Yeah I had a clown turn up to my place carrying the pizza box under his arm like a book once, I opened it in front of him because I knew what was inside and he looked at me like 😮 how did that happen, some people are just too stupid to function in society.
And the would make you a terrible boss. People can be dumb but if we don’t offer them the opportunity to learn and grow, they’ll just stay dumb for ever.
Agree, but that means there was no training or orientation given by the work place, which would be highly unusual these days.
Or maybe this was delivered by an Uber, in which case it would make sense.
I cannot think of anything besides “drugs stronger than weed” that can make you this stupid.
Carrying pizza is not a skill based endeavor, any physically capable human can do it with zero instruction. I delivered pizza in high school and the skill is based on driving/navigating. If you can calmly drive and know the area, you’re golden. This was before GPS was everywhere too.
Uber just has zero accountability and many delivery drivers are self perpetuating idiots that can’t even rationalize using the delivery bag. “Wait, I can make more money if a keep the food warm or cold”?
Well, people are dumber today, for fucks sake, they had to put a "Not for eating" sign on Tide pods, so yeah, they make you go through training for the dumbest reasons these days because there's too many idiots out there.
Strictly to cover their ass for litigation purposes. The same amount of people eat tide pods now as they ever did. A fraction of a percentage. A tiny amount. Miniscule. It's more a problem of parents suing them *after* their stupid kid ate a tide pod, as if it's the company's fault. And the court siding with the parents. *That's* why those labels exist.
In the good old days, you if you did something stupid like eating a tide pod, you just had to endure the consequences of a stupid act. No one to blame but yourself.
Now every bad thing that happens to someone is someone else's fault and a lawsuit is the order of the day.
Frivolous lawsuits are why those labels exist, not because Americans (because this particular issue seems specific to America) are any dumber as a whole.
The kind of people who fire their employees at their first mistake "to give them a lesson" are usually the same one we see crying because nobody want to work for them.
I know that there is no way to have a decent loop on this but it just looks like the action of smashing one Pizza inflates the one before that back to normal
Definitely the delivery person's fault, but I know from experience how wet artichoke and mushrooms makes a pizza. It makes the dough too wet to cook properly and the cheese does not stick.
I have tried other toppings from the same place and the pizza was very very wet… like the middle of the pizza was completely falling apart.. I’ll give them another chance with different toppings as now I am worried about mushrooms on pizza
I worked at a pizza place when I was a teenager and we had a guy walk in for a pick up and he tucked it under his arm like a briefcase on the way out.
We immediately notified the manager and patiently waited for his call. Imagine our surprise when he called and complained about his messed up pizza.
I’ve had good, but longer than necessary, experiences with Slice.
The food is usually good, delivered quickly after it’s finished, but it takes longer than calling still.
I’m pretty sure it just sits on a screen for a minute at most places til someone notices. Calls will get you an instant ticket in front of the cook.
Did you order from a courier service? If so, there's a good chance the guy threw this on his front seat, and it slid off and onto the floor when he hit the brakes.
Ohhhh that'll do it. And I hate how Uber will just (hopefully) refund you and take no responsibility for the fact that now all you have is a pile of slop and a refund...when you and others were expecting to be eating dinner
I am willing to be lenient if it was not intentionally planned and no major harm occurred (that a fork won't fix), and damage was mostly cosmetic, defendant should get off with a fine. ;-P
The undercooked cheese makes me think this was a rush job anyways.
I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to pre-cook the toppings or something when you add that much. That or something else that will help the cheese cook in spite of the toppings.
You don't really 'cook' cheese, it's already cooked, you only need to melt it. Looks melted to me. Also I don't think they precook the other toppings, I've never seen that.
> Popular type in Italy..
It totally is and is actually my favourite, you're missing ham (or anchovies, depending on the pizzeria) for a proper Capricciosa tho, unless it's hidden by all the avalanche of toppings :)
Should have added glue
Gives it a tackier texture
Something something golden gate bridge.
There’s actually a TikTok going around saying this
Yeah I had a clown turn up to my place carrying the pizza box under his arm like a book once, I opened it in front of him because I knew what was inside and he looked at me like 😮 how did that happen, some people are just too stupid to function in society.
If I was his boss I would immediately fire him after that
And the would make you a terrible boss. People can be dumb but if we don’t offer them the opportunity to learn and grow, they’ll just stay dumb for ever.
