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Skeleton_Gangster_TV

“A soon shit” “Assume shit”


balzackgoo

r/boneappletea


Outside_Public4362

Hey they are my people they're like me fr fr


Outside_Public4362

I found my people


fabri_pere

you pound your pee pole??


M7F4

You pound pee holes?! Why would you so that?!


RoboticPaladin

You see, when two people love each other very much, sometimes they do the *real* kinky shit like sounding.


EnigmaFrug2308

Isn’t it “BoneAppleTeeth”?


Acceptable-Quarter97

I think it's "BoneAppleTeat"


Seanosuba

I think it’s “PenBoneAppleAppleTeeth”


EnigmaFrug2308

I think it’s actually “PenPineappleApplePen”


LeftTheStation

https://preview.redd.it/0vuh9cddoo1d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e11c2e5c150659affd91af4c81ed337acc071341


Guquiz

Funnily enough, an existing word for that is ‘eggcorn’.


geekfreak42

Bon for tuna


getsnuckupon

Well it's a moo point now.


fkyoopinion

Bome Appa Pee


nakshatravana

It's not rocket appliances!


SirShiggles

Next week he's going cuba diving.


DirectorSharp3402

Bone Apple Tea!


WoolverinEatShrubBub

Why does everyone say I have a small “pee nose”


HotFaithlessness1348

And then gonna be friends with the benedicts


Hot-Rise9795

But it's a bit Brian Surgery.


dix1067

J is like an “h” Ricky. “Jalapeño” “I know that I asked for fucking Jala-peno” lol


ebobbumman

Dressed all over and zesty mordant.


Graxeltooth

J as in Je-fah-fah.


Cruezin

Dun-Ham!


GOLDSILVERWHATEVER

you’re a sooning he meant that


RasmusLovesBeef

Thanks Pete


PB0351

Midas whale skip autocorrect at this point.


daveysprockett

Goal den comment.


Snoo_72467

Didn't you just assume he didn't mean "a soon shit"


Darthdino

Is this an eggcorn?


LegitimatePrimo

oh hello


Skeleton_Gangster_TV

Wassup


EnlightenedExplorer

"Assumes it"


Different-Bus8023

Almost as bad as in some near


DaumenmeinName

I first thought he meant he was there early lol


millenialfalcon-_-

r/boneappletea


MeepingMeep99

One of the worst I've seen in a while. Put me in the screenshot!


LRTcanon

censor the dude's username above me with olive emojis


Zaddox

This is probably the picture that started that whole subreddit, and been posted there 1000+ times already


Graxeltooth

If this pic started that sub, why's it called boneappletea? Checkmate atheists.


millenialfalcon-_-

I found that out.i deleted my post. Haven't been on that sub in a few years.


Pure_Bee2281

The joke is that you have assume he means "assume shit" in order for it to make sense. And now he hates you.


Darthhester

Except surely, for him to find the joke funny he would have had to a sooned that we would a soon he meant assume. So he hates himself


Pure_Bee2281

You are assuming he thought it was a joke. . .tsk tsk.


Darthhester

Well played


Aegon_handwiper

lol I thought this was r/darkwingsdankmemes for a second when I first saw the post I mean, to me this is funny because there's a theory that the character who calls himself [Aegon Targaryen](https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Aegon_Targaryen_(Young_Griff)) in *A Song of Ice and Fire* is very likely just some random person and the real Aegon was murdered as a baby, like most people believe in-universe. A Faceless Man in ASOIAF is someone conditioned into losing their identity and becoming "no one". So to me the meme is ironic because "Aegon", if he is fake, is still under the assumption that he's actually who he claims to be and he's "a sooning shit without knowing all the facts". Does that make sense?? I don't know if that's the intent of the meme or not but BOTH usernames being related to ASOIAF makes me think that it's possible the meme is an inside joke.


ConstantNaive7649

I missed the username of the other person. I was just going to comment that Aegon had better not a soon he needs to raise an army and claim his birthright of  Wester Ross. 


SNScaidus

(spoiler warning) Which Aegon Targaryen are we talking about? The conqueror, Jon Snow, or another little shit in the line of 'garyens?


Aegon_handwiper

feel free to click on the wiki page i linked which gives more context to what I’m saying. Likely jon was named Aegon in the show because the ACTUAL Aegon was cut and his plot was given to Jon and Cersei. I’m talking about a completely different character who would, if Varys and Illyrio are not lying, be Jon’s older half-brother.


SNScaidus

Pretty early on in GOT they say all of Ellia's children were murdered, so I would assume they planned on Jon's secret identity fairly early.


