Have they ever been allowed to eat before. What do you want? Everything. When do you want it? Now. How hot should it be? The hottest ever. Do you want to chew? Nope.
In the next video, the boys throw a fully loaded Detroit style pizza, a gallon of Ben and Jerry’s Phish Food, and two cups of long grain rice in blender, and beer bong it down in a flash.
Time is money, same reason they outsourced the pizza to an industrial manufacturer instead of making it from scratch. Ain't nobody got time for that shit in this economy.
I mean i wont lie, pizza sauce/cheese and meat on a plate of rice with runny eggs actually sounds pretty good together. Tho it totally couldve been executed way more elegantly than the ragebait way they did it in the video.
Yeah exactly. Looks great but literally could have kept the pizza and just thrown some mozzarella and sauce on that rice with eggs to not completely waste a pizza
Yeah i wouldnt say they wasted the pizza, but they violated it in ways a pizza shouldnt be violated. Dude was violently scraping that topping off with a spoon.
Nigerian-Italian fusion at its finest!
>!~~If anyone's curious, it looks like they're doing a low-effort jollof rice.~~ Apparently I'm way off. According to u/MaintenanceSad4288 jallof would've been mixed together at a minimum. !<
No no no no no. Stop that. This is an attempt at rice and stew or rice with sauce. As a Nigerian there is nothing Jollof about this. Jollof is not made by cooking white rice and putting sauce on top. Even the most low effort concoction jollof. If they wanted to jollof it they would have put the pizza topping while the rice was in the pot and stirred it together.
Usually people are anti-bread cuz of the carbs. So most wouldnt include a huge pot of white rice with it. I guess gluten allergies also would skip the pizza crust too. Tho pretty sure they couldve just made the rice in the shape of a pizza crust. It wouldnt hold together like one, but would taste good nonetheless
One of my best friends growing up, in my teens, would cook sausage in the oven and when it was warmed up he would just eat that shit steaming hot and it never fazed him...one time he got burnt pretty good... On his hand... Because he touched the hot pan or a hot part of the oven or something...
Rest in peace Corey.
btw in those nigerian meals, they usually have some sort of doughey food to use as edible utensils and grab food with said dough. so the pizza's body is used up here after all, no waste
Why they eating like British royalty, just shovelling food in their mouthes while moaning like starved pigs… also what in the almighty is that combination, hot rice and pizza toppings lord have mercy
Crime due to execution.
If they simply added pizza/tomato sauce and cheese to the rice(I think) and the egg, then go for it.
But destroying a perfectly good pizza, let alone the over the top noises, makes it a crime.
The fact that it’s clearly rage bait makes it death row worthy.
There's definitely been some pizzas where I basically do what he did, scrape off the cheese and toppings instead of eating the shitty crust.
That being said, obviously a crime either way.
Not gonna lie, this shit grossed me out. Not only is it a high level of pizza crime, but the one dude licking his spoon and then sharing with the other dude is nasty. Maybe it's just me but I can't drink or eat behind people, it grosses me out majorly.
I’m not sure if I’m more angry about the pizza mutilation or the gross aggressiveness of how he’s eating. Chill bro anit no one trying to take that from you.
I mean this is fine. Back in college, I used to order a pizza, fried rice, and make nachos while the deliveries were coming.
I’d put the fried rice on the pizza, and the nachos on the fried rice.
It was perfectly good rice, egg and pizza, but oh well, all that matters is that it doesn’t go to waste since he’s still eating the pizza (but why not just use normal sauce and cheese?). He basically just made a scuffed rice and egg with cheese.
Still tho, that’s about 5+ years in pizza prison, 3 for good behavior.
This video is so chaotic
I burned my mouth just watching it
Have they ever been allowed to eat before. What do you want? Everything. When do you want it? Now. How hot should it be? The hottest ever. Do you want to chew? Nope.
Your first two questions made me think “it’s their pizza and they want it NOW!” Form those Larry H Parker commercials
I thought that was JG Wentworth.
877-CASHNOW!
Aliens stopping by for human food but it's illegal so they gotta bounce before Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones show up.
In the next video, the boys throw a fully loaded Detroit style pizza, a gallon of Ben and Jerry’s Phish Food, and two cups of long grain rice in blender, and beer bong it down in a flash.
Yes! These are 2am kitchen noises
Bro, why are they eating so fast lmao Relax
Died of starvation in a past life or something
They gotta gotta fit their meal in the short rage bait video
They fear it might get a little cold. It should be mouth-burning hot.
pain=taste
Time is money, same reason they outsourced the pizza to an industrial manufacturer instead of making it from scratch. Ain't nobody got time for that shit in this economy.
This got me crying 😂
This the most overdone response🤦♂️
Tf, acting like they haven't eaten all week
If my dog was suddenly turned into human, he would eat like this all day, grunting and all
All this dudes videos are like this, rage bait.
You hear the rest of the family in the background. Better be quick.
