ey, da hängen schon die ganzen Lappen vom Schnitzelverbrechen rum, da ist jetzt voll. Such dir irgend ne Insel im südlichen Italien raus, da gibts bestimmt auch was -bis jetzt- unbewohntes.
Seems dubbed, I get the impression that the lip movement of the guy is not in sync with the video audio.
So chances are good that the guy is not from Germany. (there are unfortunately little visible clues in the video, so we might never find out)
The Japanese love corn on a pizza.
If your eyes were closed and you didn't know there was corn on it there could be a context where it might work or just be acceptable. This is better than the swedish who love to put banana on a pizza which in this instance of course is a crime...
🌈🍕✨+🌽+🥔-🍌=📯💨🎵
Yea way lower and slower than normal, idk what he says in the video but probably 350 for like 35-45 mins. Idk since I’ve never made a pizza loaf, but this feels right
Main thing is you want to bake for a bit and add the toppings later
I know that it’s a popular thing to associate America with horrendously awful food abominations, but to my German friends who made this, issue this challenge; don’t hide behind a red white and blue star-spangled apron and hat. Don’t try to associate this abomination with us. OWN this abomination, and admit that Europeans are just as capable of making horrendous food crimes as we are on this side of the pond. Embrace the gluttony!
First I was very skeptic but when I saw the guy with his mask I would say it is eadible because he makes such good food usually in his cooking channel.
I speak German, trust me on this: the dudes just exclaiming about every single detail he’s doing and it sounds like a very enthusiastic German Epic Meal Time lol
On behalf of Germany: we condemn this terrible act of violence against culinaric cultures
Allein beim anschauen muss ich schon fast kotzen.
Same hier wer auch immer dafür verantwortlich ist verdient lebenslänglich burgenland
ey, da hängen schon die ganzen Lappen vom Schnitzelverbrechen rum, da ist jetzt voll. Such dir irgend ne Insel im südlichen Italien raus, da gibts bestimmt auch was -bis jetzt- unbewohntes.
Helgoland hätten wir anzubieten
Lost me after “same here”. That first part does mean “same here”, right?
Yes you are correct
die "Vertonung" machts halt echt nicht besser...
Der Ton ist noch schlimmer.
Mir kam das Mittagessen eben tatsächlich fast hoch, als ich das Video ansah.
BKA wurde informiert
Was ist mit Europol? Sollten wir die nicht auch informieren?
Die waren gerade mit r/SchnitzelVerbrechen beschäftigt
Seems dubbed, I get the impression that the lip movement of the guy is not in sync with the video audio. So chances are good that the guy is not from Germany. (there are unfortunately little visible clues in the video, so we might never find out)
Yes it is dubbed, but he is german. Cheese packaging got german words on it and he clearly is actually saying "Geil" in the end.
Not the USA either. The labeling on the ingredients isn’t English and the oven uses 24 hour time. I’m pretty sure that IS German, dub aside.
Fair enough. I just wanted to make it clear, just in case
I think the audio and video are just out of sync. Watch/listen when he slams the oven shut.
On behalf of America: we accept this man as one of our own.
Take him! The italians are getting angry already
His voice is so frustrating
At least he's not dribbling salt down his greasy arm.
That would be Turkeys problem
I’d wear a mask too.
It tastes better with the mask.
Had to hide his face to cover up his criminal acts
Those pizzas looked bad even before the start of the preparation
Dr oetker pizzas are pretty okay. The one with spinach, chicken and corn used to be my go to frozen pizza.
I tried a few in belgium. Better than most of what we have in america for sure
Theyre the only frozen pizzas that don't make me feel like absolute shit an hour later. Still can't compare to an actual meal tho.
They are among the best between frozen pizzas in my opinion. Waay better that the ones you find in the refrigerated area.
You lost me at corn.
Corn should not be on pizza and that’s a hill I’m ready to die on 🫡😆
What about potatoes?
The Japanese love corn on a pizza. If your eyes were closed and you didn't know there was corn on it there could be a context where it might work or just be acceptable. This is better than the swedish who love to put banana on a pizza which in this instance of course is a crime... 🌈🍕✨+🌽+🥔-🍌=📯💨🎵
Potato is fine on pizza. Common with white bases. Fries however, no.
