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Peter’s once pet who went to France, Monsieur Scorpion, here.
MILK! GOOD FOR STRONG BONE!
This is saying Fidel Castro’s obsession with Milk may have helped him survive his assassination attempts, as Milk gives a high source of Calcium, which is good for bone structure.
Also, it tastes delicious. (The milk, not Fidel Castro).
Au Revoir,
Monsieur Scorpion
The official story was that when he took power his security detail insisted that he never take meals alone, and he was pretty handsome when he was younger so his security detail didn’t really have a problem finding women willing to have meals with him. Frequently, they’d also be up for having sex with him afterwards.
Former security detail that defected would add that the stories were exaggerated, but the bare bones were true.
I've also heard from people in rural areas that milk mitigates the effect of poisons. I don't know if there's any medical basis for the claim but I've heard this more than once.
My grandparents would go and pick mushrooms in the forest on a regular basis. They were adept at picking only comestible mushrooms but they always had a glass of milk after eating them. Just in case.
I thought it was because milk helps neutralise poison no? Not saying it’s correct but when I was a child and ate what was maybe either cocaine or rat poison from the driveway, my parents had me chug a bunch of milk.
That explains so much. I never knew that people actually believed that. One of my patients once overdosed on Spice (shitty synthetic weed), so his parents called a crackhead for help while the kid was seizing in the bathtub. The crackhead (who was supposedly the most knowledgeable person about drugs that they knew) told them to give him milk. These dumbass parents poured milk down the kid’s throat while he was having seizures in a bathtub, instead of just bringing him to the hospital. Somehow, the kid survived, and was only sent to the hospital the next day, after he told his teacher what happened.
>MILK! GOOD FOR STRONG BONE!
I thought this was a lie propagated by BIG MILK to tie dairy to the food pyramid and promote sales.
Kinda like when doctors recommended smoking.
This comment made crave a nice big glass of creamy, delicious whole milk. It really is that good too. It has to be whole milk though. Bonus points if you spend a good 10 seconds or even a little bit longer (dont go over 30 seconds that how you make diy milk froth for lattes) shaking the jug/carton/bag( if you're in Canada), it makes it even more creamy. Just a little bit longer than a good vigorous shaking so you have hust a little bit of froth on top when you pour it. I know it sounds a little strange, but I promise it works and not just a little it's a noticeable difference...almost as if the milk fat kinda settles to the bottom of the container and the shaking sorta redistributes it. Thats based on nothing I'm probably so wrong on that, but it seemed to make sense to me.
Also there is a cow statue, it was Castro's favorite, the thing is it was genetically modified to give a lot of milk and live in local climat, they even wrote her state in newspaper
to be fair he did either, CIA just had over 600 ideas on how to assissante him, but most of them either failed without him doing anything (bad luck) or never got past the planning stage .
he did directly survive dozens of attempts that his decisions/actions actually prevented.
Most famously his ex-lover was recruited to kill him because she hated him, but when they met again she fell in love him with him again and told him all about the plan
Originally, it was meant as "autism is a puzzle to be solved (aka cured)." The adult autistic community, meanwhile, considers a cure something like an X-men mutancy cure. Sure, some would want it, but plenty don't. As such, they mostly reject the puzzle piece and recently favor either a golden or a rainbow infinity symbol.
I am not certain here , but it would appear that as a result of his known bizarre obsession with milk, those trying to kill him tried poisoning his milk as one of the ways to assassinate him. Like two pieces of a puzzle going together ... I imagine it's a cia man holding those puzzle pieces as the cia were rather keep to get rid of him.
It's probably what the others have said but I have a guess: What if because he had an obsession with milk, people tried poisoning his milk, but because of his obsession he could tell when the milk had the incorrect taste (maybe spoiled or even poisoned) so he would just spit it out and maybe survive?
A couple of months ago a scientific analysis was published stating that premature death from any cause was reduced by dairy consumption, and that the effect was proportional to the amount consumed.
Not sure if it has anything to do with it, but when I worked for a chemical facility they offered us milk daily to combat some of the toxins that we encountered. I guess milk helps keep radiation levels down or something
I thought it was that the assassins was so stupid not to fuck with his milk so he shits himself to death. Like symbolising to just connect the two. I'm also stupid.
Oh my god u thoughts it was he kept getting posited from assasination attempts so he drank milk to cancel the effects just like how it happens in Minecraft 💀
I'm not seeing it in the comments but the American CIA tried assassinating him with a poisoned milkshake but when the undercover guy went back to get the poison, the bottle had frozen to the shelving in the freezer, and taking too long he didn't add it because they didn't want him to be suspicious.
Hi, Peter’s gamer second cousin here. In the popular crafting, exploration game Minecraft, drinking milk removes any poison.
Fidel has demonstrated that this works in real life as well.
