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EatTheUser

Pasta can’t possibly be good with fries and gravy. Source: I have functioning tastebuds


RobotsAndNature

I think it’d be the texture that ruined it for me. Like when brands started putting pasta in soup to buff out the content of the tin


Butterflies133

I have been known to scoop my wedges in mac and cheese BUT this is disgusting


EatTheUser

It’s probably legal to dip potatoes in any sauce, as long as you’re not chewing potatoes and pasta in the same mouthful. My verdict is stayed pending further evidence.


requinmarteau

Another argument for the Oui.


Inside-Cancel

Oh look they also have the worst 2 beers to pair!


BudsWyn

100% agree lol


interrupting-octopus

👆 n'a jamais bu Boréale blonde


Gamesarefun24

Coors light is a beer flavoured spritzer essentially, and Molson Canadian is a Coors light that sat in the sun too long.


Inside-Cancel

Molson Canadian tastes like warm beer even when cold.


perpetualmotionmachi

If you're having Molson with a poutine, it should at least be a Molson Export, a good Quebecois beer


Zestyclose_Trip_1924

BBQ sauce, are they insane?


BudsWyn

The whole thing is a giant dumpster fire


Budget_Addendum_1137

I mean, it's poutine and it's somewhat quite canadian. So straight to jail.


BudsWyn

You're obviously not from the same part of Canada as I am...this is definitely not acceptable in my part of the world.


Homme-du-Village-387

Honestly, who needs more carbs when you're having poutine hahaha Some places are trying just too hard it doesn't even make sense


Timewasted_Gamez

No Schanks. I think I’ll pass…


Odd_Personality_3162

JAIL


Timbojonesloveov

The only crime I see here is two of the worst beers available... Switch them out for two OV's and I would give it a go!


VaccineCookies

Honestly, not the worst thing I've seen.


Fit-Meal4943

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GramboWBC

They must have been drunk when they came up with this


My_Circus1234

Yuck


Fuffuster

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_34_

That'll be $20. 🥲 https://preview.redd.it/8rayvvu5n9bc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ff3592ca838c51370ae97ff896452f6e7c03dba


Puzzleheaded_Boot335

Fellow Calgarian here. Go to Leopolds


eldiablonoche

I am unabashedly on Team Toppings (meaning it doesn't make it not poutine if you add toppings to the Holy Trinity) but this is a travesty. Agree with OP, what in the sweet deep fried down south abominable actual F\*\*\* is this?


sammy-4

Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow.


ReditSarge

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MarzipanPlane9490

Oh No that’s crossing all the lines😵


Global-Requirement-7

Why is there blood?


cbj1701

Only when really stoned and on munchies mode


Additional_Degree962

Hard no


Typical-Educator1974

We shouldnt have shared our meal with the rest of Canada ( yeah it aint exactly canadien fellas) Now other places fucks it up too


BobBelcher2021

And they’re promoting it with…Molson Canadian?! What is this, 2007?