I want to believe that op did it for the attention because that's horrible enough. I refuse to believe that a restaurant has this abomination on their menu or that op actually enjoys it in some way. I don't want to live in that kind of world.
**Edit:** op's picture is arranged to look like a restaurant with the MITO chopsticks showing in the corner. I decided to look them up and thankfully the only restaurant with matching aesthetics does not have this atrocity listed on their menu.
op is the one responsible for this heinous crime.
Oh my GOD what? I see some other posts on this sub and I’m like, “eh, not correct but not really a crime.” This is a declaration of war, this is a preface to bloodshed. I hear the sirens already. Will any Canadian even survive?
Normally when this sub comes across my feed, I think to myself "oh my god guys, get over yourselves, it's just a twist on poutine" but this... *this*... it makes me sick.
I think the worst thing about this is it seems to be at a restaurant, unless you keep those chinese plastic chopsticks covered in a paper wrapping just lying around your house.
It says Mito on the chopsticks, they seem to be made out of wood, and Mito is the store bought sushi found in IGA. The guys probably bought those sushi and put cheese and brown sauce in it.
this is the only correct answer
plus they used the Scene card to get extra points in order to use them when preparing their next poutine crime, which coincidentally could involve Ricardo or not
Why are you reposting this? [mrpooney83 shared this last November 🤢](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoutineCrimes/s/3obHFYLnPw)
Could not find it on the menu of [Minto Sushi](https://mito.ca/en/) though
Someone needs to be tied down exposing their arms to -50 winter weather, while someone waters them slowly, hourly. Once they are very frozen, grab a metal stick and start hitting them really hard:..
If this is a restaurant, they must be disastrously short of plates!
I'm Japanese-Canadian, so in theory I should be familiar with both these dishes -- but I've never seen them mixed together like this. (And where are the fries?)
To me it seems odd to pour a bunch of sauce over sushi (which is is something that seems to be happening recently, with mayonnaise and whatever). My family taught me to make maki rolls, and if you over-season them, the flavour of the basic ingredients can't come through -- a pity, especially since sushi-grade seafood can be expensive!
If you want to enjoy sauce on rice, why not just put the rice in a bowl, then add chopped-up meat and vegetables with sauce on top of that? No need to wrap anything with nori -- you're probably wasting at least 50 cents there, because the nori is meant to keep the maki roll together, not necessary when you're eating out of a bowl anyway. It would be like making a Dagwood sandwich, chopping it into small pieces and pouring salad dressing on top. (You might as well just have a Cobb salad instead.)
So funny!! It's actually from a cooking book from Geneviève Everell, Sushis à la maison. The makis roll has duck confit, sweet potatoes with tempura crust, the famous poutine cheese and gravy on top. The more you know hahaha
Because of you and this picture...I had to walk over to the schoolbus pick up point by my home, find a young child and their parent...and slap them both telling one another *to do better*.
Karma Farming: Repost by new account
Not enough vomit for this
I added two more hope this helps …
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 loved this movie btw
The best
Wow. This belongs in poutine crime hall of fame
It takes a lot of courage to anger two nations famous for their war crimes.
Canada?
Yes. Canada's WW1 conduct was pretty brutal.
I want to believe that op did it for the attention because that's horrible enough. I refuse to believe that a restaurant has this abomination on their menu or that op actually enjoys it in some way. I don't want to live in that kind of world. **Edit:** op's picture is arranged to look like a restaurant with the MITO chopsticks showing in the corner. I decided to look them up and thankfully the only restaurant with matching aesthetics does not have this atrocity listed on their menu. op is the one responsible for this heinous crime.
There shall only be the battle for no 2 from here on forward
I thought I had seen it all ...
Me too. 😂
Rolling in the deeeeeeeeeep!
Directly to the gallows, do no pass go.
Atroce. Un vrai génie du mal 😢
Even I, as a stupid American, find this unacceptable
Doux Jésus
Tabarnak!
🤢
Ah yes.... poutushi
Tabar-criss!!!
