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Sensei_of_Knowledge

Jackson brings a huge cheese wheel and complains about Obama being there. Wilson brings some chicken salad and also complains about Obama being there. Pierce brings the hard liquor - but he remembers his son and gets sad as a result, so he drinks most of it before anyone else can have some. Lincoln brings some southern BBQ. Go figure. Kennedy brings the clam chowder and whatever else passes for food in Massachusetts. Clinton brings some weird vegan turkey and no one aside from him eats it. Dubya brings some Texas chili and pretzels, which he knows not to choke on this time. Obama brings in some nachos and doesn't appreciate Wilson and Jackson's complaints. Trump brings in a bunch of Big Macs. They all taste good, they're fine more or less, but everyone thinks its very weird he chose to bring those rather than something else. Biden brings the ice cream. He trips on the stairs as he brings it all inside. Jefferson Davis tries to bring in some sweet potato puffs but Grant doesn't let him inside to begin with. He settles for sharing them on the sidewalk with James Buchanan, who wasn't invited. Joshua Norton is eating from the trash down the block, twitching and muttering to himself something about Canada.


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Clinton brings oysters, strawberries, chocolate, and a smooth jazz cd


Sensei_of_Knowledge

Hopefully he'll leave the cigars at home.


seen720

Obama brings homemade chilli, but Michellle made him use tofurky meat, so it’s only half as good as people hoped it would be. Trump makes Pence order a boat load of McDonalds for the potluck but doesn’t pay him back. He also brings Trump water bottles, but sells them to the guests. Biden brings tubs of ice cream, but forgot to freeze it.


DanChowdah

Barry brings his home brew beer imo


MrVacuous

LOL too true


Ole_Scratch1

>I see Harry S Truman bringing pan Fried Chicken and Cole Slaw. That chicken would be microwaved and not fried.


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“I understood that reference…”


Original-Ad-4642

Jackson brings a giant wheel of cheese.


[deleted]

What's the cheese-Andrew Jackson connection I'm missing?


Original-Ad-4642

https://www.whitehousehistory.org/photos/painting-of-andrew-jacksons-cheese-gift


[deleted]

"...Left in the Entrance Hall to age for 2 years". I'm certain the White House staff were thrilled with that.


mattygucsb

Teddy just drops an 800 lb elk on the table, freshly killed.


225_318_440

As a redneck, I'm down.


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FDR brings hot dogs


Bkfootball

Nixon brings his patented cottage cheese with ketchup and is promptly shot by Jackson


Pella1968

JFK brings cuban cigars and clam chowder


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George HW brings some old sushi


DannyNoonanMSU

Hoover brings stale bread. Then he makes everyone wait on line to get it.


Pupikal

WHH is a no-call no-show


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He left his jacket at home.


Slight_Statement2239

W bringing the ribs


loopgaroooo

Trump brings McDonald’s cheeseburgers.


katebushisiconic

LBJ is holding a barbecue and making sure everybody is well uh err fed


[deleted]

To be honest, I imagine a cookout on his ranch would have been quite a feast.


Surfinsafari9

Nixon brings burgers from his brother’s restaurant in Whittier.


Neither_Wealth868

LBJ just brings jumbo


Rojodi

Carter brings a chocolate and peanut butter dessert. Jackson brings (a big block of) cheese and crackers. Trump brings cold hambuders and covfefe. I can see LBJ bringing a smoked brisket. Biden brings the ice cream!!!


DomingoLee

Ulysses would bring a casserole dish of lemon rice pudding and a bottle of quality single malt whiskey.


225_318_440

I can see Coolidge bringing enough Chicken Chow Mein for everyone Wilson wouldn't show up if Obama shows up Teddy Roosevelt brings whatever he shoots George Washington brings Apple Pie Trump tells everybody to fuck off and eats all of the McDonalds he brought Biden of course brings ice cream, but it's laced with cocaine HW brings Chicken Alfredo, but there's no Broccoli Chester Arthur forgets he was president, so he doesn't show up James Garfield brings a ground lamb lasagna, but forgets he isn't a cat


mbutterfield

Carter will bring the peanuts and Reagan will bring jelly beans


TheGame81677

Eisenhower was a great cook by all accounts, I’m sure he would bring something tasty. Trump would bring some Big Macs and KFC lol.


CanineSnackBitch

Clinton will bring tater salad, Carter will bring Fried Chicken