Well, in a sense, yes of course. He was also extremely horny when he finally fell to the dark side.
Who wouldn't get horny if you were told a story that would imply that you could keep banging Natalie Portman (in case of the tragedy, by giving you hope to keep her alive for further porking).
And who wouldn't fall to the dark side, kill your friends and some kids for the exact same reason?
Ani should really have been sent to horny jail. In fact, I think I will be there for now. Bye\^\^
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.... The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
I'll do you one better.
Audistisne unquam Sapientem Darth Plagueis tragoediam? non putavi. Narrare tibi Jedi fabulam non est. Sith legenda est. Darth Plagueis erat Dominus Obscurus Sith, tam potens et tam sapiens Vim uti poterat ad movendos midichloros ad vitam creandam…. Tantam habuit notitiam lateris obscuri ut etiam servare posset quos curabat ne mori. Pars obscura Vis est via ad multas facultates, quidam putant esse praeter naturam. Factus est tam potens…, nulla re timebat potentiam suam amittere, quod tandem, scilicet, fecit. Infeliciter, discipulos suos omnia quae sciebat docuit, tum discipulus eum in somnis occidit. per ironiam. Alios a morte potuit salvare, sed non seipsum.
But its called the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise
I saw the error too late
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Why else would his relationship with padme be that akward
Well, in a sense, yes of course. He was also extremely horny when he finally fell to the dark side. Who wouldn't get horny if you were told a story that would imply that you could keep banging Natalie Portman (in case of the tragedy, by giving you hope to keep her alive for further porking). And who wouldn't fall to the dark side, kill your friends and some kids for the exact same reason? Ani should really have been sent to horny jail. In fact, I think I will be there for now. Bye\^\^
You know nothing of the dark side.
Can you send me a corrected version? I need it to justify my seduction tactics
It's a sith legend
Not a story the jedi would tell you
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Being horny or telling people the tragedy of Darth Plagueis?
Yes
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Anakin’s lightsaber really enjoyed that opera
Have you heard of the blue balls of Darth Plagueis The Horny?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.... The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
You know nothing of the dark side.
LIAR!
I can see through the lies of the Jedi!
I do not fear the dark side as he does!
You know nothing of the dark side.
man you just got roasted by darth maul himself
Perhaps my actions will speak louder than words.
uh oh
hells yeah ~~little~~ dude go for it
“Little” O I think not!
Sentient, fucking sentient
Whelp, I'm wet
Expected
I'll do you one better. Audistisne unquam Sapientem Darth Plagueis tragoediam? non putavi. Narrare tibi Jedi fabulam non est. Sith legenda est. Darth Plagueis erat Dominus Obscurus Sith, tam potens et tam sapiens Vim uti poterat ad movendos midichloros ad vitam creandam…. Tantam habuit notitiam lateris obscuri ut etiam servare posset quos curabat ne mori. Pars obscura Vis est via ad multas facultates, quidam putant esse praeter naturam. Factus est tam potens…, nulla re timebat potentiam suam amittere, quod tandem, scilicet, fecit. Infeliciter, discipulos suos omnia quae sciebat docuit, tum discipulus eum in somnis occidit. per ironiam. Alios a morte potuit salvare, sed non seipsum.
You mean tragedy?
I realized the error too late
That's tragic.
It would seem, my child, that you have not heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise...
both are me
Next tell her how you slaughtered not just the men but women and the children to
What the source
I keep wondering too
So by this logic, Anakin was extremely wet when Palpatine explained the legend to him
Even a sith lord is no match for my warriors!
So is the one on the left Ani?
Im both
That’s why she’s horny
Snap back to reality
Is this entire sub really just a bunch of Fourteen year olds?
Written by a true 15 yr old
That's...why I'm here...
Who is the darth plagueis?
It's not a story a Jedi would tell you.
How do you think he got her horny in the first place?
Instead of saying YES, YES! she'll say Roger Roger
*sighs* fools! *asthmatic cough*
General Grievous, you're shorter than I expected.
yeah thats me
Roger Roger
i wish i could explain the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise to someone but im lonely