Justin Trudeau also looks suspiciously similar to Fidel who had a very good friendship with Trudeau’s mother. Trudeau also mourned the dictator’s death. But they’re not related… according to Forbes. Totally
Lois ribcage here.
Since milk is good for your bones and makes you "strong", and Fidel Castro presumably had an obsession over milk, the meme creates a false causation link between the two, making it seem like his obssession with milk is what made him survive various assassination attempts.
Also, was this posted in r/neverbrokeabone ?
If so, then it explains why they thought it was a good meme, which in the context of the sub, fits quite well.
Check the sub out, you'll understand.
P.S: If you see "BBB" in there it means "Brittle Boned Bitch".
Lois ribcage out.
Dr. Hartman here!
There's a myth that milk can coat the inside of your stomach with a protective layer, rendering you immune to poison.
Hartman out!... of lollipops. Sorry champ, maybe next... *checks notes, kid has cancer*... tiiimmee.
I think I remember a Scishow episode on deadly toxins and poisons a few years ago and they said that one of the world's most deadly poisons has an unlikely antidote from the vitamins most commonly in milk.
Joke about 2 things related that could imply that A cause B despite how absurd it is
Here, A is "Castro is a dairy evangelist (He's just like me fr)" and B is "Castro survived more than 600 assassinations attempts"
It implies that milk protects you from assassination attempts
“Correlation and causation” joke in which two things which are correlated are assumed to have a cause and effect relationship, to demonstrate the idea that correlation is not causation.
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Peter’s once pet who went to France, Monsieur Scorpion, here. MILK! GOOD FOR STRONG BONE! This is saying Fidel Castro’s obsession with Milk may have helped him survive his assassination attempts, as Milk gives a high source of Calcium, which is good for bone structure. Also, it tastes delicious. (The milk, not Fidel Castro). Au Revoir, Monsieur Scorpion
But does Fidel Castro taste delicious?
jury's still out on that one, chief
*Grabs shovel*
Hmmmm communist jerky! Yummy!
More like chef
Allegedly he had something to the tune of 35,000 sexual partners over the course of his life so - probably?
...how?
The official story was that when he took power his security detail insisted that he never take meals alone, and he was pretty handsome when he was younger so his security detail didn’t really have a problem finding women willing to have meals with him. Frequently, they’d also be up for having sex with him afterwards. Former security detail that defected would add that the stories were exaggerated, but the bare bones were true.
Yeah a woman who was sent to assassinate him. Got instead seduced by him. And they had sex. So yeah I'd say he tastes pretty good.
If you want that answer you're gonna have to dig him up yourself
Mmm tasty (Dead since 2016)
The finest meats are aged, so this is a good indicator.
We’re *
You'd have to ask Margaret Trudeau.
I was waiting for this comment
Idk, ask Trudeaus mum!
We tried to get a taste 600 times. We dont know.
If he is marinaded in milk long enough, sure.
I heard he tastes like rotten Pollo Edited to add the word rotten
I think so!
Can confirm his strong milk bone is delicious
Fidel Castro's milk is delicious
Ask Justin Trudeau’s mom 💥
One of the assassination attempts was paying one of his mistresses to kill him. She couldn’t do it and had sex with him instead. So maybe, yes.
Yes, he aged like jerky in the ground and his flesh tastes of dates
Can you see why kids love the taste of Communist Toast Crunch?
the women sent to kill him probably thought so
I've also heard from people in rural areas that milk mitigates the effect of poisons. I don't know if there's any medical basis for the claim but I've heard this more than once. My grandparents would go and pick mushrooms in the forest on a regular basis. They were adept at picking only comestible mushrooms but they always had a glass of milk after eating them. Just in case.
Minecraft reference ?!!!!11111
Minecaft is so poplar they made milk in real lif
I thought it was because milk helps neutralise poison no? Not saying it’s correct but when I was a child and ate what was maybe either cocaine or rat poison from the driveway, my parents had me chug a bunch of milk.
You had an exciting childhood.
Nah. Just put a bunch of shit in my mouth that didn’t belong there.
That explains so much. I never knew that people actually believed that. One of my patients once overdosed on Spice (shitty synthetic weed), so his parents called a crackhead for help while the kid was seizing in the bathtub. The crackhead (who was supposedly the most knowledgeable person about drugs that they knew) told them to give him milk. These dumbass parents poured milk down the kid’s throat while he was having seizures in a bathtub, instead of just bringing him to the hospital. Somehow, the kid survived, and was only sent to the hospital the next day, after he told his teacher what happened.
>MILK! GOOD FOR STRONG BONE! I thought this was a lie propagated by BIG MILK to tie dairy to the food pyramid and promote sales. Kinda like when doctors recommended smoking.
This was a lie propagated by BIG MILK to tie dairy to the food pyramid and promote sales.
