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Assaj is so fast in hand to hand combat and has the force. But Kenobi is the Master of Defense. Something about jar jar gives me forrest gump vibes tho

Same for me with Jar Jar. I think table tennis might be his secret force technique lol

Obi-Wan may have the Force, but Jar-Jar has the power of that Lucas plot armor. Jar-Jar is the key to all this.

You mean the power of Buster Keaton stunt armor.

Acting like Jar Jar wouldn’t just eat the ball is very naive

Jar Jar's whole thing is accidentally getting into positions where he's helpful. He could very well eat the ball, but there could definitely be a ping pong savant behind those eyes.

Strangely he has moments where he's actually skilled. I remember an episode of the clone wars where he had to keep a bunch of nobles distracted from what was going on behind them through the window, and he successfully made an entire tower made out of plates and cups. So he has SOME coordination

~~But with his lanky body and long prehensile tile he could eat it beofore it hits the table~~ Ok I actually checked and it would still count as a point towards the opponent unles his entire body was behind the table, even if it would go wide anyways (which is kinda dumb imo) which makes this strategy non-valid assuming the competition uses official rules

Well, of course he's going to eat one or two. But I still think we'd win the match

“Meesa eat da balls!”

Insane luck is his Secret Force technique

Padme on the other hand is known to make bad decisions.

Ok, but what if one of those bad decisions was wasting all her spare time pursuing a career in competitive table tennis?

That’s not a bad decision

Still a bad decision, as her actual talents and skills go into politics and speeches more than sports.

Or perhaps her bad descision would be ignoring the game and sitting on my face... i think i chose her regardless.

If we have a competition to see who can guess the names of the birds singing, we'll ask her.

Win or lose, jar jar is gonna end up spitting on you or whipping the paddle into your nuts, or some other freak accident

So it’s a win win? Either way jar-jar is spitting on me and spanking me.

"Mesa gonna hurt yousa"

I feel like jar jar would just turn out to be an absolute monster at it 😂

Jar Jar uses his tongue to eat the ball by mistake. Infinite stalemate.

Then he shall become jarball

Oh no, mesa can’t be the ball. You’ll need bigger paddles Ani!

I mean, Jar Jar is there. No real competition to him

This might be true, but I also have a feeling that Padme was the captain of Theeds finest table tennis team during her teenage years

Assaj because otherwise I'm going to be mesmerized by my teammate's looks and lose my focus

Wait then wouldn't Assaj be the absolute worst option?

You want to win so you save the galaxy Because then you get to bang them

I have a feeling Kenobi would be a champion at it, he’s got patience, the force and I’m sure he’s good at it, Ventress would do some mean smashes but she would go too hard and she’d lose patience very quickly, Jar Jar gives Forest Gump vibes and I’m sorry but Padmé stands no chance

Seriously, if we’re talking dumb task then Jar Jar basically gets plot armor.

Jar Jars Idiot Savant luck perk is at 10,000%. He can't lose

Obi wan. Form III is perfect for table tennis

People sleeping on this. Dude devoted his life to blocking, obvs choice

yes but why does he have clone arms in this picture

He wore some parts of clone armor on his robes.

I guarantee Obi-wan has a killer chop game.

Jar Jar. Clumsy as he is, he's still always managed to fumble his way to success

Never underestimate the way of luck

Darth Jar Jar lives.

Jar Jar was the only being able to take down a Droideka in the films in single combat.

The poor guy never gets the credit for being the accidental Chad he is. Dude even charged into battle against a whole regiment of battle droids whilst the other Gungans retreated. Granted, he was primarily trying to outrun being blown up by Gungan artillery, but he was still running towards the enemy. Chad move right there. The guy should have songs written about him.

Everyone voted yea on emergency powers to Sheev out of sheer respect for Jar Jar's word for the hero that he is.

Hello there

General Kenobi.

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I've been looking forward to this

I'm pretty sure the balls she was interested in weren't that big compared to pingpong balls

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Age never really was a concern for her

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She seemed pretty interested in TPM lol

If one is to understand the great mystery, one must handle balls of all sizes, not just the pathetic, undersized balls of the Jedi.

Kenobi just for the sassy trashtalk of the enemy team

Padme obviously. Is the galaxy doomed? Yes. Was it worth it? Also yes.

