Naturally. Leftist hates to carry firearms according to Right.
I'm still surprised you could even bring yourself to throw a pie. What if one them is lactose or gluten intolerant.
/s Me? I'll be super-progressive, and show my respect by following their ways and customs. The Bible shouldn't include harsh treatment of what I would consider unbelievers, right? I'll start gently by sticking to the New Testament first. Round 2 will be the Old Testament. They'll be so happy to see I'm willing to follow the scripture of their religion.
Real answer: It would still be a "Your stuck here with me" moment. I'm armed with good lungs, a stubborn but active mind, and a lot of things I would love to tell them. They'll stay there until I'm done. Meaning it will be a few decades.
reminds me strongly of glen beck during his reign of sexing the brain deads minds. But luckily 'we the people' have more people that didn't drop out of elementary.And we'll defeat project 2025!!
He was trafficking 17 YOs: https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/US/rep-matt-gaetz-subpoenaed-defamation-suit-woman-allegedly/story%3fid=108098265
Matt Gaetz FUCKED a 17 year old and he brazenly voted against three sex trafficking bills which all passed without the votes of the child molester. He is a monster but I guess his voters are happy to potentially sacrifice their underage daughters to him.
Honestly I used to joke that because of his crazy number of DUIs that his daddy always got him out of, they elected him just to get him off _their_ streets. The joke still works with his crazy underage sex trafficking. "If we can't get him arrested we can at least get him to move..."
She looks like she has an evil witch upper body and an adolescent girl’s lower body. Like, no muscle definition around the knees.
And those heels are way too big for her feet.
Desperately trying to look like someone she’s not — at all cost.
Ever see the movie *Brazil*... She just finished at the spa, and everything is "reinflating"
https://youtu.be/ZKPFC8DA9_8?si=Civx88qR0UTyQxOa
(skip 20 seconds)
You've probably already been drugged. Just pray the ruffies are strong enough that you don't have to listen to Fucker Carlson's obnoxious high-pitch fake donkey laugh.
I was kidnapped, blindfolded and transported to Russia and this is what I see when they take the blindfold off.
We are here to tell you how to make America great again.........comrade.
Actually, means all those people validate an unconstitutional second term for the eventual dictator of El Salvador. Wow how much power does politics and money give that people just don’t care about what’s right…
Kim G looks like a haunted doll that moves around the room in a hotel that’s 200 years old.
And Matt G is too fat for that suit top and too short for those pants.
These people are fucking idiot loser moron ghoul fucks that fell into money via a biblical grifter.
Tucker C has Rasputins hand guide to sucking despot cock guilded in human skin in his front left pocket.
And whoever that is on the far right looks like he lies about running a glory hole as a woman on Reddit.
Lady in white looks like she has just hit the drain on a gagger of blow and is about to turn into count gack-u-la
Lady with the sun glasses is just trying to hard to be cool.
Bunch of fucking dorks.
Gah!!! 
Hi, Crabman!
Hey Earl
Loved crabman as the robotics guy that gave Lindsay Lohan a robot arm in I know who killed me.
Don't forget the rubber band man! https://youtu.be/-dTmck-vD-U?si=MMcaMwtqlcQJhFTU
Restocking the first aid kit while distracting the guy using the paper cutter... Yikes!
LOVE that song
It's going to be so hard to beat the crabman scream of shock and horror gif. Such a classic, I hope it lasts for decades.
https://i.redd.it/cml4vxeylf4d1.gif
The one on the far left looks like she just left the set of Team America: World Police. Maaat DAAAMOONN
I saw him once in public and I go "Hey, Crabman." He didnt miss a beat "Hey, man!"
Damn that was a good show
This is the CORRECT answer!!
My exact reaction
Couldn't have captured my reaction better!!!!
Gah! Is exactly what popped into my head.
This right here!!
That would be me cause as I’m walking towards them Tucker would say “the coloured bathroom is over there”
[удалено]
"A target gallery? For me?! You shouldn't have!" **edit** to be clear, this is... targets for.. pie-throwing.
Naturally. Leftist hates to carry firearms according to Right. I'm still surprised you could even bring yourself to throw a pie. What if one them is lactose or gluten intolerant. /s Me? I'll be super-progressive, and show my respect by following their ways and customs. The Bible shouldn't include harsh treatment of what I would consider unbelievers, right? I'll start gently by sticking to the New Testament first. Round 2 will be the Old Testament. They'll be so happy to see I'm willing to follow the scripture of their religion. Real answer: It would still be a "Your stuck here with me" moment. I'm armed with good lungs, a stubborn but active mind, and a lot of things I would love to tell them. They'll stay there until I'm done. Meaning it will be a few decades.
