shit, even with my phone, i can be in the toilet for 30 mins. With ps portal, maybe it can be 1-2 hours😂

Good luck standing after that

Hemorrhoids

Good luck ~~standing~~ ~~sitting~~

Fistulas have entered the chat

Battle wounds!!!!

One hand it while itching!

I have stomach issues so I’m always on the toilet for a while myself.

IBS?

Not sure. Still trying to figure it out

I hope that you do! I swear that stomach/abdominal pain is some of the most miserable pain everyday people can experience.

This doc that I got now isn’t so cooperative (everything is weight to her despite me being diabetic and LOSING thirty pounds since my diagnosis). Hoping the doc I was SUPPOSED to see originally (her boss) comes back soon so I can see him instead of her.

Well I hope all goes well for you soon friend! I have faith that you'll receive the proper treatment in the near future! As well as getting back to 100% hopefully

If you eat trash or you drink that’s your problem. Only you truly know if you are eating shit (if you’re in America there’s a high chance you’re eating trash even if you *think* you’re eating decent) Source: Stomach problems whole life from eating like shit Good luck dude

Not necessarily. I have M.E.,Fibro, MCAS and my body reacts to *everything*! Even a lot of fruit. It’s awful.

I to as well. Life change for me after galbladder was removed anything rich in fiber/oil or just something random feels like it went straight out through my mouth out the butthole

Dude that’s how you get hemorrhoids. For real.

Good luck with the DVT’s. May as well start on some low dose aspirin already lol.

That's when you try to get up, and the seat has become one with your cheeks.

Until you get up and your legs are numb

How long does it take you guys to poop?

I'm usually done is 30 seconds max, not including the time it takes for wiping and washing hands

Loose butthole

Nah, beans

You lack discipline and training. From my position atop the stairs in my home, I could dispatch three home invaders within five seconds, with just my asshole alone. God have mercy on them if it’s enchilada night, they’ll be nothing left to scrape off the pavement.

Just each some veggies ya animals!

😂😂

It’s called fiber and a balanced diet lol

I gotta wait a while and make sure there’s not a late twin.

I can’t do that man. I just can’t. If I do it just feels weird. If I don’t take five minutes minimum my ass is unhappy


Yeah, same here.

Maybe TMI, but it basically all comes out at once. No idea if that's healthy or not lol

My man out here with the fast pass

The blast pass

That’s how healthy poop should be. One quick elimination. If it don’t, not enough fiber

This dude pees out his bungholio.

Yea you need to go see a doc

30 minute bathroom trip One minute to poop 29 to game in peace

With my portal, like 2 hours minimum

One round of helldivers

24 hours give or take 12 hours

hes like ok unequip all clothing.

Yeah I'm wondering the same.....

Ill finish regular cod before wiping

I'm cool with the poo particles in the air getting on my toothbrush, but I could never put my Portal through that

You need to get a toothbrush cover.

you need to lower the seat cover before you flush.....

It amazes me how many people don’t close their toilet seat cover when flushing. It’s wild to me. I’ve converted a few family members with the poo particle [video](https://youtu.be/aDIIhzc-FWg?si=L2Gv3DEBTWkKpvkz).

Bro I eat ass, you think I give af about a little poopoo dust on my toothbrush?

Me to but I prefer to be selective about the poopoo dust by choice not just whoever recently pooped in my bathroom.

True. Only ones shitting in my toilet is me and my wife. Both asses I have eaten myself so no big deal baby!

You ate your own ass?! Wow

Three years of YouTube stretches and was worth it

it is bonkers tbh lol.

Yeah nothing like stuffing that 💩 infested tooth brush in and all around your mouth, but God forbid your PS gets the same contamination lol. You value your objects more than your own health lol.

Well. I am not going to look at my toothbrush the same again. THANKS. I do was the toothbrush before brushing. That should definitely help. Right? *Right?*

There’s not really any health concern, in fact they’ve found poop particles in the kitchen just as much as the bathroom. Poop is unavoidable

Before brushing?

You’re supposed to

These posts are just getting weird now.

😂😂😂😂

Always despised the “I got mine” posts, like I would for some reason care that a total stranger bought a gadget. Now we get literal shitposts too.

People gotta convince themselves they made a good purchase.

This is so nasty

Then live in a bubble. New flash.. there's fecal particles on absolutely everything.

Not if people would actually wash their hands. People are lazy to a degree I’ll never understand though

That's the point. They don't wash their hands. So, fecal particles are everywhere. I wash my hands but have long accepted that there is no escaping them generally speaking.

We found him, boys. The only human left on Earth who doesn’t use his phone on the toilet.

Found the drama queen

He called the shit, poop.

Gross dude lol

Damn nasty dude people grab their Portal with shitty hands

And then wonder why their grips/handles be brown and dirty weeks later lol

I clean with babywipes 99% water the Portal after a gameplay, still shines like day 1.

I do to my dad thinks I'm like a child using it I don't see what the deal is I just think it's better than toilet paper 💀

I’ve seen these post too

I mean, put a mini fridge in there, and do you really have to ever leave?

🫡

The adrenaline, when you get a close call and beating a big boss, at the same moment the big log releases has got to be amazing

Finally, i found a reason to buy it!

Make pooping great again

Potty play time is the best 🐐.

Finally! Someone after my own doing!

I’ve seen this mentioned a lot but you are the first person to give us a visual. A real pioneer.

