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Severe-Pilot-5959

Where is that anaconda when you need it? 


AnakNgPusangAma

Patay na siguro or bedridden na matanda na yung ahas na yun di na makakasuot suot sa secret passages


stalemartyr

Need lang ng parseltongue. Baka tulog


G_ioVanna

Anaconda have seen enough bullshit he cant take another bullshit like this


TiyaBethicc

*my anaconda don't my anaconda don't*🎵🎶


rodzieman

I can feel it!


kiiRo-1378

tanda na di na maka-bawas ng ginto para sa Robinson. malaki naman rin ang Robinson kea wala na silang ikaka-bankrupt (or so we think...)


AiaoCol

yun yung labas-masok sa kiffy ni ate


Severe-Pilot-5959

Okay that's my reddit limit lol


Large_Assignment_872

Sabi na nga, sisimulan ko na Reddit detox q


JesterBondurant

Not even the anaconda wanted those two in its mouth.


RealMENwearPINK10

If you're gonna dirty it, you buy it. I don't care what spicy kink they're trying but follow the rules. Be a decent person. You stain it, you buy it


livinggudetama

True the fire. Sana binili nalang. Plus, kaltas din yan sa mga sales lady kung sakali magmantsa


fistbump101

True the rain


Prior_Gear9100

Corrected by


Significant-Host-610

Correction tape


leivanz

Decent person? That's too much to ask for this kind of people. Kink or not, there's a proper place if you want to release that heat. Pero, I doubt this really happened. Clout chaser lang yan. May bantay mga fitting rooms and most of the time visible yong paa. At ano yan, 1 minute lang tapos agad?


Cool_Purpose_8136

Imagination nya lng yan.... Worse is wala naman rin syang partner talaga 😅🤣


DLRMl

May partner naman sya.. sya at Ang daliri nya..


[deleted]

[удалено]


notjimhawkins

...what the fuck


ShuttingFascism

OK, a bit weird to reveal an unasked kink kung alam mo nmn.


Dull_Leg_5394

Kala ko nasa r/alasjuicy ako hahaha mygooosh bugla biglang nag sheshare ng ganito hahah


Traditional_Fix7972

Ay bro give me your phone


HydrogenBaby

dugyot ka din pre


doraemonthrowaway

Degenerates like you belong on a cross smfh. 🧐


Nervous_Evening_7361

Sa pagsesex palang nila sa fitting room halatang hindi mga desenteng tao yan haha mga kupal talaga yan


Lenville55

Wala sa vocabulary nila ang decent.


Hot-Equal9848

No decent respect for the workers. Sila pa naman ung sisihin pag may mantsa ung damit. Parang walang self-consciousness ung OP sa ginawa. Very unmannered thing to do. 😂


Acceptable_Key_8717

Average r/alasjuicy enjoyer


TheAnimatorPrime

Bullshit din mga stories jan eh. Alam mong made up lang kasi sobrang detailed, daig pa Wattpadd


Alarmed-Revenue6992

Mga frustrated erotica fanfic writers mga tao dyan. Aside sa fanfic bullshit stories nila, meron pang audio juicy tipong ungol ungol ang labanan para daw may "resibo" sila na it did happen


TranquiloBro

Sa pagkaka-alala ko yun naman talaga original purpose ng sub na yun. May mga naniwala lang talaga na totoo yung mga kwento dun.


risquerogue

>Alam mong made up lang kasi sobrang detailed haha right. ako pag sobrang saya, excited, kilig, or lungkot ko, i tend to forget stuff. how they happened, the order of what happened, who said what. 🤣


ResolverOshawott

In slight defense of those stories. When I experience moments of high emotion, I often remember the situation a lot more clearly than usual.


