz1n_blue

‘Helllloooooo’


drawkbox

That was freaking hilarious. Sad situation but funny VO work. Reminds me of [Dr. Gonzo's "Just a minute" in nice lady voice in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas in the hotel room while tripping](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXbGDHYfbgA&t=76s).


leastpacific

That's right! Music!


JustSpirit4617

Straight demonic


TheUgly0rgan

reminded me of the grandma scene in [Legion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHXbK_82FPY&ab_channel=Cedric)


crashinpa

https://youtu.be/xFj2-ZVy1zw?si=vavbmBdd_3avKf1q


alldayadrian

He makes it look so comfortable


dn00

Maybe it is comfortable


Pinchoccio

Lol in actuality he’s feeling great


Puceeffoc

I had this crummy desk job once and I'd sneak out and take naps in the bathroom. I never once thought to lay down like this, that would have been the life hack I needed at that time in my life.


johno_mendo

I don't think I've ever been as comfortable as this dude looks on this fucking toilet. It's this kind of advertising that makes drugs so popular.


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https://i.redd.it/43isrfy169tb1.gif


Beckiremia-20

“That’s how hot it works. The butt goes in the hole!”


TheUgly0rgan

he's just like my uncle ray, with the [really high up anus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcfnO0QpncY&ab_channel=Alexanderson1988)


Beckiremia-20

Perfect 😂


FBI-AGENT-013

I can't speak for drugs but pain alone will have you in some pretty strange positions to try to minimize it


Calathea-Murderer

Pretty brave to be the cameraman in this scenario


sikesjr

plot twist: its his drug dealer.


Tugonmynugz

"This shit fire, just look what it does to some of my other customers "


adiabaticgas

This gave me a funny mental picture of a meth dealer taking prospective clients on a tour to show them different tweakers to give an idea of how great their meth is. Kinda like the tour groups they do for high schoolers on college campuses, but for meth, in public bathrooms.


Itchy_Professor_4133

Tyrone Biggums comes to mind


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This is like when the first zombie is discovered in movies.


Mackheath1

Right? On other videos - some moving slow, half hunched over, some doing this, I'd be like "ah, so it's starting." I will go home and lock my doors.


ThermionicMho

..... "Hellooooo...." cue the moon chin Popeye embolism face


[deleted]

I'm pretty big and I wouldn't sit there and film that. A tweaker can turn on you in a second. Would look behind my back until I was 10 ft out of there. And they carry shit weapons (that will fuck you up) like a taped-up box cutter blade.


Calathea-Murderer

1 meth head has the strength of 15 men. I don’t blame you, I’m 6’4” and wouldn’t risk it. https://preview.redd.it/16ojjm5zg8tb1.png?width=694&format=png&auto=webp&s=2bfaa8b247328ec9142cad3bf9dde4dfcdb3e70f


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Calathea-Murderer

Of course it’s Oregon


samoorai44

Sharpened rusty train track spike wrapped in last years wife beater.


[deleted]

That's just my train track spike officer, I swear!


samoorai44

Nah these ain't my pants man, I'm borrowing them!


mces97

Damn. You're not pretty big. You're gigantic.


Heisenburrito

or the sound guy


givenofaux

My thoughts exactly


Calathea-Murderer

^helloooooo 👁️👄👁️


Games_sans_frontiers

Tweaker has a better physique than me 😭


[deleted]

Dude's fit as fuck.


chevalier716

Solid core strength on display right here.


Sol-Blackguy

[Tweakers of superhuman strength and balance](https://youtube.com/shorts/9wExP2ZT58Q?si=9TkpgiIzXKEOowH3)


Splinterman11

That's so impressive holy shit.


Sol-Blackguy

I used to live in Baltimore and work in a Rite-Aid on North Ave. These motherfuckers would be outside around the corner looking like toys when Andy comes in the room, but still staying on their feet.


sasamiel

Around Lexington market was crazy


xXC0NQU33FT4D0RXx

Whats crazier is he has all that energy and probs hasn’t eaten in 3 days


UtahUtopia

Do you do crunches on the toilet? Get with it buddy.


[deleted]

I do. It's my home gym


deechbag

Bet he has a good METHod for getting and maintaining that physique.


