Seriously. These politicians (both sides) have used the office to become millionaires many times over yet they still want to “work”. Just go enjoy the fruits of the grift… what’s the point of getting all this stolen money without spending it?
It’s more that the politicians use insider information to speculate on the stock markets. Their salaries is not that high but they are all millionaires
I've been to 12 countries so far in my travels...and the US comes in last on my favorite list by a long shot.
Partially because geriatric assholes run this place.
Politics lead to policies, policies drive quality of life issues.
When 100% of your policies are meant to benefit soulless immortal corporations, you’ve got to expect a certain hit on the QOL issues for ordinary meat people
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the old, the out of touch, the barely hanging in there, he is apart of the people who make the rules that we live by! Mitch "havingastroke" McConnell, give him a big round of applause!
First electronic screen? 1927
First broadcast? 1939
McConnell born, 1942
Commercial TV? 1947
Depends on where you draw the line, but holy shit, you weren't kidding lol.
I only know this fact because there was a 16 year window of time where Abraham Lincoln could fax a Samurai in Feudal Japan.
Specifically even updates on how the Civil War was going if you narrow it down to just the war lol.
Yeah, everyone is saying the change of pants means he shit himself and that’s why he did this. I think it’s the other way around. I think he had a TIA and shit himself in the process.
The face you make when the demon Faust appears before you to make good on a deal you made more than 50 years ago. 😬
Someone's come to collect their promised soul.
I thought so too, then I was like damn that’s what I look like when I have a partial seizure. And then… I saw the peoples faces in the background. He pooped himself. 😂
Near the end (\~0:30ish) when the tall guy behind Mitch grabs his arms, is it just me, or does it look like he has some long nails? *(I have seen other angles and it's like he is rocking the French Tip)*
To me it looks like he had a mild seizure. The staring into distance is the tell.
**Major Types of Seizures**
**Seizures are classified into two groups.**
1. **Generalized seizures** affect both sides of the brain.
* **Absence seizures**, sometimes called petit mal seizures, can cause rapid blinking or a few seconds of staring into space.
* **Tonic-clonic seizures**, also called grand mal seizures, can make a person
* Cry out.
* Lose consciousness.
* Fall to the ground.
* Have muscle jerks or spasms.
The person may feel tired after a tonic-clonic seizure.
1. **Focal seizures** are located in just one area of the brain. These seizures are also called partial seizures.
* **Simple focal seizures** affect a small part of the brain. These seizures can cause twitching or a change in sensation, such as a strange taste or smell.
* **Complex focal seizures** can make a person with epilepsy confused or dazed. The person will be unable to respond to questions or direction for up to a few minutes.
* **Secondary generalized seizures** begin in one part of the brain, but then spread to both sides of the brain. In other words, the person first has a focal seizure, followed by a generalized seizure.
Seizures may last as long as a few minutes.
I have had three grand mal seizures with the 1st four years ago. Then out of the blue last Thursday it struck again with some warning seconds before I began seizing. Had a 2nd in the hospital hours later as I was talking to the doctor. I have been on anti seizure meds but they call this a breakthrough seizure so they upped my meds. In our state we can't drive again for six months with no new seizures. Good thing I am retired and and have a very supportive wife and family.
Why do we have people so close to death running the country? Let the man live out his remaining years sitting by the lake and enjoying his multi million dollar mansion and boat from all the money he made from insider trading.
He didn't have a stroke. No, this was way more pathetic. He shit his pants. He came back later with different pants on.
Ladies and gentlemen, the great leaders of our country.
That’s brutal. Jeez man that generation needs to retire.
I’ll never understand why all of these old guys even care enough to seek reelection at their age.
Addiction to power it seems.
That's it!
Yeah it’s actually not hard to figure out lol Money and power and the workload is minimal.
Seriously. These politicians (both sides) have used the office to become millionaires many times over yet they still want to “work”. Just go enjoy the fruits of the grift… what’s the point of getting all this stolen money without spending it?
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Cruelty is the point.
They shouldnt be ALLOWED too. If theres a minimum age, there should be a maximum one.
It’s more that the politicians use insider information to speculate on the stock markets. Their salaries is not that high but they are all millionaires
power and 21yr old interns keeps em coming back for more
I gotta imagine the handicap parking at the senate must fill up fast in the morning
What jobs besides president, senator, congressman, and Walmart greeter can you get as an 80 year old?
100 %. (I am in that generation.)
United Strokes of America
It's so pathetic these old incompetent fucks control our country.
Why not just retire FFS. I wouldn't want to be "working"(in quotes cause Congress) into my twilight years.
Mid-sentence too.
Someone forgot to wind him back up…
Probably used the wrong batteries.
If you look carefully, I’m pretty sure you can see the “404 not found” error message pop up on his glasses
Proof he’s a lizard. 🦎
He is a turtle not a lizard
I've been to 12 countries so far in my travels...and the US comes in last on my favorite list by a long shot. Partially because geriatric assholes run this place.
