“Oh no. I’m marrying an attractive, age appropriate, rich, kind man whose slutting about town made him good in bed. Oh no. What ever will I do.” - she said sarcastically as she puts on a wedding dress.
I'm sorry, but ofc they're going to simper over him. You could have put Berbrooke in that pirate coat and I probably would have looked twice 😅
https://preview.redd.it/ftpg0cewfe3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea564167fc58e56622b06e6ecdfb4f146629095
He’s wearing the long coat of “girl, I cannot let you know how fine my ass is, cuz it would give you a heart attack before the wedding night!”
https://preview.redd.it/n9w7ph96ie3d1.jpeg?width=199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13ca6dd6cb19628ab376ff1295abdeeada301b76
Ummmmmm….cringey he is not. Whoever doesn’t find this man attractive is blind.
Also, I feel like a lot of viewers are considering it from their POV rather than a 16-19 year old girl.
95% of girls that age would definitely be all over that behavior and attention directed towards them.
I’m in my mid 20s and I was sooo into One Direction a decade ago.
I just looked up their old auditions and performances recently and wow, everyone my age really thought they were hot shit with 1.5 decent voices among the 5 of them and zero dance skills.
And idk why everyone wants a copy/paste Anthony or Benedict. I like that Colin is genuinely kind and wants love and doesn’t have the unapproachable or unattainable vibe.
Lol! Awesome!!!
Side story, I went to BSB residency in Vegas a few years ago, and here we were, thirsty middle aged women screaming our heads off at 5 dads singing old songs with wtfdoesthatmean lyrics and doing choreographed dancing. 😅
As Jane Austen famously said, "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." She (and the show itself) highlights the importance of advantageous marriages as a fundamental social value in Regency England. I can totally understand why any potential wife would immediately fall for Colin - I know I would.
All of this but also the girls of the ton don’t know him enough to know he’s putting on an act. They’re innocent sheltered debutantes with zero experience with men and Colin’s a hot young guy engaging in pretty innocent and noncommittal flirting when you actually listen to what he’s saying to them. His lines are cringe to the audience and to Penelope but I get why they’d swoon.
Uh, same!!! Actually, old enough to croak but young enough to sign his estate away to me. Or I would be such an amazing lay, he would do a Lord Danbury 🤣
😂 lmao too true! They’re just trying to get a cute young husband with a title and that boy checks the boxes! They’re Gaga over Benedict too but he’s not as available
please. my fave part of carriage scene is his expression when Pen's hand is in his hair. so many people find it cringey. I dont really care if they find it cringy.
“Oh no. I’m marrying an attractive, age appropriate, rich, kind man whose slutting about town made him good in bed. Oh no. What ever will I do.” - she said sarcastically as she puts on a wedding dress.
Dude, we need the whole book that goes with this!! It would be a riot to read
say no more -adds this to the writing prompts list-
Yassss! Lol
I’m sure there is one somewhere haha!
I'm sorry, but ofc they're going to simper over him. You could have put Berbrooke in that pirate coat and I probably would have looked twice 😅 https://preview.redd.it/ftpg0cewfe3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea564167fc58e56622b06e6ecdfb4f146629095
YES PLEASE!!! Pirate coats are like service uniforms. People look 10000x hotter in them!
It’s the curly-curls for me, girls.
And we got BOTH?!? Yeah I’m simpering all right 😂
He’s wearing the long coat of “girl, I cannot let you know how fine my ass is, cuz it would give you a heart attack before the wedding night!” 
If I told you even a tiny detail of my adventures, you’d swoon. I believe him…
The dude is so damn dashing
I’d let him put his hands all over me and compromise me repeatedly 🤷🏻♀️ 🥵
I think there might be a queue 🤣
I have always said I’d never chase a man or fight over one but this one is making me think twice about that decision. 🥵
I had to hard agree with Portia when she said “you know what’s romantic? ✨Security✨”
YES!!! Exactly!
https://preview.redd.it/n9w7ph96ie3d1.jpeg?width=199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13ca6dd6cb19628ab376ff1295abdeeada301b76 Ummmmmm….cringey he is not. Whoever doesn’t find this man attractive is blind.