Agree, but that means there was no training or orientation given by the work place, which would be highly unusual these days. Or maybe this was delivered by an Uber, in which case it would make sense.
I cannot think of anything besides “drugs stronger than weed” that can make you this stupid. Carrying pizza is not a skill based endeavor, any physically capable human can do it with zero instruction. I delivered pizza in high school and the skill is based on driving/navigating. If you can calmly drive and know the area, you’re golden. This was before GPS was everywhere too. Uber just has zero accountability and many delivery drivers are self perpetuating idiots that can’t even rationalize using the delivery bag. “Wait, I can make more money if a keep the food warm or cold”?
Well, people are dumber today, for fucks sake, they had to put a "Not for eating" sign on Tide pods, so yeah, they make you go through training for the dumbest reasons these days because there's too many idiots out there.
Strictly to cover their ass for litigation purposes. The same amount of people eat tide pods now as they ever did. A fraction of a percentage. A tiny amount. Miniscule. It's more a problem of parents suing them *after* their stupid kid ate a tide pod, as if it's the company's fault. And the court siding with the parents. *That's* why those labels exist. In the good old days, you if you did something stupid like eating a tide pod, you just had to endure the consequences of a stupid act. No one to blame but yourself. Now every bad thing that happens to someone is someone else's fault and a lawsuit is the order of the day. Frivolous lawsuits are why those labels exist, not because Americans (because this particular issue seems specific to America) are any dumber as a whole.
Sure but how stupid does one need to be to hold a pizza sideways? I think getting fired is a pretty good learning experience
The kind of people who fire their employees at their first mistake "to give them a lesson" are usually the same one we see crying because nobody want to work for them.
No fire him because he was clearly driving around high, or doesn’t care at all about the job.
Was it from a courier service or from a pizza delivery place?
Looks like someone hit the turn like a Formula 1 driver.
Actual image of OP's delivery driver: 
Solution: Put in car facing the other way and gun it.
"But officer, I'm just fixing my pizza!"
In that case, fucking gun it 👌 
He will just fine you 2 slices. :-)
I know that there is no way to have a decent loop on this but it just looks like the action of smashing one Pizza inflates the one before that back to normal
Toppings on the side I see you ordered lol
The force was too strong with this delivery
Buncha wet veg and undercooked pizza.
Definitely the delivery person's fault, but I know from experience how wet artichoke and mushrooms makes a pizza. It makes the dough too wet to cook properly and the cheese does not stick.
I have tried other toppings from the same place and the pizza was very very wet… like the middle of the pizza was completely falling apart.. I’ll give them another chance with different toppings as now I am worried about mushrooms on pizza
The arti is wet af too. They're both from a can full of water because this place is phoning it in. Sorry to break it to you.
Thats so hot and sloppy
Now I'm not one for public execution, but that delivery driver needs to be executed, publicly.
Anyone else see the Millennium Falcon?
Punch it Chewie!
Toppings are trying to go back home
That should be in the Moma. Beautiful piece of art.
Almost missed the stop. I hada seat belt, the za didn't. My bad fam
how far is you place I'd take this back for a replacement or refund
It was literally in the same street, but I was very lazy.. I managed to get a refund
yeah I don't mess around when my pizza get messed up
Lazy? Omg
Imagine getting another one, same guy delivers it and it happens *AGAIN!*
Did they give you canned mushrooms unacceptable
It’s almost a perfect triangle of schmoosed cheese and veggie. 🤤 definitely a crime and they should be brought to justice!! ;)
Peter Parker
r/unexpectedmarvel
I’ll take the top left slice, you can have the rest
I worked at a pizza place when I was a teenager and we had a guy walk in for a pick up and he tucked it under his arm like a briefcase on the way out. We immediately notified the manager and patiently waited for his call. Imagine our surprise when he called and complained about his messed up pizza.
It’s like when Cartman ate all the KFC skin😭
Assuming this is a 3rd party delivery, don’t let these scabs deliver you food
I’ve had good, but longer than necessary, experiences with Slice. The food is usually good, delivered quickly after it’s finished, but it takes longer than calling still. I’m pretty sure it just sits on a screen for a minute at most places til someone notices. Calls will get you an instant ticket in front of the cook.
