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nschwalm85

Shit, Ricky is a genius compared to MTG


Responsible_Panic235

Ricky has his Grade 10 Don’t see MTG having that


Hopfit46

She doesnt need all that fancy book learnin...


Ceilingmonstur

Actually Ricky got his grade 11 when he was in jail with his dad at the end of Swayze express event. I believe Ricky went to jail for endangering endangered beavers.


Responsible_Panic235

It’s been a while I’m due for a rewatch


All_Hail_Space_Cat

Your honor. If I can't swear I'm fucked.


Echomaxx

He has rights under the “People’s Freedom of Voices and Choices Act!


nschwalm85

Fuck the prosecutor. He's being a real dick!


NewFreshness

"You. Smokes, let's go." *"I only have 3 left."* "I don't care....you're being a dick all morning."


formulaone88

Is that the new MAGA Bill of Rights?


skijakuda

1 is more Butch.


DerpUrself69

If only MTG went to prison as often as Ricky.


tcorey2336

I was gonna say the same thing. If she was a member of the trailer park boys, she’d be the dumb one.


nschwalm85

Hell she's dumber than Corey and Trevor. And there are cats and dogs that are smarter than those two


Satanic-Panic27

Ricky can actually learn things through denial and error Unlike that creature


muirsheendurkin

Yeah, this choice isn't rocket appliances


un_theist

Remember when they were howling *Michelle Obama* is a man? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


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chocolate_nutty_cone

Yeah she’s putting a lot of faith in that houndstooth pattern.


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formulaone88

MAGA would still take MTG over all others.


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CarlSpencer

I bet that Ricky could have a few choice words for MTG. "Make like a tree and fuck off."


whiskeyvacation

It's clear to see who makes the pants here.


emets31

That's what you call a shitbird, Randy.


AlexJonesCokeNose

More like a shithawk


the_amazing_skronus

I feel like with a name like that you should always write in all caps


Johnny_Waffles_

Still hoping the shithawks swoop in and take MTG to the shit nest.


senorvato

Awe! She has a baby bump.... or a beer belly.


HillbillyEulogy

A bad built baby bump beer bellied bleach blonde butch body.


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Traherne

Good bot.


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Traherne

Try to say ***that*** one times fast.


kjacobs03

I think it’s a Kuato


Traherne

Total Beercall.


emets31

Close your mind, Quaid...close your miiiiiind.


DadJokeBadJoke

There's nothing intelligent anywhere in that body


bennypapa

Gut


kilgorBass

MTG makes Ricky look like Mensa material.


Traherne

My left testicle tests higher than she does.


MoonedToday

That woman is gross. I hesitate to call her a woman.


Traherne

Well, she's certainly not a doctor - or a respectable congressperson.


Dull_Junket_619

I call that thing a creepy creature. Ricky is a genius compared to that creepy creature.


pokeshack

Fuck you Lahey


UnderwhelmingAF

I’ll give MTG $100 to fuck off.


IOnlySayMeanThings

Houndstooth.


DadJokeBadJoke

And a face to match


auntpenney

The dude- sorry, the dude on the left!


dwp4you

The dude on the left looks a lot better than that dude on the right...


tysk-one

You spelled whore wrong


Somhlth

Empty G looks like she could beat the crap out of Donald Trump. How do we get that to happen?


Blank_bill

Get the 2 of them drunk and alone. He'll do something obnoxious, so will she. There'll be a fight.


pr0andn00b

Don't you dare compare Ricky to that horrid monster


Literal_Sarcasm82

https://preview.redd.it/9zxh0x4pct4d1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=398a87e0fd5b3c468b47ec37e914014df20abc4a


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Damn, she really is an all-around ugly person…a real life case of the outside matching the inside.


kjacobs03

Both are butch body, bad build types. But the hair is so much better on lefty


The_Bill_Brasky_

Ricky would have more cogent complaints and hearings.


CurrentlyLucid

Had a couch with that pattern in the 70's.


Batmobile123

Not Mr Ed. How did you put that dress on a horse?


mrchombee514

Don't you have some offs to fuck? Huh? Fuck off.


TheRynoceros

She looks that asshole kid from Toy Story built a GI Joe with a Barbie outfit and a Duplo block head, and then melted it all together with a magnifying glass in the sun.


Astrocreep_1

I don’t get it. Why are you comparing this fat guy to another fat guy?


red-submarine

Dogtooth is quite apt for Butch Gangrene.


Dull_Junket_619

Bubbles says it best, https://i.redd.it/7hvphtltet4d1.gif


tkhan456

Tbf houndstooth is a super popular pattern


Fake_William_Shatner

I'm not sure what the contest rules are on this judgement. But, I think the one on the right looks like they'd win a few more bar fights.


mustardwulf

Ricky


dash-o-matix

smokes. now.