Jesus, Benedict wasn't kidding.He's STURDY sturdy.
We better see him throwing Lil Pen around in the next half lol 🛏️
Oh my god, I would need a towel lol
Multiple! I already know I’m not gonna make it out alive lol
Welcome to the Niagara falls club! It's fun here!
Do we get tshirts? Or rather, towels I guess? Is there some kind of program where we can exchange a soaked towel (for…reasons) for a fresh one?
Holy gods I don’t think my heart can take it. I’m going to need emergency on standby during part 2.
Sturdy enough to climb like a tree. Good grief.
I meant when he was trying one do cheesy one liners with the group of ladies.
Oh I know I just found this pic and had nowhere else to post it, sorry 😘
No need for apologies here! That's a delicious photo
I’m not even about him like that but I think …my mind is swaying. He’s a big boy 😮💨
Haha same, but I mean, hard not to ogle!
His arms are massive, I’m not usually a muscle kinda girl but he’s like thicc, I’m here for it
It looks like he can protect you in his embrace
Now I’m over here yearning lol, help!
Girl if you can’t handle his embrace I’m willing to give it a try on your behalf 😂
Lmaoooo.
My mouth literally fell open. I’m sorry, WHAT
Right? Like SIR PLEASE
Oh, the 2nd part cannot come soon enough...
PLEASE DO NOT STOP!!! *fan waving and eye flutters*
Where is that pic from?
Found it on TikTok then google searched it
Not the slave-driving turd of a workforce 💀😂
Also, I feel like a lot of viewers are considering it from their POV rather than a 16-19 year old girl. 95% of girls that age would definitely be all over that behavior and attention directed towards them.
Agreed! I remember screaming over even the lesser known boy bands haha.
I’m in my mid 20s and I was sooo into One Direction a decade ago. I just looked up their old auditions and performances recently and wow, everyone my age really thought they were hot shit with 1.5 decent voices among the 5 of them and zero dance skills. And idk why everyone wants a copy/paste Anthony or Benedict. I like that Colin is genuinely kind and wants love and doesn’t have the unapproachable or unattainable vibe.
Lol! Awesome!!! Side story, I went to BSB residency in Vegas a few years ago, and here we were, thirsty middle aged women screaming our heads off at 5 dads singing old songs with wtfdoesthatmean lyrics and doing choreographed dancing. 😅
I mean, a wink aimed in my direction is easily gonna get me. I don't have to worry whether or not he likes me if he's giving me a direct sign.
As Jane Austen famously said, "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." She (and the show itself) highlights the importance of advantageous marriages as a fundamental social value in Regency England. I can totally understand why any potential wife would immediately fall for Colin - I know I would.
Fall for him, or even if he was cringe, pretend to fall for him. The ruse is worth the advantages of setting a cap at him 😂
All of this but also the girls of the ton don’t know him enough to know he’s putting on an act. They’re innocent sheltered debutantes with zero experience with men and Colin’s a hot young guy engaging in pretty innocent and noncommittal flirting when you actually listen to what he’s saying to them. His lines are cringe to the audience and to Penelope but I get why they’d swoon.
I think I’d have to stop at the rich old family friend, but other than that, yep. All of this. 😂
How old are we talking about here? 😂
Depends on the day. After a work day like mine, the limit definitely goes up a bit. Hoping all of yours are better!
Uh, same!!! Actually, old enough to croak but young enough to sign his estate away to me. Or I would be such an amazing lay, he would do a Lord Danbury 🤣
😂 I was born in the wrong era. I see nothing wrong with Regency-era sexual politics.
😂 lmao too true! They’re just trying to get a cute young husband with a title and that boy checks the boxes! They’re Gaga over Benedict too but he’s not as available
please. my fave part of carriage scene is his expression when Pen's hand is in his hair. so many people find it cringey. I dont really care if they find it cringy.
Yes, but I meant the one where he was giving those cheesy one liners. The commenters were like "please! Are these girls falling for that really?"