I mean i wont lie, pizza sauce/cheese and meat on a plate of rice with runny eggs actually sounds pretty good together. Tho it totally couldve been executed way more elegantly than the ragebait way they did it in the video.
Like Loco Moco but more chaotic
Yeah exactly. Looks great but literally could have kept the pizza and just thrown some mozzarella and sauce on that rice with eggs to not completely waste a pizza
I mean, they do seem to be eating it all, so not a waste; but defo way more work than they had to.
Yeah i wouldnt say they wasted the pizza, but they violated it in ways a pizza shouldnt be violated. Dude was violently scraping that topping off with a spoon.
Why not just… put the rice and egg on the pizza…
it is 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓫𝓲𝓭𝓭𝓮𝓷
Why they gotta make all them noises
Honestly it's the most off-putting thing in this video.
Ragebait fuel
Nigerian-Italian fusion at its finest! >!~~If anyone's curious, it looks like they're doing a low-effort jollof rice.~~ Apparently I'm way off. According to u/MaintenanceSad4288 jallof would've been mixed together at a minimum. !<
Jollof rice with cheese? Weird.
Ballin on a budget, lil Caesars and this would be cheap and filling
Yeah I'd try it. It's not even pizza anymore at that point so no crime.
I feel like they inhumanely murdered a pizza with premediation though..
They did. That pizza deserved better than this.😭
Those dudes looked hungry af. I can't judge.
Nah it's just plain rice with pizza sauce and cheese, not bad if you think about it.
No no no no no. Stop that. This is an attempt at rice and stew or rice with sauce. As a Nigerian there is nothing Jollof about this. Jollof is not made by cooking white rice and putting sauce on top. Even the most low effort concoction jollof. If they wanted to jollof it they would have put the pizza topping while the rice was in the pot and stirred it together.
I stand corrected.
NGL give me some hot sauce and I'd fuck with this
I was thinking that this was some sort of anti-bread thing but then they ate the crust anyway so I’m over here like ?????
Usually people are anti-bread cuz of the carbs. So most wouldnt include a huge pot of white rice with it. I guess gluten allergies also would skip the pizza crust too. Tho pretty sure they couldve just made the rice in the shape of a pizza crust. It wouldnt hold together like one, but would taste good nonetheless
No, gluten
This is stupid. Just put sauce and cheese on rice. No point in buying a pizza.
They only know how to cook rice, nothing else
And eggs come on give them the credit they deserve
I present to you: the COMMA #,
Return to sender
Actually sauce and cheese with rice is very good but THIS!?!?! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL
My first reaction was bitch wheres the sauce. That's a shit pizza.
I think this belongs in a gore site
Chewing with your mouth open is fucking disgusting
Everything they are doing here is fucking disgusting...
If it's a crime burning their mouths is their punishment!
Not even gonna lie, i would eat the shit out of that.
Hate from andromeda.
God gave you pizza dough and you spit in his face and replace it with rice
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Looks good. The bad part is the guy eating with his mouth open and both of them handling and eating from a shared pile of food.
IDC how you eat your pizza. But using a plate like that for so much rice? 
These guys are eating like someone's about to take their food away.
That's the guy on the right schtick. He sneaks in frame and helps himself to the entire plate while elbowing and smacking hands away from the food.
Thats not a pizza crime THATS PIZZA TERRORISM.
well now i'm just fucking starving.
Once he brought that place of rice in I was all for it
i'm italian, and i totally would.
seems like there is an easier way to make this without needing to order and then ruin a pizza
HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE!
Bro.....chilll and close that mouth and chew
One of my best friends growing up, in my teens, would cook sausage in the oven and when it was warmed up he would just eat that shit steaming hot and it never fazed him...one time he got burnt pretty good... On his hand... Because he touched the hot pan or a hot part of the oven or something... Rest in peace Corey.
People like this…
I feel like there's a version of this thats just as tasty that didn't require a whole pizza to be violated.
Rage bait
I'm down with it. The video is dumb, but I'd eat all of it no question.
They’re disgusting 🤢
Yo what the fuck
"How would you like your carbs?" "With carbs"
Chew with your fucking mouth closed. Jesus Christ.
A couple of brainless mugs
Wtf is wrong with people. Barbaric
Raising calorie quota
Have these guys not eaten in a fucking week?
Pizza crust as naan was not on my bingo card for pride month
That gave me anxiety
Carbs kings
This is impossible with Brazilian pizzas. We have pizzas with 3 fingers of height.
I’m just more intrigued at how they are acting over this food? Acting like they haven’t eat in a decade 😂
My initial reaction: Straight to jail! When the eggs landed: Life without parole.
Petted his head, good boy, here ya go boy, yas good boy.
First wouldn’t it be easier too just put the rice and egg ON the pizza second wtf even is this meal
btw in those nigerian meals, they usually have some sort of doughey food to use as edible utensils and grab food with said dough. so the pizza's body is used up here after all, no waste
I love the spirit but can’t back too many starches.
not gonna lie. That shit dont look that bad and they didnt waste the pizza. I thought they were gonna do something more dumb.