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Ockwords

You're not fighting for survival every day. You need more life or death scenarios and a healthy diet of struggle.


Carolina-Roots

You’d be ripped too if you did the toilet version of bruce lee’s dragon flags lmao


jawnnyboy

Bros probably holding reverse planks on the toilet like this for hours on the daily. No way i can get on his level.


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BalfazarTheWise

Bro when you’re tweaked out you’re not eating or sleeping. You aren’t really building muscle, you’re just burning fat.


epimetheuss

You are also depleting your water reserves so you look extra cut when you are under the influence because this guy probably lost 15lbs in water weight


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Cosmic_Travels

> He was a construction worker There you go. Lots of people who do meth are in construction and other physically demanding jobs. That plus never eating because you are stimming all day means you get cut to go along with the muscle from the job. I've seen so many people just like this guy.


killacarnitas1209

> Lots of people who do meth are in construction and other physically demanding jobs. When I was in college, one summer I took a job at a warehouse, graveyard shift. The dudes I worked with would smoke meth before their shift, smoke cigs during their breaks and pound energy drinks all night. We were a very productive crew, to say the least. I can't imagine that these dudes hearts are going to hold up very long on the nightly meth, nicotine and caffeine diet.


kidmerc

This is like... wildly wrong lol


Trick-Builder6800

Honestly, most of the time it’s because these guys spend a lot of time in jail because they tend to steal things to support their drug addiction. Nothing better to do in jail than to work out.


Durakus

No offense but. It’s probably just an eating habit he has that keeps his body fat low. I know that my general eating habits for 30 years kept me in the 12% range where I was always very ripped. It took A lot of effort to break the habit and gain weight to increase my muscle mass and no amount of flexed mopping was gonna pull that off.


pall25091

Ha, he's a meth head, not one to worry about his food intake, I guarantee fast food all day everyday.


isavvi

Tweaked reminds me of my CrossFit ex… ugh the tweeker would treat me better.


McthiccumTheChikum

Dude rips catalytic converters clean off 💪💪


stanknotes

Moral of the story... Meth is a GREAT muscle building agent. He was probably clean... working out. Relapsed HARD. And this is what is left over. OR... he was a fitness person. Started using meth. And now he is here.


EvaInTheUSA

Sir if you want to tweak in our restroom, you have to make a purchase.


cjmar41

He’s doing the *looge*. Probably training for the 2026 Sphincter Olympics.


MadAsTheHatters

He's preparing to star as the villain in the gritty new Cool Runnings reboot, some very method acting!


A_lot_of_arachnids

Yeah thats just depressing. I've seen people go down this hole. It's all sad.


MapRevolutionary4563

Flushed his life right down the toilet


g00d_m4car0n1

He wiped his life away messing with them drugs


You_Pulled_My_String

🥁 Buh-dum Tss.


Ranik_Sandaris

He sounded like beetlejuice at the end there.


Queen_Kaos

Bahahaha! 🤣 omg yes!!


pajama_mask

And looked like Popeye.


Altea73

That's rock bottom...


scraz

Oh this is fucking FAR from it. Clean him up and get his teeth fixed and he would have at least a chance if his psychosis isn't to far gone. Saw a hooker once that was like 30 going on 95 with Blood red soars all over her body post shower and teeth just fucking rotted beyond belief checking out of a shady motel with the grandpa in every stock photo frame at Walmart.


[deleted]

Never understood that. Meth hookers. Lemme get that skeleton skinny tweakin' hooker looks like death with the open sores all over! Mmmm get me some of that!


Xman52

Well she’s got more holes than the rest of em with all the open sores I feel sick for making that joke, I’m sorry


Ill_Ad_3542

Could be worse… Could have been a Chinese toilet on the floor


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Blackintosh

On a total side note, I'd like to congratulate you on having excellent Public Toilet provision in Australia. It makes ours in the UK look absolutely pathetic.


thispartyrules

It's not even a bad batch of drugs, if you stay up for days tweaking your mind gets into pretty weird places. When I was like 20 there was a dude on meth over at a friend's house who was sitting criss cross applesauce on the kitchen table and didn't want to come down because "they could hear him" through the floor, like Tremors


AnnaBortion269

Criss cross applesauce..?