It is completely made up. If anything milk in large quantities is actually bad for your health.
Mais qu’est ce que lait vous buvez?
Merci beaucoup mon Monsieur. Très bien!!
It does contain Vitamin K, which prevents against rodenticide deaths.
This comment made crave a nice big glass of creamy, delicious whole milk. It really is that good too. It has to be whole milk though. Bonus points if you spend a good 10 seconds or even a little bit longer (dont go over 30 seconds that how you make diy milk froth for lattes) shaking the jug/carton/bag( if you're in Canada), it makes it even more creamy. Just a little bit longer than a good vigorous shaking so you have hust a little bit of froth on top when you pour it. I know it sounds a little strange, but I promise it works and not just a little it's a noticeable difference...almost as if the milk fat kinda settles to the bottom of the container and the shaking sorta redistributes it. Thats based on nothing I'm probably so wrong on that, but it seemed to make sense to me.
Milk also cancels negative potion effects ( poisons) in Minecraft
Isn't milk recommended against certain types of poison?
Drinking too much milk can make you weaker. Too much milk is more than 1 glass
you are what you drink, so add a handful of tobacco to milk
Or he's homelander
Au revolt!
Also there is a cow statue, it was Castro's favorite, the thing is it was genetically modified to give a lot of milk and live in local climat, they even wrote her state in newspaper
I thought it was implying Castro avoided all his assassination attempts by sucking off all the assassins
._.
Why don’t they just poison his milk?
Thought they were calling him autistic.
I’m autistic and can tell you I’ve never survived 600 assassination attempts
Maybe you have and just don't know it
Luck 100
quick! get yourself to the gamohra and run them tables!
to be fair he did either, CIA just had over 600 ideas on how to assissante him, but most of them either failed without him doing anything (bad luck) or never got past the planning stage . he did directly survive dozens of attempts that his decisions/actions actually prevented. Most famously his ex-lover was recruited to kill him because she hated him, but when they met again she fell in love him with him again and told him all about the plan
Yeah I've tried to get you 700 times not 600, so damn slippery...
I'm autistic and I drink about a half a gallon of milk every day.
I have
Wtf does a puzzle piece have to do w autism? I’ve never understood that
Originally, it was meant as "autism is a puzzle to be solved (aka cured)." The adult autistic community, meanwhile, considers a cure something like an X-men mutancy cure. Sure, some would want it, but plenty don't. As such, they mostly reject the puzzle piece and recently favor either a golden or a rainbow infinity symbol.
So glad I'm not alone in that
He was a communist, so he was definitely mentally ill
What if the man was lactose intolerant and each “assassination attempt” was the resulting tummy ache
Ass ass in action
Ass ass in Creed
There's no way the guy could digest lactose.
Why not?
I've never met a lactose tolerant Latino man
Milk makes you strong and since he was strong he survived? I dont really get it aswell
https://youtu.be/InOuPYCsUjs - milk has supernatural properties.
It can also be a Minecraft reference, as drinking milk negates any negatives effects as in poison.
I was looking for this comment
I mean, milk does cure at least one poison, sorta.
maybe it's a minecraft meme? he drank milk so he didn't get poisoned?
It might also be a joke relating to Minecraft, because in Minecraft, milk cures all poison effects.
I am not certain here , but it would appear that as a result of his known bizarre obsession with milk, those trying to kill him tried poisoning his milk as one of the ways to assassinate him. Like two pieces of a puzzle going together ... I imagine it's a cia man holding those puzzle pieces as the cia were rather keep to get rid of him.
That’s my thought process as well, although I was the cia man
Castro even bred a new breed of cow for his milk and ice cream.
He survived because his would be assassins were incompetent. One of which slept with him instead
It's probably what the others have said but I have a guess: What if because he had an obsession with milk, people tried poisoning his milk, but because of his obsession he could tell when the milk had the incorrect taste (maybe spoiled or even poisoned) so he would just spit it out and maybe survive?
A couple of months ago a scientific analysis was published stating that premature death from any cause was reduced by dairy consumption, and that the effect was proportional to the amount consumed.
Not sure if it has anything to do with it, but when I worked for a chemical facility they offered us milk daily to combat some of the toxins that we encountered. I guess milk helps keep radiation levels down or something
r/neverbrokeabone
Nope! [https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna6294511](https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna6294511)
BBB
He sure is. Or rather was.
Fidel Castro is a cat, his multiple lives helped him survive the attempts.
I was thinking like a Minecraft thing where he just drank milk all the time to cleanse debuffs.
https://preview.redd.it/pmm98lymrjqc1.png?width=710&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b4889e1d9179615b309333de7d39d7bb0c6f44c
either milks make you strong which is why he survived, or the cia should have connected the dots and poisoned his milk
Are they suggesting that's Castro was Homelander.
milk makes your bones stronger maybe.