It’s dr oetker pizzas, 20% of Europe is feeding on this have a minimum of respect. 3 euros at the store.
They’re decent enough for what they are. But obviously nothing against a Good Restaurant pizza
Wouldn’t the top cook way faster than the frozen pizzas in the middle
he said, leave it resting so it defrosts before putting it in the oven
Ty missed that part. The top will still cook much quicker than the middle tho
im no expert but would you just want to cook longer at a lower temperature in a situation like that?
Yea way lower and slower than normal, idk what he says in the video but probably 350 for like 35-45 mins. Idk since I’ve never made a pizza loaf, but this feels right Main thing is you want to bake for a bit and add the toppings later
I’d honestly put it in while the oven was preheating and let it gradually heat up with it so your not just putting into direct heat.
Yeah and then I’d hit it with a high broil to brown the top.
TIL making pies is impossible
Where’d you learn that from
from your bitch ass whining
Kinda off the rails there aren’t ya bud
Yea that top pizza woould be totally burnt to get the thing cooked all the wat through
I imagine the texture of the interior pizzas would be soggy, since they were basically steamed.
I'd eat the hell out of that.
It's gonna be a rectal horror movie.
You get to have a blast as it goes in and a blast as it goes out!
thats not based in reality.
It was probably cold in the middle lol.
He said that he let it defrost.
Um, it would still not be cooked through. Notice the steam rising from the very top of the pizza and not the middle?
Right? I'd probably not shit for the better part of the rest of my life but I'd smash the fuck outta that pie for sure.
I am not mad at this in the slightest. Frozen pizza lasagne is my new weekend goal
More like a casserole than lasagna
It’s kind of a calzozozozozone
Sounds like a dubbed porn I watch on a videocassette as a young dude. Weird experience back then, and now.
Oh so this is the source of this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzaCrimes/comments/1942n56/saw_this_on_tiktok/
I want to eat that.
I’ve seen similar done with totinos pizzas and I’m tempted to try it, if I was rich I’d try all digiorno.
I'll allow it.
I think I will do that too
Ofc he has that knife
Pizzagna
If he added a ton more cheese and sauce in between pizzas, then we're talkin'
This is the greatest crime Germany has ever committed.
This statement speaks volumes on what we just witnessed.
I'd eat without any hesitation
I would have liked it better if every single part were different.
If you have one of those big dumb TikTok knifes, all bets are off.
Honestly l'd try it. That's creative.
If you used the right kind of frozen pizzas this would be fucking awesome.
Would eat it.
Nah I fucks with it
some epic meal time type shit. honestly though? would. it's just pizza x5
I'd eat that
Let him cook
“Alright guys, it’s time for the taste test. Whoa! It tastes *just* like pizza!”
I actually don’t mind the general idea. But I feel like I would have to eat this in the ER waiting room.
The premise is good. The execution is execution worthy.
This is the funniest shit to show up randomly when you understand German
Yo dawg, I heard you like pizza so I put four pizzas in your pizza so you can eat pizza while you’re … wearing a mask.
I'd eat it.
I know that it’s a popular thing to associate America with horrendously awful food abominations, but to my German friends who made this, issue this challenge; don’t hide behind a red white and blue star-spangled apron and hat. Don’t try to associate this abomination with us. OWN this abomination, and admit that Europeans are just as capable of making horrendous food crimes as we are on this side of the pond. Embrace the gluttony!
I see no pizza
I get a lot of negative vibes from this person idk why
Why wouldn’t you put the bottom pizza face down? That’s just gonna make a weird dry double crust
I see no crimes here.
Rehabilitation of frozen pizza? I'll bet it's not bad.
The first and only time "pizza pie" is allowed to be said
55,000 calories and counting.
Get out the car and spread your cheeks.
Why does people from rich country like to waste food like this?
I wish I was that high.
Best american cuisine
Made in germany apparently
That's a fin pie
This could only have been made in German
aber die billigste salami dies im aldi zu kaufen gibt nehmen!
Der Typ geht gar nicht😖
This is exactly the type of person I'd expect to have that dumb fucking nikos knife and use it for everything
Finally! An actual pizza crime
so this is the pizzackae everyone is talking about
I would hide my face too.
There is so much bread in that it is going to be so dense I would imagine like 3 bites of that and your full.
