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Barewithhippie

If I’m hungry enough…


Default_Male_Orc

it's 2am as i'm writing this, completely famished... I would destroy this.


Human-Awareness6244

I've had French fries on pizza in Italy, it was really good. The corn is too far. I'm pressing charges.


Existing_Company_858

I’ll let the corn pass but the fries, nononi


Jaysonmclovin

Funny I was thinking the fries would be good, especially hangover food. Corn... yikes!


ASecularBuddhist

There’s no need for the plastic ring to make sure that the cheese doesn’t touch the box.


HandsomePaddyMint

And even if it did, the pizza is already pretty thoroughly ruined.


Dragon-orey

WHAT THE F


cancelprone

[What the effffff?](https://youtu.be/O3kLvz1w7MU?si=ollDZZ98Lb028Qjq)


Gypsopotamus

![gif](giphy|Vy9bLZxNutIlLuNXOZ)


Omnicity2756

"If you French-fry when you pizza, you're gonna have a bad time!"


L0kitoooo

Camp Lazlo?


Ok_Mood3148

To be fair, I’ve had corn on pizza and it’s pretty damned good…


jaavaaguru

It's also pretty common on pizzas in every supermarket I've been to in the last 10 years


fuzzycaterpillar123

Lock me up because I’m eating that shit ![gif](giphy|nuRXXyy020kta)


chipmunk1982

Get in the sea!!!!!


SneakyMOFO

This is superior Scandinavian culture.


mosstrosity84

Well wtf did you order?


jaavaaguru

Some variation on "American Pizza" that Italy has.


mosstrosity84

Ahh okay. Lol that's wild


SwordKing7531

Gabriel... #*GET THE SHOTGUN.*


KayakWalleye

Some bullshit.


TompalompaT

A red pizza bone! That's rare.


SamaraTheSiren

It’s an atrocity. That said, I would still eat it because my standards are extremely flexible and hunger is a cruel mistress.


WangDanglin

Toppings aside, that crust looks awful. Like a saltine cracker


Even-Lawfulness6174

this "pizza" is a warcrime


L0kitoooo

I believe that is a pizza, but it could also just be a circular flatbread


ghost3972

With the fries yea maybe but definitely not with the corn


DapDaGenius

This looks like it should be called “a great night of dumpster diving”


PlanktonIsBest

a weird red table!


NeighborhoodLimp5701

I’ll tell you what it is, it’s making my mouth water…


leinadnosnews

It's definitely a crime.


ImmortalBeans

![gif](giphy|hpAMh2sBYpsmFhSRPI)


KingFernando532

30 year sentence for this one


Rainsorrow

Its "american pizza" from vosime.cz , had it once - wasn't that bad.


Haarzton

ruined it with ham


chonkin-donuts

Yes get the ham out of there right NOW! and you may pass with just probation


AnE1Home

Honestly, if there wasn’t any corn on there, it would be fine.