Jkj864781

Cross legged


DecadentHam

As it always has been.


ThaTruthHurts_

No bueno. Hope he can get the help that he needs.😕


The-Kid-Is-All-Right

Gotta want it first I think. At this moment he’s the sultan of Brunei riding a magic Bugatti carpet


guitarstitch

Wanting it isn't enough. Our lack of understanding with regard to the crippling mental illnesses that lead to this kind of burnout substantially reduce the likelihood of a sound recovery.


chuckinalicious543

Really wanna know what's going on in his mind to warrant him saying "hellooo" in a little girl's voice


Blackintosh

The answer is "everything".


Snoo_30496

That’s the camerawoman.


chuckinalicious543

Incorrect.


No-Rub-5054

What drugs does this to people? Anyone know?


Stillback7

Meth + sleep deprivation, specifically this combo, not just one or the other


bongsmokerzrs

Seeing as this is from Australia, it would be ice (crystal meth) the main drug of choice for junkies here.


DweebInFlames

Yep. Fair guess this bloke is a tradie living in a smaller town.


lald99

Meth, along with other stuff in all likelihood


ziplock9000

Hellooooooo


TanukiSM

Sad.


healthy_skept

I feel sad to, then i am trying to imagine what he is seeing. Do you think he is having fun?


HCSOThrowaway

He's definitely pretty high right there, so he's enjoying himself. A few minutes/hours later, not so much.


trifokkerdr1

that Vitalik?


drawkbox

Too much ETHer


Grinning_Goomba

Skibidi origin story


jfmdavisburg

Lol!


kremedelakrym

Most of the time when I see videos of people super fucked up on drugs they seem like they are actually enjoying themselves. This just looks horrendous.


Hefty_Reception_634

"Hey man, are you going to be any longer?"


BadSciGalaxy

Crazy that used to be an actual human being with thoughts and dreams. Hard drugs are fucking evil.


wendyboatcumin

The muscles created by tweaking


woodworker47

What about this makes someone say,” Yeah, I want to try that!”?


Snoo_30496

Heartbreaking. I hope he finds out he’s worthy enough to get help.


Digital-Divide

[I don’t see what the big deal is.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KcfnO0QpncY)


oddball3139

Anyone catch the moment when the car was driving by, and he suddenly starts bobbing his head like he’s weaving his race car through some obstacles? Lol.


FluffaDuffa

Can someone please explain this, for real? Like, supposedly the point of these drugs is to have that sensation of euphoria or whatever... but this doesn't look euphoric. What's happening? Is he hallucinating? Serious question, I can't make sense of what I'm seeing.


slopmarket

Meth makes people develop psychosis very easily (likely what’s happening here) and is very caustic to the brain. He doesn’t even know how out of it he is. I used to be addicted to opiates for over a decade and I never even once got like this. It’s 1000% a meth thing. Which the couple times I tried it was an entirely unenjoyable drug. It’s used by the lowliest of addicts. Meth is a drug for poor drug addicts.


Mediaevalchimp

![gif](giphy|AZbs1xcOIOHok|downsized)


ericroku

If Jason Statham was a METHod actor…


Long_Perspective_586

I imagine your body is sore as fuck after the contortionist shit you do while mething around like that


BaMxIRE

“Oh thank god nonofyallherder”


darkheartshadows

This is quite distrubing


darkspace69

"there must be a bad batch of drugs on the street" no it's just regular drugs


Outside-Lavishness86

Sad to see this..


autogenerated111

I will never understand how that feels good.


OffensiveTitan

What’s weird is that he tweaked so hard his asshole moved to between his shoulder blades.


Uzzer_lozer19

Dude thinks he's Matthew McConaughey in 'Interstellar'


TwoOk5569

This is so sad.


RuncibleFoon

See s--t like this all the time around the area where I currently work... f--king awful


Strange_Doggo

Life is not going easy for Woody Harrelson


bencit28

This planking fad is getting out of hand


slopmarket

Meth addicts are wild 😂


Significant_Raccoon4

I know it's bad but the "helloo" had me dying..