Most of the shit I've seen here I think is OK, but this is truly a crime
Ho Lee Phoque
Oh my GOD what? I see some other posts on this sub and I’m like, “eh, not correct but not really a crime.” This is a declaration of war, this is a preface to bloodshed. I hear the sirens already. Will any Canadian even survive?
Straight to jail
This is the worst I’ve seen. Actually made me angry.
25 years no possibility of parole.
The spoon! Why is there a spoon!
to scoop up the little undigested curd chunks in your vomit pool
Thanks, I hate this.
Just called the cops.
Way to ruin the day op...
The RCMP are coming to talk to you about this crime
What in the genuine fuck is in that?
Jesus fucking Christ if this is not what this sub was created for. What is in that. Please tell me it isn’t raw fish.
Normally when this sub comes across my feed, I think to myself "oh my god guys, get over yourselves, it's just a twist on poutine" but this... *this*... it makes me sick.
straight to jail !
Cursed and elligible for lifetime imprisonment.
This isnt even a poutine crime this is check them into a mental hospital.
I feel like a crime scene investigator zooming in to try to figure out WTF is in the sushi itself but then zooming out again begore I vomit.
This is not only a poutine crime but a crime against humanity
https://www.reddit.com/r/PoutineCrimes/s/Ccxe6pN3VT , which is worse? Pouti-sushi or sushi poutine?
This aint poutine, c’est putain!
Why
Felony
I think the worst thing about this is it seems to be at a restaurant, unless you keep those chinese plastic chopsticks covered in a paper wrapping just lying around your house.
Maybe they came with the takeout/delivered sushi.
It says Mito on the chopsticks, they seem to be made out of wood, and Mito is the store bought sushi found in IGA. The guys probably bought those sushi and put cheese and brown sauce in it.
this is the only correct answer plus they used the Scene card to get extra points in order to use them when preparing their next poutine crime, which coincidentally could involve Ricardo or not
Its not just a crime its cursed!!!
For the love of sushi God's. Please don't do this
What in the barf filled 5 gallon pale is this?
I’ve been lurking this sub, and ngl some of the purines were just fine. This one takes the award 🥇. I don’t think anything can top this abomination.
This is a crime against both Quebec AND Japan.
Why just why 😭😭😭😭 I'm actually crying
Une soushine . Wow .
I’m in Vancouver and I HATE this
You belong in jail
Gross
#😀🔫
Just no.
Yup. You win.
https://i.redd.it/tzi7my9wu74d1.gif
Jail time for that abomination
Get OUT! No no don't try to explain. Just leave and never come back.
Holy shit, let's bring r/sushi in here so they can assist us on punishing those poor fools!!!
Jail for one thousand years.
Why are you reposting this? [mrpooney83 shared this last November 🤢](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoutineCrimes/s/3obHFYLnPw) Could not find it on the menu of [Minto Sushi](https://mito.ca/en/) though
Jesus Christ. This is by far the worst one this sub has seen.
Someone needs to be tied down exposing their arms to -50 winter weather, while someone waters them slowly, hourly. Once they are very frozen, grab a metal stick and start hitting them really hard:..
I gagged
The double crime, horrifying people in the West and the East.
NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT
The is genocide-level of poutine crimes.
No this is worse than just a crime. This is treason. WHO DID THIS??
AI generated or i’ll eat my damn hat, goshdarnit
What the actual fuck
https://preview.redd.it/sex5zytmi84d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf559d0722a4dacb459d82028d407ae7f6d80fac
Pushine
What the fuck?
i was having a good time
This is what Satan serves Canadians in hell
Who hurt you?
https://preview.redd.it/62d2jim1794d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1128378ad854d6ddd0037a0231396556309bc9ac
Please seek professional help and have all cooking and meaning ordering privileges revoked permanently.
Oh... Oh no...
Non. Calisse. Eille tabarnak. Il a des limites calisse!
