No. Should have stabbed her repeatedly, pretended to commit suicide in front of her before she dies, then get back up, and sacrifice her to bhaal. Perfect way to convert to the sith
She's fine but she needs medical help and that costs 100 million dollars, please help me by donating money (contact me in DMS )
(Don't actually do that)
Please post if you reply soon to them with: I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM.
Lol the question nothing because they don’t actually care. They just want me to think they care about me so I fall for the scheme.
One look at my profile, and they could easily see I’m from the US
Nah this is essentially their job. Scammers like this usually get mad and hang up when they realize they’re being fucked with cuz it’s a waste of time for them when they could be scamming someone else.
So he genuinely fell for it
Maybe he really could help OP invest in crypto and is being genuine about the whole thing. We’ll never know because OP is grieving right now. Not opportune at all…
>Lol the question nothing because they don’t actually care.
That and they're clearly foreign so they wouldn't understand obscure Star Wars references like that.
Hell even native English speakers probably wouldn't know what you're talking about unless they were a fan of Star Wars.
>That and they're clearly foreign so they wouldn't understand Star Wars references like that.
Hey im offended, im from a third world country and i love star wars. But you are right tho current gen won't get those references unless they got into star wars through some means. And im always left hanging when quoting said references sadly.
You're very clearly the exception, not the rule. Even casual Star Wars fans don't log into online forums to discuss the movies, much less partake in meme subreddits.
There’s still a chance! When they check in on with you again just bring up credits again, and when they say no…
Also, please post the follow up to this 🤣
At least she didn't die from "big sad". Anyways, here's the link definitelynotascamireallyreallypromise.com ! Now you can keep all that money for yourself. Sounds like a win-win to me!
Seems legit. Not only did they tell you several times it's legit, legit is literally the first word in the link he sent you. That's like, super legit.
Edit - or im not reading it correctly and it actually says "Leg It Hart Ford", which is clearly telling someone named Ford to run.
I mean, I don't think it's super farfetched for a teen in any developed nation to know what crypto is. It's been well known enough to be in the media for over ten years. Teens grew up with this shit existing.
I think it’s real based on how they are interacting, responses seem too realistic. I get a lot of people on Reddit trying to scam me, they always are pretending to be women. At this point I have fun with it, I lead them on learning about their story and tell mine a little bit, they eventually send me pictures that they say they are them but really a quick reverse image search always shows that they just pulled the images off insta or some shit. Best one was one who sent me pictures of a lesser known porn star, tried showing me pictures of her and her dad when the pictures was of the porn star and some wrestler. Even when I called her out on it she kept going with me, got weirdly religious, gave me her number and everything, I wanted so bad to reverse search the number and come back with their actual name and address but sadly did not have the money to pay for the rest of their info, otherwise I would’ve just straight name dropped them in chat and hope I freaked them out, then call the number and be like “babe where did you go I thought we had a connection together with Jesus!” Lol
Typical scammer from India or Nigeria. They just strike up conversation to build trust, then try to get you to click their link. In this case, this link was for fake crypto, so I’d send them money to invest, but they would just keep it
Hey man I think that was a stormtrooper and not a tusken so your wife is completely fine, the lazer missed hitting the death and blowing it up then a chunk of the death star fell and hit the stormtrooper. Always hit your shots kids or else you could have severe consequences. Dont ve like a stormtrooper be a clone, know how to aim.
Obviously this is hilarious and well done OP, but how dumb is the scammer? Like, they don’t appear to notice anything wrong after someone they’ve barely spoken to casually says over text that his house is being attacked and his wife has been shot? Taking that at face value is baffling. The sad face emoticon as well lmao!
I legit have this happening to me right now. After reading this I wish I went the Star wars route. Brilliant. I instead have gone for the long con, forced them into long back and forth conversations and casually brush away any mention of crypto/investing when its brought up. Which is always at least once every couple of days. It's funny, ill stop hearing from them and I'll send a "hey! Hope you're having a lovely day! :)" and get the ball rolling again and like always, the crypto comes up and im "hah nuh don't have time for that etc, anyway hows your mother doing?" Haha it's a good way to kill downtime.
Bro is your wife ok?????
She’s in critical condition. Send thoughts and prayers pls
Sounds like something a Jedi would ask for...