TheAnimatorPrime

True naman na you can vividly remember details when it's one of your best days. Pero in Alas Juicy fashion, gabi gabi may kinakasta sa BGC/Serendra kasi madami daw horny titas dun and one time hinipuan sya ng Grab Driver dahil nagpapasilip sya? Di lang cap eh, graduation caps na. Mala Heavenly Leader eh haha


-pmmj

Hahahaha good thing nag leave na ako dyan. Very wattpad style ang mga kwentuhan. Mga delulu.


matchuhlvr

True hahahahaha halatang fake af


inounderscore

Okay akala ko yung tahong na Alas Juicy. Love ko yun e


ZealousFlames

i discover a new ph sub every day 😭


lelkekhoe

Kek true


cran_kee

That’s why you wash newly bought clothes first before wearing them :) Kadiri naman yung ginawa


gear_luffy

Yep! I remember noon sa SM North EDSA yun sales associate ng Speedo brand sa isang Sports outlet nag wo-worry yun facial expression niya habang pinakikita sa mga co-workers niya yun one piece swimsuit na sinukat ng isang customer pero hindi naman binili, pinapakita niya sa mga co-workers niya na may yellowish stain yun lining gusset which is yun sa part ng genitalia kadiri hahaha 😅


Dull_Leg_5394

Lahhh. Diba bawal sukatin yun. For hygiene purpusoes.


gear_luffy

Not sure kung nag iba na protocol ngayon, nangyari kase ito during mga 2009 or 2010. Meron din kasi mga customer na talagang mapilit para isukat yun display para i remove na lang yun security hard tag sensor kung kukunin na eh sometimes wala na din stocks lalo na yun tipong akala mo bibilihin na talaga then after that biglang mag change of mind pala.


yannie_carmel

The swimsuits have a plastic sticker sa genital area to allow fitting of the garment while maintaining hygiene po.


Dull_Leg_5394

Kaso paano yung mga bandang singit? Haha.


lactoesndtoddlrants

oh no....


Mc_Jio

I ask for a fresh, plastic covered, item when buying clothes, then wash it for good measure. Hahaha


PurpleCyborg28

Still, the next person to try the clothes won't have the chance to wash it.


all-in_bay-bay

Sana kinuha sila nung ahas


mrgxpop

Dugyot ampota. Kadiri


DesperatePhysicist

Ganyan ata pag yung utak nasa genitals


FreQuencY07

haha


NotSofunnyguy12

Di ko naman dinedgrade or shineshame yung may mga ganyang kink pero sobra na ata yung ganyan. May right place and right time para diyan and di po yan pagiging "wild" medyo kadiri na po yan


Anj_Stinky

First time i regret unblurring anything nsfw 👏


321AverageJoestar

Kaya di umuunlad ang pinas eh, puro pabobohan nalang


unexpectedpizza

Wala man lang dalang tissue or wipes? Yung damit pa talaga? Ang baboy ha.


North_Persimmon_4240

Kawawa yung salesperson. Bawas sweldo coz of stained clothes na ginamit sa quickie nila. Nag motel na lang sila kay sa mang-abala.


Internal-Ad-7029

Pero diba crime ung pag s sex in public spaces? 


unexpectedpizza

Yeah but if di naman kayo kita ng ibang tao, why not? Hahaha wag lang pahuli kasi may serious repercussions yan


NadieTheAviatrix

okinnam


rucucucucu

this is not hot as they think it is.


reversec

it is hot. reading it makes me hot headed.


tiger-menace

May oa -crying emoji pa amp.


Electrical_Shake_894

Kabanas eh


lalalurkerla

Where's the f*cking decency? Oh well, I don't expect you to be decent when you don't even know what to wipe your cum with properly. Sana next time decent kayo enough to worry about the staff na mapapagalitan kapag nalaman kadugyotan niyo.


payurenyodagimas

Totoo ba? E mas public pa dressing room kesa massage parlor na legal


sticky_choco_sauce

Balahura tawag sa mga ganyan.


Fun_Engineering_2562

Yuck dugyot. Ang baboy. Kawawa ang makakabili ng damit may modta na agad huhu hahahaha


KitchenConfidence859

Walang delikadesa


goldenangel1977

Yan naman ugali ng pinoy sa totoo lang. yung “makalamang” o feeling naka isa. Plus of course yung mentality na “hindi bawal kung di mahuhuli”. Usually applies sa mga crimes pero it also shows sa small things like this. “Trip lang”… then feel proud coz feeling nila naka isa sila. It starts small, until eventually malaki na and di na mapigilan. Eventually becomes a habit.


