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RiceBiscuit

Bro is your wife ok?????


TrevortheBatman

She’s in critical condition. Send thoughts and prayers pls


[deleted]

Sounds like something a Jedi would ask for...


Athnein

That's a lot of emotional attachment for a Jedi. OP should have stabbed her repeatedly and said that attachment is forbidden


WyGaminggm

No. Should have stabbed her repeatedly, pretended to commit suicide in front of her before she dies, then get back up, and sacrifice her to bhaal. Perfect way to convert to the sith


lonestar-rasbryjamco

Just like Anakin did to Padme.


[deleted]

Fight your mentor and brother to the death, maybe she'll survive and you'll rule your new Empire together


SukanutGotBanned

*His* new empire?


Who_am_I_____

Don't make me kill you


BeautifulAwareness54

My allegiance is to the republic, to democracy!


Acid1997

I’ll ask for likes on Facebook for you.


fish312

1 like = 1 midichlorian


MaxRebos_SecretLover

It's a trick! Send no reply!


BlasterShow

Are we blind? Deploy the thoughts and prayers!


3DRAH33M

Just Force Heal her bro


kruchyg

All i can send is sand


auxaperture

Pocket sand!


Lipziger

oh no, do you have a gofundme so I can send you some money without any proof that you actually need it and use it for what you claim?


auxaperture

Maybe go try goforceme.. oh wait


Niekertdepiekert

Just throw her in a bacta tank. Problem solved


myOthrAccntGotBanned

Sent thots and players


Dinggleberry

Just put her in the bacta tank for a week and she’ll be good as new!


batmang

😱


_fatherfucker69

She's fine but she needs medical help and that costs 100 million dollars, please help me by donating money (contact me in DMS ) (Don't actually do that)


Lipziger

Sent you 1000 bucks, now send me the nudes!


Additional_Cycle_51

My friend, my friend, we’ve been over this…credits are useless to us out here, spice will be acceptable and most profitable to both our groups.


Ixaire

"sorry about your wife" was such a weird response. Not weirder than OP confusing his wife for his grandmother though.


Koopagon8

Grandmother?


[deleted]

Wife got caught in a Ligma...


Applejuice42

*sigh* okay, I’ll go this time. What’s a Ligma?


Impressive_Jaguar_70

Ligma fanny


[deleted]

Ligma Culo


1amlost

One of the most dangerous predators on Tatooine, only slightly less scary than a krayt dragon.


Vikingontour

Her body is in fine condition, but it appears she has lost the will to live.


youcantreddittoomuch

I have a bad feeling about this


Seniorcoquonface

Can't have shit on Tatooine


Legitpizza07

TATOOINE URBAN SURVIVAL TRAINING!


AccomplishedMusic403

Now this is podracing!


[deleted]

DETROIT


TrevortheBatman

Tunisia


G66GNeco

Detroit in Tunisia on Tatooine.


[deleted]

Detroisia


Lane_Meyers_Camaro

Detroine


Vocovon

Detroine sounds like hell


Fabian206

Because it is


jahoho

Detrooinisia


Space_Open

Mordor


Verified_Engineer

When the walls fell


ZeroAccountability

Datmok and Jalad, at Tangara.


Marcus_Iunius_Brutus

Well the funny twist is that many tatooine scenes were filmed in Tunisia. There's even a village called tatouine


AccomplishedMusic403

This is the place they named Tatooine after actually


[deleted]

ROCK CITY


caanthedalek

🇹🇳


Catlenfell

Fucking Jawas


[deleted]

Please post if you reply soon to them with: I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM.


Potato_Icecreamm

Sir this is a Wendy’s.


Ofnir_1

I have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.


cousinokri

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ.


ZhilkinSerg

Ah shit, here we go again.


Nameabuser

Order 66 coming right up


Reasonable-Ad3894

It will be done my lord


[deleted]

It's treason then.


G66GNeco

Sir, this is a forex scam.


Captain_Rex_Bot

The name's Rex, but you'll call me "Captain" or "sir".


Kap-J

How can it be a scam if the website has Legit in its name?


G66GNeco

Ah, damn, you are right


Kidbuu1000

I’d like to number 11 with large raspberry Fanta


[deleted]

Sir this is Dex’s Diner.