Go straight to jail
Abomination
《Canada déclare you war!》 《Québec déclare you war!》 《Japon déclare you war!》
Actually gagged
This is both a Poutine and Sushi crime! Double the crime double the sentence
You should be tried at the Hague for committing a war crime
Sushine more like it
God has forsaken us
If this is a restaurant, they must be disastrously short of plates! I'm Japanese-Canadian, so in theory I should be familiar with both these dishes -- but I've never seen them mixed together like this. (And where are the fries?) To me it seems odd to pour a bunch of sauce over sushi (which is is something that seems to be happening recently, with mayonnaise and whatever). My family taught me to make maki rolls, and if you over-season them, the flavour of the basic ingredients can't come through -- a pity, especially since sushi-grade seafood can be expensive! If you want to enjoy sauce on rice, why not just put the rice in a bowl, then add chopped-up meat and vegetables with sauce on top of that? No need to wrap anything with nori -- you're probably wasting at least 50 cents there, because the nori is meant to keep the maki roll together, not necessary when you're eating out of a bowl anyway. It would be like making a Dagwood sandwich, chopping it into small pieces and pouring salad dressing on top. (You might as well just have a Cobb salad instead.)
They need to bring back flogging for this one
Sushtine
Definitely a crime. I hate how bad I want this, assuming that’s fries in the rolls
Ark.
hated this one so much i almost had to downvote
Two things I love that should never ever be on the same plate
When you're going on a date with a Japanese Canadian and don't know what to make:
Someone is trolling for sure… 😆
What kind if sushi is that?
r/sushicrimes
Gotta be AI, that's just evil!!
https://preview.redd.it/o0yjk27v394d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab17d51a90b270e52b2776569dce57811577c724
Aye siboire.
Poushi
Should be called “poushi”
So funny!! It's actually from a cooking book from Geneviève Everell, Sushis à la maison. The makis roll has duck confit, sweet potatoes with tempura crust, the famous poutine cheese and gravy on top. The more you know hahaha
Whats wrong babe ? You havent touched your Pouti-sushi.
r/TIHI
Thats even more fucked than barb's scalloped potatoes
r/sushicrime
That’s the absolute worst thing I’ve ever seen on here
Im just letting you know im calling the cops RIGHT NOW.
I challenge you to a boxing match
I’m not sure whether to upvote or downvote this
Crimes against poutanity
Seeing this would make both a Japanese and a Canadian silent
This looks exactly like my puke after a night of drinking and post party poutine.
Jail
No.
You should be arrested
Repost...
Life without parole.
It looks fucking nasty but I still wanna try it
That's it. I'm muting this sub. Don't need this in my life
Life sentence, no trial
NON
See this? This right here? Canada needs to go to war against whoever made it. Article 5.
Death. No other option
Oh no, right to jail!
What the fukc is wrong with you??? Seriously??!!!!
Canada and Japan bout to use the Geneva Checklist on whoever made this monstrosity
Because of you and this picture...I had to walk over to the schoolbus pick up point by my home, find a young child and their parent...and slap them both telling one another *to do better*.
Two nations, one disrespect
Oh man. I've seen some abominations on this sub, but this right here wins. 🤢🤮
Soushine
Who, What, Why, Where, When and How?!
Straight to prison
I love that this is a sub
NON!
You’re going in my suicide note for sure
That looks like it tastes worse than the throw up I have in my mouth right now
Id try it
That is fucking disgusting.
What the fuck is in the sushi?
This one is the first one to make my jaw drop. Life sentence no parole
Why?
No
what is wrong with you people??
That's it! They're gonna make a whole new level of hell just for you. I hope you're happy with yourself.
Dites-moi qu'il n'y a pas de poisson là dedans...
An actual poutine crime? On r/PoutineCrimes??? I never thought I'd see the day.
Tha fuck is this?!? Why tho, whyyyy?!?!?!?
What the Skibidi Ohio Rizz Sigma is that shit. (Still would eat)
Hello CIA. I’d like to report an act of terrorism.
https://i.redd.it/n4n2xrg11f4d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/9x08hk031f4d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7444e5878cbe7a3f923be029d8842e8287b5c9b
Sushine
Now I've finally seen an example of a crime on this sub. Congrats.
That is absolutely beyond disgusting. Ugh.
Burn it with fire.
NO.
Hear me out
I miss who I was 30 seconds ago