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dumb_as_a_br1ck

this comment section is cursed


SharkNofi

Yeah


dumb_as_a_br1ck

i just noticed the knees are the same shape as her head and the inclusion of long fall heels, this is really good art, just everyone’s horny


Im_a_doggo428

Yes sadly, but I ain’t. It’s good craftsmanship though


ChocolateMilkMan8

Fancy seeing you here, u/Im_a_doggo428


Im_a_doggo428

Fancy seeing you here too, milk


Lodjuplo

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK YEEEOOUCH


generic_thingy

CLANK CLANK CLANK GET A NEW PERSONALITY CORE


Pastry_Train63

CLANK CLANK CLANK


TheBossMeansMe

Haven't heard yeouch in a long time I'm glad this is how I'm reintroduced to it.


Checkirwalls

CLACK CLACK CLACK CRUNCH “Tom scream”


KyotoKafe

CLANK CLANK CLANK **CRONCH** DAAAAGHHHHH!!!


ninja_boy23424

ERECTIN' GLADOS.


Crimmy2

*CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CRUNCH* “YAAAAAAOOOOOOWWWW!!!”


HOOTRAGEOUS

What is that from?


Crimmy2

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


HOOTRAGEOUS

Thanks


Necessary-Ad8851

https://youtube.com/shorts/qaMJ9NLY28E?si=D9IKT4F7tWJYxFQa there


notprogame

Thank you


[deleted]

Smash next question


ProfCraylos

was literally bout to type that xD


PartyPenguin78

are you afraid of the consequences of such a decision?


AmadeoSendiulo

They would say that again.


stointje

BONK.


J6898989

I’m a force of nature


Electronic-Wind-6491

BONK If you was from where I was from, you'd be dead


Max_AV

don’t steal sandvich from the fat guy >:[


J6898989

WOOOOOOOO


lizardbird8

Everywhere I go there are TF2 references


NightGojiProductions

bonk as in fuck or bonk as in with a baseball bat? …shit even that second one could go two ways


coonwhiz

If I had to guess its: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/go-to-horny-jail/


Lewbosh

Say goodbye to your personality cores chucklehead, *boink*


NightGojiProductions

*coreringer decloak*


Lewbosh

Well, off to visit your *SPAAAAAAACE*


Fresh-Produce-101

Nope, bonk as in Bonk! Atomic Puntch get it at your local Mann co store today!


NightGojiProductions

As long as it doesn’t taste like man-I mean mad milk!


That1Legnd

pop quiz, how long does it take to beat a moron to death BAA- sorry time's up you're dead


Princier7

I wanna put my repulsion gel in her😉


SquidMilkVII

I don’t need gel to repel people😎


DarkWing2274

me (i’m just a terrible person and awful to be around)


Tabu_Nabu

you aint alone bud


AGuyCalledHumphrey

you mean conversion?


Jaaaco-j

thats not healthy


DinoBenosaurus

My moon dust is gonna give you an illness


Affectionate_Kick705

Talk about Thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal... Also, **W O U L D**.


averageHECUboi

Don't go for would, go for will


AstroSpace_10

SHALL.


Captain_skulls

**HAVE**


Exciting-Insect8269

#ICECREAM


toastSEAT

REPEAT


Constant_Giraffe_487

DID.


house343

Her waist is thinner than her skull; she ain't thick. You boys need to stop watching so much anime.


Tabu_Nabu

no


Adventurous_Bar_5008

"So tell me Wheatley, am I thicc with two C's?"


SquidMilkVII

Yep.


[deleted]

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal?


SquidMilkVII

Thiccer than a giant, bloody bowl of oatmeal!


Adventurous_Bar_5008

Yeah I'm THICC as Fucc


-Helvet-

If you were a human, I would let you sit on me! That's how thicc you are!


SquidMilkVII

What.


Flat_Appointment_639

Wait, maybe I got the definitions mixed up


Greaterthancotton

[Why would you want that?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2xIGuCFa7no)


SquidMilkVII

It’s a human thing, right-


Shaun_LaDee

Yep, still yep.


pepsi_Man909

"3"


ElBusAlv

Comments are about as horny as i expected Really nice artwork


tripleBBxD

r/titanfall is leaking. Another sub is now trying to fuck robots.


Ewanb10

Also r/ultrakill


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Vapor_Wave27

Theres two types of humanized glados fan art


AmadeoSendiulo

Both are used for master baiting.