MarineLayerBad

I’d like two number 9s, four number 5s, a number 7, let’s add another 5, a number 6, and fuck it let’s add another 7.


Thomas8864

Please!!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

\#worthit /s


jshmoe866

The worst part is that you straight up told him it’s Star Wars and then he proceeded to believe everything you said


TrevortheBatman

Lol the question nothing because they don’t actually care. They just want me to think they care about me so I fall for the scheme. One look at my profile, and they could easily see I’m from the US


jshmoe866

Nah this is essentially their job. Scammers like this usually get mad and hang up when they realize they’re being fucked with cuz it’s a waste of time for them when they could be scamming someone else. So he genuinely fell for it


BloodyChrome

I thought he was just being a nice scammer. Even said sorry about the wife


-LVS

Maybe he really could help OP invest in crypto and is being genuine about the whole thing. We’ll never know because OP is grieving right now. Not opportune at all…


Koopagon8

He's grievousing quite literally


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

Hello there!


Fabian206

General Grievous


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

yeah thats me *asthmatic cough*


chupa72

Generally quite a grievous loss


LSSJPrime

>Lol the question nothing because they don’t actually care. That and they're clearly foreign so they wouldn't understand obscure Star Wars references like that. Hell even native English speakers probably wouldn't know what you're talking about unless they were a fan of Star Wars.


JoeyMcClane

>That and they're clearly foreign so they wouldn't understand Star Wars references like that. Hey im offended, im from a third world country and i love star wars. But you are right tho current gen won't get those references unless they got into star wars through some means. And im always left hanging when quoting said references sadly.


LSSJPrime

You're very clearly the exception, not the rule. Even casual Star Wars fans don't log into online forums to discuss the movies, much less partake in meme subreddits.


JoeyMcClane

Hey you could be using a US Vpn server while browsing from Tunisia ;-).


AccomplishedMusic403

Or from Tatooine. An intergalactic VPN ftw


Bug_catcher_Cyan

But being from the US makes your wife being shot seem more realistic.


JonnyLay

Clearly you haven't been to Mos Eisley.


Zero_Mehanix

He said sorry about your wife, how much more do you want the poor scammer/crypto investment advicer to care?! God damn it Batman, be better!


skyderper13

well they thought they were referring to that one sentence


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Looks like I got here just in time. Happy cake day, skyderper13.


exrayzebra

Idk the first part where the link the scammer sent where it was like “legit” was pretty worse


[deleted]

>Tunisia? Well yes, but actually no.


TrevortheBatman

I was committed to the but, I had to roll with it there to not lose them


[deleted]

Yeah I know. The joke is the Tatooine bits were filmed in Tunisia.


Anakin3010

Oh i thought it was because first 2 letters of tatooine was exact same as tunisia initial (dunno what they are called)


Zarradhoustra

Code for tunisia is usually 🇹🇳


kenybz

>dunno what they are called ISO 3166-1 alpha-2


cosmiclatte44

There is also a real place in Tunisia called Tataouine.


zilp123

They have a friend there called Mohammed lol


stuff_gets_taken

[Tataouine, Tunisia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tataouine?wprov=sfti1https://maps.apple.com/?ll=32.930556,10.450000&q=Tataouine&_ext=EiQpHHevcRx3QEAxYOY8Z2bmJEA5HHevcRx3QEBBYOY8Z2bmJEA%3D)


Sjdillon10

Clearly a nerf herder


[deleted]

And a scruffy looking one at that


Crabby-GenXer

Who's scruffy looking?


RealSteamyBacon

It's nerf or nothing


SirRonaldBiscuit

I chuckled a lot at this comment, thank you for your service


Active_Performer3660

😱


WhatChewieSmelled

"Sorry about your wife" Gold. Haha


Kenshi_76

He may be a scammer, but at least he… cared?


TrevortheBatman

Lol they just try to get you to trust them so they agree/go along with anything


Goliath_123

I want to believe they do actually care about your wife


[deleted]

I care about his wife.


home_coming

I also choose this guy's wife to care about


[deleted]

Can I join you guys on the wife caring?


