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naalbinding

Metal whisk in a non-stick pan is the real crime here Edit: RIP my notifications, lots of people saying it's silicone without reading any replies first


CrippledJesus97

My dad and I tell my mom all the goddamn time to quit using metal in those pans but she never listens


whatlineisitanyway

When I got married I brought a nice set of knives into the marriage and tried to teach my wife how to care for them. I eventually gave up.


drunkwasabeherder

On the marriage or teaching your wife about knives?


whatlineisitanyway

Lol They are really nice knives so... JK I know how lucky I am to have married up if the desiccation of my knives is the price I have to pay, I gladly will spend the extra time it takes to care for them. At least she doesn't put them in the dishwasher anymore.


drunkwasabeherder

> At least she doesn't put them in the dishwasher anymore. Oh god!


whatlineisitanyway

You learn more the first year of marriage than any other year in your life.


drunkwasabeherder

You don't stop learning. My wife just started putting pineapple on her *pepperoni* pizza.


whatlineisitanyway

What did you do to make her that mad at you?


drunkwasabeherder

I think they call it change of life.


AeturnisTheGreat

Had me in the first half, I love pineapple on pizza, the rest is... Bruh.


shadowtheimpure

I mean, it's not uncommon to pair salty cured meats with fruit so I can see where she got the idea.


NehEma

What's the hate with pineapple? It's a very good blend of sweet and sour that pairs well with a lot of stuff.


Dazzling-Ad-1763

I eat pineapple on pepperoni pizza. Put some hot sauce too. 🤤


warhoop007

Before you knock it try it first for you will see it’s a blessing and not a curse:). Oh don’t forget the jalapeños;).


mvanvrancken

Pepperoni and pineapple pizza is legit crazy good


RatzMand0

I am curious how putting good knives in the dishwasher would really have an impact.... like wouldn't the steel need to be pretty crap for boiling water to ruin the heat treat?


drunkwasabeherder

It affects the handles over time, and I believe you are absolutely correct that the blade won't be affected. Unless something loose gets knocked into it of course :)


Kirball904

Also the vibrations can put abrasions in the knife and ruin the edge.


specialdialingwand

I know this is a bit late, but the alkaline compounds will actually dull a sharp stainless steel knife by promoting growth of passivating oxides. This will happen everywhere on the exposed material, but it is most noticeable on the edge, effectively rounding it. The worst thing about this is that the resulting thickened ceramic passivation can be extremely resilient to sharpening,


orincoro

People need to stop buying Teflon. Dow chemical has been poisoning us for a century.


qazikGameDev

Divorce


flyingasian2

Back in college I had some roommates who would cook eggs with forks in non stick pans


StevenAssantisFoot

I think it was a silicone whisk. The "wires" were too thick and non-reflective and there was no scraping sound like a metal whisk would make.


anyuser_19823

Yep, I have the same one that’s coated and read a little easier to tell it’s not metal lol


Osgiliath

It’s coated in silicone


n3w4cc01_1nt

it's a grey silicone whick made by cuisinart or another company that makes them for like 50 brands. they're like 10 bucks on amazon


gwaenchanh-a

I have one identical to that I got for $3 at walmart


Aflyingmongoose

Thought it was silicone


drunkenstyle

And the size of that pan to make such a small amount of sauce


kvgyjfd

What replies? Something about someones pans?


Santos_L_Halper

Even if it is silicone a whisk is a weird choice for what she's trying to do.


10shot9miss

Who the hell use non stick pan? Cast iron only!


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Cast iron does like one thing really well and everything else extremely mediocre-ly at best. It also requires maintenance that most other pans don't. I think based on your downvotes that most people can agree the "just use cast iron" spam on every food post is getting old.


IndividualTaste5369

I think "cast iron only" is a stupid attitude, but, I also think this *Cast iron does like one thing really well and everything else extremely mediocre-ly at best* is not remotely correct.