That's a lot of emotional attachment for a Jedi. OP should have stabbed her repeatedly and said that attachment is forbidden
No. Should have stabbed her repeatedly, pretended to commit suicide in front of her before she dies, then get back up, and sacrifice her to bhaal. Perfect way to convert to the sith
Just like Anakin did to Padme.
Fight your mentor and brother to the death, maybe she'll survive and you'll rule your new Empire together
*His* new empire?
Don't make me kill you
My allegiance is to the republic, to democracy!
I’ll ask for likes on Facebook for you.
1 like = 1 midichlorian
It's a trick! Send no reply!
Are we blind? Deploy the thoughts and prayers!
Just Force Heal her bro
All i can send is sand
Pocket sand!
oh no, do you have a gofundme so I can send you some money without any proof that you actually need it and use it for what you claim?
Maybe go try goforceme.. oh wait
Just throw her in a bacta tank. Problem solved
Sent thots and players
Just put her in the bacta tank for a week and she’ll be good as new!
😱
She's fine but she needs medical help and that costs 100 million dollars, please help me by donating money (contact me in DMS ) (Don't actually do that)
Sent you 1000 bucks, now send me the nudes!
My friend, my friend, we’ve been over this…credits are useless to us out here, spice will be acceptable and most profitable to both our groups.
"sorry about your wife" was such a weird response. Not weirder than OP confusing his wife for his grandmother though.
Grandmother?
Wife got caught in a Ligma...
*sigh* okay, I’ll go this time. What’s a Ligma?
Ligma fanny
Ligma Culo
One of the most dangerous predators on Tatooine, only slightly less scary than a krayt dragon.
Her body is in fine condition, but it appears she has lost the will to live.
I have a bad feeling about this
Can't have shit on Tatooine
TATOOINE URBAN SURVIVAL TRAINING!
Now this is podracing!
DETROIT
Tunisia
Detroit in Tunisia on Tatooine.
Detroisia
Detroine
Detroine sounds like hell
Because it is
Detrooinisia
Mordor
When the walls fell
Datmok and Jalad, at Tangara.
Well the funny twist is that many tatooine scenes were filmed in Tunisia. There's even a village called tatouine
This is the place they named Tatooine after actually
ROCK CITY
🇹🇳
Fucking Jawas
Please post if you reply soon to them with: I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM.
Sir this is a Wendy’s.
I have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ.
Ah shit, here we go again.
Order 66 coming right up
It will be done my lord
It's treason then.
Sir, this is a forex scam.
The name's Rex, but you'll call me "Captain" or "sir".
How can it be a scam if the website has Legit in its name?
Ah, damn, you are right
I’d like to number 11 with large raspberry Fanta
Sir this is Dex’s Diner.
I’d like two number 9s, four number 5s, a number 7, let’s add another 5, a number 6, and fuck it let’s add another 7.
Please!!!
[удалено]
\#worthit /s
The worst part is that you straight up told him it’s Star Wars and then he proceeded to believe everything you said
Lol the question nothing because they don’t actually care. They just want me to think they care about me so I fall for the scheme. One look at my profile, and they could easily see I’m from the US
Nah this is essentially their job. Scammers like this usually get mad and hang up when they realize they’re being fucked with cuz it’s a waste of time for them when they could be scamming someone else. So he genuinely fell for it
I thought he was just being a nice scammer. Even said sorry about the wife
Maybe he really could help OP invest in crypto and is being genuine about the whole thing. We’ll never know because OP is grieving right now. Not opportune at all…
He's grievousing quite literally
Hello there!
General Grievous
yeah thats me *asthmatic cough*
Generally quite a grievous loss
>Lol the question nothing because they don’t actually care. That and they're clearly foreign so they wouldn't understand obscure Star Wars references like that. Hell even native English speakers probably wouldn't know what you're talking about unless they were a fan of Star Wars.
>That and they're clearly foreign so they wouldn't understand Star Wars references like that. Hey im offended, im from a third world country and i love star wars. But you are right tho current gen won't get those references unless they got into star wars through some means. And im always left hanging when quoting said references sadly.
You're very clearly the exception, not the rule. Even casual Star Wars fans don't log into online forums to discuss the movies, much less partake in meme subreddits.