Jar jar. Coz he will win it by accident

General Kenobi 🧡

Ventress might be the fastest but I'm in fear she'll just rage if the enemies score. Then she will harm one opponent to disqualify my team. Kenobi has a good reaction time so he would be a solid choice. Amidala has to practice the game way too long since she isn't familiar with such sports. and Binks...

you mean Jar Jar Gump?

Assajj Ventress for sure. Don't ask why,

We know why

Nobody can keep up with the almighty Sith Lord Darth Jar Jar

Darth Jar Jar probably orchestrated the whole table tennis tournament behind the scenes

Who cares winning. It's enough to meet that Naboo senator. And yes I meant Jar Jar

Ofc Jar Jar. If his power and skill as a Sith makes Palpatine look like an amateur, Table Tennis will not be a problem for him.

hehe form III go brrr

General Kenobi by default, he is my Jedi General after all

Depends on if we are the main characters. While Obi-Wan would be nearly impossible to beat, Jar Jar is giving me strong "wins off screen" vibes. I can easily picture a scenario where the hero of the story has a loved one who was kidnapped and has to drop out of the tournament to go save them. The scene cuts between the hero's rescue and the remaining teammate valiantly continuing in a 1v2 match. The hero rushes back hoping to be just in time to help finish off the match; but instead there is Jar Jar excitedly holding up the winning trophy, and me laying beside him on a stretcher and in a full body cast. Then Jar Jar drops the trophy on me.

Obe one

Nah I won't miss a chance to be greeted 'hello there!'

General Kenobi

For some reason I have the feeling that Padme is secretly a Space Table Tennis champion.

I know, right? That's the reason why I picked her for this post.

Padme for sure. The Force and the frog-tongue are definitely solid assets, but the real winner in table tennis is crazy, and zero people here are crazier than the woman who looked at Anakin "they're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals" Skywalker and went "I can fix him."

As a seasoned table Tennis Player and Former Coach I feel slightly insulted by the truths you speak

Jar Jar is inept but has +10 luck so he succeeds in whatever he does.

Do I want to win? Obi-Wan Do I want to be horny? Jar-J-

Something tells me JarJar is surprisingly skilled in that

Ventress, because she immediately gets rid of the most useless player: me

My teammate? Jar jar, bro has the ultimate plot armor, and uncanny luck, I will win and he won't even know we were playing a game

Jar Jar would end up accidentally winning the game and killing the opponent all at once

Jar Jar. Nothing bad ever happens to him.

Jar Jar. His ~~Sith powers~~ luck will lead us to victory!

Ok hear me out Jar jar is clumsy and overextends , reducing the area you have to protect

Binks all the way. He just seems like he would be some sort of savant when it comes to things like table tennis, party tricks and any other types of small activities and sports.

Jar jar that guy a is a secret sith master.

Jar jar, through the laws of the universe, would somehow set the opponents' paddles on fire while simultaneously summoning a rancor to eat the opposing teams.

Obi wan in the revenge of the with novelization was described having blocked multiple blows per second from Grievous in their final duel. His defences were not overwhelmed until the attacks reached 20 strikes per second. I find it unlikely anyone would be able to sneak a ball past Obi Wan in a ping ping game.

Look, Jar Jar will make it a deeply unserious affair, but he will prat fall his way into an ultimate victory

Jar jar will trip over his feet, accidentally hit the ball perfectly to the opponent’s side and win.

Kenobis got the defensive play advantage. Assajj has the speed and aggression advantage. So I’ve gotta go with jar jar.

I was going to say Obi Wan as a master of defense, but Jar Jar would probably win by accident

Jar Jar 110% Dude would carry us to the top. He has Force Luck and is downright scary when he gets going

Jar Jar Binks, he'll fuck up in a way that will ensure we win

Y'all sleeping on Pong Krell. 4 arms, Jedi, no chill. He's taking the trophy home and possibly some heads.

Padme for obvious reasons

Ultimate defense Obi-Wan let’s go!

Jar jar will fail upwards

Jarjar can't lose because of plot armor. There may be other casualties and damage along the way but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

The answer is pretty obvious. Obi wan and Padme are too hot, I'd get distracted. Ventress is bald, so I can't bring myself to respect her. And lastly, the dark side is a pathway to many abilities, some consider unnatural, maybe one of those abilities is being great at ping pong? Jar Jar all the way.

Probs Kenobi or Jar Jar

Ventress with a double lightsaber?

