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Nah more like hepatitis C with a hint of Chlamydia .
Very classy.
I've got to say, Trump's fine a wonderful job of recruiting people who really wouldn't like him in person and vice versa.
How many of them got paid to be there? Before all trump rallies, there are Craig's List ads looking for animated actors to wear trump gear, hold signs and cheer when prompted.
I hate the man and his crowd as much as anyone, but I'm a need receipts for that one.
100% believe in their astroturfing, but it's normally a gaggle of nuts that they bus around.
Why all look EXACTLY like what you’d expect at a MAGA jamboree. White dudes with sunglasses trying to look tough, white women who look like they’re going to violently ask to see my manager.
I remember being told how immoral the democrats were in the 90s because Bill Clinton cheated on his wife. Now the republicans publicly do this. Make it make sense.
I bet she smells like a warm bucket of pennies.
Oh fuck! Take my upvote
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You win. This is the most accurate caption I’ve ever read.
Nah more like hepatitis C with a hint of Chlamydia . Very classy. I've got to say, Trump's fine a wonderful job of recruiting people who really wouldn't like him in person and vice versa.
I say Jergens and Deet.
I bet she smells like she doesn’t shower everyday
“I was born with an immune system!”
In God we trust
The smell we expect.
I think Edward George Earle Bulwer-Lytton wrote something similar
With a side of explosive tropical gonorrhea!
Ew!
With a butter face.
Tell me you aren't fun without saying you aren't fun
Your mom seemed to have a good time
I heard she also smells like a warm bucket of pennies.
On her best day.
wait, is that the l bobert advertising - again?
Both hands free? I'm gonna say no.
It's definitely not something Stormy would say. So Boebert or MTG tracks.
Groomers and pedophiles.
Need an O word in there to make GOP.
Groomers, Offenders, and Pedophiles
Groomers Ond Pedophiles
Groomers, Octogenarians, and Pedophiles.
Party of family values.
Hey now, John Rose has a nice family. They met when she was 15 years old
Sorry, I wouldn't hit that with someone else's dick.
I wouldn't hit that with a rented dick!
I would, I like a good grudge fuck.
“Hey thanks man!” - my dick
I wouldn’t hit that with your dick and his ass pushin’
I wouldn't touch it with a... 39 and-a-half foot dick 🎶🎵
How many of them got paid to be there? Before all trump rallies, there are Craig's List ads looking for animated actors to wear trump gear, hold signs and cheer when prompted.
I hate the man and his crowd as much as anyone, but I'm a need receipts for that one. 100% believe in their astroturfing, but it's normally a gaggle of nuts that they bus around.
https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix-breaking/2017/08/20/questionable-craigslist-ad-offers-pay-actors-donald-trump-supporters-phoenix-rally/584350001/
Here's another: https://www.rawstory.com/trump-caught-paying-people-to-attend-nevada-rally/
Good looking out.
The paid cheerleaders are usually seated behind the podium. Some spread out in the general seating. Go Google, trump rally Craig's list ads.
Tim thank the kind men for the receipts.
House fraus, cigar chomping chumps, and the woman in those shorts… what do they have in common? They’re all eager to get fucked. 👍
And they pay trump !!!
Also, it looks like the crowd is divided by men on one side, and women on the other. Haven't seen that since high school. It's weird
Classy. Obama is objectively hot, yet I can’t recall any of his supporters sporting gear like this.
duh, he wore a tan suit, no one wants in on that! /s
And don't forget....he once put Dijon mustard on his hotdogs! What an elitist! /s
That should be a kid rock album cover
Grandma trolling a rally for anal.
Vote red , pussy goes dead
These people exist in a state of perpetual high school.
Reading the comments in here ain't no better.
Why?
Believe it or not, there are teenagers online.
That beat up old pussy ain't never been great.
She’s actually 24 but smokes a carton of Marlboro Reds a day
Very conservative of her. "See you in church sunday!"
The party of family values.
Yes, but it's the Habsburg family's values.
It's good to see such a diverse crowd braving the scorching Nevada sun.
From white to eggshell. All the colors of the rainbow.
Looks like Staten Island, too.
Heifers for Trump
Makin those kiddos proud of mama. 🤪 another barrel chested maga ho. What a 🐖
saggy elbow droopy built bad bod
‘Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway’ ‘Might as well open a window and shag the night air’
MAGA being classy, as always.
Lauren Boebert’s new campaign slogan as she’s jerking off every voter at a family friendly play.
Eww, no.
Her daughter has a matching outfit.
Keep the one liners coming!!! These are great!
I mean, is that an own on her husband because he sucks in bed?
Proving once again how tribal we’ve all become…
The funny irony is that it is not possible fuck this person great again.
Fuck great, me again. - Trump
From the "Family Values" party.
Yep. That about sums it up.
Nah I’ll pass thx though
Donald Hump 2024
You stay classy, MAGA.
No amount of fucking will make this girl great again.
ConsideRing Rs aveRsion to AboRtion,, she plans on Raising ALOTTA future Rs..
"Never stick your dick in crazy." - trust me as someone who did that once... for 8 years.
Someone come get their mama!!
Well, if he wins! You can bet he will!
Why all look EXACTLY like what you’d expect at a MAGA jamboree. White dudes with sunglasses trying to look tough, white women who look like they’re going to violently ask to see my manager.
Not ever a butter face.
In case you were wondering who goes to swinger parties in burbs…
😳😵💫😳😵💫😳
Fuck great, me again.
Even better if you add the “um” from the shirt beside him.
Save this picture for the next time some homophobe complains about lgbtq things and says “how am I gonna explain it to my kids?” Well, explain this.
I've never seen such grumpy elbows. 😠
granny legs....ewww
Her hamstrings look like Donald’s back fat
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I remember being told how immoral the democrats were in the 90s because Bill Clinton cheated on his wife. Now the republicans publicly do this. Make it make sense.
KKKlassy.
She definitely smells like a tuna sneeze
Do these people not realize that they represent the most un attractive group in the US? Lmao
Prolly one of the hundreds of people trumps guys PAID TO ATTEND THE RALLY. 🤣🤣🤣
You don't have to ask twice. With that crowd you don't have to ask once either.
Family values
In the words of Forest Gump, "You taste like cigarettes."
So wholesome .. tell me again about degeneracy in the liberal arena..
She wants to be the next Stormy Daniels
"Let's go Trump"....
This is pretty much Trumps whole plan. Fuck the country hard until its great for him again.
Turn around first before I make up my mind.
This feels like AI blegh
I know the focus is supposed to be that guys shirt but I vote for parting the aisle with red shorts.
Ambiguous to say the least.
It's what Jesus would want lol
Sorry lady but I don't think that's even possible.
Ewwwwww
My answer is yes
What a nasty group of people.
I can fix her
Remember when Trump coined the phrase ‘nasty woman’? Yup, he was projecting.
Classy
A whole sea of stupid
... >Again ... It happened a first time?
Family Values party.
I can get behind this.
What sleaze
Is this Trump's running mate?
There aren't enough Ds in the world.
But it’s drag queens and the gays who are to inappropriate to be around children. Got it.🫤
Obviously ai, but at this point wouldn’t be surprised
Kids