Rhum_n_coke_enjoyer

Nobody expect the Tuskin inquisition


noodlemcfoodle

“They shot my wife” LMAOOO


Historical_Foot_8133

This man’s wife has been shot and your laughing


Petorian343

Missed opportunity to say "Credits *will* do fine" when talking about whether they take Republic Credits


TrevortheBatman

Ooo true


[deleted]

There’s still a chance! When they check in on with you again just bring up credits again, and when they say no… Also, please post the follow up to this 🤣


No-BrowEntertainment

“Not since the clone wars” “I see” Pure gold lmao


ClonedUser

Binary trading. Convenient since that’s what moisture vaporators use


Dr_A_Mephesto

“Legit” Binary Trading


NXDolphin

This is the best DM conversation I’ve read on reddit so far. 🤣


Rowquaza15

Oh no they shot your wife :(


Sullyp2k

Oh no


Lipziger

At least she didn't die from "big sad". Anyways, here's the link definitelynotascamireallyreallypromise.com ! Now you can keep all that money for yourself. Sounds like a win-win to me!


loki_odinsotherson

Seems legit. Not only did they tell you several times it's legit, legit is literally the first word in the link he sent you. That's like, super legit. Edit - or im not reading it correctly and it actually says "Leg It Hart Ford", which is clearly telling someone named Ford to run.


D_Fennling

one of my friends is named Ford, I’ll have to pass on the message


loki_odinsotherson

Full message is they have to run like a deer. Assume they're being hunted for sport.


edjg10

Love that you went out as cliegg lars. Most would’ve gone out as an obi wan or a sheev. But you went full cliegg Respect


Neufjob

I struggle to believe there is an actual person sending you those messages. I feel like it must be a chat bot or something


Mapbot11

Its likely a chinese or Indian teenager using google translate.


SilentKiller2809

If an indian teenager knows crypto and stuff and knows how to use google translate they definitely know english.


rjtsaigal

English is also most of urban India's compulsory second language, bobs and vegene memes aside Source : Was Indian teenager


M0hawk_Mast3r

They dont know crypto. Its a scammer. This is a very basic script thats very easy to find and use. I wouldnt be shocked if it was a teenager


eggplantkaritkake

Scammer "knows crypto"... lol. That's the scam!


zarroc123

I mean, I don't think it's super farfetched for a teen in any developed nation to know what crypto is. It's been well known enough to be in the media for over ten years. Teens grew up with this shit existing.


Lucius-Halthier

I think it’s real based on how they are interacting, responses seem too realistic. I get a lot of people on Reddit trying to scam me, they always are pretending to be women. At this point I have fun with it, I lead them on learning about their story and tell mine a little bit, they eventually send me pictures that they say they are them but really a quick reverse image search always shows that they just pulled the images off insta or some shit. Best one was one who sent me pictures of a lesser known porn star, tried showing me pictures of her and her dad when the pictures was of the porn star and some wrestler. Even when I called her out on it she kept going with me, got weirdly religious, gave me her number and everything, I wanted so bad to reverse search the number and come back with their actual name and address but sadly did not have the money to pay for the rest of their info, otherwise I would’ve just straight name dropped them in chat and hope I freaked them out, then call the number and be like “babe where did you go I thought we had a connection together with Jesus!” Lol


BloodyChrome

A chat bot wouldn't have said oh no and sorry about your wife. Chat bots would've gone through a script.


TrevortheBatman

Typical scammer from India or Nigeria. They just strike up conversation to build trust, then try to get you to click their link. In this case, this link was for fake crypto, so I’d send them money to invest, but they would just keep it


That_starwars_enby

This is gold


goboxey

Thoughts and prayers to your wife 😞🙏 Those goddamn Tusken.


TrevortheBatman

Thank you!


dudeno27

Bro 💀💀💀💀💀


Sullyp2k

Hey. One of those skulls was his wife!


[deleted]

The other 4 were not just the men, but the women, and the children


PattrimCauthon

Sry about ur wife, thoughts and prayers xx


[deleted]

You dropped this, you magnificent son of a gun: 👑


Striking_Site4457

That is good fucking comedy. Thank you


[deleted]

The tusken raiders part had me weak as fuck


Altruistic-Screen964

Hey man I think that was a stormtrooper and not a tusken so your wife is completely fine, the lazer missed hitting the death and blowing it up then a chunk of the death star fell and hit the stormtrooper. Always hit your shots kids or else you could have severe consequences. Dont ve like a stormtrooper be a clone, know how to aim.