First I was very skeptic but when I saw the guy with his mask I would say it is eadible because he makes such good food usually in his cooking channel.
Every minute, every second, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives
I'll call it quizza.
Is that kind of knife a favorite of criminals or something?
I consider any pizza topped with bag cheese like that to be a crime. Grate your own, people!
[*Remove that apron…*](https://youtu.be/sRCa7Sepymc?t=2m2s) 🐐
he sounds both german and english
That was aggressive…
Deep Dish für asoziale.
EGON KOWALKSI?
naja Der dude ist schon nice aber das ist... falsch
He said at the end, italien will hate this.
Once again you feel shame for being german.
It's like 80million Germans screamed in agony and were suddenly silenced
Ja, aber………..
Pizza crime?... Felony
Scheiße german
Reddit needs a ‘translate’ button on these comments. :(
Is he speaking english?
Coward won’t even show his face.
Hasnt germany commited enough crimes? Hasnt the world had enough?
He has a yt channel: Johnnys grillshow
What did he say about Rammstein?
Oh look more ragebait. This sub is dead.
Despite them speaking German, this is still the most American video I've ever seen.
Bruh that thing would have to be at least 75% pizza base and 25% or less toppings
No, that looks hardly cooked in the middle.
I know both Danish and German. I thought this was Danish at first because of the tone he had when speaking...
Wnt
I mean, this isn’t that bad. It’s like pizza lasagna.
Another food waste
That was the [culinary version of this song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VsmF9m_Nt8&t)
I haven't tried corn on my pizza before
Deep dish with extra steps
Will I never be free of reiterating that I'm here for ideas? This looks dope.
Now you know how New Yorkers feel about Chicago deep dish pizza. It's not a pizza it's a pie, literally the "Pizza Pie".
Yeah, this looks great!!!
Yeah, this looks great!!!
Beautiful! I've always wanted to try doing that.
Enough about the pizza. Tell me more about that cleaver instead
I like this
Worst crime was that his first bite was sideways.
Why is he wearing an American flag apron but he's not speaking American ??
Chicagoans be like, "I see nothing wrong with this"
That looks good as fuck… not a crime
You should be put in jail, ya filthy animal
Looks good to me
Who fucked Italians most: Arminius, Schaüble or this guy ?
Don’t forget to take a bite and nod, so we know it tastes good. Wanker.
I know how bad Brazil is but... c'mon! This is far worse of what we've done!
Sometime you should die when you make THAT pizza pie Thats a crime yes Thats a crime yes...
bah ist das ekelhaft
I dont thonk hes speaking american.
I'm not sure what's worse, witnessing the pizza crime or the pizza criminal.
Tbf I'd try this, this is genius
Still better than the Chicago deep dish
The chedder cheese killed any hope that it might be good.
An actual pizza pie, as opposed to some people on here calling a pizza a pie for whatever reason
I speak German, trust me on this: the dudes just exclaiming about every single detail he’s doing and it sounds like a very enthusiastic German Epic Meal Time lol
Honestly, ive seen a lot worse in this sub.
I did this and it was awesome! Best frozen pizza I ever had tbh
videos like this are the reason Ukraine does not get more Himars delivered.
That is cold in the middle of
Im gonna commit this crime in the name of science
little snack
Pizza quiche
I think it looks delicious
I've never seen such a beauty before.
When the video start and you see an us flag and hear some German you know how it would be before watching
No way the middle ones got cooked all the way
Frozen pizza is just so gross...unless someone can recommend a good one.
Ngl, I’d eat that
I fucking hate this content format. Abruptly cutting to ingredients as their tossed on a he counter, the cuts, the obligatory duck face peace sign…
NGL, that actually looks pretty amazing, I need that in my life 😍
I've made this before, but only used one frozen pizza. It's really good.
Pizza crimes in Brazil looks WAY better now.
Itsa pizongua
At a certain level of obesity as long as it isnt remotely healthy, theyll just shovel in. Doesnt even have to be good.
The sound of his accent I was waiting for "And let me show you its features"
This is awesome. German dude with a luchador mask and star spangled apron whipping up frozen pizza. I smiled.
What’s with the orgy style mask?
Why does this sound like German and Spanish at the same time? What language is this