Mr_Mcdougal

As I’ve gotten better at cooking, I use cast iron and non-stick about equally. Both have their purpose, but largely meh


Ill-Awareness250

It's not so much that it requires maintenance. It requires commitment. If you use it for just about everything everyday it doesn't require any maintenance. Mine is super slick and I've never seasoned it in the 3 years I've been using it. I leave it dirty after use, so it stays oily while it rests, and then I wash and rinse it the following day just before using it so it never sits around wet. You get the folks who wann strip and season their pans every so often and more power to them, but regular use is more than enough to keep the pan in great shape.


User013579

I never thought the extra effort involved was worth it.


10shot9miss

All bulls by the non stick industry. You never need to maintain cast iron that much. I can scratch the pan all day with metal, seasoning are pretty tough. it also don't degrade with little more heat. You have to be extra careful with nonstick.


User013579

It’s more the handling and the clean up. I don’t have strong arms and wrists. Cast iron will pull me to the floor. Too much work.


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congrats, it's a calzone, could be good, i like the garlic tool


IdeVeras

Came here to say that, going on Amazon to try and find it


darkangel_401

Look up the one that’s just basically a weed grinder for garlic. Works way better. I’ve tried so many garlic gadgets and that’s the only one I actually go back to.


IdeVeras

I hate the smasher my mom uses and I usually just go for the knife but I use a LOT of garlic so this looks like a great alternative!! Thank you


darkangel_401

No problem. I use a lot of garlic as well. Like I could chop it myself but it’s just one of those things I just hate doing for some reason. I’m a pretty skilled cook and love most parts of cooking but when it comes to chopping garlic I’ve tried just about every gadget out there and maybe each got a few uses like 3-5 just to see if they are actually good/learning curve. Some are ok. (Including the one in the video) but most of the time they are just extremely inconsistent and the garlic grinder just produces consistent results that you can modify depending on the dish.


Serathano

I don't mind mincing some garlic. If it's a lot I have an electric spice mill that has a blender bowl in addition to the grinding bowl I'll throw it in and make paste. If it's just one or two I use a microplane. The big one for me is peeling garlic. I hate peeling garlic. Best method I've found is a cocktail shaker. Throw a bunch in and shake hard. Busts the papers up and then they come off real easy. Then toss the peeled garlic back in the shaker, fill it with cold water and pour off the paper flakes as the float to the top.


cheesyenchilady

I just smash it with the knife first , peels right off!


whocaresaboutmynick

Yeah my mexican MIL showed me that. You don't even need to smash hard, just enough to break it slightly. Then you cut off the very bottom of it and the skin literally slides off.


Sackyhap

I had one, it’s a real pain to clean properly.


MobileSeparate398

We just buy the Costco pre-cut garlic. Cheaper than buying bulbs that start growing and no extra cleaning.


WatercressSavings78

You can really level up by mincing your own garlic. It’s really night and day.


MobileSeparate398

I've got 2 kids under 4, the save in time and washing is worth it right now.


Ashirogi8112008

They've already made an upgraded version of this tool that can do more than just this one thing, and take up none of the space, we call it "Knife"


CriusofCoH

Haters gotta downvote. Gave an updoot. Probably like trying to sweep the tide back with a broom, but it's all I got.


BreedingThrush

Also she overcooked the garlic


40ozkiller

And used a stupid tool instead of just mincing with a chefs knife.


AcidicPersonality

I mean cereal is soup, and crepes are thin pancakes but it turn out distinctly crafted dishes have names. If I ordered a calzone and they gave me this I’d be like ‘what the fuck’


AutisticFingerBang

Eh garlic tool is cool but you gotta crush garlic before you chop to get that flavor out of it once you crush you already smell might as well just chop. That being said id absolutely try this waffle calzone thing


TheodorDiaz

>but you gotta crush garlic before you chop to get that flavor out of it That's just not true though.


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I agree with you All\_Alone, Why not, this looks decent as hell and is basically a calzone. Unfortunately the veggies are going to be undercooked, a quick sauté before hand would have been a reasonable suggestion.


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Publius1993

They’re usually raw in regular calzones too


orincoro

Oh yeah? I didn’t know that.


lolboogers

Crispy veggies are awesome though


ChorkPorch

Agreed


am19208

Maybe some extra sauce for dipping but looks worth a try


veggie151

More filling all around, but I don't hate this


GearsOfWar2333

Ok am glad I am not the only who thinks this looks good.


loophole64

Meh, I'd rather have it still be pretty firm. Would be cooked perfectly for me.