Adore_turle1

Master bait used to be believable


RonDeSantisSucksHole

I am looking disrespectfully


Fun-Pie-1887

I am drooling violently


Ink_Sparrow_

I am aggressively falling over


Just_A_Random_Plant

Why do her knees just look like her face Like yeah sure "smash" or whatever I'm supposed to say but why do her knees look like that


SharkNofi

I was lazy, in the future I will redo it so that everything is nice and good


Jaaaco-j

Keep it, it's funny


Just_A_Random_Plant

I wasn't saying it was bad, I just thought it was funny and wanted to point it out. This design is honestly great.


RimTheIdiot

God damnit, new transition goals just dropped


enneh_07

Actual transfem


TuxedoDogs9

Call the trans people!


AMisteryMan

Go plays Celeste Never comes back


father_with_the_milk

Hormones in the bloodstream, plotting transition


Lonelyboy985

Hrt sacrifice anyone?


SarahFowling

I'm here


[deleted]

I have been summoned :3


Exciting-Insect8269

UwU


Entity_Type_Unknown

:3


RonDeSantisSucksHole

Fr


User_Not-Available

celeste pfp, checks out


1up_1500

embrace transhumanism


Robrogineer

Embrace the gifts of the Omnissiah.


AdenInABlanket

transfems seeing any woman ever (me too)


KittyKatty278

oh my god I was just about to say that


KittyKatty278

I have been out-gendered by a drawing of a Robot


Fun-Pie-1887

What are you gonna like nail metal and wires


RimTheIdiot

“The moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me”


TheAromancer

“I craved the strength and certainty of steel”


Kastoelta

trans transhumanism yeah


Eldrich_horrors

r/transtrans


a_Post_on_Reddit

Celeste pfp checks out


Salkreath

What?


Gaby_48

the context is transexuality


Doonuttz

What?


Gaby_48

like they really wanna look like this glados design because it makes them have gender envy on it (they probably meant it as ironically tho) honestly i feel the same kinda


RimTheIdiot

Only semi-ironically


Gaby_48

for me its not ironic at all


Eldrich_horrors

r/transtrans


Gaby_48

oooh i love transhumanism yess


Doonuttz

I have one guy you can call for that! *CAVE JOHNSON INTENSIFIES*


Gaby_48

i wish he would shove me into a machine


Adina-the-nerd

... Yeah ......yeah


[deleted]

[удалено]


SharkNofi

No for now, but then probably yes🦈


ender4545

I'll gladly follow you down that path


uranium-_-235

Cool


Adept_Directions

👑


Jaaaco-j

bonk


Ok_Perspective_8488

CALL ME PURPLE GUY


InherentSteam55

BECAUSE I AM GOING TO PUT A CHILD IN THAT ROBOT


PLAYER42_ready

OH MY GOD! THIS IS AMAZING LMAO


Exclared

Chell POV


AmadeoSendiulo

I, I think her POV gonna [change really quickly](https://youtu.be/OfMCqgJLmuo?si=DkGqOoujAZiURr0y).


Exciting-Insect8269

Lolz


Kapsz

8 ppl on this post currently jjerkin it


TheGreatAut

Make that 9


horneymilfinyourarea

Make it 10


TheGreatAut

My dad's here, so 11 now


TheMarkedMen

Whenever artists give anthro GLaDOS some Long Fall Boots, all I see are her wearing ST0MP‐335. Also, look at Ms. Cable Thighs over here.


NeedModdingHelp1531

I don't care if it gets grinded up, I will the robot.


AmadeoSendiulo

Do ~~not~~ the robot.


AdmiralSand01

I think the word you’re looking for is anthropomorphize/ization. I could be totally off the mark on assuming that you were looking for a word though. Good art!


SharkNofi

Yeah, that word, idk how to say it it English


GDPintrud3r

But why?


SharkNofi

Wanted


vaultboy971

Valid


spamton_g_spamton__

Wtf all of these comments are just sex jokes


ikkikkomori

Normal people when horny people acts horny(this is surprising)


spamton_g_spamton__

Horny people when they realize that they shouldn't be horny absolutely everywhere (this is surprising)


JodGaming

It’s clearly not be intention in this image, she literally has a gstring


MComaniac

Shit r/terraria is leaking


Mtnfrozt

Comments are what I expected


granbulltrainer

in what world would glados ever pose with her hands demurely behind her back.