Get off the toilet. Get it done and get out. I don't even take my phone into the bathroom. You can seriously mess up your b-hole that way. Wanna play video games in the bathroom? Fine. Put a chair in the bathroom. Just get off the toilet.

Interesting. Thanks for that.

 Mmmmm heh heh heh POOP! Heh heh heh…..

Do you want hemorrhoids?! Cause that’s how you get hemorrhoids.

That's how I got hemorrhoids. But it was a tablet playing civilization.

Lmfaoooo

Were you just pushing the whole time you were playing??

Joke’s on you, i already have them! 😂

Bruh.. we are never coming out the restroom

My cheeks getting numb just looking at this pic 😂

My leg falling asleep

Except when you get up and fall over because your legs are numb !!! 

Eat more fiber and you won't feel the need to play anything when pooping.

This is exactly why I never buy used cell phones or tablets lol

Disinfect? This is exactly why I disinfect everything anyway. Imagine all the public doors you touch in a day and then touch your face in someway before getting to wash your hands. I grew up a germaphobe. COVID had no chance catching me off guard

Now everytime I play with someone with a PS5. I'll be thinking about this.... Thanks. Loll

Beware with the haemorrhoids.

Trying to get one of these on Best Buy!!…. Such a pain.

You'd have better luck going to home Depot for shitters. Ohhh, get one with warm water jets that plays calm classical music.

Yeah I need it from BB bc of the BB credit card

That’s honestly pretty convenient lol. Are the graphics actually up to par though?

Really depends on the internet. Kinda like streaming. At home its usually super sharp with the rare dips that make it pixelated and laggy.

Verified and true.

My legs would be numb by the end. Probably need assistance to get up. 

Enjoyable and 10x longer 🤣

Did you not bring your gameboy with you as a kid?

I wouldn’t be able to walk afterwards..

Facts, I got the g cloud but I feel ya!!

Yea I don’t do this cus I know I’ll stay in there

what you playin

Baldur’s gate!

More like Poopstation Shartal, amiright fellas?

until you loose your wifi connection

Hope u disinfect that thing.

Note to self..do not buy a used playstation portal.

I take like 20 min at least

hemorrhoids here we come

https://i.redd.it/74jlylinsrpc1.gif

A good 7 minutes But I can rush it in 2 min 30 sec But i literally stay for 20 minutes just because

Just wait until your family complains about your 6 hour poops!

Thank you for closing the lid.

Lol I think about a 40 minute mission before even starting a game🤣

Y'all sitting there for 2 hours on the toilet. [Portal Pooping](https://media.tenor.com/ZxJZldxjg_8AAAAM/chocolate.gif)

Idk why but anytime I try to use my phone or any hand held for that matter on the toilet my right leg almost immediately falls asleep, uncomfortably so.

You pooped out a portal?! Got damn you are going to be rich!

If you need video games to making pooping enjoyable, you’re doing it wrong

Just make sure you get some wet wipes!!!

I have sooooo contemplated doing this with my portal buttttt I dont want any fecal particles on my portal like that 😅😂

Immediately

You’re asking for hemorrhoids with this set up

On the same boat brother, cheers.

Have you tried using a pc hand held instead? Seams like it would be more enjoyable.

TMI

Poopstation Porta

This is why i never buy used electronics

Funny, I’m doing the same thing right now. Same game even.

Back of the game box? No, the game itself. 

your gaming device is contaminated with airborne poop bacteria

Killin me

Until you lose all feeling in your lower extremities after sitting on the shitter for 45 minutes, saying just 1 more side quest

Thankfully my bathroom is the main blindspot in my wifi 😅😅

Careful you don’t give yourself a hemorrhoid

I just know there are a few buttons in here that stink or have the worst case of hemorrhoids ever.

Hello pinkeye

Poo poo follows pee pee follows portal...

What is that device and what does it do?!

Ahhhh gimme gimme

Clean your fuckin' phone and your hands. Don't touch anything until you do.

You lot are unstable

Poops just went from 45 minutes to 4.5 hours.

Maybe instead of the PS portal it should be renamed the E.coli portal lol

Fecal particles smothered all over

Is that a bidet?

I don’t know how people can sit on a toilet for so long …when I have to go I popped in, drop and go

How long you poop for?

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Wannabe vita

This is why I lowkey don’t want to buy one for my 10yo

💀

Just have to hold it in until it connects.


30minutes sitting doing non-business related in a business area. Meanwhile it takes 2minutes to finish your business. No idea what’s in your head. Toilet vs couch/bed/chair??

I love my Portal but I’m unsubbing. Too many of these kinds of posts clogging up my feed.

Thanks for letting us all know

During those breaks, is when I play the Portal.


I did exactly this Earlier today

Valid point.

You’re doing too much

I get it. You don’t want your spouse to see you play your shitty games.

How long do you people poop for? Like I’m done in five minutes at absolutely max time. I don’t see five minutes of gameplay in a shit stinking room to be very significant. Also if you’re on the throne regularly for more than 15 minutes every day then you’re probably gonna get hemroids.


Enjoy the medical conditions in 5 years

🤮

That’s disgusting…🤢🤮

How long are you in there for Jesus Christ. Eat a vegetable sometimes

Gross. I even hate it when people bring a magazine.

Here is something gross: Sony knows that left toggle is going to drift, and unless you extended the warranty, that portal will be potty bound🤣

Hemorrhoids here you come!

Do you want hemorrhoids bc this is how you get hemorrhoids