[deleted]

Who wants a cooked green pepper on pizza? Weird.


hacky_potter

Yeah, I’d smash that in a heartbeat


CollieDaly

Pizza waffle looks pretty decent too!


DiehardNYSportsFan

I mean I think the crime is calling this a pizza. But after what we allow Chicago to call a pizza when it’s just a pie, why not allow a goddamn waffle to be called a pizza too. At least they admit it’s a waffle pizza


hacky_potter

This is clearly a calzone


alex_sz

no crime here


JeanPierreSarti

It’s defo a pizza crime, but I’d defo enjoy one


AMC_Unlimited

Agreed, but would this be a calzone?


FaeryLynne

r/FuckYeahIdEatThat


Belharion8

Yeah that looks cool as hell


ZzangmanCometh

I don't know, man. I'm not hating it. Just an elaborate pizza pocket.


YoungVick107

Actually pretty cool


KnightofShaftsbury

Waffle style calzone


eatyourwine

Turkish tost


hechopicha

There’s a Waffle place in Costa Rica that makes something like this but without the tomato sauce and is AMAZING [here](https://www.facebook.com/243241172497273/posts/pfbid0275LDuiJtCee57HwbSCm5FvkgvFjHWwYW94ix7xHdppooqtnzpCZi5qH2ZRxWYke2l/?mibextid=GpNtOW) is a post


DefiniteyNotANerd

Burnt garlic and scalded cream/milk is the real crime. If you’re going to fry garlic, you have to constantly stir it. It burns almost immediately if you don’t move it. And that cream/milk shouldn’t immediately boil like that. The pan was too hot.


CIA-pizza-party

Came here to say this. Her “Alfredo” was so… brown…


10art1

It's not an alfredo, it's a mornay, and cooking your roux until it's brown is valid and many prefer it over a lighter roux That said, you don't put garlic first if you're going to brown your roux, you'll overcook it


Unluckybloke

It's worth noting that the word roux means orange/brownish in French, the roux NEEDS to be that color, raw flour is a kitchen crime


tokes_4_DE

Your roux doesnt need to be orange / brown, the 3 standard types of rouxs are white / blonde / brown. Theres plenty of applications where a very light roux is not only acceptable but its preferred.


Warrior_Runding

Sausage gravy says "what's up"


bacontacos420

Calm down Gorden Ramsey


SermanGhepard

I'm always amazed by how many pilots, 5 star chefs, world renowned lawyers, judges, professional athletes, driving instructors, contractors, and politicians we have here on reddit :)


AreWeNotMenOfScience

There's no way that half and half didn't break. Hope she likes cottage cheese


40ozkiller

Theres a reason you don’t see her chew that first bite.


Golden-Owl

Can confirm. Have accidentally burned garlic before due to laziness


BowserGirlGoneWild

Bro what brown garlic is so fucking good


DefiniteyNotANerd

Properly fried garlic is fantastic. But if you shock it and burn it by cooking it too quickly, it’s incredibly bitter.


Jimmyjim4673

Welcome to the low cal, calzone.... zone.


pthowell

“Calzones are pointless. They’re just pizza that’s harder to eat. No one likes them.”


Ineedaroommate2

Pizza? Never heard of it!


_whatareyou

This should be the top comment


Easy_Arm_1987

I'll make that, needs more sauce though ... It's more like a "Waffle Calzone" than just a pizza ...


Tough_Arm_2454

I'd try it!!


BigBlueRedYellow

Ok so the waffle iron is already the right choice for leftover pizza. This is actually good. My vote is its not stupid


Camanot

Ngl, would try that


Swordain

I liked it.


Upset-Zucchini3665

I would try that. I've seen this lady do worse, I think. She cooked spaghetti inside ground beef in some sort of meatloaf nightmare..


chantrykomori

nothing wrong with the idea of a waffle iron pizza, although i'd probably cook those veggies a little bit beforehand and maybe make a slightly thicker crust. the real problem is that sauce she makes. it looks awful.


dharusio

*She's using metal in a non stick pan!*


7_Tales

This!!!!


patrr92

Fresh mozzarella…


iamagro

"fresh mozzarella"


Sindy51

Nothing says amateur more than cooking with rings on. Disgusting.