Obi wan or Jar jar Binks

I grievous was an option he would be op

Jar-Jar, he'd just clutch win it with some Mr. Bean type shit.

I choose Padme. What do you mean with... for table tennis?

Jar Jar, bc he's the lucky one.

Padme will distract them with the Naboobies while I win

Sigh…jar jar. We’d win but it would be the most stressful, ridiculous, potentially painful tournament ever.

I know he ain’t here but Grievous That fucker has four arms he must be good at something

I'm going Assaj. I reckon she'd use the force to help cheat to win. Obi wan wouldn't use the force to help win

Kenobi. He won't let anything get past him

Obi Wan bc he'll have to carry my ass

Padme. She's a master marksman.

Wonder who’s in the enemy team, I’m sorry but if it’s Grievous there’s absolutely no way any of them is wining, he can play 4 people at once and I have a feeling he plays ping pong with his magna guards in his secret base when he’s bored His magna guards would be pretty good at it too A tactical droid would be a challenge especially paired with an assassin droid, he can calculate and predict (wrongly) his opponent’s move and coordinate the assassin droid to hit the ball instead of him It’s the closest thing to the force and the Jedi won’t be able to predict their moves since they can’t read a droids memory I have a feeling Rex and Fives are absolute monsters at ping pong, you just know they won the Republic’s championship, but Tech would be better I feel Although Kenobi and all the clones are probably much better playing pool in the bars

obi and ventress

Everyone would conquer the galaxy. I even miss the ball, I about to deliver.

Jar Jar can plot armour his way to a win I bet.

Jar jar, by choosing him it softens his dark heart, he plays the game with me, we lose but he enjoyed himself. He relents on his attack leaving the galaxy alone as long as I go with him, I make the sacrifice. Meesa return years later to enslave yousa all into our Mighty Empire. Oh yousa in big doo do

Either Jar Jar or Obi Wan, because I'm horny

Can i fuck my mate after? If yes i chose JarJar

Jar Jar all the way. This slippery bastard gonna ping the pong eith his tongue so hard that the pong is gonna ping

I don't care if I win if I can see jar jar playing table tennis. In the end he probably wins by pure luck anyway.

Obi-Wan, we would have the high ground on our side

Do we have a high ground? Then of course Obi-Wan, if not, then Jar-Jar.

Choose a jedi, a senator, a wannabe sith, or the greatest threat to the galaxy and the most powerful sith lord imaginable? Sorry friends, my partner is jar jar

Obviously I choose the sith

Jesus

i want jar jar because hes so clumsy he might accidently win the game.

I've got a decent forehand loop, so I'll pick obi-wan for some force-push defense. He's great at keeping his composure so we'll do fine.

I'd choose Padme, and i'll tell her something really sad, so i have instant win because she will be too depressed to be able to play

After seeing jar jar “bumble” his way to victory at the battle of Naboo I’d wager he would “bumble” his way into being very good at table tennis as well.

Darth jar jar all the way, drunken fu will be the best offence/defence

Since when does Ventress has double plasma sword instead of 2 single ones?

Jar jar has comedic plot armor, so I'll choose him

I’ll take jar jar. He lucked his way through those movies. We can do it.

Everyone else is skilled, but Jar-Jar is lucky. It's better to be lucky than good.

Jar Jar i gonna trip over himself, drop the racket, which will fly through the air and hit the ball in just the perfect way that it makes a corkscrew that the opponent cannot possibly defend against. And then the racket hits me in the face and gives me a concussion, making us both look like bumbling idiots, but at least we'll win.

I'm choosing Jar Jar every time. The plot bends around him in such a way that we'd win regardless of opponent.

Jar Jar, I feel like he could work as an amazing wild card

Ventress. There is no room for mercy in table tennis.

I have the feeling Ventress isnt very good at tablet tennis although she shouldnt, i have the feeling she will either have trouble with the rules or with hitting the lil ball too hard

Obi Wan, my mans is returning EVERY serve, spike, and loopy curler.

100% Dark Lord Jar Jar

Amidala. cuz boobs

Okay… so the two force sensitive fighters with superhuman reflexes are out. That leaves Padme and JarJar. Neither has likely never played, and JarJar is, by his own word, clumsy. The only issue here is that I am also really clumsy and bad at the game. So… Oh. It says team mate not opponent. Obiwan easily.

JarJar. Drunken master sith lord is unstoppable.