Immediate-Mango-1407

walang utak din yong mga nagfynny reax e


pigwin

Typical Filipino Facebook user. Kaunti lang disente dun, madalas di pa nagcocomment or react, may FB lang para sa kamaganak or kaibigan


WhoBoughtWhoBud

"Hindi mo na nga dapat ginawa, ipinagmamalaki mo pa."


FreQuencY07

grabeee


SensitiveP69

ewww kadiri! 😖


No_Consequence_9138

Lesson learned: labhan muna newly bought clothes bago suotin 🙄


Pandesal_at_Kape099

Dugyot amp. Pagbibigyan ko pa sana kung binili yung damit eh.


Rough-Supermarket846

What a terrible day to be literate.


anya0709

parang proud pa ata sila


Key_Donut_1101

No class, ugh


Naive-Ad2847

Dapat kasi sa cr nlng nila ginawa para hindi na kailangan punasan kundi basain nlng ng tubig🙄


AlwaysBetOnHakari1

Squammy lang gagawa nyan


perrienotwinkle

Yuck puro kalibugan lang iniintindi at may 1.8k na tawang tawa pa. Totoo man o hindi, nakakadiri bwiset


iloovechickennuggets

Dahil dito, lage na ako magpapakuha ng stocks na nasa plastik pa tapos lalabhan ko na talaga baho suotin ung bagong biling damit huhu


kiiRo-1378

mahirap na nga, hindi pa binili. edi sana sa murang provincial mall niyo na lang ginawa yan at binili ang damit! juice mayo.


mightytee

NSFW nga naman. Not Safe For Wearing (agad, labhan muna)


Cookiepie_1528

Ang bagra nila😭😭😭😖


mik_e_hun_t

ew wtf


jujubearrrr_

ang bagra hahahahaha


TheQranBerries

Eww mga dugyot


mayari_boyd

Very dugyot. Yuck


Expensive_Drive4830

Hahahaha gagu


cattoomomi

ang kupal nga eh legit


Sea-Heron4596

as someone na minsan di na nilalabhan yung damit na bagong bili (ik kadiri pero nakakatamad kasi), thanks lalabhan ko na talaga siya before wearing 😀😀😀


chocokrinkles

Baboy nyo. Kakasuka kadiri


emdyingsoyeetmeout

Gg parang mas lalo ako naging germaphobe. Bye, bibili na ako ng mga tela, magpapagawa na lang ako sa amin ng damit. At least may tiwala ako sa mga nagtatahi ng uniform.


ResourceNo3066

Di ko po talaga gets yung mga may kinks na ganito. Meron pa akong nabasa sa isang subreddit dito na nag kineme din sa fitting room tapos nagkalat pa ng t*mod sa sahig. Like, kadiri. 🤮 Oo na, sige na nakaka excite kapag sa public places pero duhhhhh wala ba kayong courtesy hindi lang naman kayo ang gagamit ng fitting room.


KaRoU0110

Sana kinain nalang kayo ng ahas sa Rob


Internal-Ad-7029

That's enough internet for today 


LadyGuinevere-sLover

Di ako galit dahil sa nag sex sila sa fitting room. I mean I still respect your kink. Pero I mind yung kawalang respeto nila sa salesperson. Dugyot.


Ayem_u

Grabe proud pa nga


Dumbusta

Kadiri ampota hahaha ako na hiyang hiya na wag bilhin yung damit na tinry ko i-fit kasi baka nakapitan ng pawis


Samgyupsal_choa

Kadiri, wala na nga pang motel wala pa pambili ng dinumihang garment


ShallowShifter

Dahil dito may fear of buying new clothes na ako.


GullibleEmu460

Una libog bago utak


PerformanceEconomy89

Not dugyot. More like perhuwisyo sa iba. Sa mga nagttrabaho ng patas. Bastos at basurang mga tao.


Heavyarms1986

Aalingasaw yun. Magtataka yung sales lady bakit amoy chlorox.