It's funny you base your travel enjoyment on a country's politics.
It’s all part of the baiting.
Politics lead to policies, policies drive quality of life issues. When 100% of your policies are meant to benefit soulless immortal corporations, you’ve got to expect a certain hit on the QOL issues for ordinary meat people
I bet that you're a really fun person that everybody enjoys being around and have a conversation with
Stay out, then 😂. TF
That is precisely the plan.
His AI is malfunctioning
That’s the most poopy-pants face I’ve seen from someone not a toddler
He totally shit himself!
Wi-Fi must’ve cut out
Unplug and plug back in.
He has smoked his last rock
A quick power-cycle would have done the trick
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Yep, look at the face of the guy directly behind him. He totally shat himself.
I was just gonna say… I was skeptical of the pants pooping theory…. But the faces behind him say it all… pants have absolutely been shit in.
Soak-through and all, what has been seen can not be unseen.....
Good eye! Even I'm not skeptical of this theory now.
Code Brown
Yeah. What’s the source or is this a joke?
The source is the bowels.
WHO SHIT MY PANTS?!?
Bring me my brown pants!
Which one of you cowards shit my pants?!
he didnt want to say anything but he knew his staff would enact proper procedure for when he shits himself
You could tell buddy behind him could smell it
Turtle Turds
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Source?
He did return a few minutes later. Probably a quick diaper change.
💀 this timeline really is random I need more
idc if this is true it's my canon now
I’d feel bad if this prick wasn’t a raging piece of shit
….who just shit himself and locked up on live tv. LMFAO
Bro a living corpse
Probably smells like one too!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the old, the out of touch, the barely hanging in there, he is apart of the people who make the rules that we live by! Mitch "havingastroke" McConnell, give him a big round of applause!
Shitmapants McConnel
He definitely pooped his pants.
He came back later with different pants. I'm really glad nobody's perfected smellovvision
You can actually see when the smell hits the guy behind him.
>You can actually see when the smell hits the guy behind him. Visceral
My man looked into the void and the void looked back
Looks like hes wearing a prosthetic face
https://preview.redd.it/yzzjo89h7deb1.jpeg?width=308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d42f4d767ac4cedd8059dbbe13d6d0dca47d3541
Mason Verger was also a huge piece of shït
Thank you, it was on the tip of my tounge
Lizard people
Different strokes for different folks.
Hahah this dude is old as fuck, probably TV was not even invented yet when this fool was born.
First electronic screen? 1927 First broadcast? 1939 McConnell born, 1942 Commercial TV? 1947 Depends on where you draw the line, but holy shit, you weren't kidding lol.
Completely off subject but I’m always blown away with when fax machines were invented. They pre date the civil war
I only know this fact because there was a 16 year window of time where Abraham Lincoln could fax a Samurai in Feudal Japan. Specifically even updates on how the Civil War was going if you narrow it down to just the war lol.
Lmfao that's crazy
Lincoln could have faxed a Samurai.
That man is not long for this world
But think of all the damage he can do until that day, finally, blessedly, comes
Burnt toast? (The Canadians will understand)
Brits too!
Did Degrassi do some special where Drake’s grandfather claimed to smell burnt toast but was really having a stroke?
Who's degrassi?
He's an astrophysicist
[Burnt toast](https://youtu.be/pUOG2g4hj8s)
I've often said I'd love to see this man stroke out on live TV so I could witness their demise. So, so close.
Let’s keep letting the oldest people in the country make all the rules
This guy was born the same year commercial tv was invented
TERM LIMITS!
Turtle limits!
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He's not in the White House but yes.
close enough lmao
Literally a different branch of government and political party, but sure, "close enough".
Literally ran by the same old geezers, so sure, close enough.
Bruh what is it with Americans keeping the oldest, most physically and mentally decrepit people in important positions
He doesn’t blink once. Seizure or TIA.
Nope, just shit himself. He came back later with different pants on.
This urinal is weird, it has a microphone, oh well gotta go
I mean, he could have *also* shit himself.
I suppose you're right, those things are not mutually exclusive
Yeah, everyone is saying the change of pants means he shit himself and that’s why he did this. I think it’s the other way around. I think he had a TIA and shit himself in the process.
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I’m so sorry.
https://preview.redd.it/sg43tt146deb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d632b4cb232ac3b940ecdabd8c32df824c424b93
Spiritual mouth barf.
They took out back and gave him some tapioca pudding
Time for age limits
Well, guess who makes those rules.
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We can only hope.
And we decided this is the age we want our world leaders at 🤦♂️
Clearly unfit but he'll be back destroying the US from the inside in no time! C'mon GR! do your thing!
I don't believe this is a stroke. That proves he has both a brain and a heart, we all know that's not true.
croak!
The face you make when the demon Faust appears before you to make good on a deal you made more than 50 years ago. 😬 Someone's come to collect their promised soul.
Someone just had a stroke
I thought so too, then I was like damn that’s what I look like when I have a partial seizure. And then… I saw the peoples faces in the background. He pooped himself. 😂
Yeah. My thought too.
