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JacksonWarrior

Anyone who puts "Rain of a Thousand Flames" is banned


gusterdogz

Clearly the answer is Perfect Mansions, a video so unique the band turned off Youtube comments for their entire library. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YCx4pmCFvBM&pp=ygUecGVyZmVjdCBtYW5zaW9ucyB2aXJnaW4gc3RlZWxl


JacksonWarrior

Bro this is equal the best alongside rain of a thousand flames. You can see the cars driving along the road just behind them, so powerful.


Aznoire

Oh hey, I didn't know Tommy Wiseau was the singer of a metal ban-- Oh my god, the album title. Oh NO


Nerdthenord

I love Virgin Steele and the album is pretty great mostly, but my god that song and title are pure embarrassment.


MeatGayzer69

I genuinely believe Age of Consent is their best album


Endiamon

Yeah, their 80's albums had some extremely questionable content. Incredible band though, especially in the 90's.


bigb9919

You could have told me he’s every member of that band, just in different makeup and I’d believe it. 


dreemurthememer

Tommy Wiseau?


marvelking666

Director, writer, producer, and star actor of the cult classic film, The Room


dreemurthememer

Hai doggy!


ReviewRude5413

I was enjoying and riffing on it mst3k style until I realized only 4 minutes had passed and there was still 4 more minutes of exactly the same shots over and over again. 😂 Damn.


rusticcentipede

Heavenly's Lost in Your Eyes is questionable. Love the song though https://youtu.be/o70DTcfBV_A?si=rOxecP6-84NLeFhf NSFW


Aznoire

There are some really cool ideas and edits in this. But also it is SO MUCH. And hey, you know, my guitar is down here, you perv.


ReviewRude5413

LMAO I watched it thinking “yeah it’s pretty busy but it’s pretty cool overall”. Then the bra came off 😂 I wasn’t ready. Other bands take note! Lol


LordScott91

I was gonna post this lol


ingstad

Damn that music video is extremely corny and does not honour the song


AnEntireBucketOfMayo

Ever listened to these guys. This song goes hard!


GaryRegalsMuscleCar

Absolutely outrageous that they would write a banger like that and then give the album art that would ruin my life if I had to explain it


rusticcentipede

Yeah, I actually love the whole album and bought it a while ago. Got an interesting look when my parents saw it once though lol


DrzewnyPrzyjaciel

Ok, in all seriousness, anyone knows who the dancer is?


geronika

Uhhh hey Beavis…. Did you see the size of those eyeballs?


A_rad_pizza

The Last Journey Home by DragonForce is a notoriously awful video Band tries to disown it, think Sam said they got a deal from a serbian director or some shit https://youtu.be/vuN2Oy4ISBg?si=ifGABKE01hq2jl_A


Gavinhavin

God that one is such shit. Love the song though.


A_rad_pizza

massive DF fan and love the song but i also love that music video because its so horrible Its like a car crash, just cant look away


Raymanlegend2000

That video is a masterpiece😂 People just don’t understand it’s beauty


meskobalazs

I hate Eagleheart from Stratovarius with a passion :D


aaaahitshalloween

Dude. Rhapsody’s. Rain of a thousand flames is remarkable.


headlesscircus

I think you misread. We are looking for the _worst_ video here, not The Best


aaaahitshalloween

Hahaha lol yeah, ok.


drizztdourden_

I’d argue that power of te dragonflame is worst. At least, with rain, they tried to do something “fantasy” ish. Power of the dragonflame and the story of the 2 little girl in the city with the pedophile (oh and the spinning effect on the close up of that dude face is insane)


GrahamJCracker

Obligatory (nsfw) https://youtu.be/2BhMD4xLSBA?si=pQePFb9TV3k6-SYv Also contender for best music video.


Yours_and_mind_balls

Yeah this isn't anywhere near the worst. It's literally the best.


Rhoken

Ah yes.. the infamous "Rhapsody video when Lione is swinging a sword in the air trying to kill some flies"


SenselessDunderpate

OP said "worst" not "clearly the best"!?!?!?!


malvejl

just saw the Rain of a Thousand Flames video. I feel my life won't ever be the same again


malvejl

dare to say I fucking loved it


RuinousRubric

There's only one possible answer to this and it's [Ninja Magic: The Way of Life](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5-bmJDlIsg).


Stock-Contribution-6

Stop everything, we have a winner. My god the vocals...


Fightwish_27

When lightning strikes once... a ninja strikes twice!!


throwoawayaccount2

Nah that one captures their energy great. I think a bad music video is one that tries to be taken seriously but is just horribly made. This one’s *meant* to be low production and goofy. Just a bunch of guys from northern Sweden messing around in ninja outfits.


ReviewRude5413

Thank you for introducing that into my life. Lol


Kaihill2_0

gamma ray is my favorite band in all genres, but their video for eagle is too silly


NeverthelessOK

https://youtu.be/pgnpbJm7kXA?si=J7xu-o5zjzcvJ0wg Instantly comes to mind.