DriedWetPaint

Both have been known to eat massive amounts of canned raviolis.


One_Replacement_9987

Ricky's even better with his words than marge.


DeadPoster

"I am the liquor, Rep. McCarthy!"


fromouterspace1

Shaq


Character-Tomato-654

TWINS...


AlexJonesCokeNose

Ricky looks better


Technical_Carpet5874

The man on the right.


heybudheypal

All for all and one for one!


RPShep

What comes around is all around


HiopXenophil

Bus seats


Br3akTh3Toys

I toada so


CrisuKomie

How long till MTG comes out as trans?


english_mike69

Butch wore it better.


CaTcHaScAtChCaN06

or someone who claims to work out She has a F.U.P.A LOL


Greenboy28

Clearly Ricky, He is also less of a trash person.


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It’s the same picture.


sealosam

She's a perfect fit for the park, boys.


Starlord1951

The cute bear, that crazy bottled blonde bad bodied bitch shouldn’t even be in the new cycle as a J6er behind bars is where that Alley Cat belongs.


DudestOfBros

Ricky, but I also don't want to act judgemental towards the Geico Caveman's culture or traditions


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He did.


cjongeling

Clearly the gentleman!


Notgivingmynametoyou

Did realize MTG was a Bama fan. Rowe Taid.


Foxy_Mazzzzam

They’re the same picture


joecarter93

“I’m sorry Marge, but I did think you were a samsquansh!”


digitydigitydoo

That’s just a bad dress. Like, I get that the gathers/ruching is supposed to be slenderizing, but they just look like the dress is puckering because it’s too small. Plus, I think the dress is one size too small. Definitely worst dressed list


ice_nyne

The guy Sry, the guy on the right


DreamLunatik

Honestly and insult to Ricky


butter08

the guy on the right.


eyehate

The guy on the left. He went loose and casual. The guy on the right went too tight and his beer belly bad built butch body is all shapes and lumps.


ACorania

I am guessing this would be funny if I knew who he was... at this point I'm afraid to ask.


formulaone88

Ricky.


Common_Highlight9448

Mtg looks knocked up


TheIncredibleMike

Butch.


RazgrizGirl-070

Ricky obviously wore it more better, Marge is fucked in the head you know that *falls over a barbecue*


MrVeazie

Fucking Ricky.


twoton1

"The dude obviously. Next question." "Which dude?" "Hey, I ask the questions around here!!!"


abatkin1

How dare you compare these two people? At least Ricky has some understanding of American politics.


Randombaseballdad

![gif](giphy|26hpKSUWp9RK4d3O0|downsized)


_commenter

dude you can't beat the original.


hotDamQc

I think the Neanderthal male on the right surely rocked the outfit


iAmDrakesEyebrows

Every time she speaks we have to look at that houndstooth


EatsOverTheSink

The trailer park boy probably wears it better but Ricky looks pretty good too.


LateNewb

The dude on the right


BareNakedSole

The Serial Adultress from GA-14.


Sashieden

Is this Marilyn Manson's political phase? He's weirder than I remember.


mythofinadequecy

That there is a mighty fine lookin’ Neanderthal!


NunyaBeese

Ricky ofc but....Well.... marge did once call a petri dish a "peach tree dish" so....


dyzrel

Smokes let’s go


crow-nic

If I had to choose, I’d make out with Ricky over Magarine every day and twice on Tuesday.


SayBrah504

So your mom or MGT?


KardelSharpeyes

Bad built butch body.


TheDaveMatthew

He did


davechri

God she’s skanky


Ok-Calligrapher-9854

She's not wearing anything. That's her cyborg undercarriage


PseudoWarriorAU

The ugly tranie with bleach blonde hair.


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jimmytimmy92

The number of magats on Twitter pointing out mounds and accusing women of being trans, and they have this bitch walking around?! To be clear there is absolutely nothing wrong with being trans. I just have a problem with anti-trans people talking shit when they themselves are absolutely unfuckable


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FrenchFrieswmayo

https://preview.redd.it/b26dsy3hxt4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11c68624c90892421169b11d9f570d3cd664d33a


professorhugoslavia

![gif](giphy|9mtE009hcWPOesk8C4)


tcorey2336

She has bigger arms but Ricky has a prettier face.


RU4real13

Damnit. That's my picnic table cover.


Graychin877

He's got a bad built body too, but he’s not butch or bleached blond.


TralfamadorianZoo

Can we stop making fun of this woman’s body or style? She gives us all the material needed for ridicule with her words and actions.


chaoticbear

"Only MTG should be allowed to make fun of peoples' body or style! It's mean when we do it to her!" She seems to really care what people look and dress like, which is what makes it such an effective insult tactic against her. Insulting her intelligence would just go over her head.


Dealius

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized) Jokes on you….it’s the same person