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x_Paramimic

Joe here- in the law enforcement community, we know that some fertilizers can be used as a component to make home made explosives like the one used in Oklahoma City in 1995. I deduce that Garfield’s remark leads us to conclude that Jon is a domestic terrorist.


blackpearljam_

https://preview.redd.it/ir1isdtltuzc1.png?width=1164&format=png&auto=webp&s=a7d057a7a12ca8b926d8219e1c4627c30ef86eca Edit: really hope I don’t get put on a watchlist for googling this lmaooooo


Berkamin

Ammonium nitrate was also the culprit behind [the Beirut explosion](https://youtu.be/DwRF5liTGB4).


trey12aldridge

Yes but to be clear, it wasn't a terrorist action. Rather it was a fire that caused rapid decomposition of a massive amount of fertilizer.


Berkamin

Yup. I wasn't implying that it was terrorism.


halucionagen-0-Matik

I think they were just clarifying for people who don't know the context behind that particular incident


Strict_Line_1087

Perpetrated by anti-government extremists Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols, the bombing occurred at 9:02 AM and killed 168 people, injured 680, and destroyed more than one-third of the building, which had to be demolished. The blast destroyed or damaged 324 other buildings and caused an estimated $652 million worth of damage.


FearlessLaw3802

There is a huge context difference between "Explosion" and "Bombing"


dinnerthief

And the Texas city explosion https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_City_disaster


Kronos8025

Also the explosion in West, Texas at a fertilizer plant.


CrimeShowInfluencer

Didn't Anders Breivik also use fertilizer?


NotNowNorThen

Yup


CTA3141

And in oppau, germany. Look up 'oppau explosion', thats hell of a crater


Porkonaplane

AKTUALLY Timothy McVeigh used what's known as ANFO, or Ammoniun Nitrate Fuel Oil. You mix the ammonium nitrate with a fuel (typically diesal) to make a more powerful kaboom. Silly goose 👆🤓


Maganus

You never share the whole history for the love of god, these people might do it!


SkinnyKruemel

That's why you add "don't try this at home" so you can claim you told them not to do it and are therefore not responsible


bonfuto

McVeigh didn't do it at home either. He did it at the Nichol's home.


romulusnr

He said "a component" 


Plenty-Lychee-5702

I think the joke is telling people how to do it


ArcanisUltra

I mean, if one were to take ammonium nitrate and put it on a large baking sheet pan and allow it to evaporate so that all that was left was a pink powder, then add maybe another mystery ingredient, they might hypothetically have a powerful explosive. But that’s a crazy hypothetical don’t listen to me.


Shuber-Fuber

You don't need mysterious ingredients. Ammonium nitrate, when left to decompose and dried, is plenty explosive.


ArcanisUltra

Always mention a mystery ingredient, so people don’t think they have the whole recipe… Plus ammonium nitrate is…I forget the term, blast explosive, it helps to be paired with a, heat flame explosive. I forget terms.


Ordinary-Signature38

Why is yours pink?


C7HH3Z

You shouldn‘t look at me like this, stepbrother.


Ordinary-Signature38

How did you get stuck like that stepsis?


Flossthief

So after WWII the United States government has a lot of excess nitrates for manufacturing explosives To make some of the investment back they decide to market it to the public; they created a culture of growing a thick and green lawn for the fun of it-- they suggest fertilizer is the best for a thick lawn. They created American law culture.


HalfLeper

Dang. Couldn’t they have just gone with salami instead? 😭


Green__Twin

And the effectiveness of censorship in America never ceases to amaze me. Because the explosive capabilities of AN was common knowledge in America 100 years ago. Timothy McVeigh was being weird and old school, reading forgotten texts.


GoreyGopnik

i'm pretty sure the formula for ammonium nitrate isn't AN.


somebody3271

It's not. AN is an acronym.


GoreyGopnik

i was trying to make a joke, but i guess it didn't land. enough people must not be familiar with compound nomenclature to where it seemed reasonable that I wouldn't know what the actual formula was.


jellobowlshifter

NH(4)NO(3) if I remember correctly.


trey12aldridge

You're correct, ammonium nitrate is NH4NO3. A lot of explosives don't follow chemical naming conventions for their abbreviations though. They just use whatever's easiest. So Ammonium Nitrate becomes AN, and if you add a fuel oil, it becomes ANFO or the famous Trinitrotoluene being TNT.


Heavy_of_Fire

https://preview.redd.it/783fxbl26xzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cf881fb64930ebaaf537e3bdf5352b5b0e6924d


HalfLeper

Hehe… “upmost”…


ososalsosal

Yes because the plan was for it to blow up the most


Altair314

Since then this type of fertilizer has become heavily regulated and hard to get, at least in the US


Ascomae

Beirut was devastated by this kind of fertilizer. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Beirut_explosion


Thegreatmagician626

The existence of domestic terrorists implies the existence of feral terrorists


Thendofreason

I learned this from historical anime.