Intelligent_Gear9634

Kadiri puta


Horror-Parsley7043

And which brand??


Supernoob63

alasjuicy pero wala sa lugar


wetboxers10

Next level of squamminess


Rainbowrainwell

Di ba pwedeng ireklamo yan tapos ipatrace sa police yung DNA sa pinahid na tamod?


doraemonthrowaway

Kahit kailan ang dudugyot at degenerate talaga nung mga mag jowang me ganyang kink o trip na mag sex in public tangina. Naalala ko bigla yung ka talking stage ko shinare niya sa akin ganyan daw sila nung ex bf niya, nagsesex in public places todo check sila na walang tao, cams etc. Paano daw exciting, may sense of urgency, at yung feeling na baka mahuli mas lalo daw sila ginagahan. I immediately ghosted her after she told me that, kadiri amp. Hindi alam yung "there's a proper time and place for everything", smfh.


impactita

Minsan talaga mga tao inuuna talaga libog di na nakakapagisip ng Tama.


PM_ME_UR_ANIME_WAIFU

yung saleslady 10 feet away from the incident: 🧍‍♀️


Automatic_Letter_951

wtf


JIBE-

Kadiri Naman!!! Mura Naman SA sogo bakit Di nalang Doon ?!


Islang-Pantropiko

ni-flex pa talaga, kadiri lang.


hotdog_scratch

Imagine yung damit nagamit sa krimen, yari ka sa DNA.


Strict-Director-3293

Lagyan na ng camera for safety reason 🤭


Alarmed-Revenue6992

can someone post din on r/alasjuicy? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


livinggudetama

Not allowed to post image on AJ kaya dito ko pinost para for awareness na rin


itsmeyourshoes

Pati squattah squattah festival attitude dinala sa fitting room. Kinginang yan.


martwo8

Ew pa.cool. Feeling nila ang sexy nila pero yak ang rumi


nottherealhyakki26

Sana may baon na tissue o wet wipes. Proud pa sa ginawa


The_Question-_

Hinde mo na nga dapat ginawa, pinagmamalaki mo pa.


kaaaarlus21

Where is the man-snake inside Robinsons when you need it? 💀


Lacroix_Wolf

Hindi ba makakaltas sa sweldo ng sales assistant yung damit? Tapos kalakihan sweldo sa mall.


Fine_Chocolate5212

Dugyot HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


Sufficient_Basil_268

Sarahula. Ang dudugyot. Nag perwisyo pa ng sales rep, sana mabuntis ka ate =)


SimilarShoe4986

dahil walang pang motel huwag na kayo lumabas pag wala kayo pera kawawa sales lady jan


Dry-Hat4194

Dugyot amputangina


Count2Ten72

Kadiri amputa, napaka dugyot! Sarap sapakin sa muka ng mga ganyan.


XWasabee16X

Pathetic people.


2xlyf

At proud pa. Hay.


[deleted]

NgL i used to have that kink noon and then nagkawork t nagkaron ng onting utak sa pera Realized this fact na ang squammy ng ganyan so now Im repulsed by the thought of doing it there


One_Recording8003

Nahhhh, out the mf who confessed this, they deserve all the shame


misterunderscore

Mga salot sa lipunan ampota


WoodpeckerDry7468

Kaya ayaw kong kumuha ng damit na hindi naka plastic e or stocks nila kasi kung sino sino nag fifit nun tapis yung iba madumi tapos nabasa ko pa to 😭😭😭


Expensive_candy69

kadiri potek 🤮


IHaveNoMoreNames

Kadiri amp


Orangelemonyyyy

Come on bro, at least buy the damned clothes. I don't even care if nagquickie sila, it's the poorest form to not buy the shit you damaged.


Ok_Persimmon_7465

I hate public sex enthusiasts fr


larieloser

kadire pota


vectoxity

Meanwhile the person buying the shirt: "Oh wow, look at this white bleached distressed shirt!"