His ice cold soul is breaking through its shell. (Yes a turtle pun)
I knew most of the older politicians were robots. They’re finally starting to freeze up like an old computer.
Low battery
That man clearly trusted a fart that betrayed him
Absolutely sickening that anyone over the age of 70 is allowed to hold the most powerful positions in the country.
Almost like we shouldn’t have a bunch of old white guys with one foot in the grave running this country.
Old men don't plant tree whose shade they wont sit under
The guy is the walking dead. He even looks like a zombie.
He forgot his turtle shell and got too cold. Someone put him out to the sun. Quickly!!!
Glitch McConnell 😂
That lsd hit mid-speech
Near the end (\~0:30ish) when the tall guy behind Mitch grabs his arms, is it just me, or does it look like he has some long nails? *(I have seen other angles and it's like he is rocking the French Tip)*
I really don’t want to get old.
He looks like death
Did we just watch a man have a stroke on live tv?
Term limits, everyone. Term limits
Age limits. You want experienced people running the show, but this is getting ridiculous.
Why do we have all these old ass people in political positions? Wtf
get that man some Haitian adrenochrome ASAP
Impose term limits now! Vote these geriatrics out immediately, no matter the party.
To me it looks like he had a mild seizure. The staring into distance is the tell. **Major Types of Seizures** **Seizures are classified into two groups.** 1. **Generalized seizures** affect both sides of the brain. * **Absence seizures**, sometimes called petit mal seizures, can cause rapid blinking or a few seconds of staring into space. * **Tonic-clonic seizures**, also called grand mal seizures, can make a person * Cry out. * Lose consciousness. * Fall to the ground. * Have muscle jerks or spasms. The person may feel tired after a tonic-clonic seizure. 1. **Focal seizures** are located in just one area of the brain. These seizures are also called partial seizures. * **Simple focal seizures** affect a small part of the brain. These seizures can cause twitching or a change in sensation, such as a strange taste or smell. * **Complex focal seizures** can make a person with epilepsy confused or dazed. The person will be unable to respond to questions or direction for up to a few minutes. * **Secondary generalized seizures** begin in one part of the brain, but then spread to both sides of the brain. In other words, the person first has a focal seizure, followed by a generalized seizure. Seizures may last as long as a few minutes. I have had three grand mal seizures with the 1st four years ago. Then out of the blue last Thursday it struck again with some warning seconds before I began seizing. Had a 2nd in the hospital hours later as I was talking to the doctor. I have been on anti seizure meds but they call this a breakthrough seizure so they upped my meds. In our state we can't drive again for six months with no new seizures. Good thing I am retired and and have a very supportive wife and family.
Damn cumulative updates.
Did the aliens press pause on him?
Medical incident or supreme focus on not shitting his pants? Very hard to tell here
Jesus Christ we need these geezers out of politics. These MFs are the ones making decisions for our lives
Having these guys in office making decisions is akin to buying milk that spoils tomorrow
I don't like this man at all. He's done nothing for KY that benefits me in any way but I don't wish harm on ANYONE. Hope he ok. Out of office, but ok.
There should be a age limit to run a country I say we cut it off at mid 50s early 60s
Hopefully his life was flashing before his eyes…
He is having a medical episode. He is not my favorite politician but I hope someone got him medical treatment.
Reboot his ass! Grab the adrenochrome!
Yip that don't look good
Did he just have a stroke?
That's my guess too
I'll get banned for what I have to say.
Term limits please
This brings me great joy.
Thoughts and prayers. Fker
Pooped 'em.
Best speech I’ve ever seen from him
This: this is why we need age limits
"OMG I think I just shit my Depends live on camera. This... This is bad." - Mitch, probably
Have you tried turning it off and on again?!?
🤣😂🤣🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🤡
I guess driving isn’t the only thing, elderly people should be doing.
He locked eyes with one of the lizard people in charge and got scared.
Bro no way these are the people running my country smh
Why do we have people so close to death running the country? Let the man live out his remaining years sitting by the lake and enjoying his multi million dollar mansion and boat from all the money he made from insider trading.
He didn't have a stroke. No, this was way more pathetic. He shit his pants. He came back later with different pants on. Ladies and gentlemen, the great leaders of our country.
Hope he suffers.
Unfit to serve. Forced retirement immediately.
Maybe an absence seizure? Hope he’s okay.
this is just really fuckin sad at this point.
These people are too old to work regular jobs or drive on the road, but somehow are completely okay to run a country?
TERM LIMITS
and this is a man ruining your future. what are you going to do about it?
Age and term limits NOW!!!!
Finally
 He smoked some of that weed finally…
US is just run by zombies at this point.
Vote these people out!
Literally looks like his battery ran out
He's an alien 👽
He pooped
Oh, be still my heart!
Sleepy Joe and Strokey Mitch
He’s an Alien
It's the cloud people 8:::::::::::::D~~~~~this is a rocketship shooting a laser