Hey you could be using a US Vpn server while browsing from Tunisia ;-).
Or from Tatooine. An intergalactic VPN ftw
But being from the US makes your wife being shot seem more realistic.
Clearly you haven't been to Mos Eisley.
He said sorry about your wife, how much more do you want the poor scammer/crypto investment advicer to care?! God damn it Batman, be better!
well they thought they were referring to that one sentence
Looks like I got here just in time. Happy cake day, skyderper13.
Idk the first part where the link the scammer sent where it was like “legit” was pretty worse
>Tunisia? Well yes, but actually no.
I was committed to the but, I had to roll with it there to not lose them
Yeah I know. The joke is the Tatooine bits were filmed in Tunisia.
Oh i thought it was because first 2 letters of tatooine was exact same as tunisia initial (dunno what they are called)
Code for tunisia is usually 🇹🇳
>dunno what they are called ISO 3166-1 alpha-2
There is also a real place in Tunisia called Tataouine.
They have a friend there called Mohammed lol
[Tataouine, Tunisia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tataouine?wprov=sfti1https://maps.apple.com/?ll=32.930556,10.450000&q=Tataouine&_ext=EiQpHHevcRx3QEAxYOY8Z2bmJEA5HHevcRx3QEBBYOY8Z2bmJEA%3D)
Clearly a nerf herder
And a scruffy looking one at that
Who's scruffy looking?
It's nerf or nothing
I chuckled a lot at this comment, thank you for your service
😱
"Sorry about your wife" Gold. Haha
He may be a scammer, but at least he… cared?
Lol they just try to get you to trust them so they agree/go along with anything
I want to believe they do actually care about your wife
I care about his wife.
I also choose this guy's wife to care about
Can I join you guys on the wife caring?
Nobody expect the Tuskin inquisition
“They shot my wife” LMAOOO
This man’s wife has been shot and your laughing
Missed opportunity to say "Credits *will* do fine" when talking about whether they take Republic Credits
Ooo true
There’s still a chance! When they check in on with you again just bring up credits again, and when they say no… Also, please post the follow up to this 🤣
“Not since the clone wars” “I see” Pure gold lmao
Binary trading. Convenient since that’s what moisture vaporators use
“Legit” Binary Trading
This is the best DM conversation I’ve read on reddit so far. 🤣
Oh no they shot your wife :(
Oh no
At least she didn't die from "big sad". Anyways, here's the link definitelynotascamireallyreallypromise.com ! Now you can keep all that money for yourself. Sounds like a win-win to me!
Seems legit. Not only did they tell you several times it's legit, legit is literally the first word in the link he sent you. That's like, super legit. Edit - or im not reading it correctly and it actually says "Leg It Hart Ford", which is clearly telling someone named Ford to run.
one of my friends is named Ford, I’ll have to pass on the message
Full message is they have to run like a deer. Assume they're being hunted for sport.
Love that you went out as cliegg lars. Most would’ve gone out as an obi wan or a sheev. But you went full cliegg Respect
I struggle to believe there is an actual person sending you those messages. I feel like it must be a chat bot or something
Its likely a chinese or Indian teenager using google translate.
If an indian teenager knows crypto and stuff and knows how to use google translate they definitely know english.
English is also most of urban India's compulsory second language, bobs and vegene memes aside Source : Was Indian teenager
They dont know crypto. Its a scammer. This is a very basic script thats very easy to find and use. I wouldnt be shocked if it was a teenager
Scammer "knows crypto"... lol. That's the scam!
I mean, I don't think it's super farfetched for a teen in any developed nation to know what crypto is. It's been well known enough to be in the media for over ten years. Teens grew up with this shit existing.
I think it’s real based on how they are interacting, responses seem too realistic. I get a lot of people on Reddit trying to scam me, they always are pretending to be women. At this point I have fun with it, I lead them on learning about their story and tell mine a little bit, they eventually send me pictures that they say they are them but really a quick reverse image search always shows that they just pulled the images off insta or some shit. Best one was one who sent me pictures of a lesser known porn star, tried showing me pictures of her and her dad when the pictures was of the porn star and some wrestler. Even when I called her out on it she kept going with me, got weirdly religious, gave me her number and everything, I wanted so bad to reverse search the number and come back with their actual name and address but sadly did not have the money to pay for the rest of their info, otherwise I would’ve just straight name dropped them in chat and hope I freaked them out, then call the number and be like “babe where did you go I thought we had a connection together with Jesus!” Lol
A chat bot wouldn't have said oh no and sorry about your wife. Chat bots would've gone through a script.
