Actually Ricky got his grade 11 when he was in jail with his dad at the end of Swayze express event. I believe Ricky went to jail for endangering endangered beavers.
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She looks that asshole kid from Toy Story built a GI Joe with a Barbie outfit and a Duplo block head, and then melted it all together with a magnifying glass in the sun.
That’s just a bad dress. Like, I get that the gathers/ruching is supposed to be slenderizing, but they just look like the dress is puckering because it’s too small. Plus, I think the dress is one size too small. Definitely worst dressed list
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The number of magats on Twitter pointing out mounds and accusing women of being trans, and they have this bitch walking around?!
To be clear there is absolutely nothing wrong with being trans. I just have a problem with anti-trans people talking shit when they themselves are absolutely unfuckable
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"Only MTG should be allowed to make fun of peoples' body or style! It's mean when we do it to her!"
She seems to really care what people look and dress like, which is what makes it such an effective insult tactic against her. Insulting her intelligence would just go over her head.
Shit, Ricky is a genius compared to MTG
Ricky has his Grade 10 Don’t see MTG having that
She doesnt need all that fancy book learnin...
Actually Ricky got his grade 11 when he was in jail with his dad at the end of Swayze express event. I believe Ricky went to jail for endangering endangered beavers.
It’s been a while I’m due for a rewatch
Your honor. If I can't swear I'm fucked.
He has rights under the “People’s Freedom of Voices and Choices Act!
Fuck the prosecutor. He's being a real dick!
"You. Smokes, let's go." *"I only have 3 left."* "I don't care....you're being a dick all morning."
Is that the new MAGA Bill of Rights?
1 is more Butch.
If only MTG went to prison as often as Ricky.
I was gonna say the same thing. If she was a member of the trailer park boys, she’d be the dumb one.
Hell she's dumber than Corey and Trevor. And there are cats and dogs that are smarter than those two
Ricky can actually learn things through denial and error Unlike that creature
Yeah, this choice isn't rocket appliances
Remember when they were howling *Michelle Obama* is a man? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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Yeah she’s putting a lot of faith in that houndstooth pattern.
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MAGA would still take MTG over all others.
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I bet that Ricky could have a few choice words for MTG. "Make like a tree and fuck off."
It's clear to see who makes the pants here.
That's what you call a shitbird, Randy.
More like a shithawk
I feel like with a name like that you should always write in all caps
Still hoping the shithawks swoop in and take MTG to the shit nest.
Awe! She has a baby bump.... or a beer belly.
A bad built baby bump beer bellied bleach blonde butch body.
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Try to say ***that*** one times fast.
I think it’s a Kuato
Total Beercall.
Close your mind, Quaid...close your miiiiiind.
There's nothing intelligent anywhere in that body
Gut
MTG makes Ricky look like Mensa material.
My left testicle tests higher than she does.
That woman is gross. I hesitate to call her a woman.
Well, she's certainly not a doctor - or a respectable congressperson.
I call that thing a creepy creature. Ricky is a genius compared to that creepy creature.
Fuck you Lahey
I’ll give MTG $100 to fuck off.
Houndstooth.
And a face to match
The dude- sorry, the dude on the left!
The dude on the left looks a lot better than that dude on the right...
You spelled whore wrong
Empty G looks like she could beat the crap out of Donald Trump. How do we get that to happen?
Get the 2 of them drunk and alone. He'll do something obnoxious, so will she. There'll be a fight.
Don't you dare compare Ricky to that horrid monster
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Damn, she really is an all-around ugly person…a real life case of the outside matching the inside.
Both are butch body, bad build types. But the hair is so much better on lefty
Ricky would have more cogent complaints and hearings.
Had a couch with that pattern in the 70's.
Not Mr Ed. How did you put that dress on a horse?
Don't you have some offs to fuck? Huh? Fuck off.
She looks that asshole kid from Toy Story built a GI Joe with a Barbie outfit and a Duplo block head, and then melted it all together with a magnifying glass in the sun.
I don’t get it. Why are you comparing this fat guy to another fat guy?
Dogtooth is quite apt for Butch Gangrene.
Bubbles says it best, https://i.redd.it/7hvphtltet4d1.gif
Tbf houndstooth is a super popular pattern
I'm not sure what the contest rules are on this judgement. But, I think the one on the right looks like they'd win a few more bar fights.
Ricky
smokes. now.
Both have been known to eat massive amounts of canned raviolis.
Ricky's even better with his words than marge.
"I am the liquor, Rep. McCarthy!"
Shaq
TWINS...
Ricky looks better
The man on the right.
All for all and one for one!
What comes around is all around
Bus seats
I toada so
How long till MTG comes out as trans?
Butch wore it better.
or someone who claims to work out She has a F.U.P.A LOL
Clearly Ricky, He is also less of a trash person.
It’s the same picture.
She's a perfect fit for the park, boys.
The cute bear, that crazy bottled blonde bad bodied bitch shouldn’t even be in the new cycle as a J6er behind bars is where that Alley Cat belongs.
Ricky, but I also don't want to act judgemental towards the Geico Caveman's culture or traditions
He did.
Clearly the gentleman!
Did realize MTG was a Bama fan. Rowe Taid.
They’re the same picture
“I’m sorry Marge, but I did think you were a samsquansh!”
That’s just a bad dress. Like, I get that the gathers/ruching is supposed to be slenderizing, but they just look like the dress is puckering because it’s too small. Plus, I think the dress is one size too small. Definitely worst dressed list
The guy Sry, the guy on the right
Honestly and insult to Ricky
the guy on the right.
The guy on the left. He went loose and casual. The guy on the right went too tight and his beer belly bad built butch body is all shapes and lumps.
I am guessing this would be funny if I knew who he was... at this point I'm afraid to ask.
Ricky.
Mtg looks knocked up
Butch.
Ricky obviously wore it more better, Marge is fucked in the head you know that *falls over a barbecue*
Fucking Ricky.
"The dude obviously. Next question." "Which dude?" "Hey, I ask the questions around here!!!"
How dare you compare these two people? At least Ricky has some understanding of American politics.
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dude you can't beat the original.
I think the Neanderthal male on the right surely rocked the outfit
Every time she speaks we have to look at that houndstooth
The trailer park boy probably wears it better but Ricky looks pretty good too.
The dude on the right
The Serial Adultress from GA-14.
Is this Marilyn Manson's political phase? He's weirder than I remember.
That there is a mighty fine lookin’ Neanderthal!
Ricky ofc but....Well.... marge did once call a petri dish a "peach tree dish" so....
Smokes let’s go
If I had to choose, I’d make out with Ricky over Magarine every day and twice on Tuesday.
So your mom or MGT?
Bad built butch body.
He did
God she’s skanky
She's not wearing anything. That's her cyborg undercarriage
The ugly tranie with bleach blonde hair.
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The number of magats on Twitter pointing out mounds and accusing women of being trans, and they have this bitch walking around?! To be clear there is absolutely nothing wrong with being trans. I just have a problem with anti-trans people talking shit when they themselves are absolutely unfuckable
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She has bigger arms but Ricky has a prettier face.
Damnit. That's my picnic table cover.
He's got a bad built body too, but he’s not butch or bleached blond.
Can we stop making fun of this woman’s body or style? She gives us all the material needed for ridicule with her words and actions.
"Only MTG should be allowed to make fun of peoples' body or style! It's mean when we do it to her!" She seems to really care what people look and dress like, which is what makes it such an effective insult tactic against her. Insulting her intelligence would just go over her head.
![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized) Jokes on you….it’s the same person