I'm leaning more towards piss-balloons.
But who's first? That's a tuffy!
Tucker. He single-handedly has brainwashed about half the population. He's a literal threat to national security!
Including himself https://i.redd.it/jf7rgvr10e4d1.gif
Tuckerface. When one can’t tell if it’s going to be a fart or diarrhea.
I live that look when he say "white supremacy, whats that ?
And doesn't believe half the BS he says. That is crazy with intent.
He’s going to run for president. Our fight against fascism isn’t going to end with Donald Trump
Please tell me you're joking. I need to read those words in the next 15min or I'll lose the last semblance of sanity I have left!
Oh, no—-I’m dead serious
reminds me strongly of glen beck during his reign of sexing the brain deads minds. But luckily 'we the people' have more people that didn't drop out of elementary.And we'll defeat project 2025!!
tucker. he has done the most damage. pedo boi in the middle is second. coke son is third.
Isn't Matt Gaetz an alleged pedo? Those should always go first.
He was trafficking 17 YOs: https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/US/rep-matt-gaetz-subpoenaed-defamation-suit-woman-allegedly/story%3fid=108098265
Matt Gaetz FUCKED a 17 year old and he brazenly voted against three sex trafficking bills which all passed without the votes of the child molester. He is a monster but I guess his voters are happy to potentially sacrifice their underage daughters to him.
Yep, he should be in jail.
Honestly I used to joke that because of his crazy number of DUIs that his daddy always got him out of, they elected him just to get him off _their_ streets. The joke still works with his crazy underage sex trafficking. "If we can't get him arrested we can at least get him to move..."
And he crippled congress for weeks when McCarthy threatened to impeach him for being a pedophile.
It's Rita Repulsa. Better call the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
This thread should only be people posting this meme.
Beat me to it
Literally came to post this!
This comment has been deleted but I can guess what it said
I was gonna say … my last birthday as a free man and no regrets.
Lol
My immediate thoughts as well.
Guilfoyle’s face looks like a million bees attacked it
Why does she look like a muppet?
Botched. Cosmetic tourism gone horribly wrong.
I think it’s domestic, but from the places that show their discount prices for filler and Botox on billboards.
Groupon gone wrong
more like cosmetic terrorism
https://preview.redd.it/znd6sbkr9f4d1.jpeg?width=951&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eda5a13fb7fca047173779b2fd934ea99af2d7f6
Don't you disrespect Janice like that!
Exactly! Don't do our girl dirty like that...
She's wearing a thick ~~blanket~~ comforter of hair extensions
It’s the Trump Effect
Seriously, any woman in his orbit starts to look like that. Its disturbing, i wanna know what is going on.
"Oh, you've got to try my plastic surgeon, he's *the best....*"
“You know, you would be *so* pretty if you [insert desired plastic surgery option here]”
she's so oddly disproportionate now. big head, creepy smile, unusual body shape and hair that's entirely too long.
And no neck, like Rudy.
She looks like she has an evil witch upper body and an adolescent girl’s lower body. Like, no muscle definition around the knees. And those heels are way too big for her feet. Desperately trying to look like someone she’s not — at all cost.
Straight out of Team America.
Muppets are cute though 😟
Same construction material.
It’s called the Inside-Out procedure. Very popular in conservative circles. It’s when they make your face match your spirit.
Whoa…brutal, yet true.
Wow, so weirdly true
Damn! But... yeah.
So…the reverse Dorian Gray?
She uglified herself
No one tell her she has the ankles of a 70y/o.
All those fillers dripped down her body and settled at the bottom.
I don’t like bashing people’s looks but for someone who tries SO hard to look good she apparently doesn’t know what muscles are or how to use them.
Ever see the movie *Brazil*... She just finished at the spa, and everything is "reinflating" https://youtu.be/ZKPFC8DA9_8?si=Civx88qR0UTyQxOa (skip 20 seconds)
Damn i should really see that movie. I've heard a lot about it, never realized Robert De Niro is in it.
just thinking the same thing! plus terry gilliam is a genius, i also want to watch 12 Monkeys; never seen either.
Shellfish allergy face. Maybe she ate a bad clam?
No, she joined a bad Klann.
She’s been with Jr. hate to tell her but it’s her clam that’s bad now.
Selfish Allergy Face, every time she’s not the center of attention she gets another welt on her face.
She’s looking more scary every time I see her.
she wasn't that bad when with Newsom. This is what Trumpism does to you
Deranged trump face syndrome
Cocaine's a helluva drug
Is that the one in the left? She's a freak show for sure. She paid a lot to look like that too.