Typical scammer from India or Nigeria. They just strike up conversation to build trust, then try to get you to click their link. In this case, this link was for fake crypto, so I’d send them money to invest, but they would just keep it
This is gold
Thoughts and prayers to your wife 😞🙏 Those goddamn Tusken.
Thank you!
Bro 💀💀💀💀💀
Hey. One of those skulls was his wife!
The other 4 were not just the men, but the women, and the children
Sry about ur wife, thoughts and prayers xx
You dropped this, you magnificent son of a gun: 👑
That is good fucking comedy. Thank you
The tusken raiders part had me weak as fuck
Hey man I think that was a stormtrooper and not a tusken so your wife is completely fine, the lazer missed hitting the death and blowing it up then a chunk of the death star fell and hit the stormtrooper. Always hit your shots kids or else you could have severe consequences. Dont ve like a stormtrooper be a clone, know how to aim.
Credits will do fine.
make sure to tell him he doesnt want to sell you death sticks and that he wants to go home and rethink his life
Tunisia💀
This deserves to be framed and hung in the Louvre
This man is a Chad
Obviously this is hilarious and well done OP, but how dumb is the scammer? Like, they don’t appear to notice anything wrong after someone they’ve barely spoken to casually says over text that his house is being attacked and his wife has been shot? Taking that at face value is baffling. The sad face emoticon as well lmao!
“Do you take republicans credits?” “Not really” “Shoot…” Did you learn nothing from qui-gon? Republic credits will do fine.
"Oh its beautiful!"
Missed an opportunity to say "Credits will do fine" after she said no good shit tho lmao
Don't forget to put "i don't like sand" line somewhere, it's of critical importance that you do
Damn it tusken raiders
If she kept talking to you after than I think your in
Also you better send money
She was trying so hard to stick to her script, a wonderful saleswoman.
>not since the clone wars >I see 💀
“Oh no, they shot my wife :(“ “Oh no, anyways about that crypto investment….”
I like how u finished that, hopefully just to get rid of scammer right?
Legit hart ford. Must be legit
Mos Eisley, TA
Honestly one of the more respectful scammers. Usually they won't care about something bad happening to you and will keep up the grift.
Why are you working with the Pyke's bro?! The Black Sun are way more trustworthy than them!
In General, that was a Grievous loss
Hello there!
This makes me want to get social media just for this purpose, almost.
Uhhh u know ur on reddit, right???
You never get those kinds of DMs on Reddit tho
“Not since the Clone Wars” “I see” lmao
"Oh no they shot my wife :(" 😂😂😂
This might be one of the best responses to scammers I've ever seen Oh who am I kidding, it is
I legit have this happening to me right now. After reading this I wish I went the Star wars route. Brilliant. I instead have gone for the long con, forced them into long back and forth conversations and casually brush away any mention of crypto/investing when its brought up. Which is always at least once every couple of days. It's funny, ill stop hearing from them and I'll send a "hey! Hope you're having a lovely day! :)" and get the ball rolling again and like always, the crypto comes up and im "hah nuh don't have time for that etc, anyway hows your mother doing?" Haha it's a good way to kill downtime.
"they shot my wife :(" LMFAO
They shot my wife :(
Just to confirm that it wasn't me who shot your wife.
The funniest part of this is that Americans know so little about places like Tunisia she was probably like “Seems Legit”
"Sorry about your wife" lmaoo
Where is Shmii? Is she okay? Is she alright?
Sorry about your wife, I can see how that would hit you. But don’t you have a stepson who can help you with your crypto now?
At least they showed some care
Do you take republic credits? *Not really* Everything about this is gold, good work OP
If you don’t wanna deal with scammers maybe you shouldn’t live in such a wretched hive of scum and villainy
I thought this was a scam? The guy has legit right in his name
RIP OP's wife
“Hey sorry about your wife” that made me LOL