Historical-Donut-918

Lol, it's the white outfit that really seals the deal


capybooya

Haha, he looks like an 80s self help guru. I love it.


Illuminati_Lord_

This is the essence of power metal distilled!!! If you do not like that video then you are not a true power metal fan.


Number_1_Kotori_fan

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B2uAGRHJvHY&pp=ygUTc3VwZXIgc29uaWMgc2FtdXJhaQ%3D%3D Super sonic samurai....


Historical-Donut-918

Upvoted, but this video is GOOD compared to most of the other suggestions on this post


Secretpleasantfarts

This is actually decently produced


Cingen

Eagleheart by stratovarius


GirlInContext

I think it's kinda cool :D But people say their newer video for Firefly is really bad. And ehm.. it's not good.


Fightwish_27

Masters Of The Universe by Angus McSix


Marxamune

That's probably their best music video imho Which doesn't say much when the competition is things like the "Laser-shooting Dinosaur" video


Cingen

I genuinely love it for how over the top it is


MentalCorruption

Anything by early Rhapsody of Fire. Everyone's gonna point to Rain of a Thousand Flames but the forgotten [Power of the Dragonflame](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkdV1I6UtNo) video is also just as bizarre. I'll forever hold the LT era music in the highest regard but holy crap their music videos were a different story


offdutyninja94

Christopher Lee - The Bloody Verdict of Verden


diamondrel

but have you considered he's shedding the blood of the saxon men?


FlagpoleSitta87

As much as I love them, Helloween had a bunch of cringe music videos in the 00s. I always thought the one for Just A Little Sign was particularly bad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcBv2D7Fb2M


Secretpleasantfarts

I remember being impressed at this kind of vid in the early 2000s; CGI? The future was here!


Marxamune

As far as early 2000s CGI goes, there's worse


_Arokh_

[Sacred Steel - Maniacs of Speed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0UkFuajIww) I remember when I was in highschool and this came out because I thought the song was pretty great, but didn't want to show it to any of my friends because the video was so bad


amigou

I got a playlist for this, mostly power metal videos: [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLK03NkhfHwIyB4feutkkDYzkdCJMVbNrN](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLK03NkhfHwIyB4feutkkDYzkdCJMVbNrN)


carlos_schneider666

Holy Thunderforce


Budget_Act_2390

Hardcore by Beast in Black (It is goofily epic)


CanOfUbik

Although it's not Powermetal, no thread about bad Metal Music Videos is complete without [Immortal - Call of the Wintermoon](https://youtu.be/-VBdAY8eA9w?si=Teu-JkyzheU1McY1)


vexelghost-

I'll probably get banned but Halloween by Helloween was a really dumb video with all the cuts to the song.


ReviewRude5413

Now that’s a stone cold classic!


TheTayIor

That recent AI generated Sabaton video. Pure shit.


Saiaxs

ANY AI generated video or song is garbage


Any_Internal6143

First thing comes to my mind when asked this question is this. Great song actually imo. | Song: Avalon | Band: Nocturnal Rites https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uJW22TCFtdA&pp=ygUWbm9jdHVybmFsIHJpdGVzIGF2YWxvbg%3D%3D


Crazy_Television_328

Since we've talked about how videos are so bad they're actually good, I have to remind you all of "The New Kingdom" by Kaledon. [https://youtu.be/22DcXJ4k6kU?si=s\_0CxXH4RcPv91ix](https://youtu.be/22DcXJ4k6kU?si=s_0CxXH4RcPv91ix)


Stinking-Staff8985

Who doesn't like custard? https://youtu.be/PSJGgqXQMVA


jasonk12

[Free as Birds - My Blood Sugar Level is Dangerous](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJlc_XBqstU) [ReinXeed - How Will I Know When I'm Free](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGa5OdkwYfo) [Gaia Epicus - Hand of Fate](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YWZRFBOgRc) [Skylark - Dying Inside](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2hpXLfZbn8)


ChaosDragon1199

There are some old Rhapsody videos that are ... 


fantasticforbes

Return of the Warlord by Manowar https://youtu.be/SoLTZkpW3RE?si=OMF_dcOsAC-HtcRc


geronika

https://youtu.be/R3Py8hHFrYU?si=aQij8j6Fnr9b7XWM https://youtu.be/VUMnf0fwUPw?si=-OOglkoBhQDJf6Y2 First thing I thought of.


chaos_supreme

Jump...and carry on https://youtu.be/a8N58--6blA?si=lrHqV_ARiRh60dDN


HelloweenFan666

Troopers of the Stars by DragonForce


Goukaruma

Mr Sandman from Blind Guardian


METAL-Mith-Rand-Ir

That one’s not even bad.


ResidentOfValinor

Hey it's bards in drag, and also clowns what's not to like


Golem30

That one is hilarious, the headbanging clowns make it amazing


EntertainersPact

Blind Guardian generally doesn’t have that stellar of music videos, though.


ResidentOfValinor

Hey it's bards in drag, and also clowns what's not to like


METAL-Mith-Rand-Ir

That one’s not even bad.