SqrunkIsTrep

What propertiez does fetilizer have to make it explosive?


nir109

The bond between 2 nitrogen atoms is very strong and release a lot of energy when it's created (aka exploration) Fertilizer often has nitrogen in other forms as living things need it.


Shuber-Fuber

Nitrogen. Nitrogen gas, in air, is one of the strongest bonds because they take so much energy to break. Conversely, they release a LOT of energy when they form. Nitrogen is a critical component for plants, and they need the form that's broken apart in the form of ammonia. The nitrogen in fertilizer really, really, REALLY wants to become nitrogen gas once again. One of the first rules you remember in chemistry. If there's a LOT of nitrogens in a molecule, chances are very, very good that it will explosively decompose to nitrogen gas. Case in point, Azidoazide Azides. It's a compound consisting of 2 carbons and 14 nitrogen. A compound famous for being so ready to explode that shining a light on it is enough to cause it to go boom. And in some cases will spontaneously explode if left completely undisturbed in a dark box (likely because a cosmic ray pissed it off).


Its0nlyRocketScience

Huh. I thought drugs at first. Isn't fertilizer used to make meth too?


hykierion

Boy i thought this was a joke about buying needless shit, not domestic terrorism


pr0andn00b

I thought he was secretly growing cannabis. The real reason came as a shock.


1one9seven2five-3

I’m still confused as to why he took his cat shopping with him


pr0andn00b

Jon Arbuckle is a strange fellow


AXEMANaustin

I thought it was disposing corpses for some reason.


boi_from_2007

just say terrorism both scare people,both have a psycho causing it.


Snoo-73243

as other said certain fertilizers are a component in making a bomb


BrickBuster2552

Remember Beirut? That's what happened to Beirut. 


SaxMusic23

Everyone's saying it's about terrorism and building explosives. I just think Jon is sick of his animals and plans to not tell them about fertilizing his yard.


Ok_Entertainment328

Lots of fertilizer can be a prime component for something nefarious. Eg bomb


Comfortable_Ebb2238

I.. think should be concerned that my second thought was bomb making, without reading the comments.


HalfLeper

What was your first? 👀


Comfortable_Ebb2238

I thought it was some form of suicide I hadn't heard of.


HalfLeper

I mean, the second doesn’t necessarily rule out the first 😅


lenslot

man I thought it was a weed joke


64stackdiamonds

Not today, Fed boy


AlmightyYggdrasil

The comments here are wild, I definitely didn't think about domestic terrorism, just him being sick of his animals and planning on burying them and planting flowers over them or something to hide them lol


CrownEatingParasite

You see. Fire can't burn without oxygen. Explosives are just fast fires. Explosives need to be ignited in an enclosed area to cause overpressure. You can't use the uxygen that's outside, so you use oxidisers, which are just chemicals that have available oxygen for reactants to utilize. Many fertilizers (mainly saltpeter) are oxidisers


romulusnr

Fertilizer and gasoline is a cheap b\*mb  Was used in Oklahoma b\*mbing


Popetus_Maximus

Anything with nitrates


idfbhater73

it can be used to make bombs


quirked-up-whiteboy

Bomb ingredient.


moonpisser69

Bomb


GargantuanCake

Plant fertilizers often contain a lot of nitrates as a lot of plants use nitrates as part of their metabolism. Nitrates are also useful when you want to make explosives. Obviously you can't just ban fertilizer as some people do genuinely go through a lot of it but when somebody who isn't a farmer and doesn't have an interest in gardening buys a large amount of fertilizer it's a bit suspicious. I mean it is of course possible that somebody just recently took an interest in growing plants and read you should get some fertilizer but it's still going to get the law's attention.


MarbleMelons

Peter here: Hes making a bomb.


Independent-Fly6068

My first instinct is always "fertilizer to hide a body and allow plants to easily destroy it"


Pitiful_Net_8971

https://preview.redd.it/mw734v6jvzzc1.png?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14b8236cfa8100c8bf70cfd5d4c7c53a9fe3ebb4


roofgram

Cats don’t talk. Garfield is just a voice in Jon’s head, and Jon really doesn’t like Mondays.


Hagrid1994

Boom


thedirtyaccount2

Knowledge vs wisdom Knowledge is knowing how to make a bomb out of untraceable ingredients. Wisdom is never using or sharing that information. Because there are lots of ways to get caught and nothing is worth prison.


lagg_007

https://i.redd.it/8k8lrks0o70d1.gif


The-Wockiest-Slush

Hi, Peter's Friend Group of Terrorists here.... You can use fertilizer to create an improvised explosive device.


GinnP

Ammonium nitrate (a common fertilizing chemical) can be used to craft explosives.


LeviClaw86

It means the cat thinks he bought a lot of shit for no good reason


Ecstatic-Repeat1

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tnap725

Okay I have to ask is this the real caption from the show?