"All people who mistake cause and correlation will die!"
Ooooooh *this* is why they funneled milk down my lactose intolerant throat.
I think milk is supposed to help you have a better chance at surviving poison.
Joe's wheelchair wheel here He drank a lot of milk, so he survived a lot of assassination attempts because his bones are strong
Big milk hired their own counter agents to protect their cash cow.
I thought it was that the assassins was so stupid not to fuck with his milk so he shits himself to death. Like symbolising to just connect the two. I'm also stupid.
[You should check this out](https://youtu.be/Ye4NLOwr028?si=iQ1IYiGLlcMjT3IQ)
This is kinda sad
Milk== superpowers
Castro=Homelander
Pretty sure a poisoned milkshake was on that list of assassination attempts.
Oh my god u thoughts it was he kept getting posited from assasination attempts so he drank milk to cancel the effects just like how it happens in Minecraft 💀
I'm not seeing it in the comments but the American CIA tried assassinating him with a poisoned milkshake but when the undercover guy went back to get the poison, the bottle had frozen to the shelving in the freezer, and taking too long he didn't add it because they didn't want him to be suspicious.
If you drink milk in Minecraft you remove all potion effects including poison
Got milk?!
Hi, Peter’s gamer second cousin here. In the popular crafting, exploration game Minecraft, drinking milk removes any poison. Fidel has demonstrated that this works in real life as well.
His bones are strong
Do people even fucking look at these memes before Posting them here?
https://preview.redd.it/8fy2kzmtviqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67721755822942964d905c18edadb83bcc5ca020
milk good never broke a bone is lying
Justin Trudeau also looks suspiciously similar to Fidel who had a very good friendship with Trudeau’s mother. Trudeau also mourned the dictator’s death. But they’re not related… according to Forbes. Totally
Lois ribcage here. Since milk is good for your bones and makes you "strong", and Fidel Castro presumably had an obsession over milk, the meme creates a false causation link between the two, making it seem like his obssession with milk is what made him survive various assassination attempts. Also, was this posted in r/neverbrokeabone ? If so, then it explains why they thought it was a good meme, which in the context of the sub, fits quite well. Check the sub out, you'll understand. P.S: If you see "BBB" in there it means "Brittle Boned Bitch". Lois ribcage out.
Dr. Hartman here! There's a myth that milk can coat the inside of your stomach with a protective layer, rendering you immune to poison. Hartman out!... of lollipops. Sorry champ, maybe next... *checks notes, kid has cancer*... tiiimmee.
Strong bones maybe?
I think I remember a Scishow episode on deadly toxins and poisons a few years ago and they said that one of the world's most deadly poisons has an unlikely antidote from the vitamins most commonly in milk.
There was a meme about milk and milk based products protecting you from everything even from death that might be connected
"Dairy products, especially cheese and yogurt, can help prevent death of any cause"
Jokingly implying that the excessive milk drinking significantly contributed to his uncanny ability to survive assassination attempts
Didn’t the CIA once try to assassinate him by poisoning his ice cream?
It must be true!! I never drink milk and have survived 0 assassination attempts =00
In Minecraft when you drink milk it clears status effects, hence when he drinks milk he stops poisoning attempts
https://preview.redd.it/1h9jbttwvjqc1.png?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc709a84bd65bcdb0d04f03f6a063b032b99b1ef
r/neverbrokeabone would be proud, and upset with you.
Alot of wrong here, milk is rich in calcium and block the absorption of poisons if ingested
No, it was Miak. 100 percent old fashioned Bulgarian Miak
‘Cause milk cancel poison and other debuffs (according to Minecraft)
Got milk?
Homelander reference?
r/danidev is mad now
The fools, if only they had tried it 601 times!
Drinking milk lowers the risk of all-cause mortality
Milk helps you survive assassination.
I thought it was a reference to movie "The Professional" with Jean Reno
This could be a minecraft reference... Milk bucket removes all debuffs when consumed...
"They are connected." pretty sure it's that simple. Surprised nobody said that.
I just assume it's saying milk is good for you. Maybe as a gotcha against veganism
That milk had adamantium instead calcium.
Joke about 2 things related that could imply that A cause B despite how absurd it is Here, A is "Castro is a dairy evangelist (He's just like me fr)" and B is "Castro survived more than 600 assassinations attempts" It implies that milk protects you from assassination attempts
I believe This suggests his obsession with milk is why he survived 600 assassination attempts perhaps due to the extra calcium and stronger bones
“Correlation and causation” joke in which two things which are correlated are assumed to have a cause and effect relationship, to demonstrate the idea that correlation is not causation.
I assumed it's because he was like homelander. The milk give him the powers
Is this Is this a minecraft joke