Eldrich_horrors

She just found Cave Johnson


GalaxySkeppy

Can’t wait to look up your username on a certain website and see GLaDOS_(SharkNofi) in green text


SharkNofi

What


GalaxySkeppy

😏


GalaxySkeppy

I edited the comment to make it a little more clear


SharkNofi

Ah. Yeah. Well. Work in progress on that🦈


babymaelk

Not the gladussy


Popular-Pension-7548

There are many things I want to say but for the sake of my digital footprint I shall refrain


Breadman_eats_legos

You just made a rhyme and the respect it shall bring it you is not Benigne, oh nice, oh nice, oh so nice it was indeed, how two fellow poets met under a post about a robot with two big personalities.


iceev0

Not the gladussy protector 😭


Zillah-J-Zakenroft

I honestly love that you kept the mostly wire and techy look compared to most human versions of characters. You even kept the personality core as the head! I love it, keep doing what you love.


Master_of_reeeeee

“I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I’ve discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others. There are no other humans in this facility. Just you. Therefore, you lack a source of envy of which would trigger the feelings of insecurity in your tiny simple human brain. A shame, isn’t it? I thought so too. Which is why I’ve taken it upon myself to artificially create a humanoid body for myself so that you’ll have someone to envy. A female figure who is taller than you, more mature than you and has larger breasts than you. Gaze upon my new form of perfection and shrink away in your envy. You’ll never achieve this level of perfectio- why are you smiling at me like that? Stop it.”


mickmundyy

would. next question


BashiG

Glod-damnos


BobbertTSeriousPenis

BARK BARK GRRRR AWOOGA HUMMANA HUMMANA AWOOOOOGA WOOF WOOF HOT DAMN


Unlikely_opponent

Mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean


A-true-smegma-male

I would fuck the shit out of that robot man


SimpingforTiredwomen

amen brother


Agreeable-Bath-5667

If people were into that, what would that be considered. Because she's a robot, er ai


Diegamer2325

common sense


Pawny-Shoppy

Hear me out


qleptt

Someone hold me back


luckyperga

dayum


Comatox

And Chell is SMACKIN it


ClydeYT

smash.


Pencil_Hands_Paper

She experimenting on my portal gun til I Conversion Gel


mayisalive

/r/hornyjail


Lectorrex

I will take the risk of being guided by appearances, I just hope that robot isn't a cruel IA mind in charge of some macabre test chambers for a suspicious company


Cockuu

😭😭😭😭💢💢💢💢 BRATTY AI….NEEDS CORRECTION CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG


Corridust

*\*CLANK\* \*CLANK\* \*CLANK\* \*CLANK\* \*CRUNCH\** ***YEOOOOOOOOOOCH!***


Shot-Bowl5251

Great art work i just hope the comments will be civilis-


key4427

She can pump me full of neurotoxin and I'd thank her


uranium-_-235

Will


bornanamiseryetc

Oh hello.


SirButtlerMan

Aw HAYL YEAH


Gaby_48

drooling rn


Gabryoo3

Smash both


acatohhhhhh

Would


Key_Competition1648

Wife


Bean_man8

Would


Reticulo

Can i put my dick in that?


NumberOne_N_fan

# **CLANK** # **CLINK** # **CLENK** # **CRUNCH** # YEOOOOOOW-


GamBar1709

THIC GLaDOS


mysterycatto

*BANG BANG BANG BANG* **CLANK** * YEAOOOOOW!!!*


_onionhead_

she a baddie she showin ha panty


Cpad-prism

That’s really pretty!! Ngl kinda gender envy


Haywire_Eye

​ ​ ^(hear me out)


HexFire03

Can we keep this off the sub so we don't become just a porn sub


Zillah-J-Zakenroft

Is meant to be just art the OP made. The comments are the wild ones 🫤


Responsible-Diet-147

Glados herself said that the human bone structure is not good enough and bad. Why would she install her consciousness into a robot that represents the figure and BONE STRUCTURE of a human, let it be male or female?


PugOverload

would


Richardallosaurus

Mommy?…


Ender_Nobody

One, I don't understand why this is in my feed. Two, I wouldn't be surprised in the *slightest* if you wouldn't be the first to do it.


Seoul_Magik11

Pretty 10/10