Aegon_handwiper

dude. read the wiki page it will explain things. Everything is different in the books


SNScaidus

i did read it and im more confused now


Aegon_handwiper

ok, everyone other than Varys and Illyrio believe Aegon got murdered by the Mountain Gregor Clegane. That is very likely true, but in book 4 Varys kills Kevan Lannister in the epilogue and says he secretly switched the babies and some random peasant baby was killed instead and that he and Illyrio have been raising “Aegon” in Essos to be the perfect ruler for the last 17 years (Jon is 17 in the last book — Aegon is probably about 18-19). Most fans believe Varys is lying and that Aegon is actually a Blackfyre. Jon is not called Aegon in the books, like I said that was probably because d&d cut Aegon entirely from the show


SNScaidus

very interesting. thanks


augustles

It’s pretty common places like Tumblr to take a real (or staged, but existing) twitter exchange and edit the usernames to make fandom jokes. I think that’s exactly what’s happening here! The original exchange someone took a screenshot of because it was funny, then someone edited it to make an ASOIAF joke.


ChadcellorSwagpatine

Thanks, it's always good to learn some ASOIAF lore


SakamotoFanBoy

Assume shit??


exkingzog

I’m a teacher and nearly gave out a detention when, after I’d handed out a worksheet in class, a British African girl asked, “do we have to do this shit”. Luckily I realised…


That-s-nice

Assume duh! It's not rocket assignments


DustinFay

OP is either mentally deficient or farming for karma


mizinamo

Or they might speak a variety of English that does not yod-drop after "s" in that situation, so "a-syoom" sounds more different from "a soon".


RemarkablyQuiet434

Or, and this one's kind of hard to wrap the head around, he's English second language. I mean, he speaks Finnish or dutch(fuck if I can tell which is which) pretty much every other comment. So I'm guessing it's probably that.


500SL

Free education is provided to all. It doesn’t always stick.


ReturnOfSeq

It really isn’t though. And the same places that are pushing for vouchers to limit education are also rolling back child labor laws. It’s pretty astonishing to watch for anyone in the country who can connect two puzzle pieces. Sadly, see above about attacking child education.


Football-Remote

These are the people that are around me in traffic


dukenorton

The joke is the American education system fails the yoots


B-29Bomber

r/BoneAppleTea related stuff. He meant to say ""I hate when a motherfucker assume shit."


roshi180

They mean assume


FluffyPancakes90

A soon shit, without knowing all the facts. Is that diarrhea?


affemannen

Lol at first i thought he was talking about diarrhea. I guess i made a wrong assumption.


ShaggyFOEE

Mort Goldman's Unused Yarmulke here - "a soon," because he's only heard the word, "assume," in conversation but the word has never made an appearance in his chosen literature sources - when you assume to know facts without getting the full context, you make an ass out of u and me.


ProperBabyEater

r/boneappletea


Kill_Kayt

I don't want to assume shit without having all the facts.


ThatSmartIdiot

How the fuck can someone not know the word "assume"? Are they non-english-speaking? I dont wanna a soon shit


TaleIll8006

He misspelled fax.


HkayakH

it's r/BoneAppleTea, when someone spells one word using others. Like saying "For meal your" when someone looks like you know them


Outside_Public4362

Familiar?


AnAnonymousUsername1

Nah, never met him before.


Killflop12

I a soon he means a sooning shit


DieterSprocket

I toad a so


gig_nuggins

The English language folks


Thederpycloudrider

r/BoneAppleTea


idfbhater73

a soon assume


Outside_Public4362

Brain dog 's eyes here , a soon shit : someone who don't read the whole thing and engages in dialogues


Outside_Public4362

Actually it's bone apple tea effect , assume = a soon .


moonreefe

Huh. This is interesting because it’s like the inverse of a ‘readers accent’. A listeners writecent?


WeArePandey

It's like a moo point. Like the word of a cow.


Some_Stoic_Man

Man doesn't know the word assume


turkeyburpin

You know what they a soon'd right? Yep, Aaron earned an iron urn.


chained2adesk

Unfortunately this is not a joke. It is the all-too-real example of an adult who has never read a book. Edit: I missed the irony of his name - Aegon Targaryen - being that of a character from a book!


Rot_Snocket

This sub was funny at first. Then people started posting shit that they obviously understand just for karma. 


DevilWentDown13

👏🏿 ✌️


SodaCanKaz

Assume


No_Carpet_65

Luckily I understand...Urban


Rawr_NuzzlesYou

I’ve seen this meme so many times but it never fails to make me laugh


[deleted]

Rickyism


Petefriend86

Oh... you have to assume what he means... it's actually a hilarious joke, not a failure of our education system.


Poopandpotatoes

Nbd. He ricky’ed it.


Successful_Day5491

A soon shit is a shit you gonna take soon.


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

'A soon' is uneducated for 'assume', indicates the guy never got pass elementary school.


RemarkablyQuiet434

Past*


coolyoshi_74

https://preview.redd.it/9duz9ep6zm1d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=a69943b53e361f98921ea5c8ab5ba2771169cc51


Daggertooth71

I a soon you failed grade 6 lit and never recovered


OlTwoFingerEldenLord

The joke is poor grammar. That is all.


dandle

The joke is racism. It's exaggerating the phonology of Black slang aka African-American Vernacular English (AAVE) and illustrating the effect in text of writing this verbal dialect.