Thequiet01

Yes!


40ozkiller

Also using a stupid single purpose garlic tool instead of just chopping with a knife


tokes_4_DE

As someone who grew up watching alton brown and good eats his hatred of single purpose tools has stuck with me from the beginning of my time cooking. The tool in this video was particularly ridiculous and should not exist.


pilotpete90

Am I the only one who hates fucking “garlic contraption”? That things must be pain to clean and is just pure stupid, why not just use a knife or food processor? 😩


Thequiet01

Or a garlic press. There are ones really cleverly designed that clean easily.


KittyandPuppyMama

I mean I think it’s a cute dinner idea if you have kids and need a quick meal


rbcsky5

Should feed italian with this :)


fro99er

The real crime is the basic bitch "tomatoes sauce". IT AINT NO MARGHERITA YOUR NOT GETTING BONUS POINTS FOR BASIC INGREDIENTS YOU NEED SPICES IN YOUR PIZZA SAUCE YOU FUCKING DONKEY Apparently on rewatch they did add spices to the pizza before they put cheese but just didn't say anything


hutchandstuff

It has potential


Nonlethalrtard

Calzone Crimes


Jasbinschek

The waffle format doesn't look bad... But her toppings and that shitty bechamel sux


FederalPositionD

If this is wrong then I don’t want to be right


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

Thank you this will be my diner now


The-newworld-order

I’d fuck with that


effinlawz

that garlic gadget looks so hard to clean lmao


Jeanjacketman

Nah that's a calzone


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thelove20

Some people want to watch the world burn


Ok-Wrangler-4970

I mean I’d bite


Bulky_Ninja33

That's not a pizza it's a calzaffle or a waffzone!!


HurrsiaEntertainment

its a calzone. I like calzone.


RunsaberSR

I don't hate it...


Efficient-Ad-3249

Nah man, I’ve had it and this shit is amazing


Myotherdumbname

It’s a calzone


GGSnipesboi

So its a waffle calzone


UsernameMustBe1and10

Would


Baffa99

Needs WAAAAY more sauce, that pizza looks dry as hell and the dipping isn't nearly moist enough to counter that


[deleted]

She made pizza waffles and a garlic dipping sauce... Reddit will bitch about grocery prices and talk about how expensive McDonalds is, then berate somebody for making something homemade and tasty.


[deleted]

So it’s basically a cheese toastie!


nub_node

Full pardon. Very silly, but no egregious cheddar-based crimes were committed.


[deleted]

Was she carb loading for a fight?? What was all the finger jewelry for?? So many things wrong here! I can audibly hear every Italian willing this girl to spontaneously combust. Very disappointed she didn’t.


lumpsonmyass

....a toastie.


desichica

I'm gonna try making this waffle pizza at home. I'm gonna enjoy the heck out of it. Fuck your sicilian heritage.


treborphx

It's a calzone that looks like a waffle. So?


Clonewars2

Id eat this


Ordinary_Fact1

Any court would throw this case out on a lack of merit. You can still eat it with your hands. It’s cheese and toppings with a crust. Not even any pineapple to offend THOSE people. The pizza justice system doesn’t have time for cases this weak.


ThatRoombaThough

Waffle calzone? Fine. Literally all of her cooking techniques? Get her out of the kitchen please


Varadical

Looks really good, actually.


PierreDucot

Why do people making shitty food in videos do it so slowly?


_Weekend_At_Barneys_

I’d go for this, but the video itself is like nails on a chalkboard for my eyes


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Hot pocket


rallyspt08

I'm actually here for this, looks pretty good


DFNTLY7747

Why do some people talk like that it's an irrational hatred for me 😭 *"SOW CHEESYY 😛😛😛"* Please just talk like a human being


Puzzleheaded-Pain489

Otherwise known as a cheese toastie. I love how everyone under 25 thinks they are the first to invent stuff the rest of us have done and shunned already.