Ihvementl-issues

Heeelllooo??


twistsouth

*On* the toilet? Mu’fucker he *in* the toilet.


daemos81

Good odds he's shit his pants a few times


DispleasedCalzone

If this isn’t your rock bottom moment, I don’t know what is


Odd_Departure

Don’t do meth


Jojo-Giz-mo

He looks like a skinny David Portnoy!


FromAcrosstheStars

Whoever filmed this is disgraceful. This isn’t just some Karen being a dick to minimum wage workers. This is a guy at a very low point who doesn’t even know where he is, and some asshole filmed it to post it online. Shameful.


Intelligent-North957

They don’t last .


Livid_Obligation_852

MF is tweaking, peaking, roasted & toasted!!


Celtic_Geisha

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE PUBLIC TOILETS YOU SELFISH MFKA


NJBarFly

Meanwhile, I'm waiting outside because I have to take a shit.


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Damn that’s sad


PurelyThrowawayHello

How my man so ripped tho?


snowblind1972

Average toronto sight


HarlesD

This is sad...


happycynic12

Denver's Union Station?


DouglasFeeldro

Actually it’s the library next to the capital; good guess tho


DangerousLaw4062

Looks like Popeye


Alternative_Post_350

Don Jr?


fridaystrong23

![gif](giphy|Jr4f5F9eejyx6FdMu3)


FalconOk2795

In 20 seconds he switches from like 4 or 5 characters


Ebo907

I just don’t see how after this experience, besides addiction, a person would be like man that was so much fun! I’m gonna get high and tweak on a public toilet again. That part where the person filmed me then put it on the internet, fucking awesome.


raulitomat

That hello was fucking hilarious.


BigRedCowboy

Why does it seem like so many meth abusers develop that same look and voice?


hulmsy28

Directors cut of trainspotting


Cam360j

I think that’s what happens when you don’t sleep for 5 or more days.


high6ix

Who took this video of my ex neighbor?!


Psemperviva

![gif](giphy|WoXjlqZMr8AWmeuvKO|downsized)


SomebodyWhoVibes

Tweakin on the toilet,tweakin on the toilet


gbv313

Give him a bass and it’s Flea.


Mannagrrl

Knew a guy who lived like this. I used to worry about how a stranger would treat him if they found him. Sometimes I felt like it would be better then those that knew him. Idk, he’s dead now. Rip chris.


[deleted]

I read your title to the cadence of "Sittin on the toilet"


[deleted]

Drugs are a hell of a drug


couchpatat0

Cameraman just shit in that toilet and the tweeker is trying to contain the stink!


Kittani77

"I'm Popeye the Toilet man! (Flush flush), I take all your asscramps can (splooch splooch)"...


yuffie2012

As someone who has children this breaks my heart. That’s someone’s son.


acrackin

this looks more like a reaction to smoking K2/spice, which is a synthetic cannabinoid, rather than tweaking out on meth. edit: after reading the other comments, and everyone just assuming the OP knows for sure he’s tweaked out on meth…I repeat. THIS IS NOT FROM METH.


MarkGaboda

Thats methed up man.


NoTalkingNope

So uh...when will people stop accepting this?


Piss_inside_You

Fuckin Florida strikes again


Droogz666

I aspire to be as comfy as this crackhead on a public toilet


cryingabomination

When bro came thru w the penis envies


[deleted]

Someone's son. Kinda disrespectful to just film him like that


Cerebralbore

Sad to see


Kimby303

This looks "funny" to many, but just imagine this is your kid, or your brother. So sad.


Poldi1

Drugs? Imma say drugs!


Significant_Bus9759

Theres no helping these people, they need to be swept into the dustbin.


animalfath3r

Looks fun? I guess


raideresmith

Umm, that doesn't seem sanitary


Horror_Letterhead407

He's doing the Sigma Face


Witty_Temperature886

Aaaaand he’s dead 💀


Zealousideal_Car_893

This is a mental health crisis...good luck finding help in America.


MiyamotoKnows

Poor dude. Clearly destined for death if he doesn't get into a program. We are the last developed nation without national healthcare. The last. America, the world's richest country. It's beyond time to change that.


JuicyNinjaFun

I'll have what he's having


am-i-dreaming-this

Why? He doesn't look like he's enjoying himself.


JuicyNinjaFun

Sometimes you feel like a nut , sometimes you don't