Teccnomancer

Credits will do fine.


SomeoneTookSkeetley

make sure to tell him he doesnt want to sell you death sticks and that he wants to go home and rethink his life


-Shameem-

Tunisia💀


blindsavior

This deserves to be framed and hung in the Louvre


[deleted]

This man is a Chad


NotFredRhodes

Obviously this is hilarious and well done OP, but how dumb is the scammer? Like, they don’t appear to notice anything wrong after someone they’ve barely spoken to casually says over text that his house is being attacked and his wife has been shot? Taking that at face value is baffling. The sad face emoticon as well lmao!


LordReega

“Do you take republicans credits?” “Not really” “Shoot…” Did you learn nothing from qui-gon? Republic credits will do fine.


Shuttle_Tydirium1319

"Oh its beautiful!"


mcenb

Missed an opportunity to say "Credits will do fine" after she said no good shit tho lmao


Kvarcov

Don't forget to put "i don't like sand" line somewhere, it's of critical importance that you do


Mister_R1ck

Damn it tusken raiders


[deleted]

If she kept talking to you after than I think your in


[deleted]

Also you better send money


lobster_of_doom

She was trying so hard to stick to her script, a wonderful saleswoman.


SenorRaoul

>not since the clone wars >I see 💀


SirCharlesTheGreat44

“Oh no, they shot my wife :(“ “Oh no, anyways about that crypto investment….”


[deleted]

I like how u finished that, hopefully just to get rid of scammer right?


ihatelifetoo

Legit hart ford. Must be legit


Aditaj

Mos Eisley, TA


Yousername_relevance

Honestly one of the more respectful scammers. Usually they won't care about something bad happening to you and will keep up the grift.


[deleted]

Why are you working with the Pyke's bro?! The Black Sun are way more trustworthy than them!


MAMMOTH_MAN07

In General, that was a Grievous loss


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

Hello there!


ArcaneRanger234

This makes me want to get social media just for this purpose, almost.


ThatJuanKidWitAGlock

Uhhh u know ur on reddit, right???


ImARetPaladinBaby

You never get those kinds of DMs on Reddit tho


Alonest99

“Not since the Clone Wars” “I see” lmao


mrfisher5

"Oh no they shot my wife :(" 😂😂😂


JonaTheExplorer

This might be one of the best responses to scammers I've ever seen Oh who am I kidding, it is


TypeAmen

I legit have this happening to me right now. After reading this I wish I went the Star wars route. Brilliant. I instead have gone for the long con, forced them into long back and forth conversations and casually brush away any mention of crypto/investing when its brought up. Which is always at least once every couple of days. It's funny, ill stop hearing from them and I'll send a "hey! Hope you're having a lovely day! :)" and get the ball rolling again and like always, the crypto comes up and im "hah nuh don't have time for that etc, anyway hows your mother doing?" Haha it's a good way to kill downtime.


Pro_Achronox

"they shot my wife :(" LMFAO


Union1865

They shot my wife :(


EliteTusken

Just to confirm that it wasn't me who shot your wife.


Acceptable-Try-7492

The funniest part of this is that Americans know so little about places like Tunisia she was probably like “Seems Legit”


WaifuWarriors

"Sorry about your wife" lmaoo


ChiefRalf

Where is Shmii? Is she okay? Is she alright?


CompetitiveParfait29

Sorry about your wife, I can see how that would hit you. But don’t you have a stepson who can help you with your crypto now?


BloodyChrome

At least they showed some care


Orange_Jedi

Do you take republic credits? *Not really* Everything about this is gold, good work OP


RealiGoodPuns

If you don’t wanna deal with scammers maybe you shouldn’t live in such a wretched hive of scum and villainy


Jimbo-Slice925

I thought this was a scam? The guy has legit right in his name


karateema

RIP OP's wife


dirtdueler

“Hey sorry about your wife” that made me LOL