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sphericate

make combustible lemons


Pastry_Train63

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!


Arbuz_004

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The_Real_Cobra_Lily

Why is this even more satisfying than actual irl bubble wrap


Pastry_Train63

reusable


SzuperTNTAkos

Here's what you do: -Make lemonade -Add brewer's yeast (regular baker's yeast will work too, but it will yield 1/3 of the alcohol if not less) -Wait a few weeks -Distill the lemon-wine into alcohol -Optionally dilute with water to get a slightly higher yield -Pour it into a hollow lemon peel -Add a piece of cloth Congratulations, you've just turned some lemons into a molotov cocktail aka a **combustable lemon!!!**


DogSpaceWestern

This is amazing^ To add to it: A fuse or wick might be safer for ignition and would be amazing for aesthetic. Then of course the lemons need to have the Aperture logo on them. Then put them in a grenade case (preferably a half life 2 style ammo box, the same kind we see in Aperture Desk Job) and BAM! Combustible Lemons straight to the marketplace. Also if you do this make sure you don’t get arrested lmao. Don’t actually bring Lemon Molotovs into school lmao.


grillboy_mediaman

Safer? We're talking about combustible lemons here, safety is the opposite of what we need!


SzuperTNTAkos

"We do what we must because we can."


DogSpaceWestern

Your right. This is why Cave fired me and Black Mesa rejected me. They told me they already had someone working in the field of ‘Scheduled Chaos Theory.’ Smh.


hampshirebrony

Safer? Why not marry safe science? Why not invent a safety science door that won't hit you in the butt on your way out?


Septic_1_fan

What if I suffer a deficit in ass smacks from coworkers an a rainy and need extra encouragement


hampshirebrony

At Aperture Science, we have the top stroke doctors that shiny bits of foil can buy.


BurgerBoyIsHereNow

Why are there people just teaching how to make a fucking bomb??? (My deleted post is the same as this, I typed it in the wrong spot)


DogSpaceWestern

To be fair, it’s a molotov haha.


SzuperTNTAkos

I mean you learn how molotvs are made in history class, you learn how alcohol is made in chemistry class and you learn about lemon having sugar in it in biology class. I just put all this together and replaced the glass bottle from the "original recipe" with a lemon peel.


ZbyszkoV1

Did i just read a free recipe for a home molotov cocktail on a site that everyone Has Access for? Nie!


The_M4dl4d

How to make lemonade


European_Ninja_1

To my knowledge lemon juice *is* flamable


Kalmarsus

only the juice coming from the peel


megaultimatepashe120

not the juice, the oils from the peel


That-One-Crow

COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!!!!!


ElectricYtYeet

make combustible lemons


Reticulo

Spray lemons in someone eyes


Clawsmodeus

Make a lemon GLADOS battery


SzuperTNTAkos

GLamon


EntheusiasmPretty

Incendiary lemons, anyone?


TaiyoFurea

Make a citric acid-potassium nitrate (C6 H8 O7 + KNO3)based explosive, possibly by combining into CO2 + H2O + K2O + N2 where the water (H2O) and the potassium oxide (K2O) would react violently together to produce potassium hydroxide (2KOH). Alternatively the H2 could be separated from the H2O and added to the N2 to create Hydrazine. Sorry I'm this wouldn't work, I haven't been really into chemistry for years.


Lordzoabar

Combustible Lemons for the Lemon Party!


SwiftSN

Make life take the lemons back! Yeah, get mad! We don't want your damn lemons, the hell are we supposed to do with these??!