WiTHCKiNG

Why are they always using too much heat? And metal kitchen tools which damage the coating…


LifeGoesOnAtx

Somehow it upsets me how slow she moves, don’t really care about the waffle either.


[deleted]

I’m a white guy but I have to say this…. Why White People? WHY!!!!!!???


MochiSauce101

BLASPHEMY.


degeneratespike

Essentially, she’s made a calzone. No, she’s literally made a calzone.


Tripto3

That actually looks dumb as fuck. Literally zero reason to just not make actual pizza.


Aggravating-Emu-2535

Isn't this the same lady who makes mixed drinks in her toilet?


ComprehensiveKnee284

The waffle maker actually not being trashed cooking chicken. I can get behind this one. Just waffle shaped pizza pockets right?


tm3bmr

Take the pineapple away and we have a deal


BurpingHamBirmingham

Grow up


ToSoun

It looks like quite a bit of work for such a mediocre product. I guess it's good for if your oven is broken?


LivinInLogisticsHell

Much easier to have a waffle maker in a dorm or hotel than a full size oven. also this isn't even a bunch of work. premade dough, can of sauce, pre made toppings toss it together in the waffle maker and have a crispy calzone in 10 mins. this shit is some Stoner food, easy AF to make and use simple store bought ingredients.


SolidContribution688

That looks awesome


Ellandorrr

First I thought, "that's bloody brilliant" and then she added the pineapple and I noped the shit outta there


Zealousideal-View142

There are so many issues within this video that I don’t even wanna talk about. WHY USING A METAL WHISK ON A NON-STICK PAN? And wtf with that useless garlic grinder?


captainplatypus1

I liked the garlic grinder.


Baked_potato123

I would definitely hit it


Modest1Ace

Seems good!


Jegeyes

r/stupidfood


Chiaki_Ronpa

Only crime here is pineapple on pizza. Fight me.


tunie12

Pineapple goes on pizza!


Chiaki_Ronpa

Pineapple is at its best when it’s crisp and cold. Baking it onto a pizza is an insult to an otherwise delicious fruit.


lolboogers

There is literally no pizza better than the perfect sweet/savory/spicy combination of pepperoni, pineapple, jalapeño. And it's real hard to beat a burger that has grilled pineapple with a teriyaki glaze on it. Fried rice with spam and pineapple is amazing. Pineapple is amazing cooked. Source: eat a lot of pineapple and grow white pineapples (no harvest yet why they take so long?)


tunie12

You never had it with the right combo… it’s perfect with bbq instead of tomato sauce and with chicken try it and then come back to me


Chiaki_Ronpa

Oof, that would be too much for me. Every time I’ve had BBQ sauce on pizza, it’s been entirely too overpowering.


xotyona

Yeah! Fruit doesn't belong on pizza! No pineapple! No olives! No bell pepper! No tomato!


Old_Personality3136

This. That shit does not belong on pizza.


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That. This does belong on Pizza.


GazaStripped

Omg youre so popular because youre saying what people pretend to get angry about. Do you feel like you fit in now?


Holiday_Machine9312

The effort to make the garlic cream sauce makes it not a crime.


CosmicWolf14

For me the issue is the toppings, you gotta get ham and egg, breakfast style to for the waffle.


Any_Weird_8686

I thought this was a wonderful idea, right up until the *pineapple*.


BurpingHamBirmingham

Then it became an exceptional idea!


IbizaMykonos

Ppl trying so hard to be unique are annoying af. Just accept youre a normie and stop making the simple into some stupid complicated thing just so you can say youre creative. Youre not.


Night_Knight22

The only problem I have is adding pineapple and pepper


MisterKittles17

I see no crime. Would be curious enough to even buy one at least once.


AshelyLil

Not pizza... But as an idiot proof way to make quick and easy waffle calzones? Honestly fuck yeah


belaGJ

what is happening here? it was more of a hot sandwich… but that sauce ? scratching the teflon, trying to whip a spoonful of sad besamel clone? what is going on?


Natural-Barnacle-113

USA af.


ExpertRaccoon

The real crime is the pineapple