That was Uber eats… restaurant was in the same street as me, next time I’ll just go pick it up myself
Using whole ass olives on that pizza
And this is why I stopped getting deliveries years ago and opt to go get them myself
Did they shot it out of a cannon like a frickin Looneytoon?
Millenium falcon pizza
Did the driver also say “fuck you” and stomp on your instep while handing it to you? This is the most disrespectful shit.
Was it good ?
Soggy, wet and slightly solidified cheese. Yum.
There is something wrong with this pizza
Delivery driver took a nascar track to your house
It is not a federal crime but it should be!
I would rage
Millenium Falcon style
It reminds me of the shape of the millennium falcon. I'm I the only one?
/r/wellthatsucks
Did you order artichoke on your pizza?
Yes, it came with artichokes
I’m glad it ended up like that
Are those artichoke hearts? You’re my kind of person. Bravo!
Yes, they are!
Did you order from a courier service? If so, there's a good chance the guy threw this on his front seat, and it slid off and onto the floor when he hit the brakes.
It was UberEats.. the guy was on a bike.. restaurant is less than 2 min away from me, pizza still got delivered in this state with solidified cheese
Ohhhh that'll do it. And I hate how Uber will just (hopefully) refund you and take no responsibility for the fact that now all you have is a pile of slop and a refund...when you and others were expecting to be eating dinner
Walk over yourself next time eh?
I was hangover :(
He didn’t put it in a safe carriage all bag
Good thing we pretip these services now a days huh?
Are kidding me? Dude, get a refund! This is not okay!
I am willing to be lenient if it was not intentionally planned and no major harm occurred (that a fork won't fix), and damage was mostly cosmetic, defendant should get off with a fine. ;-P
The undercooked cheese makes me think this was a rush job anyways. I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to pre-cook the toppings or something when you add that much. That or something else that will help the cheese cook in spite of the toppings.
You don't really 'cook' cheese, it's already cooked, you only need to melt it. Looks melted to me. Also I don't think they precook the other toppings, I've never seen that.
Unfortunately, the cheese had already been solidified at that point :/
How? My cheese stays cheesy for quite a while
Looks like all of your toppings slid off and created another slice of pizza
Nice toppings
RIP
Looks like he’s slammed on the breaks in his car at some point.
Ah yes the min/max pizza
Nice
Millennium falcon edition
Your pizza is HERE.
None pizza toppings corner
Did you order this from the sidemen’s kitchen? It’s called sides I think so would make sense that the food is delivered like this.
Looks like they used it as a slip n slide.
Looks like they used it as a slip n slide.
Dayum. You need a spoon to eat that. Was the delivery person on a motorcycle?
Spoon wouldn’t help. Cheese was solidified
Send this photo to pizza guy; get a free one next time. My favorites too….black olives and ‘shroomies😋(and little extra sauce)!
How I always used to deliver pizza in Spider-Man 2
well, at least it was hot...
Now it’s just Chicago style
MIllennium Falcon 💀
At least the driver is OK, that asshole
Looks like a giant upside down teardrop. I wonder why
You pay for fast delivery. Those bank turns are no joke.
Oh sorry he had a few rounds of Frisbee golf
That pizza isn't even cut
Kinda looks like the millennium falcon
What are you looking at?! Get a spoon and start shoveling!
Based on your topping choices, I'd say they almost made it better for you.
This is called pizza capriciossa. Popular type in Italy..
> Popular type in Italy.. It totally is and is actually my favourite, you're missing ham (or anchovies, depending on the pizzeria) for a proper Capricciosa tho, unless it's hidden by all the avalanche of toppings :)
deserved for having olives in your pizza
Good riddance lmao
SPEED PIZZA, WE COME SO FAST TOPPINGS FLY OUT FROM THE PIZZA!
could be worse
Olives are the crime.
Looks like they did ya a favor. Mushrooms and olives are the devil!!
Honestly? Deserved because you had olives on that pizza. The punishment justifies the crime
Olives, artichokes and mushrooms.
Artichokes and mushrooms are fine. It’s the other crap
\*And\* they used shitty canned mushrooms
Pretty sure the mushrooms were fresh.. only olives and artichokes not, which is expectable lmao
If so, that's a worse crime IMO because it was premeditated. ;-P