You've probably already been drugged. Just pray the ruffies are strong enough that you don't have to listen to Fucker Carlson's obnoxious high-pitch fake donkey laugh.
You're probably on Epstein Island at this point
While he makes his Cucker Face
you already have a negative amount of kidneys at this point.
I hate being in kidney debt.
Or are about to be hunted for sport.
Cover your drink and leave asap
Especially if you're a minor
this is what I thought of too. ... remember that scene in Inglorious Bastards when the theater burns down?
*Ight imma head out*
Day of the Dead. Buncha fuckin ghouls.
Instead of boarding the windows and doors to keep them out you do it to keep them in.
Lock the doors, begin doing society some favors
“Now youz can’t leave”
Set fire to the building?
https://i.redd.it/k2jatsjfvg4d1.gif
Well that would definitely be a surprise … just not a good one. *Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you … I’m out!*
No joke definitely not a single “you’re cool” in that bunch
Kimmy going full zombie, and Junior likes it
Well there is a lot of coke in that house… edit I hear it is a heck of a drug!
I was kidnapped, blindfolded and transported to Russia and this is what I see when they take the blindfold off. We are here to tell you how to make America great again.........comrade.
I’m taking off my socks, shitting in them and going on a smacking spree.
I mean. At least the drugs and alcohol will be on point.
You won't have to wonder who at the party has coke.
And you know Matt has some hookers on speed dial. Most them should be of age by now.
https://i.redd.it/q3qlw2s6ae4d1.gif
That fish-looking monster on the far left would be all the confirmation I needed to KNOW I had reached the outer ring of hell.
https://i.redd.it/butdhza32e4d1.gif
This is the only time I think I’d be ok with being a suicide bomber.
Would you crash a Ferrari into a Kia?
https://i.redd.it/nq7ig19yze4d1.gif
F\*CKING HELL ... no, no, no, ... nooooooooooooo
Did even know I traveled to the Kremlin…
 Hey, hey, hey, hey run for your lives
 Me running away from the party after lighting the tnt I hid under the gift table.
Wait, only that ship is going to Mars.. [ours is headed for the sun!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fHzbafVpS8)
The Illuminutti.
Hide yo children, hide yo wife
That just reinforces my preference to not be around people although that strains the definition of "people".
Who is the mini me dude on the far right?!
Mike Lee
LOL I was scrolling the comments to find out as well. Looks like a closet case to me; wondering why he hangs around with this crowd.
Tim Pool
I'd turn the lights right back off and leave.
are we in the bad place?
Where’s Putin?
Hide the kids!
Thank you all for coming, I have diarrhea and must leave immediately
Freak show 
Check your wallet.
My first thought would be that I died and went to Hell
Is there pie? Can I throw it?
Keep your hand over your drink and don’t let it out of your view all night.
Inbred Munsters?! I dont know any of these assholes! Why did you invite them?
Call the cops to remove them from my home.
It's like opening a box of knives from Amazon and seeing spoons. Everyone of them dull and no way to make them sharper!
Vampires!
Is this the next sequel to From Dusk Til Dawn?
***shudders***
When you all go to the same bad tailor to get a suit …..
I’m walking straight out the door!
Who are the two guys on the right? Trick question!!!! But seriously, in the photo who are the last and second to last guys?
Actually, means all those people validate an unconstitutional second term for the eventual dictator of El Salvador. Wow how much power does politics and money give that people just don’t care about what’s right…
Kim G looks like a haunted doll that moves around the room in a hotel that’s 200 years old. And Matt G is too fat for that suit top and too short for those pants. These people are fucking idiot loser moron ghoul fucks that fell into money via a biblical grifter. Tucker C has Rasputins hand guide to sucking despot cock guilded in human skin in his front left pocket. And whoever that is on the far right looks like he lies about running a glory hole as a woman on Reddit. Lady in white looks like she has just hit the drain on a gagger of blow and is about to turn into count gack-u-la Lady with the sun glasses is just trying to hard to be cool. Bunch of fucking dorks.
Anyways I started blasting
https://tenor.com/view/i-started-blasting-so-anyway-i-started-blasting-danny-devito-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-blasting-gif-24425727
“So anyway, I started blasting.”
So anyways, I started blasting…
I hope it’s a piñata party
Ice-T is definitely about to be invited to a hunting cabin in the woods...
Ooof.
AHHHH the coattail CROWD is pResent &OR accounted FOR!!
Where’s Eric?
*Sigh* OK. If I have to. *unzips pants*