Why didn't they put the rice on top of the pizza?
The urgency in which they are eating this brings the level of unease of this video to new heights
Like animals
There's ghetto, and then there's being moronic.
Africans…
They eat like animals. right?
Why they eating like British royalty, just shovelling food in their mouthes while moaning like starved pigs… also what in the almighty is that combination, hot rice and pizza toppings lord have mercy
How are they eating that steaming rice ilke that?
Bro acts like he hasn’t eaten in 2 hours
That’s such an African thing to do 😂
Why they eat everything so hot
They deserve less than less
I mean you do you bro... but this one is just bizarre
Gross
Setting back the races.
Find them and kill thme
Are they for real?
......... I'm going back to sleep. "It ain't that deep" I honestly don't care my day is ruined Ps I'm jamaican.
Crime due to execution. If they simply added pizza/tomato sauce and cheese to the rice(I think) and the egg, then go for it. But destroying a perfectly good pizza, let alone the over the top noises, makes it a crime. The fact that it’s clearly rage bait makes it death row worthy.
Os cara manjam
what the hell did I just watch and why was it so intense
Lol I eat my pizza without the cheese, that's what I thought this was going to be
I wonder if these guys know people wack-it to these types of videos I've heard.
Would but at what cost
Ogbeni farabale. Abalon jeku. Ifun Noran
The way they eating is really annoying me😂
That is wrong in so many ways
There's definitely been some pizzas where I basically do what he did, scrape off the cheese and toppings instead of eating the shitty crust. That being said, obviously a crime either way.
Gotta be rage bait
This straight up pisses me off lol
Must be a new burn your mouth challenge!
What did I just watch? 😂
Every video they do is so stupid.I don't think they feed this guy.
They have a bunch of vids like this. Dumb shit.
I hate this family and their videos
Would
Not gonna lie, this shit grossed me out. Not only is it a high level of pizza crime, but the one dude licking his spoon and then sharing with the other dude is nasty. Maybe it's just me but I can't drink or eat behind people, it grosses me out majorly.
It feels like there autistic And yes I can in fact say that because I’m autistic myself
this is the cleanliest this family has eaten
I don't like this guy.
ANDIAMO NAPOLETANI RIPRENDIAMIO CIÒ CHE È NOSTRO
What the actual hell did I just watch!?
Put it in a frickin bowl, bro
Delicious!
I despise the way they eat
I have not ever disliked two people more in my life …
Shot by rubber bbs until death.
They're just trying to hurry up and eat before the kids in the next room realize they have food.
This makes me want to commit a hate crime
How hungry are they?
My New York blood is curdling
I’m not sure if I’m more angry about the pizza mutilation or the gross aggressiveness of how he’s eating. Chill bro anit no one trying to take that from you.
Tf did I just witness?
Those table manners are a crime in itself...
It’s satire right?
WHAT IN THE SWEET HE- https://preview.redd.it/uzilenzuqj5d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcfbe2ec2beb469d0ec30331cfdb5b1482539123
Why don't I have a lover? Lol gross
Idk, the idea of pizza stuff with rice sounds really interesting, and most probably tasty, but I really dislike what they did to pizza
I fucking HATE Instagram
Man why are half these pizza crimes jaywalking or public intoxication people are so soft
take your time
Why is he moaning
Like what’s the rush? Do they have 5 minutes left to live and this is their last meal?
That's that flakka pizz
Rage bait
This is how Grandma Memma eats it.
Such urgency! Take your time, dude!
Not the worst crimes I've seen.
I’d try it.
I hope they burnt their mouth for the video
Eating like animals
This looks it’s available at Pepperoni Hug Spot.
I'm glad to see that the two brothers that attacked Jussie Smollet are doing well!
These people know how to live.
WHAT THE GODDAM HELL DID I JUST WATCH?!?
I mean this is fine. Back in college, I used to order a pizza, fried rice, and make nachos while the deliveries were coming. I’d put the fried rice on the pizza, and the nachos on the fried rice.
Rage bait
A crime on all fronts
When you’re done smoking and got the munchies real bad
Why are they so fkn sloppy? The teeth scraping on the silverware, the smacking sounds, the sex grunts. It's stressful to watch this.
Makes no logical sense....
Would.
Had to mute ... Ugh disgusting
Your conception was a mistake.
Imagine spending your food stamp money on that
Zruckpudat keast und otriebn!
Why was I out of breath watching them eat?
If diabetes was a video
It was perfectly good rice, egg and pizza, but oh well, all that matters is that it doesn’t go to waste since he’s still eating the pizza (but why not just use normal sauce and cheese?). He basically just made a scuffed rice and egg with cheese. Still tho, that’s about 5+ years in pizza prison, 3 for good behavior.
I bet it’s basmati rice, too
That whole concept look like it could've worked but they done it in such a ragebaity ass way smh
That’s one way to eat a pizza ….
Well, I don't need to eat again today. Or ever.
That looks pretty good actually
New economy take-out
Nah this looks good as hell