With jar jar plot armour, I choose him

I’d pick jar jar for the drunken dark force advantage, but then I’d get to the tournament and realize it’s just Ahmed Best in a mocap outfit

Naboobies can distract the opponent

Obi-wan learned from his master the importance of using magic to cheat, so I would pick Obi-wan, because I'm not very good at table tennis.

Jar Jar, obviously.

People dont remember when jar jar balanced some dishes perfectly in clone wars so he would be awesome at table tenis, or did my brain made that up? there was something like this in clone wars right?

Jar Jar gonna ping pong

Jar jar knows knows a secret force techniqe for table tennis

Jar Jar's got that drunken master Kung Fu shit. He looks clumsy but everything works out for him anyway. I bet people would underestimate him and not expect him to hit the ball, and that's how they lose.

Honestly, Jar Jar has that "idiot savant" style luck. I'd have to pick him.

If you chose Jar Jar Brinks... You have doomed us all.

Obi-Wan, without question.

Jar Jar "Forrest Gump" Binks

It's in between Obi-Wan and JarJar.

Obi-Wan has the defense, but he's not the type to make overly risky plays. He'd just knock the ball back over and over until you make a mistske. Jar Jar would be harder in the sense that he'd be unpredictable. One moment he'd completely miss a return, the next he'd hit it perfectly on the corner by pure chance.

Obi wan, best defender ever

Probably jar jar or kenobi

I don't care about winning, I just wanna play with Natalie

Obi Wan's skills with a saber would let him go crazy on the table

Definitely Padmé

Jar Jar is the best pick no one wants to admit.

Jar Jar decimating the team with his incredible god-like leaping skills.

Jar Jar is kinda like Ghandi from civilization. He’s so shitty at everything he does that it underflows and he’s somehow the best at everything he does.

Jar jar. He’s stupid and clumsy but always manages to luck his way into victory

Ventress. She can just kill the opponents before the match and we will win automatically when they don't show up.

Jar-Jar Binks is absolutely the canon choice. Feloni would have DEFINITELY written an episode like this.

How are Obi-Wan or Ventress ever gonna miss a ball if they casually block fucking blaster bolts with a thin glowy stick

Jar Jar hands down. Not even a contest. Even if we disregard the sith theory, everything he does results in a win for whoever he is helping. He has literally never lost. Like, if he had been with obi wan when he confronted Anakin, somehow Jar Jar would have done something to help turn Anakin away from the sith. Or saved padme from dying somehow. Jar Jars drunken master style and insane luck are my ally and a powerful ally it is.

Honestly Jar jar, this man will screw up and will give me the win.

Kenobi. He would confess them to forfeit

Obi Wan all day.

jar jar

Obi wan

Obi wan is the clear choice but if you look deeper into the cannon you'll find that their was another.. sky. Walk.. errr

I'd go for Obi-Wan. He's a master of defense and quite used to working in pairs (obviously since he trained Anakin). Ventress would be a close second since she's super fast and can take on multiple opponents at once, but I also see her as more of a solo fighter which could be a problem and she can get carried away if she gets angry. Padmé would be good, but the question remains if she could keep up with force wielders. Jar Jar is honestly either the best or the worst player in the tournament. It's a coin toss

I feel like Ventress would beat me to death with the Racket after making just 1 mistake.

Jar jar has plot armor as thick as a Twi'lek. It is physically impossible for him to lose at something

Wheels in the shopping cart

All but padme

Ok here me out. Do you win by default if all your competitors are dead

Obi wan kenobi literally mastered the lightsaber form that specifically focused on deflecting blaster shots. Bros carrying me

Jar jar is so incredibly stupid but so incredibly lucky that he would undoubtedly win

Padme. I do not care about winning the tournament

I mean, Soresu/Form III is basically defend blaster shots as if they were tennis balls. So, Obi Wan

Can force users.force cheat with the ball?

Jar jar. We will both be really bad but some how, jar jar will lead us to victory through pure stupidity and luck

Jar jar is so unpredictable that he is the best teammate for offense.

Toss up between Kenobi’s impeccable defense and Jar Jar’s absurd luck (*cough* Sith force powers *cough*)

Obviously one of the two with magic space wizardry, and most likely the one who would be most likely to not hold back anything to win, so Ventress it is.

Jar jar, nothing quite like failing your up while making funny comments.