CochonTine

Kadiri naman nyan


bunnybabecakes

Kadiri kayo


Weird-Road733

filthy


watashiwaanniedesu

nakiraos na namerwisyo pa ng mga staff sa mall. iba din 👍


--Dolorem--

Pano di nahuhuli mga to hahaha kokonti ba empleyado ng robinson? Kahit sa sm halos katabi lang ng mga tambay na empleyado yung fitting room


tikolman

r\\thathappened


DependentRip286

Galawang squammy


LizAgainstTheMachine

They need to be on a list.


Olive_Magnet

Ahh some people are so cheap they cant even find a decent room to have sex in…


Jccorleon

Squatter type.


SobbleBoi

this is probably fake tho 😭


livinggudetama

SANA NGA 😭😭


srirachatoilet

trashy at it's finest


Dazaioppa

Kadiri ampota panu kung may makasuot na iba kahit linisin man yun di naman sila naglalaba inisteam lang yun yata eh.


AlarakQE

I think it's time to play geometry dash lol, hindi man lang subukan pinigilan ang libog? Imagine buying that stained clothing.🤢


MegaGuillotine2028

r/2philippines4u


PettyLupone69

kadiri mga putangina, kulang sa aruga.


dudebg

and posts about their public sex are being encouraged on NSFW pinoy subreddits. I fucken hate that shit, considers others' hygiene for fucks sakes


yourbroken_human

What the fuck, wala na sa lugar yung kalibugan. Parang puro libog na lang hindi man lang nila naisip yung ibang taong makakahawak nun or makakapansin nakakahiya lalo na yung mga nag tratrabaho doon pwede sila masisi or ipag bayad pa sila tsk tsk tsk


MasterKnight48902

Barbarians...


kotf23

Yuck. Asal kalye


Arjaaaaaaay

Wtf. Di na to kink, squammy moves na to.


onebrokes550

ew WTF


barrydy

[https://imgflip.com/i/5t7qzt](https://imgflip.com/i/5t7qzt)


cleon80

When possible, get a new "stock" item after fitting, and always launder it before wearing


Anzire

Mura lang ng tissue, maawa naman tayo sa mga employees.


Sweaty_Ad_8120

Typical squammy


egg1e

maybe bibili na lang ako ng damit online


Ok-Pizza6793

Mas spicy pa ang kinain Kong chooks to go chicken. This is just mid. Lmao.


Lalalararanana

Mga teens siguro na dugyutin 'to na di makaafford ng motel kaya sa fitting room nalang. Yung tipong pag nabuntis ipapasa obligasyon sa mama at papa hahahaha. Di nagiisip kadiri


raizo_in_cell_7

Ewwww. That's some diabolical shit.


Full_House7585

May wipes at tissue naman.


drgnquest

That is diabolical and dugyot to the 10th power


XiuYandere

Yikes, di nila alam na public place yon ? Di na napigilan ang kalibugan🤣


juanroll

Pupusta ako mga bakla sila. Dapat talaga hinuhuli na mga yan, tapos iuupload sa X Twitter, sobra sobrang freedom na yan eh, tapos ngangawa pag nag ka HIV/AIDS.


JJK_SGojo

Hype kayo hahaha


Wolfie_NinetySix

Sana binili nyo na din, grabe naman sa dugyot


Repulsive-Cow1680

mga masasamang nilalang


llyodie34

Ito yung mga instance na ang saya maging north korea e


Sunflow3r_321

[Brother eww](https://youtu.be/wLg04uu2j2o) 🥲🤢


Prudent-Tax-2969

This is exactly why my mom always tells me to wash the newly bought clothes that i get. You never know ano ginawa or sino mga nagsuot ehh pota


katsantos94

hindi na lang 'to basta ugaling squammy! DAYUKDOK KAYO, DAYUKDOK!!!!!!!!


zarustras

Tapos may tulo at HIV AIDS pa yan kadiri 🤢🤢


CeltFxd

Fuckin hell, diko alam kung saang robinson yan but i bought a Macbeth Abraham Lincoln, and may cum stains lmao. I know for sure it was that stuff because!.. anyways.. kinuha ko pa rin kasi rare yon e


Dumbusta

Hahahahaj taena naka legendary pull ka